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The Cyber Diary of Alexis Nexis

About my date:
do u know how special u are ? God love you so much, he kept leanning on you with his love untill you are surredered ur life to him. and now that u have said, "yes", to jesus u are a member of God's family. u are is child, u are now belone to him. this preching was written for u .it will help u to grow in ur understanding of God ur personal relationship with him, read it carefully. do as, i insturct and i know that u will make as a child od God. once again, let me say, "welcome to the family" you have made the best decision you will ever make! as you begin your walk woth God, i will pray for you daily.

Don't worry, I smote the bitch.

MANUFAXUN

HOW ARE YOU DOING, MY NAME IS KEVIN BETTER KNOWN AS MAN OF ACTION. I AM FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN! I SERVED 8 YEARS AS A SERGEANT IN THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS. LATEST NEWS IN MY LIFE, I GAVE MYLIFE TO GOD AND SINCE THEN I HAVE NOT LOOKED BACK! GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME GOD ISGOOD.

(Glad to know God's reliable, I wasn't sure. In the case that God is not good all of the time, at least I know I can turn to the man of action)

I BELIEVE IN MY HEART THAT TOO MANY MALES ARE CALLING THEMSELVES MEN, WITHOUT TRULY ACCEPTING THERESPONSIBILITIES AS ONE! THIS EARTH`S POPULATION IS FULL OF MALES, WHETHER THEY ARE BLACK, WHITE, HISPANICOR OPERATED ON.

(Thanks for being fair and including post-op transsexuals. Jesus just smiled at you)

BUT WE TRULY LACK MEN ROLE MODELS FOR OUR CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY AMONGST OUR BLACKHERITAGE. WE NEED TO OPEN OUR EYES AND SEE WHAT WE ARE DOING TO EACH OTHER. WE NEED TO STOP KILLING AND START LOVING! THEY ARE BUILDING MORE JAILS THAN SCHOOL AND THAT SADDENS MY HEART. CAN WE AS APEOPLE BE ON TOP? YES. IT TAKES A WILLING HEART AND MOST IMPORTANTLY A DEDICATED LIFE TO CHRIST. TRULYIN THESE LAST AND EVIL DAYS, WE NEED AN OUTPOUR OF THE LORD`S SPIRIT. FATHER ABOVE, WIPE AWAY OUREVERY TEAR AND RENEW A RIGHT SPIRIT IN US. CAUSE US TO BE THE MEN OF GOD THAT YOU ARE CALLING FOR INTHESE LAST AND EVIL DAYS. REMOVE FAR FROM US THE LUST OF THE FLESH, THE LUST OF THE EYE AND THE PRIDE OFLIFE! LORD FORGIVE US AND KEEP US IN YOUR LOVING ARMS OF PROTECTION. WE THANK YOU RIGHT NOW, IN THEJESUS NAME! AMEN

About me and who I'd like to date
Must Love Jesus Christ - Must Love Jesus Christ Must Love Jesus Christ - Must Love Jesus Christ Must Love Jesus Christ - Must Love Jesus Christ Must Love Jesus Christ

(Judging from your profile--and please tell me if I'm way off here--you want to date someone fashioned in the image of Jesus Christ. You do realize, though, if it's actually Jesus you want to date, you'd be getting Mary Magdalene's sloppy seconds)

Let's just put it this way.... I am a 31 year old man that has learned out right that God comes first - ALWAYS. You will not ever come before God and me. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.

(That's too bad, I was hoping to be placed in this order of importance: 1 Me, 2 God, 3 You, 4 Oprah)

I am not really "LOOKING" for anyone ;) I believe that as I persist to glorify him (CHRIST) everything else will fall into place. I do believe that God Will bring me ultimately together with a mate that will support, appreciate and approve of me... when others see us they will see God's will glorified. As far as the first date goes - let it all hang out! All of it, after all if we are meant to be together for eternity or whatever we'll find out. Let it all hang out, enjoy your self life is to short! This is when you get the opportunity to really "sample" the other one... check out the goods ;-) If your getting "hung-up" on the whole JESUS thing - THAT'S A GOOD SIGN :-)

Here's another sign.

A woman who alters her body for male visual stimulation is not that desireable to me. Work with what God gave you and work what God gave you. There is a beautiful woman in there somewhere, of most places you look, you should find her in the heart. =-) I hope some day that I may find one that can have mine. (heart that is)

I don't do it for male visual stimulation, I do it for the kids.

Age: 31
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Relationship Type: Casual

THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY FIRST LOVE

Would you listen to his heart? Can you hear Him call your name? When will He find you asking Him to stay? My love for you is deep. I wake you can call Your name. I feel your presence surround me. I stay with you each passing day. Jesus I pray for your protection, for healing and name is on my lips sealed with a holy kiss. Hold on to me I pray; never let me out of your sight. Never let me fail to understand how far, how wide your compassion and mercies, which cover me daily. Just ask me to press in, to press into your presence and to give you the glory and honor. I live by the work that proceeds from your mouth. You are everywhere OHHH let there be silence, Let there be reverence and awe. Dine with me again for my love for you is deep. I am only looking to others of how Jesus loves and forgives and to always be a light to those who also go through loneliness. *prays for you.. Never give up. The truth is knowing Jesus is alive. He wanted you to know and trust in Him.

(Wait...could you go back to that part where you said "let there be silence." Yes that was my favorite part. My love for you is deep)

About me and who I'd like to meet
Honesty is the cornerstone of any relationship so here it goes.I just left prison after five years.Don't be scared off though I am harmless. You may think EX-con, why would this guy put that in his opening line? I just want to be honest from the start. I did five years for possesion of marijuana & criinal conspiricy. Yes you may be thinking ex-con,hippy treehugger, counterculteralist,and you would be right to a point. I did cut the hair,I follow the stock market like any good capitolist and have set goals for myself that are attainable. I went to catholic gramer and high school.

(No wonder)

I was brought up in a roman catholic family,although I don't subscribe to any orginized religon.I just don't think religions practice any real spiritualism.My upbringing had its ipact on me ,I do open doors for weman,show respect for others and I am a gentalman.I have not finished college,but I plan to enroll soon.It's one of my goals.I have a strong work ethics and i'm not afade of putting the time into a relashonship eather.I am honest and would want thatquality above all others in a relationship.I can express my feelings and would want open comunication in a relationship.

(That's exactly the problem)

Hi,... im christian... married... looking for a nice christian man to be friends with. Maybe more... lets do non christian things together... but still be serious about our faith. Email me about yourself and i'll tell you about myself, and lets see if we might want to meet for some activities.

(What might some of these "non-Christian" activities be? Perhaps...trolling Date.com for nice Christian "activity" partners? Bless you)

I am a: 23 yr old man
located in: Tehran, Iran

About me and who I'd like to meet
Look , I am not sure if I am really looking for someone or not, it is somekinda belief that lord forgot to create my match in this world. I really need Sociable, Genly, Folsky and CHummy girls, but it's not enough, the face, body and appearance is very very important for me and after all I want some who really have a belief, in anything, a Venus Body and angel face, Intelligent, talent and ART Lover, Life is a natural Art that we are playing it. Maybe I am somekinda Moshkel Pasand but why I should waste my time, My money and my feeling for someone temporary? just for fun? I believe life is not fun, Life is a meaning that we enjoy it, in any case, maybe in dark cold nights and cold breezes sad middle winter, and maybe in the hot beach of the end of summer. You feeling like this? or can you feel it? Try my profile, may I am thinking wrong about lord. heh ... (uh that's exactly my own eye in my profile's photo, you can discover more close)

We at the law firm of Genly, Folsky and CHummy understand that the Lord will occasionally forget to create your match. That's where we come in. Just because He is Lord doesn't mean you can't get what is rightfully yours. Go ahead and sue JC, we won't collect a dime until you do. Unless you're some kind of Moshkel Pasand, I mean come on.

Only the serious need apply --- please. To all of those who want to write to say how you feel about the way I look, Thank you in advance, but please don't write just to say that. Give those compliments to my Lord Jesus Christ.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ, I gotta throw you props, broseph. Snap, this chick you made is a hottie! I hope she's as hot in person as she is on the Intraweb. I mean really, Lord Jesus Christ, I wanna give this mamma my hot snake. Kudos, my man, you make one sweet piece of ass.

About me and my date

I am a lady, redeemed by the blood of Jesus and all that i know is tha he lives!!! If i can get someone who shares the same faith with me , i can say that i am blessed!! All i want to do is to live for Jesus who died on the croo for the remission of our sins.

Thanks.

(No, no, no, thank YOU. Amazing, not only did Jesus die on the cross, but apparently he suffered a separate, second death on a "croo". Can a savior get a break?)

My self-summary:
My name is Marissa. I have a wonderful Savior. Also have a great (hot) boyfriend named Billison. Yeah, I know, that's not his "real"name. Billy works too. I go to SIUE, double majoring in business and marketing. I am also minoring in theater and dance.

What I'm doing with my life:
I want to become a band manager. I am into punk rock bands, alternative bands, indie bands, and Christian bands.

I'm really good at:
I am really good with connections. I have a wide range and web of people that I work with or that I know in the entertainment business. I am also really good at...well just ask me and I will tell ya...hehehe

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me:
My eyes. The fact that I stand out in a crowd. My ghetto butt. hehe, well I think it is at least.

The best movie I've seen in the last year:
The Passion of the Christ. duh.

The SIX things I could never do without:
God, family, friends, music, makeup, billy.

The person I'd most like to trade brains with:
Liv Tyler. Just because her father is still hott. and people say that I look like her.

On a typical Friday night I am:
Friday nights now consist of play practices for "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum." I am doing the choreography in the musical. If I am not busy with that, then I am getting with some bands that I work with to see them practice or to watch them in concert.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
I'm BI. yeah that is about it.

You should message me if:
you want.

(A funny thing happened while reading your profile: a brain aneurysm)

IF YOU HAVE A GREEN BONE IN YOU PLEASE DON'T APPLY. I HAVE 0 TOLERENCE TO MIND GAMES. MUST HAVE STRONG FAITH OR BELIVE IN GOD. I'M NOT RELIGOUS BUT SPRITUAL. I'M NOT AFRAID TO SPEAK MY MIND SO IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH THAN DON'T APPLY. I'M VERY OPEN-MINDED, OUTGOING, SOMETIMES FUNNY. I'M ALSO VERY ATTRACTIVE , I DON'T LIKE A MAN WHO IS VERY SHY, WHO DOES'NT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO ME. I DON'T LIKE TO BE DOING ALL THE TALKING AND MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS, EVEN THOU I CAN. YOU FEEL ME. I DON'T DRINK OR DO DRUGS IF YOU DO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT TALK TO ME I WORK IN THAT FIELD.

HE MUST KNOW WHAT THE POWER OF PRAYER MEANS, Lord in every need let me come to you with humble trust saying, Jesus , help me. In all my doubts , perplexities, and temtations, Jesus help me. In hour of lonliness, weariness, and trials, Jesus help me. In the failure of my plans and hopes, in disappointments, troubles, and sorrows, Jesus help me. When others fail me and your grace alone can assit me. Help me. When I throw myself on your tender love as a father and savior, Jesus help me. When my heart is cast down by failure at seeing no good come from my efforts, Jesus help me. when I feel impatient and my cross irritates me, Jesus help me. When I am ill and my head and hands cannot work and I am lonely , Jesus , help me. Always, Always , in spite of weakness , falls and shortcommings of every kind , JESUS HELP ME AND NEVER FORSAKE ME. AMEN by real presence association.

(So, are we gonna have sex or what? My green bone awaits)

More about him:
I am a man who belongs to no religion or organization. It may be easier to list the types of women I do not want a reply from. New Agers, Born Agains, Atheists. Budhists, Hindus, Mormons, Catholics, Jews, Southern Baptists, Episicapelians, Jehovas Witnesses, Harry Krishnas, 12 stepers, Heavens Gaters, DittoHeadites, Philistines, Pagans, Wiccans, blah blah blah......You get the point. I have experimented with religion in the past and have come to the conclusion that it is all a small amount of truth mixed up with a bunch of lies. If you need to follow someone elses version of a spiritual journey then you are not the woman I am looking for. I'm really not as "high strung" as this ad makes me out to be.

More about his match:
Must have the ability to think outside the box. Sense of Humor: A must Have some type of creative expression and spiritual curiosity......

We at the Church of Scientology resent not being included in your list. I mean, Philistines and Dittoheadites were even mentioned (didn't know Rush Limbaugh had his own religion, but hey) And furthermore, it's not that we--wait--did you just "blah, blah, blah" religion?

IM A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIN LOVES THE LORD SO MUCH. I LOVE CHILDREN TO. TO TECH THEM BOUT THE POWE AND LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST TO MANKIN

(God called...he made a mistake. You need to be born again)

Bubbly, perky liberal pentecostal girl. Tired of worldly men. Seeking spiritual man for long-term commitment. I have an eight year-old lovely Holy-Ghost filled daughter. I love classical music and play trumpet. If you don't have experience with tongue-speaking Holy-Ghost people, then I am not for you. I am also humorous and enjoy waterparks. There is nothing up-tight about me. If you don't like cats, go away. Litter-bugs and druggies need not apply. Chivalry a must.

Holy ghost, Batman! She's not uptight in any way! WAZAAM! She's tongue-speaking! Do these tights make me look metrosexual?

before I start, please make sure you have your first name, and general location in your profile, like I do. I will not respond to anyone without this info. I have three children at home whom keep me quite busy. I believe they will need a good man in their lives. I do not hang out in bars, and I do not do drugs or smoke. Unless you count coffee. I do enjoy the idea of having a sexual partner, but plan on waiting till marriage.

(Waiting until marriage? So your three children were immaculate conceptions? Holy Ghost, Batman! The virgin Mary has a profile on Match!)

I am looking for a Christian man, strong in the Lord, and no less. What you look like doesnt really matter, as long as you are a Good man... If your some crazy creep hoping to hook up, with some stupid woman with children so you can get your sick rocks off. Well, step off cause no one will be meeting my children anytime soon. I will do back ground checks, check all of your stories out, and also check out your family before anyone gets near my babies! My children are #1 in my life and will stay that way till they are grown and on their own. My youngest has athsma.

(Good to know, I'll bring the inhalers)

I can write books about personal stories in my life, but do you care? Maybe. This story is "morbid" but I will write it so, at least, you will know where I am coming from. It is not intended to discredit or put down anyone. These things happen in life. I was married to whom I thought would be the ideal mate. I loved, cared, provided and was completely faithful. On returning home from jogging one Sunday morning, the burglar bars were padlocked. Needless to say that I was locked out from the house. After a few short years of marriage my ex was pregnant by another man. Yeah!!! I cried for months. I have overcome the hurt and I'm moving on. I always remember the 'Prayer of Serenity' that my Mom had on her wall. "Lord, Grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference." That became my motto (sort of) after experiencing many unpleasant things. Now - I LIVE TO LOVE AND I LOVE TO LIVE.

(Touching story. I'd like to amend your "Prayer of Serenity" if I may: "Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. On top of that Lord, let me continue to use the story of my wife's infidelity to get laid, for it is a powerful tale and I must milk it for all its worth. People love victims, Lord")

I'm on a mission. A mission from God: to find the woman whom He gave my rib to. Let other men sing, " I want my baby back ribs. " Me? I want my rib back, baby.

I know you're out there. Alive and well--and waiting.
I will find you. Just be patient. God is leading me to you.

With every step I take, I am getting closer to you. And you can be certain that I will find you. For my steps are ordered by the Lord.

If you feel a tingle in your side, it means I'm getting closer. The tingle shouldn't hurt, but if you should experience any discomfort, find comfort in knowing that I feel your pain.

You are a part of me. What you feel, I feel. When I find you, I will find my wife--my good thing. We shall be joined together. Not as two, but one.

Again, Ang, you're confusing me for your future wife. Stop it.

I Love the Lord and living according to His e of us are perfect,but perfection is something I'm trying for in our ,if you believe in Him as I n you know as I know, nothing could stand befor us except God Bless You and keep you safe.

(Wait, I get it. This is like the "Bible code" right? I have to look between the lines and see...HELL)

I love the Lord first and foremost in my life, but then family and friends are next. Waiting for that special woman the Lord is going to send my way. :) And Like the Lord, I'm willing to love my bride with all my heart and soul, to the point of death. :) He Gave the Perfect example to go by, and I'm willing to follow in those footsteps. :)

(The Lord was married? I thought that was Jesus...)

I AM AN EASY OUT GOING PERSION, LOVE TO SING , SPORT GYM AND LOVE TO DO THING THAT ARE CALL LIKE TO LIE AND WANTS TO BE HONEST TO MY RIGHT WOMAN TO BE,BUT SHE MUST BE WILLING TO VISIT MY HOME TOWN WITH ME.I LOVE TO MEET A BEUTIFUL DOESNT MATTER ....MORE OVER GET AND GRAB THIS OPPURTUNITY AND HOPE IT WORK OUT FOR LORD WILL BE IN CONTROL....IF WE ARE DESTINE TO BE TOGETHER.....AMEN

(I was under the impression that it's no longer called Persia, it's Iran. Wait a minute, I have to be willing to visit your home town? Tehran? No wonder you don't care if I have a photo up, your lady's gonna be covered from head to toe anyway)

About me and who I'd like to date
I am a crisitian man who loves the LORD. I am looking for my VIRIOUS wife who GOD has called to my side. She must be born again and spirit filled. She must want to have a GODLY relationship and family. JESUS must be LORD of her life just like HE is in mine. She must be mature in the LORD. She must want to give it time to get to know me and take it slow. Looking forward in meeting you. GOD BLESS!!!!

(VIRIOUSLY folks, I think this guy is crisitian)

My idea of a perfect date:
i sit and pounder about the amazing love of God Almighty towards mankind! it is a good thing to know that God so love the world to the extend He offered his only begoton son Jesus the Christ to die for man. and Jesus not disputing His Father accepted to die, even death on the Cross of Calvary. what a tremendous sacrifice. he sacrificed His for us because it is of greater value.

(So...your idea of a perfect date inludes crucifixion?)

again, God in his infinite mercy forgives us all our sins, not minding how often we commit them. He showers his love on both sinners and the rightous. The sunshine shines on everybody, likewise the wind and air we take in does to humanbeing. He is so impartial in all his dealings to mankind. o! what a wonderul Man He is to Mankind.

then, why won't we those whom he has showed much love like this worship him. what a great joy to erve the Lord indeed. focus on God but never look at anybody for he is the author and finisher of our faith. I have never seen Him disappointed those placed their trust in Him.

(I have never seen Him disappointed either...until He made you)

"Knight of Christ"

I am a: 22 yr old man
located in: Goodlettsville, Tennessee, United States

About me and who I'd like to date
stop drop and roll doesnt work in hell!! - its very simple, someone that i can make happy and can make me happy, thats hard to find, patience is a virtue, i just wanna be happy, right? - i would like to find someone to be with and have fun with and develope a strong relationship if its the right time - no fly traps, some people are like that, how are you doin you wanna be my wife?, but i wanna friend first, then things may change, no grimlins, trolls, ogres, no type of mean person, im kinda shy at first but then when i get comfortable i have a big loud voice, i do say what i think alot, im very straight forward kinda guy, im not very opionated, im just always right, heheheheee, its been said about me that im more of a fighter than a lover, but im trying to get the lover part more on my side, so i guess i need help, i also want someone who puts God in the right place in their life, the only place He should be, at the top! if you are interested, e-mail me!

More about Knight's match:
ill be striaght honest because i dont like liars so im not gonna lie, so here it goes -

im looking for 3 main things 1. i want to be attracted to her, eye candy for me if you will, (imagine that) 2. she has to have a great personality (one that makes me happy, yay!) 3. ia a Christian, has Jesus in her heart, or is trying very hard to find what He is in her life (that should have been #1) now for details - you have to have a sense of humor because i like to have fun, one of my favorite things to do is to make people laugh or smile - if i can tell a joke or make a face or act silly to do it i will, because a smile on someones face that got there by me makes me feel very good, and i can be goofy sometimes, but serious others, and i love my truck (but thats another story) anyways i just want someone to be with and that one day i can love and that will love me - i was in love once, and was taken advantage of and crushed - i dont want that again - and i would like someone who is trying their best to get Jesus on their side, maybe someone doesnt know who He is or where they stand in their life, i know i didnt for 21 years, if you are interested email me or send me a wink - even if you just wanna talk and get more info about when it gets really dark in your life, just look up to the Son, God bless you.

Interests

for fun:
make people smile - a persons mind and a parachute have something in common, in order to function properly they have to be open

favorite hot spots:
wherever my truck takes me

favorite things:
Jesus, truck, poeple that dont lie, a pretty face

last read:
i like to write short stories, i dont have much time for it, im pretty good at it, well, i think i am

(You and a parachute have a lot in common: I need both of you to live. And I need truck. Jesus, and truck)

Hi everyone! i am a christian woman and i attend services once a week and additional activities at the church. I am looking for a kind and christain man.I like to travel eventhough I haven't been to may places.I've always wanted to go to Paris, it seems like a beautiful place to visit! I have 3 kids, actually they are triplets. two girls and a boy. In my spare time I like to jog, read or spend time with my family. if you are intersted please e-mail me. I hope to hear from you.

I'm looking for a kind christian man that knows how to treat people right expecially his family. Also someone to just be friends with at first then maybey more than that if it goes all rigt. has to like to travel (expecially to paris).can have a few extra pounds. looks aren't every thing right.

(Right. When in Paris, do as the Parisians do: stink)

adam looking for his eve

i like to have fun , chilies is a good place to work and i love to talk to women anytime and i like be out side and i love to praise God and go to church all the time and i love to play softball and i like to swim at bladesdale pool and i have 2 tats

More about his match
i am looking for an EVE (woman) that loves God and is willing to make a committment.likes to go out and have fun. athletic and lazy at times like to stay home somenights . not conceited but knows that they are pretty or beautiful and is Spontanieous .loves to travel and not scared to hike or camp

(So EVE is the woman? I have a hard time keeping them straight. Do they teach you that at Chilies?)

Hello I am an African American, age 58, and otherwise heavy dude, both physically and mentally. Did I say that I am also a Christian that believes in prayer, fasting and reading the Word? I might be heavy spiritually also. Who can say? Who needs a friend? Is that you? I have a friend and his name Jesus. So, I also have other friends as a result.

(Heavy, dude. But do you realize that "fasting" means abstaining from food? It doesn't mean eating food as "fast" as you can)

Christianman Seeks Blessing!

I'm Apostolic Christian and very mature man in the things of God, but I believe that the Lord will bless a good man when he pray for a good blessing, so I'M praying that you are my good blessing and my eternal companion, but you have to be honest,loyal and faithful christian woman and serious about a permanent commitment(39 to 50). If your are serious then stop reading and start praying for our blessing

(NO WAIT! Please continue reading. I need to say the same damn thing all over again...)

More about his match:
Here's the hope that I'll meet someone christian here. I am looking for an attractive, faithful, emotionally and financially secure lady. I'll like for her to have many interests and that she is always open to new learning experieces in the Lord. She must not be in into drugs, alcohol, lying, or feel she is a loser or is a married women if you have any of this problems we can pray throught together. Please do reply to this ad if you are a serious christian lady only. I do love and enjoy good christian conversations with someone who undestand the Lord and has a great sense of humor. I seek a nice simple lady who do not prides herself just on her appearance but has a high moral standards. She must be a very compassionate, emmotional, understanding individual who likes to be love.! While I love to receive attention I also like to showed affection and love to the one person I find spe cial in my life. I hope you are the one..:)

(And throught all, the love you make is equal to the emmotion with which you scare His people)

I might be shy but I still love to have fun when I can find the time, I love music mostly christian metal but I also enjoy some otherstuff anything realy except rap. I love to read Dean Koontz and play around on the cumputer. I also love to write. I am a song writer which I hope to sing someday if I can ever get a band started. I love Nascar and I am a #8 Dale JR fan, I also love Hockey which I am going for both the Dallas Stars and Mighty Ducks, as well as the Wilds, I also love to fish and camp as well

More about his match:
Must love camping and fishing (I am not going to be the one catching all the fish to clean by my self and eat) must have simmeler intrest in music and in sports and an outgoing personality, I am not looking for someone to control my life as well as someones life whom I can control, so therefore I wont someone who is free spirited and not allowed to say what they believe or feel. but most important some one who believes in God and has a caring spirit

(I didn't know there was Christian metal. They don't sacrifice virgins, do they?)

first of all, if you are polyamourous, really dull, or really unattractive, please continue looking

Jeez, you coulda just said no Mormons

Tribulation prophet(the Counselor) of THE LORD seeks his sanctified prophetess. You know who you are. You know about me. If you are found loyal, not having corrupted the sanctification, please contact me.

More About Creepy's Match:
You know about me. You know who you are as sanctified in/of/by THE LORD unto me. You know that you will be going into the Tribulation with me. You are yielded by The Holy Spirit into the Headship of THE LORD and are totally commited to God's purpose for you and absolutely loyal in every way to me.

And you shall colostomize forthwith, surreptitiously by/with/up THE LORD. Lay with your prophetess for she gives the most loyal headship..... to THE LORD.

"Fun Just Happens... Around Me!"

About me and who I'd like to date
I want a Christian guy that loves live music, sports 2nd-hand clothes, & has enough $ so I don't have to foot the bill on dates!~~~ Life is a rollarcoaster~~~ it's fun, scary, and you pray it's put together right! -- TiA~~~ I love GOD, my dad, live music, and bands. I want to date someone that knows God is amazing! Loves music and understand the music i love... Wide Spread Panic, Old Crow Medicine Show, PHiSH, DanceClub music, Classical music, oldies... someone that really has a feel of music.~~~ I'd love to meet a devoted Christian that plays in a band, has a job, license, enough money so that i dont have to pay for the date... : P...knows how to Club-Dance, has a shag hair cut, awesome 2nd hand clothes, HOT, dorky in a cool way, has a couple pieces of funky jewlery, loves to travel. If you see this guy, flag him down, tackle him, do whatever it takes to let him know I want him! Fun Just Happens... Around Me!

Interests

for fun:
I LIVE ON THE ROAD... I SETTLE WHEN & WHERE I LAND, PICK UP AND DRIVE SOME MORE... man i love life : ) Currently I am staying in Minnie, KY. God sent me here and here is where I'll stay. Travel Plans: L.A. after new years; NYC for Conan Show.

favorite hot spots:
Lexington(LexVegas): 141, Kinkos, The Dame, Busters.... EasternKY: Amazing Grace Cafe, Church, G.A.P., Applebees, MarkII, Holiday Inn, BP, Wal-Mart : P

favorite things:
MUSIC: Beethoven, PHISH, Led Zepplin, Smashing Pumpkins, Audio Slave, Tool, Soulocybin, Femme Fatality, Old Crow Medicine Show MOVIES: TOMBSTONE, The Doors, Fear and Loathing, Blow, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Moulin Rouge, Immortal Beloved.

last read:
The Purpose Driven Life (Rick Warren), The Bible (GOD), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson), A Wind in the Door, Break on Through (Jim Morrison of the Doors bio)...

(The Bible was written by God? No shit! Jim Morrison was from the Doors? No shit! Kinkos, Applebees and Walmart are some of your favorite hot spots? Shit!)

Howdy, all! Okay, I'll admit up front that I rewrote my ad after looking through some of yours. I've got to honestly say that many of you scare me. But, there are enough of you that don't to convince me that this thing just might work. Here's the Cliff's Notes me. First, I've got a quick, dry sense of humor; hence, the "many of you scare me" gig. Second, it's all God and Jesus with me, baby! Third, many of you write about your love of motorcycles. I'll just go ahead and admit it now to save some of you the time...I do not currently own a motorcycle. The odds of me ever owning one are remote. If you have one, I'll gladly ride on it with you. Ah, who am I kidding? I'll do it, but not gladly. Fourth, several of you like tall men. I'm 5'9". Among the Pygmies in Africa, that's tall; in America, it's about average. I'll freely profess that in cowboy boots, I'm about 5'11". So, height-sensitive gals, there ya have it. Fifth, I no longer drink adult beverages. No major mishap or problem, just a personal choice due to...sixth, I like to keep in shape and alcohol is just fat. Seventh, I am divorced, but have no kids. If you have kids, that's fine. I have several nephews/nieces, so ankle-biters don't frighten me. BONUS INFO-I'd like to have kids someday, or at least have the woman I love have them; that'd be more scientifically feasible. I'd like to wait until I'm remarried to do so; just a personal morality thing. Eighth, I just graduated from law school last month, but have no intention of ever practicing law. Don't ask me why now; I'll explain it on our date! Ninth, since my divorce, I've dated women who were 22, 35, 25, and 24. My last girlfriend was 24; we dated for a couple of years. Age is only what you make of it. Okay, that should be plenty of info to begin. E-mail me for any other info.

(Tenth, thou shalt not procreate)

More about his match:
The woman I'm seeking is mature in her outlook on life. She has goals, laughs alot, enjoys long conversations, and likes a wide variety of music. This woman loves God and puts Him as the priority in her life. The pastor guy at my parents' church has been preaching about marriage the past few Sundays. He spoke about "oneness" with your mate, not "sameness." I hadn't thought of that before, but it made sense. The last gal I dated didn't really want to do anything except for the things I liked to do...or at least it seemed that way. It made me uncomfortable at times to always be the one to decide what to do, where to go, etc. Pastor guy said that you and your mate should fit together like puzzle pieces. Each has to be a little different to fit together. Each adds to the other something it doesn't have to make them complete. I liked that analogy, so I've now stolen it and put it here! It's just a long way to say that the woman I seek will be confident in herself and what she wants out of life, and not just mold herself to other people's desires. More on the woman I seek...hmmm...it'd be a plus if she liked to run or workout; but, I'd walk with a gal who likes to walk daily, too. A woman who likes to go to sporting events as well as things like the ballet would be nice; I guess flexibility is the key thing. Oh, yeah...hold onto your hats...I went to Cats! and liked it. So, I'll go to shows, too. Basically, then, the woman I'm seeking is spiritual, confident, happy, healthy, likes to dream big dreams, flexible socially, artsy, sporty, and of course all of the other really big things like caring, sweet, faithful, etc. If this is you, drop me an e-mail. Oh, yeah...I almost forgot! "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...." Just kidding!

Hello everyone, I'm Pastor guy. I do like for couples to consider the idea of "oneness" as opposed to "sameness." I would also like for you to consider that this man 1) saw Cats 2) has benevolently graced us with "Bonus info" and 3) Oh, yeah...I almost forgot, IS A FRIGGIN' NUMNOOCH!

Spiritual, strong, ambitious and kind

I do not intend to spend my "golden years" alone. I know exactly who I am and how I stand before our Creator. I have prayed for that special someone to join me for our final years of this life and that same soul to be together with me for all of the next life. I am comfortable in many churches, well studied, and like fellowship but I am no longer "doctinely correct". I am in good health and take care to remain comfortable with this body so I can continue to enjoy it and outdoor activities we have around us. I have not learned to chase balls; I throw them for kids and puppies. I like watching school sports. I love children and like some pets. I am a giver to a falult and do not want another "taker". I have raised big and little children alone; please be there, they need you. As a blue collar worker I am skilled with my hands, but I am also educated and good with accounting programs and administration duties.

(I got yer balls to chase right here!)

The Owls, the rib bones, the moon

Shortly after my wife died, I disappeared for many moons. After too long moping around, I took the advice of friends and went online in search of a true companion, and if not, at least a few friends. I am educated but down to earth, serious but playful (even witty, verbablly clever, a punster). I own rental property and work with my hands for a living, but won a book award for my first book of poems and am now working on a new book. I am also an astrologer (24 years now), but like most folks, I am convinced despite global terrorism that God is alive and wants only that we take care of one another and take care of our home, the biosphere -- Mother Earth. I cook a mean rack of ribs, can make a fine mango fruit bowl salad and bake my own pecan pies. I fish, browse antiques, do a little eBay stuff...and love to travel. Weekender getaways, B&Bs...or a few hours in a casino are usua lly worth the time and with the right gal, can be memory making.

More about his match:
smart sassy cute tough sweet wise curious playful serious soulful ... Women can always read between the lines, so no matter what I say, youll find its true value looking there. My wife died a year ago at Christmas time, so this is an experiment for me. (Ive been married a few times, and the last one was a mistake but I poured heart and soul into it anyway) I will take care of you and with you: thats not too much to ask of any man you meet, online or off.

Interesting story. You claim your last marriage was a "mistake" and conveniently the same wife dies a year ago at Christmas time. Merry Christmas, hope you like prison food.

HI, my name is Jeff. I'm turning 32 in April. Still feel like 22 though..lol. Anyways, I'm in a relationship that has been going on for 7 years now and we have our share of problems. I really don't know if it's going to last much longer. Don't really feel like going into details but I'm a nice guy who has been brought up with Christian values and don't feel like wasting my time much longer. I run karaoke and dj and also play in a band so I meet a lot of women in the bar scene but I usually just find women with a bunch or problems and it turns out to be trouble. I just want to meet some decent females as friends and take it from there. I would like to meet someone who likes music because basically that's my life. I also like to go out to see movies or stay in and watch movies and have dinner. If you would like to no anything more, please feel free to e-mail me.

(I see your Christian skills are coming in handy as you advertise for poon way too soon)

About the one I'm looking for:
am looking for somebody who is loving and sincer human being and cannot break my heart.the person should be able to know that God cleated us and all our life is in his hand. the person must have reliable thing doing business or working class

My idea of the perfect first date:
my idea of perfet first date is wonderful and will like to have some bpdy that moves me. i never heard that kind of expencrience until i was the age of 21 and it is a wonder and loving day which i cannot forget in my life time

My perception of an ideal relationship: my idear of perception releationship is not stomething i can tell here eay but only to my dear friend who really loves and care about human feelings. it is good to see things before you can prove to aviod oe being confused in life.

What I've learned from my past relationships:
i have learned to be telling truth as it is the master of life and i will like to educate people around me to always belive in truth as it is going a long way to help us all in the word.

('Tis true, God cleats those who cleat themselves)

My missing Rib

I dont know how to say this, but all to say at moment is that people calls me "the best man" and I think I am at least one on the list if not on the list-top. All the good thing you expect from a good young man is my colour. Just let me relax at my inn for funs and out for my evening sports.

More about his match:
She must be a free, happy and reasonable person. Ready to accomodate my quite way of life indoor and very rugged in my outdoor football pitch. A good Christain from a good Christain family ready to permanent our relationship if need be.

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e.g.,nautical simon

Hi! my name is simon. Iam a christian who is looking for a christian woman.I am not look for someone who is just go to church .I am looking for someone who is really love god becuaseI really want to get married .

More about his match
I will love to meet a honest woman,and faithful.I don't want no game .someone you lovely and romantic.I know ,it hards to find a woman like that in this country.

(It's terribly difficult to find that special no one who was put on this planet just for you, Simon. I want to help you out, so here's what I'm-a-gonna-do: I'll start my own denomination of Christianity, let's call it The Church of Latter-Day Numnuttery. I'll set a rule that only lovely, romantic and honest women can attend because hey, you really wanna get hitched. Oh, and by the way, don't worry-- you ain't got no game)

Magnificent Being, Whose presence I will savor; whose scent I adore. How wonderfully enchanting it would to be exchanging moments with one who knows the true and sublime: that all the goings on, myriad of kaleidoscope of existence, times and places and occasions are all now and here; that 'God' 'himself' culminates in the present moment, and will never be more divine in the lapse of all the ages! How delightful it is that you appear now, as a Woman, within and in the totality of 'Woman'. Thank you. May we share much play of art and free play of space, with each other and with the infinite ones we touch with everything we do. Until then, I send you love as crystal clear as the purest waters move. Always all ways,

(Playing of space is never free. You adore my scent? Thanks! I got another one for ya...closer, closer...now bend down, that's it. Now stick your nose up my ass, that's it, farther, farther in there. Wedge it in niiice and----BLA-BLARNT!!)

Hello, I'm 41, outgoing,funloving,postive and adventrius. I am dedicated to only (3) things in life; 1. The Lord 2. Happiness 3. Knowledge

And Adventrius said upon them: then shalt thou count to (3), no more, no less!

I am a classy man who enjoys life for what it is. iI just think god that i wake up every day and can take a breath. im respectful and have good morals. I am not afraid to show my true self. i enjoy fishing hunting boating and camping.i need a sexy woman to wake up next too every day. im looking for a woman who is laid back and who shows her true colors. she must be sexy and attractive inside and out. I prefer a slender woman who has a good personality and doesnt lie . also she needs to show her true colors.

(Thanks for clarifying the true colors issue. Speaking of colors, I noticed the color of the shit coming out of your mouth is a sort of tawny bronze. Think God for that)

I am God fearing and very educated, both spiritually and acedemicly. I am currently a freshman at the University of Cincinnati. I am very active in church, as a member of the adult chior, on the usher board, and I am a volunteer. Thus far I have been very successful and plan to exceed even higher as time goes by.

(Before I trash this acedemicly-minded young lady...ahh...lost it)

A kiss- yeah a kiss that lingers .The taste of that person that you can?t wait to taste that person again .You wish it ouwld last for a eternaty .Some on that at the end of the day a hug that you inhale the essence of what could only be ?Him "

For the love of Dad, please leave me out of this -- "Him "

More about his match:
It does not matter what she looks or acts like as long as she cares about me and does not hurt me. She may put her family first before me that is fine because family does come before boyfriends or friends in my book. Execpt God because he is are father he created us anyway if it wasn't for him we would not be here right now. she does not have to go church but it be nice if she does go to church she may smoke, she may drink to a point but I do not drink. but is fine with me.

Are Father, who art in heaving, hollow be thy name Thy kingdom come, she may drink to a point Except when we're in church, I mean come on bitch

I NEED SOME ONE WHO IS NICE,ROMANTIC, ENTELLGANT, FUNNY AND USES HIS COMMON SENSE FIRST. LOOKS IS NOT EVERYTHING, BUT TAKING PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE MEANS ALOT. PLUS IT ALLOWS ME TO ENJOY THE REASON OF WHY "GOD" MADE ME A WOMAN AND YOU A MAN. YOU FEEL ME, THEN HOLLA.

(Doesn't air-quoting God send you straight to hell?)

About Me:
I love Jesus. I love digging into God's Word and growing in my relationship with Him. I love being outdoors and being active. I like to try new things. I am nuts about baseball. I love sports in general but baseball is my all time favorite.

Headline:
Fun-loving Christian

About the one I'm looking for:
I am looking for someone who loves Jesus with all their heart, mind, soul, and strength. I want someone who will challenge me and propel me more towards the Lord. Someone I can trust with decisions because I know that he is seeking the Lord's guidance. I also want someone who is active, loves sports (especially baseball), and will explore new things with me.

My idea of the perfect first date:
Going to a baseball game, seriously. Or doing something active like rollerblading at a park. I guess I have to type something else because it is not letting me move on because I don't have atleast 100 characters.

My perception of an ideal relationship:
An ideal relationship is one where God is the foundation of the relationship. It would be one that brings out the best in each person. The relationship would have a purpose that could only be fulfilled by the two working together.

What I've have learned from my past relationships:
I have learned to take things slowly and be in prayer about the relationship. I have learned that all things need to be submitted to the authority of Christ.

(I'm picking up Christian overtones in your personal ad. Could you possibly be Christian? As for me, I can help propel you, just not towards the Lord. I was thinking....towards the sun)

About Me:
What can I say about me?? I'm unique...from my name to my personality...everyt hing is unique about me...I love my life to my family and friends...I depend on NO one..I am an independent woman with goals to accomplish and NO one can stop me...I love the God...without him I wouldn't be here today...I'm crazy, funny and openminded...give me ur opinion and I'll share mine...my motto...nothing is to hard for me to conquer with Christ...once u get to know me...trust me u will never forget me...

Headline:
I am looking for a church man!

About the one I'm looking for:
I am looking for a hard worker...free spirited...well rounded...funny...Go d fearing...life touching...open minded...not afarid to stand up for what he believes in... and attractive man.

My idea of the perfect first date:
To go to a nice restaurant, go catch a movie, maybe bowling, enjoy each others company and have a real good time...u dont have to sweet talk me...just BE URSELF!!!Don't try and be like ur boys or whoever...just be u and see where it takes u...

My perception of an ideal relationship:
Somene that is compatible for me. Who will love me for me and only me. Who loves life and their family. WHo has morals,values and goals. Who knows where they are going to be in five years.

What I've learned from my past relationships:
Never judge a book by their covers. Always dig deeper into the person. Look into what they are really like. Respect them for a person.

(I would tend to judge a book only by the back cover, not the front. It's too easy to be distracted by all them pretty colors. Here's where I'll be in five years: three solar systems away from you)

DULCEBELLA

"3rd genertaion Itlain catholic girl looking for amore. Donde esta?"

Religion: catholic
Location: CINCINNATI, Ohio

In My Own Words

Hi, I graduated from the University of UC about a year ago and right now my plans for grad school are on hold due to lack of funds. :) I am a traditional catholic girl looking to find another catholic guy on which to meet and marry if it is on the cards. ;) I come from a large family so I would like to meet a man who too would like a large family too and who is also catholic because my kids will be raised catholic.

I like action, weird , and goofy movies like "Fight Club, Something About Mary, and Dead Alive". People consider me to be witty and smart (perhaps too smart for my own good). I keep myself fit through yoga and belly dancing (here and there). I think all relationships should be taken slowly if they are going to last.

(I agree, "Fight Club" was one of the goofiest movies ever. Thank God you came along, I thought too-smart-for-their-own-good Catholic girls who practice yoga, belly dancing and confuse Spanish and Italian were a dying breed)

"pensive want tostart a family"

I am a: 38 yr old man
located in: Algier > Alger, , Algeria
my ethnicity: Other
turn-ons: Long hair, Power, Money

About me and who I'd like to meet
I a man live in singel not tall not slim have good apearance good behaviour patient genteel higbornbountiful not profligate ordepraved like knowledge faithful unitarian

I am a man never married my job is teatching in secondary school faithful unitarian like the other has good relations patient

Jesus, this guy makes me want to molest young boys.

"to live and let live"

I am a: 37 yr old man
located in: Bouïra, Algeria
looking for a: 25 to 45-year old woman within Canada, British Columbia

About me and who I'd like to meet
Hello my name is Karim I am a berbere of algeria I am e single I work in an office which is occupied of the expenditure of the social security I am one of cool in general I like to have fun dancer the rockn' roll and the tango especially. I also like to make sport when I have time: jogging, picine, cycling and football . I am one which believes has the love eternal and which attaches a very great importance has the fidelite in the couple I hold Ca of my origins berberes at home the fidelite it is sacree what I seek içi: I seek a woman fidel who by her charm will win has to make me decider has to make my life and has to melt a hearth

(Live and let die)

What do you do for fun?
casino dine dance and gamble travel and small road trips with a stunning women Idive & sail & sport fish. and been surfing for 40 years I just havent found my water mate. I want awomen to be areal lady & not to use profanity.

About me and who I'd like to meet
iam that iam i love to help people in money work dress what is asked of me i try to do i belive in GOD and JESUS is LORD and i l enjoy some sin filled evnings of good ?well i need a savor and mercy and lots of sex maybe a commited lady for romance and GOds work now Iseem TO party and gamble I always can win BUTT can I leave?after such a huge pay when we just arrived? its all in what my partner wants and LLove to give nice things to who everwill recive Ilike fast cars faster weman and finer things in life idont like poverty .profanity.critism LIers .theifs and smelly cats box not nessarly in that order my IDEal date is one that every guy wants hot.

And you thought I was creepy.

i will be attending jsu this fall. i am going for a major in psycology, so i can use it to back me when i do the lords calling of being a youth minister. i am highly involved with my church. i have a sunday school class and also work with the puppet ministry forthe younger kids at my church. not looking for marriag right now but will be latter in life when god shows her to me. i am looking for a girl who is seeking god in her life. she doesnt have to be perfect but spiritually growing in her walk with god. she has to have a sence of humor and not want to change everything about me.

(Hopefully, she'll change at least one thing: your Goddamned capitalization)

I am a: 29 yr old man
located in: Malakand, Pakistan

What do you do for fun?
I would like to Travels. I like to help the God creaturtion. I don't like smoking and dranking. It's prohabited area for me.

About me and who I'd like to meet
I would like to meet a deep friend. Which she like me and she will be educated and want the pleasur people. That she will be no smoking and don't drinking. She should be so honest and always be true tanguage.

(So you only dislike past drinking? Let's drink to that)

I am all about God! I have no problem telling you that Jesus is #1 in my life and all else falls into place under Him. I am all about a good time as long as I am able to give God the glory! I am super out-spoken and don't care how people take me. I do my best to let God's love show through me so others can come to know Him through me. I do my best to be the Christian God calls me to be and that is all I can do.

More about his match:
Christian Girl! Definitely! As long as she loves Jesus, it's all good. The more in love with Jesus she is, the more I am interested!

(The views expressed in this profile do not necessarily reflect those of God, The Holy Spirit or Jesus Christ)

Im a young hard working man 6'4 african american with braids that lives in bramelton takeing care someone in my family and I will do the same for you. Im looking for a lovely women that want her dreams come true.Somebody that prays to god for a man that will never do them wrong.Somebody that they can just chill with do things with each other.You dont have to be no J.lo becase I want to see whats in your heart and your mind.I need somebody I can wine and dine what every she wants she can have.I'll do any thing for her and she do any thing for me. I hope yall find what yall want peace and love xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo kisses and huges

(But if you are J.lo, holla. Huges)

What do you do for fun?
I am new to the area. In my free time I enjoy the theater, dancing, hiking, tennis. I am earning golf but the ball is too small and the holes way too far away and tennis clothes are much cuter

About me and who I'd like to meet
I am seeking that rare pithy Christian man. He would ideally be romantic, intelligent, humorous, and adventurous. He would be a cultured individual, well traveled and educated. The man of my dreams is above all kind and gentle. He would love my surprises. I am traditional in a relationship. My politics tend to run to middle of the road. He would be a strong and dynamic leader. This ideal man would be Christ centered but not legalistic. He would be involved in church and community service. I hope that I embody much of the

Glad you cut yourself off. Keep it pithy.

About Me
Gender: Man seeking a Woman
Location: Hillsboro, IL
Age: 51

I,M A 49 YEAR OLD THAT STILL DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE WHY WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO HIM BUT THEY ARE. I'M LIKE ALL OF YOU & TIM MCGRAW I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE IN THE MIRROR SOMETIMES. OTHER TIMES I THINK YEA I LOOKIN ALLRIGHT. HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY FOR MY AGE. ALLWAYS LOOKED YOUNGER THAN WHAT I AM.49 YRS. OF EDUCATION FROM THE COLLEGE OF HARD KNOCKS. INCITFUL WANT TO GIVE & RECEIVE LOVE & AFFECTION. LOVE MUSIC,DANCEING. JOGGING,RUNNING.BEING OUT DOORS WORKING,PLAYING WITH KIDS, DOG.GET OFF ON THE BEAUTY OF GODS CREATION. NOT PHANATIC ABOUT GOD JUST BELIEVE IN HIM ENOUGH TO SEE AND APPRECIATE HIS HANDY WORK.LIKE TO HOLD MY WOMAN IN MY ARMS AND CUTTLE. WHILE COMMUNCATING IN A SOFT WHISPER. COMMUCATING LOVE & AFFECTION & DESIRE FOR HER.I MISS HAVEING MY FRIEND & LOVER.

(Get used to it. Hopefully he also believes in God just enough to ask forgiveness for mentioning Tim McGraw)

About me and who I'd like to meet
i'm retired from gm and i like tropical plants,movies,and con.teporary christan music.i have alot of respect for weman and what they have to go throw.my mothertold me years ago that weman are gods gift to man and they should be treted accordingly.

(Woman have to go throw many things, including shit in your face)

Interests

for fun:
well" I,m hooked on riding my motor Bike and I injoy pickets. A nice fire to warm you in those cool nights while whiching good Movies. I like wennies cook over a open fire. Cookouts. In my spare time I work in my yard. Flowers.

favorite things:
Old yellow, Bible, Bible storys,Fish, potatoes ????

last read:
Last thing I read my Dr. give me was something someone give her was. To Hell and back it was about someone giveing there life to the Lord. It tonch my Heart.

(You tonch my special area)

I'm serius, hones, sweet heart, belive in the people, i'm lucky because you are? Wearm heart, serius, honest, sweet, many love, good manners, fun, "He that loveth not knowetd not God. for God is love. you are the person i want

(Sorry, I'm taken...'cause I knowetd God)

Here it goes . . . . (I "borrowed" the idea from the "Always Wear Sunscreen" song. )

I love the Lord; and I strive to live by the precepts He prescribes. I believe that one of the most intimate acts two can share is simply holding hands. I appreciate a woman who appreciates her femininity. My favorite color is black. I find fires mesmerizing. I would love for the one God has for me to be as comfortable in cashmere and lace, as she is in fleece and polypro; as comfortable in heels, as she is in boots. Most of my "best friends in the world" are women, not men. I'm as comfortable snuggling on a couch in sweats as I am dressed up for a night on the town. I prefer theater to movies; movies to tv. Some of the best conversations I've ever had are ones in which not a word was spoken. I'm honest to a fault; and expect likewise. At this time in my life, my favorite verse is, "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight. " Always wear sunscreen.

I look forward to hearing from you.

God Bless

(What was that you said? "Some of the best conversations I've ever had are ones in which not a word was spoken." Yes, I look forward to that)

I am shy at first, easy to get along with lookin for someone that likes to go to churchurch not afrid to say that htye love Jesus, and likes me for who I am

I say, I-uh-I-uh-I-I-I-I likes to go to churchurch.