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About me and who I'd like to date
I am looking for someone interested in the same things I am and someone who cares how I feel and who I am not who they want me to be. I also want some one who is not affraid to hold my hand or kiss me in pubic.
(Don't go there, girl. Oh she went there, girl! Kiss me, girl...in pubic)
I prefer Rachael Ray to Cindy Crawford. Rachael gets excited over the mundane happy things in life while Cindy would seem to expect more. I don't know either of these women personally; I'm just going by their pubic persona.
(Don't be so modest. I'd say knowing their pubic persona is knowing them personally)
education: Bachelors degree
I went to Moorhead State. I majored in Mass Communications/Pubic Relations and minored in marketing. The best 20k I ever spent!!
(Terrific, now spend an extra K and get spell check)
I would like to meet someone that is very outgoing and enjoys some but not all the things that I do because I realize nobody meets the perfect match. The person that will best fit me, is somebody that accepts me for who I am and doesn't try to change me. I'm also attracted to people that are very open and strait to the point. Meaning.. They can belch in pubic and they don't care what people think of them.
(Belching in pubic...ain't that a queef?)
Interests
for fun:
cruising in my car with friends going to the beach concerts being a pubic nuisance like to have a good time & laugh
favorite hot spots:
pool hall , rickshouse friend
favorite things:
cars,guitars bars and ladiesand and work
last read:
playboy boing !
(Oh I get it, "boing !" is the sound of your impending erection. Haha, what a pubic nuisance you are)
favorite things:
Peace Like the River by Leif Enger; broadway, folk, and classical music; Praire Home Companion on pubic radio.
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All was quiet on Lake Numnut, where the men are imbeciles, the women are unreasonable and the retorts are below average |
I like to date someone who does not have baby momma drama in ther life. I would also like some one who is not scared to kiss and or hold hads in pubic.
(I wanna hold your ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-d. I wanna hold your had...in pubic)
"A fun loving pubic servant seeking, a fun loving lady to enjoy fun things in life."
I am a: 54 yr old man
located in: Elkhart, Indiana, United States
About me and who I'd like to date
I enjoy life, good food, laughter, a good movie, going out to clubs dancing, walks along the beach or in a park, rides in the country, a thunder storm, an evening at home, just about anything done together.
(Indiana beaches are simply breathtaking. Speaking of taking breath, I'd like to take yours away. Completely)
"hear4u"
I am a: 46 yr old man
located in: Memphis, Tennessee, United States
Interests
for fun:
I like dining out, movies, pubic shows of effection , walking, holding hands, and I enjoy life
favorite hot spots:
New to memphis willing to try anything
(Such as pubic shows of effection)
last read:
"The South Was Right". It's written by local authors and should be required reading in our pubic schools.
(Along with Judy Bloom's Dear God, It's Me, Ron Jeremy)
I enjoy wildlife,science,and history. I hope I do not sound to dule. I am told that I am fairly good looking, but I am not the kind of person who is concieded in any way. Life is short and I feel I do have allot to offer that special some one. Maybe it's you. If not I do hope you find the one. Glenn
employment:
I work with a local company who supplies pubic saftey equipment and uniforms to various departments in our community.
(Pubic safety isn't just about jock straps and cups, folks. It's about our future children! It's about the kids!)
favorite things:
I love my computer.... I suppose that has to be my hobby.. boring, I know.. I love golf.. do you?
last read:
Nothing Classical I am afaid, I love a good thriller, something with lots of beautiful girls and love scenes..
Well Spoken, Pubic School Educated.
()favorite things:
Hmm...it's hard to say, I'm very mood driven on favorites. I like international foods of all sorts, movies from artsy to bloody, I'm pretty much just up to try stuff.
last read:
For fun? Umm...I read some news articles on the slate.com earlier today, a real book for fun i'd have to think back a week, been busy in class.
job: Student
I'm studying for a Masters in Pubic Administration. I should be done in just over a year, hopefully august 2004. I also work on campus, as a Graduate assistant.
(In pubic maintenance)
What do you do for fun?
I enjoy my job, working with horses, dealing with th pubic, I am also love to g for a hike and whn i am feeling down I just get in my car and go wereever my hand turns and how ever the car wants to g
I have been a few relationships but seriousness was not an issue, cuz i was with the one i wanted but, truthfully I would like to meet someone with the same intrest as i do, smeone who loves to go out and do things togeather and not worry about whats goig to happen as long as were togeather. I really don have much to say but i leave you with this one thing..... If therewas one thing my family got through to me was dont steel and dont lie ad you'll go as far as you want in life i say to thi day if yo want to be my true partner or friend dnt steel ad dont lie to me and evrything will be just fine lol
(Not only do you have a heart of steel, but a brain of steel)
About me and who I'd like to date
MY IDEAL MATCH WOULD BE SOME ONE CAREING LOVING NOT NEEDY LOVE TO GO WINDOW SHOPPING MOST OF THE TIME BUT WE WILL BUY SOME OF THE TIME!LOVES TO HOLD MY HAND KISS IN EVERY PLACE BE IT IN PUBIC OR PRAVITE.LIKE TO TAKE WEEKEND TRIPS BUT CAN PLAN A TRIP WITH OUT MY FULL ENVOLMENT.LOVE THERE MOTHER GETS ALONG WITH BROTHERS AND SISTERS.FAMILY VERY IMPORTANT TO ME AND MY MATCH.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MAKE LOVE AT THE DROP OF A DIME!
(Listen, I'll drop a twenty if you just shut up)
What do you do for fun?
i teach kindergarden for fun and i coach basketball 3 times a week. i love music and movies.i love to lough and to make other people lough as well
(Damn, I'm loughing already, how'd you do that?)
About me and who I'd like to date
well, the thing is that im not very good at writing to the pubic, but i really think that im a good guy, i have sense of homur and i look good also.i hope u want to know more about me so.. im waiting..
(To my faithful pubic, I write you this profile. Do you like it? Do you want me?...I'm waiting...hello?)
About me and who I'd like to date
Retired from pubic service after 30 yrs and still working for a nonprofit. Newy divorced and looking for a friend to share quiet times with walks on the beach, movies, eating out
(You're not really retired from pubic service if you continue to eat out)
About me and who I'd like to date
6ft 1 235lbs Im easy going very understanding would like to get to have someone with the same likens as i have it helps to be on the same page about likes and dislikes that oneanothers have. i would like to get trogether in pubic somewhere eat out or do something to see if we get along .....
(Trogether again...me likens)
About me and who I'd like to date
i am a very out going person .looking for someone to settle down with have a family . i am all about meet new people and help people i like vol my time to the pubic . i vol at local fire dept redlion i am firefighter . i love kids . i hope to have some . i just want someone thats going to make me happy and hopefully the rest of my life .
(I didn't know it was hip to abbreviate "volunteer" to just "vol." Here's another abbreviation: nmnt)
About me and who I'd like to date
Looking for black or biracial female who does not mind that I am white (willing to be seen in pubic with a white man) who is not taller than 5'6" who like the home life but likes to travel at least once a year. Is willing to give as much as they take out of a relationship.
(In pubic with a white man? Well sure, if I could find it)
About me and who I'd like to date
She would have to have a good head on her shoulders and be capable of having intellectual conversations and have enough knowledge to back up her opinion with strong facts. On a more emotional level, she wouldn't mind pubic signs of affection and ocassional pecks for no reason. Mushy, yeah I know.
(Actually, those pubic signs were kinda mushy)
About me and who I'd like to date
I'm funny when i have to be, smart, and sarcastic, so if i sound like a winner ladies don't be afaid to come up to me in pubic. I am looking for a nice woman who knows how to treat a guy. She has to be smart enough to where i can tell her a joke, and she gets it, because a joke isn't
really funny when you have to explain it.
(I hear ya, very few can understand your brilliant wit. V-e-r-y f-e-w)
About me and who I'd like to date
ok Let see me Im a laid back type of person with an outging personality. I Love to meet people I have a neat apperance because i care what ther people think to a certain extent. The type of peron i am looking for she be outgoing as well and open to aventure but like alone tme as well. When or if we go out pubic affecon is key. Your with me and people can get the wrong idea if that is not there. I dont like drama been there done that ne. I like goal oriented people as well as a firm person not afraid to speak her mind. Because no-one knows what you think except you. I also like some good conversation. It can be about anything.
(Topic: pubic affecon is neither pubic nor affecon. Discuss)
favorite things:
I am Italian and my 2 favorite dishes are Spagetti and Lasaga.T.V. Show,Wheel of Fortune and SCARE TACTICS,AND LAST OF ALL i LOVE TO WATCH Romatic Movies.
(I can tell you're a Romatic Italian. I'm sure it's only the most authentic "spagetti" and "lasaga" for you. You're-a one spicy numnut!)
favorite things:
I like to go out by the beach, play pool at the sports bar, watch football when it's the season, I enojoy singing ( but really shy doing it in pubic)
(Don't be shy, it's ok. Just remember to use lots and lots of lube)
education: Bachelors degree
Yes, I have my BA in Pubic Communications and at one point was enrolled in Law School. However, I am debating whether to get my masters and realize I need to further myself to advance my career...oh in due time, in due time!!!!
(BA...so would that stand for Bachelor of Ass?)
About me and who I'd like to date
I'd like to meet someone who is fun, loving, caring, daring, sensitive to the needs and wants of a woman. I am easy to get along with. I have a heart of gold and a mouth of fire, when necessary. I like public affection when suttle and caual. Te pubic eye shouldn't see what should be behind closed doors. I have 2 boys that live away from home. Ages 14 and 11. Both are the twinkle in my eye. Looking for someone who is not a jealous person and whom is trusting, honest and not afraid to make plans for get aways. I am looking for someone who is spontaneous, yet
enjoys movies and takeout to break up the normal daily routine that a work week brings.
(It's tough living in te pubic eye)
About me and who I'd like to date
I am a girl who watches to many love stories. If I would have to pick one movie that best describes me it would be Beauty and the Beast. I don't look in the outside, I care whats on the inside and how my prince really feels, loves, and cares for people. I realy enjoy working with the pubic, I care to much, people tell me about peope I don't know. Thus I decided to get educated on people.
(Beauty and the Beast? More like Atrocity and the Yeast. Up with peope!)
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