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I enjoy movies, rock music, especially aerosmith. Football-I am an avid Dallas Cowboys fan. I have bben in the same profession as a customer service rep for 12 years. I am an animal lover-I have 2 dogs. I collect pigs.
(And apparently speculums)
I am a mother of 3, two girls and one boy. Originally from Virgina.I am a strong-willed and condfident female who is goal oriented. Looking for a handsome man who is mature, trustworthy and understanding. Must be employed and have reliable transportaion.
(Originally from virgina? Aren't we all, aren't we all...)
Hello! I'm a 24 year old man who lives and works (very hard) in the Maryland, DC and virgina Area.
(Don't work that hard, the virgina Area doesn't like that)
I am a musician,a lyricist and at times, a poet. I am well read, and inquesitive about the world around me.I have traveled a great deal and have lived in zurich, switzerland and in the carribean. I majored in psycology at virgina commonwealth university. Now this is the unfair part of this questioneer, inmy opinion, because it doesn't allow for "chemisty" and the unknown factors that can come in to play. But in general terms, slim to average, creative,one who appreciates art, music and feels at ease amoung other artist. One who is openminded and tolerate towards those who may differ from the average or lowest common demonator.
#1 (I imagine the psychology degree at "virgina" is fluid and elastic, requiring a deep, long-lasting commitment in order to achieve goals and satisfy needs. It might take longer than you think but stick with it, you'll be rewarded in the end. Politics and game playing might leave a bitter taste in your mouth, but I promise you: play it safe and this degree will one day afford you a better virgina--I mean life)
#2 (Not to fear folks, male birth control is on its way)
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HA-HA! I AM DEMONATOR! I AM TOLERATE TOWARDS THOSE WHO MAY DIFF...can I go to Virgina U, too? |
Relaxed moonstar outdoors lady plays with her kids full time parent, love to explore national geographic in all ways like the computer, love to cook, and i was raise in west virgina and lived in north carolina for 12 years. seeking american man with morals, likes out doors fun, active in church and want church socicals, good with kids, good with other people. dont drink likes diet coke!!!!! ha ha, just a lot of fun with family.
(After reading your profile, Ms. West Virgina, even the ladies at MADD gave me thumbs up to go get plastered)
I love music,movies,art,cars,sports and traveling. I am also an aspiring Poet,Actress,Singer and Songwriter who also wants to become a special education teacher. My Favorite t.v. show is The Sopranos and fav movie is The Godfather(all three). My Fav men are Ozzy and Jim Morrison. I am the youngest of four children and a navy brat so we moved a lot. I am Italian,Portugese,Sicilian and German. Im not the typical woman meaning I hate shopping and love car shows. My fav thing to do in the whole world is to sit or walk on the beach and just clear my head. I was born in Washington State and have lived in California,Florida,Georgia and West Virgina. I visited Spain in 1998 and loved the culture and people and oneday hope to travel all of Europe and see all the art I can especially Italy and Portugal.
More about her match:
It would be nice to be with a man who loves to snuggle but give me my space too. I love tattoos and piercings on a man but no beard or mustache(gotee ok) He also has to be goal oriented and be an honest hard worker. A man who is looking for a woman to respect,cherish and adore. A man who loves the outdoors and traveling. I like the Bad bot type but yet I want him to be good to me and be good at home. A man who treats his mother like a queen but not a mammas boy. A man who will love me when its that time of the month and baby me when Im sick. A man who will not make comments about a beautiful woman walking by when Iam with him. A man who would treat my mother with respect no matter how often she calls or how nosy she gets.
(There's so much I could say, but Godfather III?!)
"One of Virgina's Finest"
About me and who I'd like to meet
hi I am an interesting, smart, and sexy woman who is intersted in a friendship. I do have a man but hey who knows I may out grow him. I dont plan on it but I need to keep my options open right? That is enough for now. If you are interested, Holla at your girl. Its worth it!
My ideal match is someone who is respectful of my feelings as well as their own. In a relationship, i want to be put first above your boys and other friends. I feel that if we are committed to each other, all the other relationships can be put on the back burner. if you agree, holla at me
(I totally agree. You're allowed to keep your options open while the men in your life are committed and respectful of your feelings. Hypocrisy's never been smarter and sexier!)
I graduated of the Virgina Military Institute, majored in mechanical engineering, minor in math. I commissioned into the Army as an Infantry Officer. I enjoy playing all kinds of sports, even a few extreme ones. I listen to all kinds of music except country, metal and punk is my favorate though. The most intence thing I have ever done is jump out of a perfectly good airplane. I have a great sence of humor, love to have fun and can usually make anyone laugh. I truly believe in honesty, sometimes even to the point of being brutal. Looking for a girl who is smart, beutiful, funny and fun to be with. A girl that's a wild spirit. But most of all, caring and sensitive person that can aprriciate a sweet hearted guy.
(I'll be brutally honest: a real man would've jumped out of a perfectly shitty airplane. Can you aprriciate that?)
i know what i want out of life and i will not stop until i get it.i like to have fun from fishing,dancing,horseback riding,pool,darts,bowling,camping. if you want to know more let me know. i do live in lexington and i work 3rd shift at the virgina ave shell 10p-6a. i like my job. i hope to here from you soon.
More about his match:
i am seeking a woman who is caring,loving,likes romance,honest,loyal,one who knows what serious relationship is all about. i do not care if you have children i do not but i want children someday. i go by personality first and if a person is sincere about themselves. you also should be affectionent and recieve. i have the up most respect for women. i am no mamas boy but my mom is my best friend.
(Holy virgina! You can abbreviate am and pm to just a and p?! I have the up most respect for you)
Well names Jacob, In the Navy, been in for 3 and a half years now and have enjoyed every bit of it. So far I have seen everything from California to Australia...from Virgina to Naples...I love the outdoors and everthing that goes with it...Hence the reason I joined the Navy...But am Not your normal sailor...I dont drink/smoke,I dont go clubing, and I dont have a girl in every port...Am a quiet person by nature but love to meet new ppl and just talk (well maybey listen more) send a message I promise you wont be disappointed.... I will know her when i see/hear her....I dont put much hear cause it discouages people fomr actually talking or trying to talk to people mainly writting in here to fill up space....
(Vagina to nipples? But I thought you said you were not your normal sailor)
Im a web developer / network administrator. Im a country boy from Virgina, with a degree in physics. I like science fiction, anime, hong kong cinima, horror, and all things asian. I play soccer and beach volleyball--though neither well. I plan on returning to school to study CS, physics, linguistics or literature. I plan to live much of my life outside of the US. I would jump at a chance to be on a colony ship headed for the far reaches of space. That said, Im a rather down to earth guy :)
More about his match:
Im looking for a woman who knows who she is and what she wants. Someone who can enjoy watching both Nightmare on Elm Steet and Moulin Rouge. Someone who knows the difference between country and bluegrass (Id be pretty impressed if I found someone who could make that distiction here in California...) and stuff.
(The "and stuff" really clinched it, bravo. If you love all things Asian, hopefully you'll just fall for harikari)
Hi I'm new to this and to San Diego I just moved out here from a ski resort in West Virgina to try my luck in the kitchens of the west coast. I enjoy sunsets on the beach, movies,live music just about enthing you could come up with I'd be up for doing. If you would like to cook let me know seeking fun loving girl who likes to live life and travel and just be able to be willing to spontaneous out going and a litte crazy.kind of a hippie chick you'd find at a dead or phish show
(Enthing? I got it: you go back to the ski resort and I'll declare war on West Virgina)
I've done my moving from place to place, and it's eerie how I leave home on the east coast, and years later, come home in the midwest. I'm from Virgina, via Boston, so I've had some southern pacing, with northern aggressivness, and I like the the relaxed atmosphere of the midwest (even if I do find it hard to breathe). I'm just hoping I can meet my breath of fresh air.
(Not if I have anything to do with it)
shhhh yes virgina there is a santa claus
sexual sensual passionate older male looking for a younger woman who has been disappointed in the treatment her past male relationships have left her feeling toward men and herself. a younger but legal age woman,who is sexually active. who has been treated like she is a thing in someones life not a person or more over a sdpecial person. my hopes would be that your honesty and discression about your use of drugs and possible disease are up front. i prefer a no smoker and non to light drinker. i believe that if your going to enjoy and find the real pleasure in a person your senses should be at their highest. your experience is not important but i would like your mind open to new ideas one on one with me only. but only after you felt a total trust.
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Shhhh, yes virgina, there is a Santy Claus, see? Come sit on Santy's lap. My hopes would be that your honesty and discresss--HIP!--ion about your use of drugs and disease are up front. You're so, so cute, gooood girl. You are legal, aren't you? |
This is the part about me I guess. I am very new to this so I hope I dont sound too pathetic!!
(Step up to the plate honey, that's why we're here)
I live in Virgina now, but I am relocating for my company to northern Indiana--near South Bend.
(I'd stay in Virgina, the landscape is touch more...curvy)
I love music and will listen to almost anything once. Some of my fav singers are Josh Kelley, Virgina Coalition(VACO), Grateful Dead, Ari Hest, Matt Nathanson, Jason Mraz, and Matt Ryczek.
(Virgina coalition? Them 'giners are takin' over!)
Right now, Im a part-time graduate student working on my M.A. in English, and I hope to teach high school in a few years. I have a lot of interests, mostly in the arts; I enjoy going to concerts, the theater, museums, movies; I love reading (some of my favorite authors are Ian McEwan, Virgina Woolf, Edith Wharton, and Jane Austen)
(Who's afraid of Virgina Woolf? Me, for one)
I also have seen almost every jackie chan, jet li, bruce lee movie ever made...I cant stand sappy movies, Dallas cowboy fans, Duke fans, and all things Carolina...I also cant stand laker fans....and all things dallas... Hates Duke with a passion..Must be Terp fan..Must be committed christian. Must love law, and related issues. Must be smart. Must be able to speak in complete sentences. Sentences must use correct grammar.Must be college educated,from a school thats not Duke,Carolina, Virgina,or Norte Dame.Must love the ACC.Must be a fan of the Fridge and love Gary williams.Must like his lungs and liver so no smoking or drinking.Must be a virgin...How hard is it to keep your legs closed till you get married?Shessh Im a virgin he must be too...Must hate Dan synder,Abe Polin, and Peter Angelous.
(Must be a virgin who didn't go to Virgina. Makes sense)
Overall, I am looking for the NICE Guy. I am interested in making new friends in Virgina. I want to meet someone I can go dancing with, talk to, go to the moview with and just have fun! I am a pretty simple person. I am looking for a simple guy that can show me what Virgina has to offer.
(How's the guy gonna show you what Virgina has to offer when you won't even do it yourself?)
VIRGINA IS FOR LOVERS it is ?????
I am an independent thinking person and a die hard Republican. but willing to converse with a Democrat, might even kiss one if he is good looking, LOL.I like to cuddle by the fire if I dont set the house afire getting it started. Well groomed ,stylish dresser. Jeans or Lace and silk. I will try to make you proud.
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Hi, I'm 19 years old and I live in Virgina. I'm originally from NC but I joined the army right out of high school and it brought me to Virgina. I like to go out to clubs and dance and meet new people.
(The army brought you to virgina? Sign me up!)
Virgina teacher seeking friendship
(You should have no trouble finding eager students. Remember to grade on a curve)
I'm an easy going kinda of guy !I love the beaches outside of New York ! Like Miami, Redondo beach, Virgina beach, The Keys, Malibu, Listening to the surf ! I also enjoy riding the Amtrak. To Phily,and else where.My long drives to Main, New Hampshire, Rhode Island .The changing of the seasons, A wonderfull snow fall !Photo shoots, and cats ! Children . In all the ships that have come and gone ! I hope your still out there ? I'm looking for that woman who has the key's to me. She's warm hearted, sensual,humoress,intutive,well balanced,intelligent,has a love for growing things,enjoys coffee! And a good game of chess, walks, and living ! Catching life at that moment.
(You mean the moment when she realizes you're a complete numnut?)
Im new to the Allentown Area. I just moved here from Virgina. I would like to find some new friends in the Virgina area to do things with, and who knows maybe more. A little about me, I work for a large company in NJ as a photographer. Im a certified car nut.
(No, you're a certified numnut)
Hi, I am 43 years old, very soon to be divorced from my childhood sweetheart and looking to start my life over. I am a exceptional simple man with very simple values.
(Oh boy, here we go...)
I am average looking, NOT beautiful by any means but I am a good decent man. My loves are cats, powerlifting, history, reading and enjoying peace and quiet. I am a airline survivor of 15 years and am back to school to start over as my stomach can't handle the airline's "Perfect Storms". I love Virgina and her beauty.
(There's the money shot)
Nothing makes me happier than going for drives to the Shenanoah Valley in my little Miata. I have a very small house in Alexandria and share my life with a feline named "Pumpkin". Love things very simple and peaceful. Love to read and love music, especially classic rock and music from NFL Films(it's a guy thing trust me).
(Ya sure about that one?)
Love the mountains and hope one day to retire to the Shenanandoah Valley.. Looking for a young lady of average build who wants a man who loves animals and enjoys the simple pleasures of life and love..She must love animals, enjoy talking and want to have a committed relationship over time. Children that she has are fine but I have no desire to start a family.
(Well, at least now I feel better)
I will start by saying I am a big boy and I do carry it well. Most women say they want honesty, to laugh, and want to be treated right. It seems that this is not always true. It has become clear to me that alot of women don't want that and don't appriciate it. If you are one of these women move on. I am not the avarage guy and I am not looking for the avarage girl. Believe it or not the most important thing to me is PERSONALITY. I want to talk and laugh and I want to do the same for an intelligent young lady. Looks, weight, and race are of no concern to me. If you can stand honesty, want to laugh, and be treated right let me know. You must like to have fun and like to laugh. I want an intelligent young lady to treat like a lady. It would be interesting to find a woman who can match wits and smart-assnes with me. Bonus points if you can answer one of these questions. What movie is "say hello to my lil'friend" from? Who drives the mystery machine? Hint... it's not Sherlock Holmes or Batman? Name a Virgina state Representitive? Good luck... hope to hear from you.
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Hello, I'm Virginia State Representative Bob Goodlatte. I have just proposed a bill
that would outlaw saying and/or typing the phrase "I am a big boy and I do carry it well."
We all know this is a pile of virgina. I mean, horse-puckey. No, I meant virgina. |
Retired naval cryptologist who has now settled along the shores of the Lower Macohdoc Creek in the Northern Neck of Virgina. A Don Quixote in search of his Dulcinea. I suppose I am looking for a woman that is interested in companionship, tenderness and and not afraid of intimacy. One that is happy with her life and enjoys the simpler things in life.
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Screw Dulcinea, Sancho. Let's go find the northern neck of virgina. I hear it's the most sensitive part. |
The finer things in life to include fun in the sun or on the water...Virgina Style! Not afraid to take a few chances in life.
(For example: sounding like a complete idiot)
Lonley in Virgina
Im not much on describing myself!!!all I can say is that you wont be disappointed.
(It can be lonely in virgina. We've all been there. You get that empty, "dirty" feeling, right? Try getting to know your hookers beforehand. Ask a few questions concerning her family background, estrangement from her pimp, etc. Really get inside of her. All I can say is that you won't be disappointed)
I am a: 35 yr old man
located in: South Bend, Indiana, United States
What do you do for fun?
well for me id say i enjoy the company of good freinds i enjoy music i do a lot of downloading some computer games reading books but most fun i like to have is to romance a women and makeng the women im with laugh an feel at home or cofter tabbly
(Excuse me while I slip into something more...cofter tabbly)
About me and who I'd like to meet
well i have no guide lines relly but the first date i leave to u im some times silly but hats usally because im nervous but im a gentel man im a romantic please if you could no lies the rest i leave to ui like to go for drives in the coountry side some nice soft music the fall is best for this summer thats cool because of the warm nights stars all over but if you whant more on me im me or send me a e mail i cant figure how to put apic of me on this profile but i think i can figure out how to send it to u there s one of me at rock climbing wall with my daughter and ther is one of me at my grand moms 85 b day in Vigina Beach so i leave it to u ill be waitting well may be i forgot some thing and that is a email adress cause i dont know how this works
(So 85-year-old Grand Mom keepin' it real in Vigina Beach, word. I will now vomit for 16 straight weeks)
"lonely west virgina lady"
About me and who I'd like to meet
i am 48 years old and been divorce for two years now have no kids and i live alone, i love outdoors things to do also loves cuddle in front of tv with that speciael person, or just listing to some soft music together, i haven dated much, but have been told by other people that i am alot of to be aroubd, love sight seeing going for long rides, seeing different things a round the state love to travel, give me a try email me
More about her match:
is a hard working man, also kind and gentle show fillings, outdoors man, loves cuddle, also likes traveling, trusting, honesty most of all a happy go lucky man no mind teasters either
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So now that you've seen my fillings, can we have sex? |
"Looking for LOVE in all the wrong places."
I am a: 45 yr old man
located in: Martinsville, Virginia, United States
Interests
for fun:
I love to go to the races and dancing so if you will go on a date with me I will treat you like a queen with a Vigina gentelmen manner.
(Vigina gentelmen?! So...you're a pussy?)
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