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  • an·or·gas·mic (adj): Not requiring air or oxygen to achieve an orgasm; applied especially to those numnuts to which free oxygen is unnecessary.

    i am from greece,i got married with a finn woman and i moved to finland but we broke it,im divorced now still in finland and i would like to meat a nice person,not close in her self romantic,to look me in the eyes when she talk to me,to not lie to be honnest, romantic,listener and sexy.im not looking for any model to be at least good looking,i am good looking too. my ex was close to herself very stuff head,anorgasmic and incredible lier. this kind of i dont like even to know. i like children but i can live and without.i like also animals i have two persian cats and i can say that are my best friends.


    change·ling (n.): A person of subnormal intelligence [syn: idiot, imbecile, cretin, moron, half-wit, retard]

    I can be described as a changelling (geographically), i love my privacy and sometimes also i love being with people


    con·er·fa·tion (n.): Conversation with an ex-marien, ppl-hater who likes to get confotable and watch moves.

    i was born in nj / moved to ny / joind the mariens / got out moved to ohio . if you want the whole thing just ask me and i shall tell you it all

    About me:
    how can i tell you how unique i am when the only ppl to see it is my friends and family , i am my oun person i do not follow a crowed i dont do things becouse they are in , i do things that i like . i wear fashion that is confurtable to me . im a arties, a lover , a free spirte i speak my oun mind amd i dont care what others think about me . i just think there looking for something they want and see it in me and they cant have it (lol) for its mine .

    About the one I'm looking for:
    any one that is not looking for a knight in shining armor , there not there ladys im sorry to say that . she has to know how to injoy life and the things that she has and knowing life is not all peaces and cream and that not everthing in her life is going to be hand down to here on a silver plater

    My idea of the perfect first date:
    dinner and a place to talk . dinner allows you to know. if she oders just a salid then she is not confotable with her self and that she is trying to impress the guy she is with out eating ,a move is not a place to get to know some one you are there to see a move not make small talk . and a place to talk is where you get to know someone if they can hold a good conerfation


    con·ver·sate (intr.v.): Look, you can't be defining this shit; it's just how we roll.

    Ok first I would like to say I did a search on this thing so I could see my profile from your perspective. You know researh, anyway you have got to be joking, I have got to say and trying not to hate but on a bad day I do better hell my worst day. If that is what you women have as an option I can say I feel, see and understand that sense of hopelessness that you may feel from time to time. Hey I am a Good Looking guy and I know this(Just Confidence). However I have a whole lot more to offer. I don't have a hard time meeting women I have a hard time meeting Good women. So I am exploring nontraditional avenues like youself. So lets Conversate and learn more about one another, trust me I definetly can offer a truely good conversation at the least.


    con·ver·soins (n. pl.): Excruciatingly painful discussions with numnuts.

    lov eing man

    nice loveing want to have fun all the time like me. love to have long conversoins about the day i like cudle at night and have candle light dinners

    More about his match:
    nice loves to have fun likes kids loves to go out on dates watch movies take long hot bath or showers at night by candle light


    cut·less (adj.): Devoid of cut.

    E-mail me if you want to know in details. I just want a woman who likes to have fun or just relax. I'm sick of the bar and club scenes and the fake women who are too cutless to say no or anything...if they don't like a guy they should just say no and end it there...don't lead us guys on. I'm a cowboy and a gentleman and I just want a friend and maybe more if it works out.


    de·cant (tr.v.): To pour off (wine, for example) without disturbing the sediment.

    About Me

    Gender: Man seeking a Woman
    Location: Bellmead, TX
    Age: 32
    Marital Status: Divorced
    Education: I'll tell you later

    well im a decant looking man with a good aditude.i am verry fathfull.and indapendan.iv ben singal fore 4 years nowe and im gitting pritty lonly.i know a lot about love and relationship most of it i lernd the hard way.i bleve id make a good man fore the right women. ok.i am looking fore a somone who is honist,loyal,and esy going.maby a littel fun to be with.im not relly hung up on looks that much thow i can aprecat butty in a women.its relly whats in the heart that makes the relationship work well or not.a women with a bug heart is the most butiful thing god made.


    de·ce·ter (n.): A false white-trash prophet; Pat Robertson.

    "no more liers cheaters or deceters please"

    I am a: 40 yr old man
    located in: Junedale, Pennsylvania, United States

    About me and who I'd like to date
    id like to meet someone who can be honest and caring as myself is, faithful. to be quite honest, im tired of liers cheaters and deceters. im through playing games. and besides if you have a good thing going, why would you want to anyways? right?


    de·fi·ant·ly (adv.): Full of defiance; bold; insolent; as, a defiant spirit or act.

    More about her match:
    Just a man with a warm heart. Not affraid to cry at sad movies! Music from country, rock, classical to christian. 50's to today! Not a bar hopper. Got that out of my system long ago. Beside wouldn't know where to start. From Bad Boy to Respectible being. Do love Home projects. Do-it yourself man. Sometimes with an attitude! Most of the time without. Defiantly don't act my age!!!!!! Yes I can Dance!!!!! Picture ( no goat just upper)


    dif·fer·net (adj.): Unlike in form, quality, amount, or Internet service.

    I really dont have an ideal "match". I mean opposits attract, and I dated women that have a range of differnet likes and tastes. What Im attracted to is someone who works hard, and expects the same from me. It makes no differnece to me what you do for a living, Ive allways had the attitude, if it makes you happy, do it. Ide like whom ever I date to take pride in their appearance, I dont need a super model by any means. But, lets be honest, we all want to be somewhat attracted to the person were dating. I really dont have to much more to say on this subject, I really dont have an ideal "match" everyone is differnet and attracted to differnet things with differnet people, so whos to say. If you made it this far down the page, and are still interested drop me a line.


    dinn·ing (v.tr.)
    dinn (v.): To stun with deafening noise.

    More about his match:
    It would be nice to meet someone with common interests listed in profile. Fin dinning, Movies, Music and Football? not necessary, though.


    dint (n.): Force or effort; power.

    the last romantic fun guy left

    im a shy guy at first but when i get to know you i open up. i am a gental man. i make sure that the lady that i am with is happy.. i have lots patience. i dint get mad often but i am not a push over at all.. famly friends and loved ones mean the world to me and if they are threatend or harmed may god have mercy on the soul that hurt them..i am a cuddler. i love to cuddle and i love to play around.. i like all sports i play most..i am gental and loving and ive been called the worlds teddy bear along with others..hmmmmmm ;)


    disc·teet (adj.): Manifesting the qualities of a flattened, or "pancaked" breast. [Man boob]

    Looking for someone to bring excitement and passion back into your life? That is what I am searching for. I am a very sensitive, touchy-feely type of person. I love kisses that seem to last for 3 days, holding you in my arms, and being held by you. If you are up for some meetings, and are in the Orange County area (or nearby) drop me a line. All replys will be answered. Hope to hear from you soon. She will be height and weight proportionate, open minded, looking for no strings attached intimate times. Not looking to change my situation or hers. Loves to kiss and cuddle. Preferably has a place where we can meet for some extremely discteet, sensuous, exciting times.


    else·wise (adj.): Otherwise retarded.

    More about her match:
    I have unfortunately learned a lesson that some of you guys haven't yet - a 20 year old beauty (or hunk in my case) is not going to fall at your feet and beg for you to take them - now - now baby ... but it would be nice if maybe some ground rules be set that eirther party upon meeting has 30 minutes to just decide there is no attraction - personality or anything elsewise . I have met several guys thru these ads and the 30 minute rule could save alot of hurt feelings and wasted time - no explanations need to be offered - just I'm sorry I'm going to go - thank you for coming . WHAT A DEAL ? HEY GUYS?


    ex·spe·cial·ly (adv.): Formerly special.

    I`m just a pretty simple kind of guy. I`m a countryboy with a little rock n roll, a redneck with pizazz!! I love all sports, outdoor activities, and exspecially women.


    fal·low (adj.): Plowed but left unseeded during a growing season.

    Where the REAL woman At??

    I'm Born & Raised In the Wasatch Valley, with a good head on my shoulders,I Know what I want & need in life, Very unique Personality, I an A LEADER & Will never fallow! am goal orientated, HARD Working, mostly keep a positive attitude cause when you think positive everything feels better!! I even cook & clean how bout that. great 2 get along with, easy going, TRUSTing, I'm NOT the jelious type. I will be very open & honest to the RIGHT lady. Im a Spontainous person will go do things instead of just sitting around thinking about THEM!! If ya like (feel) what your reading do what U gosta do DON'T B-Shy {Ya only live once} Thanx 4 U- R Time Please: Real Woman ONLY!! No Fake flakes need apply!!


    fan·tic·ty (n.): A fantastic infestation of ticks.

    I am open minded, understanding ,i am not looking for arealatshonship ,right now ,just want freindship ,and intiminte encounters for fun,and enjoyment,and hopefully will get and ejoymy fanticty if there are any females out there that would enjoy ! you could start tonight if you would like to know more contact me!

    More about intiminte's match:
    Wanting Females,that are single, bi,lesbian ,females in collage,soriety sisters,or have girlfriends to join you have fun,in enjoying a man .want to know more contact me!~


    1) FET (n. abbr.): Field-effect transistor.
    2) fet (n.): A piece.

    MY HAIR IS A LITE REDDISH BROWN. MY EYES ARE A STEEL BLUE. I ENJOY DANCING, AND PICNICS AT THE WATER FRONT, TO WATCH THE SUN REST ITS HEAD ON THE HORIZON. I PREFER HORROR. YET I AM ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR A LAUGH.

    I AM SO FET UP WITH THE CRAP PEOPLE GIVE WHEN DATING ACURES. I WANT AN HONEST PERSON. TRUTH TELLERS IS WHAT I WANT. SOMEONE WHO CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION WOULD BE A BIG PLUS. I DONT LIKE TO PLAY GAMES. GAMES... WHO NEEDS THEM. I AM DONE WITH THAT TIME IS TO PRECIOUS, AND WE ALL KNOW WE NEED MORE HOURS IN THE DAY. I PREFER A STRONG MAN APPOSED TO WEAK AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PHYSICAL ASPECT. SO IF YOUR HEAD IS ON STRAIT WHO KNOWS. I HOPE THAT I GET THE CHANCE TO MEET SOME WONDERFUL, INTERESTING MINDS. POP IN AND WE CAN SEE IF THIS INTERNET THING REALLY DOES WORK.


    frist (v.t.): To sell upon credit, as goods.

    i am very sweet.i am very caring.i like camping,fishing,and hiking.i want to find someone as a frind frist then go from there.

    More about his match:
    i want a women that will do me right.someone that's not going to take adventage of my very kind heart.someone that is kind caring and loveable.


    hi·gene (interject.): Used to express greeting to Gene.

    i don't really have an ideal match but there are some things i like. i like a girl that has good smelling hair cuz if your hair stinks i can only imagine what else stinks. so personal higene is a must.


    mam·mi·tis (n.): Inflammation of the mammary gland or breast.

    More about her match:
    Looking for a guy who has no baby momma drama, mammitis (mamma's boy), someone who has the energy to take me out and about....exploring new things...


    on·do·na·ry (adj.): Undulating; neauseating; mildly retarded.

    GIVE ME A SHOT!!

    Hey, my name's Dave, I'm a 21 year old male who lives in Zanesville, OH. I like to play baseball, talk with frends, and wrighting music. I'm a ondonary kind of guy. I like to spend time with people I am close to. I can't realy say mutch else execpt I'm getting kinda lonly. If you want to know anything else I guess you can wright me. I hope to hear from you soon.


    opt·mois·tic (adj.): Having confidence in one's ability to self-lubricate.

    Sense of humor and kindness are the two most important qualities that I look for in a woman. A girl who laughs, is kind, caring and optmoistic in general is my kind of girl.


    o·ra (n.pl.): A mouth or an opening.

    looking for heat in the cold winter I am able to due it all, with alittle inspiration who knows what is possible. I feel inspired by the look you give and the words I hear. Undoubtedly a sence of humor is expected and a beautiful smile is always a plus to wake up to; although Challenges are expected for nothing is perfect unless you're a perfectionist. I like to philosophize and speak of history and the future, And to repeat myself I do it all. Summer and winter activities in and outdoor sports, movies or just a long conversation in a local coffee shop. I'm looking to hear from you who thinks that there are similarities and what could be stimulations between us. Don't be shy, I know I would'nt be.

    More about his match:
    Really I'm not that picky. I really admire a pride in ones ora. If your happy I'm happy, your sad I'll try to bring you out of it. You should see the good in most of what is thrown at you, given their are situations and circumstances that even the strongest person gets down on. In a nut shell If your looking to have a good time then I could fill the shoes.


    pal·y (adj.): Divided into several equal parts by perpendicular lines.

    nice and not in to the game thing i dont do durgs i work and i 5 6 and tall i love to have fun with some and i would like to have a friend frist then a love if u are him bop me back

    More about her match:
    he must love god and no what he looking for and love his mom and know all about respect of other feeling and show me how he can really love a women not in to paly game with peolpe hearts and real be a man about things be love to all peolpe


    per·va·bile (adj.): Of or pertaining to a pervert; resembling a pervert.

    kind paitent understandind gental man seeke,s same in women along with wine rose,s old fasiond romance i mite not look like the pervabile knight in shining armor but i have the heart of one and i mite be looking for you will you join my quest for two less lonelie people in the world i have a preffrence for large women but that,s only because most women under size 12 egnore me but i could chande my mind for that specail one romntic intlegent sencuale easie going looke,s behond what,s on the outside and excepit,s me as i am because then i can excepit you as you are


    ro·man·ic (adj.): Romantically manic depressive. And clean.

    I am clean cut and clean. a strong romanic. I love to touch and be touched. I like to kiss in the parking lot, in a store or about any where. I am the old fashion type. Treat a lady like she is a queen. Ask her what she wants to do and THEN DO IT. I like antiques, go to auction. I repair and refinish antique funiture. I like races of about any kind. I am open to about any thing legal. I like to have fun with the best of them. I like a quick wit. Talk about any thing except the weather.


    sao (n.): Any marine annelid of the genus Hyalin[ae]cia, especially H. tubicola of Europe, which inhabits a transparent movable tube resembling a quill in color and texture.

    More about his match:
    Hi there, I am going to be honest with you if you are interested< I want someone that is honest, can be like the best of friends, But Friends is like a Big Oak Tree as it grows Strong each day. That can trust each other if a relationship is there, Anotherwords I don't like Jelousy People! LOL. I don't like to get jelous, of who I am dating on a regular basis. Because If we want to be with eachother then lets be with each other and enjoy & have fun. Must Like Kids!! Likes going to the Lake on the beach BBQ.ing Likes going camping,hikng Romantic nights out Fun nights out Driving thru the country Watching the sunset SAo is that Miracle out there!!??


    sence of hum·ard (idiom): The uncanny ability to say or do the most moronically mindless shit.

    i am lookin for a fun women, age is just a number to me nothing more, she loves life and love to be wanted...she is smart, caring and kind.. a sence of humard is good becuz i have one and i joke alot.. a women that when the day is done she is happy to be with me..sit her down and rub her troubles away..knows how to communicate, knows what she wants and goes for it, willing to try new things once, twice if she likes it, can be shy at first but opens up later on.. i am a very "active" person if you know what i mean and i would hope she is to, if not that is alright..


    sen·dic·tive (adj.): Sensitively vindictive.

    About me and who I'd like to meet
    I'm a fun loving and gigglily girl .... I Kick it with guyz mostly so i'm very cool around "Guy Talk." I love joking around ,watching sports and to dance!!( I like all music, but listen to OLDIES, the most) I'm very Nice, sweet & very sendictive! I'm A Good friend, listener and very protctive of all of my homies, my god-son, all my sisters and brother. I'm called an "old times" girl, I like to have by man be able to just "Kick off his shoes and relax his feet..." I'm very down for my man.


    se·ta (n. Biology): A stiff hair, bristle, or bristlelike process or part on an organism.
    se·tal (adj.)

    LOVE TO FIGHT FIRES AND TO TACK WALKS AT NIGHT I HAVE TWO BOYS THAT ARE 5 I WOULD LIKE TO FINED SOME ONE THATS REDY TO SETAL DOWN AND THATS NOT SCARD TO WORK AND BE WITH A FIRE FIGHTER


    sli·ents (n.): Clients; usually in the form of translucent hexagonal ice crystals.

    More about his match:
    I seek A Strong, Beautiful, Intelligent, Healthy, Sexual, Queen that knows what she wants, needs and desires in life and in her man. And knows how to convey it in a way that I will think it is my own idea. Yet loves with a passion that is greater then herself at times and softer then a freshly pluck roses pedal at others. One that knows how to enjoy life down to the kiss in the morning that wakes you up, to the smell of the air when there is an impending rain and the slients of a fresh snow. That is the women I want so If you are not her and you think you know her let her know where she should look. Don't mistake all of this for weakness, That is a word that I have never heard use to describe me or anything about me. I am I MAN and apparently the last of a dying breed.


    sprat (n.): A small marine food fish (Clupea sprattus) of northeast Atlantic waters that is eaten fresh or smoked and is often canned in oil as a sardine.
    spra·ted (adj.): living apart, either informally by one leaving the home or agreeing to "sprat" while smacking one another with northeast Atlantic, freshwater fish, or formally by negotiating a "spration agreement" setting out the terms of sprat living.

    I am 5"3 avarage weight and very outgoing caring loveing person and who doesnt put an act on 4 noone.Can be a smart butt at times.I am getting outta of a bad marriage.So yes we are legally sprated. But K new on this too.So bear with me please.I grew up in G.A. yeah a ga peache lol.Just love to try new things have fun and all.Meet peeps.Nothing like that way just friends and so.Love to camp cook play and watch sports cuddle etc...I have apix but i have no clue how to ge tit on here from profile.Let me know ill show you the pix yes i am dress. Well.Honestly when the time comes but fo rnow just friends and all.Going threw a divorce so .But dont let that scare you away.Just a bad marriage with a wrong sailor.BUt I would like to find someone who will want me for me enjoy my company and let me be me..As long as he wont lie use cheat or hit me.Then thats all i am asking.majorly be youre self.


    stike (n.): A line of verse.

    THIS IS NEW TO ME BUT THE KIDS SAY ITS THE WAY TO GO. FIRST OFF, I'M FINACIALLY SECURE, A NON SMOKER AND ONLY A SOCIAL DRINKER AS SHOULD YOU ALSO BE. I HAVE THREE GROWN DAUGHTERS AND 7 GRANDCHILDREN. THEY ALL LIVE CLOSE AND THANKFULLY I HAVE NO "BAD SEEDS". I AM FULL FIGURED BUT CERTAINLY NOT OBESE, POLITICALLY SAVY, FULL OF ENERGY AND I LOVES TO "GO AND DO". RESPOND BACK AND I WILL RUN U BY THE DAUGHTERS. LOOKING FORWARD TO RESPONSES AND WHAT LIFE HAS IN STORE FOR ME.

    More about her match:
    I HAVE HAPPILY DATED MEN FROM 6' TO 5'. I DO KNOW YOUR RACE IS AN ABSOLUTE AND YOU MUST BE CAUCASIAN. I AM VERY MUCH MY OWN PERSON AND I LOVE DOING MY "OWN THING." I AM GREAT "CATCH" FOR SOMEONE RETIRED, CAPABLE OF ACTIVITY AND WHO HAS NO TIES PREVENTING EXTENDED TRAVEL IF THE MOOD STIKES.


    sym·pat·ric (adj. Ecology): Occupying the same or overlapping geographic areas without interbreeding. Used of populations of closely related species.

    I am 35 years old, easy to talk, sympatric, enthusiastic, like exchange ideas and discover new things and able to express my depth feeling with easy word when I am interested in somebody and help him out in any circumstances to make happy and give him support.


    tal·tane (adj.): Having an extreme talent for spelling.

    Lightskin, grayeyes, braids, good listener,and good in the bed,want to be a girls true lover, i'm very trustworthy, i'm very caring to fun, taltane, loves to talk,and very sexy, nice, talktive, wants to share every moment of our reationship together, likes to party


    trull (n.): A woman prostitute; a wench; a lass.

    i like to do any thing,that my mate like.LIKE FISH CAMP HOURS GO OUT JUST WHAT EVER HAPPING DOS.MOVE,DANCE,TO TRULL U A ROUND A DANCE FLOOR U MITE LIKE IT. I WOULD LIKE MY MATE TO DOSOME OF THING THAT I LIKE BUT I WOULD LIKE TO FIND SOMEONE HOO CAN LIVE WICH A TRUCK DRIVER AS WELL.IF U THANK U CAN DO THAT THEN U KNOW WHAT TO DO.


    up·most (adj.): The most up.

    im 5 11 brown hair brown eyes 275 a little chubby just moved to lincoln not used to a big town need a women to confort me or just have fun with im mature for my age 21 raised with the upmost respect for people very kind gentle lookin for fun and excitment like to shoot pool and bowl sometime s havent done that for awhile like going to movies so if intrested email me or im me i do security work so its allright myname is matt well talk to you soon.

    More about his match:
    looking for a fun outgoing laidie who likes to have fun and stays out of trouble but like to have excitment well like to shoot pool if not i'll help ya


    wold (n.): A tract of open rolling country (especially upland)

    "hey,layds i might be the guy that you have been wating for all your life."

    Hi,my name is dave ,and im preety nice guy, that speends time with my family,and frinds. I can bee funny , i love swimming ,bike riding ,and playing sports,and i like metting new people. Oh yeah layds im real romantick,so when or if we wold met you shold expect somthing from me.

     

     

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