PatheticPersonals.com

 

Featured PPs | How to PP | Classic PP Quotes | Pathetic Proverbs | Diary of Alexis Nexis | Vocab

 

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

Professional Shitmen from
Pathetic Personals

I am a Big girl who is tired of the dating scene. I have a background in chald care and cunlary arts.Some day I hope to have 2 or 3 kids , but for now I am tring to get my life together. I am the only girl out of four kids and love my famliy. In my free time I like to read and chat on the internet. I love all of Gods crations.

(And God loves the way you teach the chaldrins the benafats of cunlary arts...sorry, am I tring too hard?)
"Cute chiropractor seeks a partner with backbone! "

I am a: 29 yr old man
located in: Brazzaville, , Congo

About me and who I'd like to meet
I've no many things to tell you. If you are intersted to my field, why do you hesitate again? I know that preference is indicated. So according to me, that is no sens. I think that all criterias are noted here. It's you to see.

I said firts that I have no preference. That, if you remark that mi field meet your, how not to do adventure together?


PatheticPersonals.com | Why do you hesitate?
Preference is indicated     Preference is indicated, yes, but hesitate will I. Dude, force just with you ain't.

About me and who I'd like to date
I am a single 23 just looking to meet someone that I can talk to and maby make a couple of new friends.I like to party and have fun.I dont have alot of time to do the things i like I work all the time. I work for coke a cola


(Perhaps you should work for Tab. You might be able to spell that)
I'm a Mule Skinner, and a Paramedic student. I hope to incorporate them both into a career as a Search and Rescue Medic. I love to read and learn new things. I play the guitar and have written a few songs, but nothing spectaclarly great. My mom was a Home Economics teacher, so I'm one of the few guys in the world that can fend for himself.

PatheticPersonals.com | This horse was most
likely hurt in the making of this photo     Not as easy as it looks, eh?

hi this is me sami from waukeguan i 'll give u brief about me i like this life with the people to sharing every thing and i like kids with the soccer my perfossinal is electronic technical it is too hard .

(I believe it)
I am an inventor of a machine that turns waste thngs into "energy products" - my new machine- process has ZERO emissions-- only energy out.... I need a woman in my life. I perfur a non-fat woman who loves to be hugged and has a good sense of humor. I like all the normal boy and girl stuff.. I like to cook.... and have sex too! ( not at the same time?)

(Let's hope your sperm count has ZERO emissions. Surgeon General's warning: non-fat women may cause rickets, scurvy, irritable bowel syndrome, testicular cancer, SIDS, SARS, scabies and in rare cases, ring around the collar)
I'm a canine trainer and I own three labrador retrievers who require a lot of physical activity from running through the woods to scooping up the poop and they make a lot of poop. After the last disaster of a relationship, I was sure that my dogs' companionship would be all I would ever want again (four legs=good, two legs=bad) but after a long dating hiatus, I'm ready to hunt again.

(Perfect, I'm ready for you. Gotta warn you though: you thought your dog shit a lot, WHOO-HOOOOO! They ain't made a scooper big nuff for me)
I am a 37 year old divorced mother of two.My children are 12 and 9. I am in college working on my bachelor of sceince degree in psycology. I enjoy listening to live bands and concerts. My hobbies include interior decorating, camping, reading, and writing poetry.

PatheticPersonals.com | Mess with Texas     Psychologically speaking, you're more fucked than a Texas whore with genital herpes in a henhouse who had flapjacks while skinning a snake's skin off before it goes through the molting process. So to speak.

Currently Im in school working towards my A and Network Certification. I looking to enroll in a university next year to double major in Phsycology and Mathetatics. Im just looking for female friends. Wanna know more, holla at me.

(Hope you get to that "A" sooner or later. No sweat, mathetatics teachers are always in high demand. Mathtastic!)


I'm 23 years old, laid back, athletic young mature male. I work in the Nucler Field and enjoy every minute of it. Looking for an actractive woman ( not that looks are everything but they lure you in to meet their personality) Someone with goals and ambition. Comfortable with themself.

More about his match:
A woman who is health concious. Is able to dress and look sexie, and enjoy it.(not sluty) A woman who is sure of herself but not to sure. Knows how to have a good time, enjoys laughing and the company of a "good man" Cleanliness is a must. I think the sexiest thing is the girly body spray and a bit of an attitude


PatheticPersonals.com | It takes two numnuts to lie, Marge;
one to lie and one to listen     Nucler power! Hmmmmm....girly body spray.

know me befor you juge me

Something about me . im happy with who i am. i play sports i enjoy haveing fun with my family and friends i like meeting new ppl . i draw, paint and coloer, i want to get a grapice design degree. i work hard and i like to play hard when i have the time . i was in the marines and i have seen alot of places , i would like to take some one with me to share in the exsperince of those places and place that i have not seen yet. not everything in life smiles like roses but i can bring some a long what is it that i look for in a woman ? someone that injoys being herself . smart , happy a person that knows what she wants out of her life with out someone telling her how to run it . i cant give her the finer things in life im not a bill gates but ican give her my heart it is always better then money .


(You had me at "grapice")
I'm a fun loving stylist that is just looking to meet new nice people... I'm also a collage student... I like all music and I enjoy going to concerts, riding my motorcycle,spending time doing things with friends and family,clubing,and just chillin..

More about her match:
I'm looking for someone that is down to earth and enjoys having fun and going out... I like guys that have spunk to them...good hearted a must and sence of humer a big plus...


(Hey, I have spunk to me! Wanna see?! Most girls don't like that. Moreover, spunk can help you make those collages. Great)
I am a architec girl, funny and intelligent , I like to play musical instruments, listen Paul Mccartney music, study computer softwares, go to the movies

(Let it be, let it be)
Looking for a descret partnership

Well educated young man holding a very seionr position in a bank looking for a lady who could maintain a very descret relationship

More about his match:
Must be able to maintain a very high level of confidentiality and should be prepared to spend the day preferably even the night as we go on and should be very very loveable

(He had a seionr moment)
Looking For The Special One

Well first off Iam 29 year old proffesional white male. I am very out going and very entergetic. I have a lot of hobbies that I enjoy and most of them are outdoor hobbies. I also have a romantic side as well. Well let start off by saying I do like to go out and dance and listen to live bands. I like to ski, boating, motorcycles, camping, hiking, canoeing, roller blading, and well much more. I also like to go out to dinner, movies, and bowling. I am also a hell of a cook and like to have candlite dinners, like to go on moonlite walks, and other romantic stuff. Well to sum to sum it all up I am pretty much a lot of fun to be around and I am sure to bring a laugh out of you.


(To some, he's entergetic; to some, he's a proffesional; to me, he's a nummanutter)
(The following 2 ads are from the same guy)

looking to see what is out there well lets see I am a very out going person with a lot of differant intersts.very open minded about life and how it changes,spontaniuse,and love to travel.I like to take time for the small things in life and live in the moment with a little sereouse look at the out come of what I do.I am a firefighter/EMT so training and school,and calls are a major part of my life.

More about his match:
I am looking for someone to hang out with and enjoy the little things in life,be spontaniuse,and open minded for any thing to come up.I would like to find someone that has a pasion for life and what it has to offer and willing to take it if nessisery

*******************

looking around

Well make it short I am a firefigrter EMT. I volantery and work in this feilds I like to travel and enjoy the simple things in life. I like to listen to music and drive around as well as just hang out with freinds.I am a good listener and very open minded about life. I am looking for someone to hang out with and has simaler interest as well as an openmind to almost anything and need to be eazy going and able to accept changes of plans at any time.


PatheticPersonals.com | Only you can
prevent spelling errors     Only YOU can prevent spelling errors.

Looking for my other half

I like to think that I am intelligent, interesting, passionate and fun. I'm 61 years old. How did that happen? Don't let that scare you. I act and look younger, probably due to arrested development. If the woman of my dreams finds me or I find her, she should consider herself lucky. I know this sounds conceited, but how many guys can you meet who are as honest and trustworthy as me? I like to go to concerts. Yes, that rock 'n roll still has its grip on me. I like animals. Sometimes I even eat them. Writing about eating-I like to cook good stuff. And eat it. A lot of it. Sometimes I wonder why I don't weigh 900 lbs. I like to swim and fish, not necessarily at the same time. Not a sports fan. I like gardening. As you can tell, I'm not into trying to prove how macho I am. I am self-employed and currently work about 4 hours a week. Isn't working more hours than that unnatural? What I do is fun and makes me more money than what many people make working 40 hours a week. I am also working on starting a couple of internet businesses so that I can get to be rich and famous. If you were smart, you'd get in touch! It couldn't hurt.


PatheticPersonals.com | I wonder who made
Bill Gates his bitch     Listen, times are tough lately.
You'd better rethink the internet business idea.

Motorcycle Man seeks Fit, Fun, Female Spring is in the air and the itch of riding has struck my fancy! The only thing missing in this picture is a female that enjoys spontaneous getaways on two wheels!! Fitness also plays an important part in my life: lifting, running, biking, etc....Sooooo, please have some sort of an exercise bug in ya. Did you say you love music, well I attend several concerts per year (AC/DC, Bruce, Creed, and yadda, yadda, yadda) yeah baby, everything from A-Z if it has a beat! Hey, I have a serious side also, my profession (law enforcement), so as Clint said "a mans got to know his limitations" I do have my limits:) If I've caught your fancy with any of this, then you should take a minute to send me a "heyhowyadoin" kinda note.......I will reply as quick as I can. E ya later......

(Did you just "yadda, yadda, yadda" music? Don't you think it's a bit questionable for a cop to, you know, use "fancy" twice in one profile?)
laidback easy to get along with work hard and play even harder im a mechanic so i break my back everyday i like to outdoors etc movies music dining and dancing interested in any body to have fun with not picky or judgemental im just me joe looking for mrs right not picky nor pushy just want to be loved she must love to have fun and want to laugh must love to do it in the rain or in the kitchen countertop he he he

(No wonder you keep breaking your back, me joe, you're doing it IN the kitchen countertop)
just looking for someone who understands how a medical doctor do for live, looking the nice one who can talk to, fun, humours, loyal, do not like to tell a lie, can be trusted and have a warm arms to hold with kind hearted or nice heart that can not hurt a girl

(I have an idea what medical doctors do for live: they cure sick people. Are you sick? One of the 4 humours? Are you choleric? Phlegmatic? Melancholic? I cannot tell a lie, you suffer from chronic numnitis)
Basics:

Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green
Height: 1' 6"
Weight: 50 pounds

About me:
hello gays i am lawyer mexican and a nice person and intelligence girl and a goog body and i want know you

About the one I'm looking for:
well i looking a one gay nice person and romantic, serious and a good man and like mexican women,one man responsible in all


(1'6" and 50 pounds? Not so goog, my friend, not so goog)
I am a student a the Charlston Job corps studing to be a pharmicy tech. I am also x millitary. I am 24 years old and very active person. I am from north carolina.I have not had a chance to meet any one down town yet but i hope to soon. People up hear say i have the southern draw in my voice. I enjoy the outdoors and all kinds diffrent sports .

More about his match:
a very nice young ladie who enjoys the outdoors and who can care a conversation about more than just the weather.I like some one who likes to laugh cause i have been know to make people laugh a lot.If you like men with shaved heads and a few tattoos and are tall then i would be the new guy just like that


(Shaved head and tattoos? Well der, after hearing your southern draw, it's damn obvious)
Manager of Donuts fryer. Take part in some online/local auction. Especially amazon, yahoo!. Looking,buying,studying Garage Sale in the city. When stay home..., clean, repair, cook, watch TV, listen radio, play guiter, type computer, post web pages, list catalog books and software, read, write. If your interested in me you have to email me, please...! Do With Peace, Peace Is With You, Peace Be With You All......

PatheticPersonals.com | Time to make the
numnuts!     Time to make the numnuts!

I AM EASY GOING AND FUN TO GAE ALONG WIT.I AMA OFFICE MANAGER FOR A CHIROPRACTOR I WORK OUT ON A REGULAR BASIS I AM IN THE GYM 5 DAYS AWEEK TALL DARK AND HANDSOME WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN WITH GIID CONVERSATION ALL THE TIME. LIKES TO GO OUT TO CLUBS TO DANCE MOVIES WALKS IN THE PARK NICE DINNERS

(Dude, you are so GAE)
Life is to short to worry about the details, so forgeting to wear my pants to work really doesn't matter. But seriously(because these things are so serious), I love life and all the things that come with it. My three favorite activities are kissing, dancing and snowboarding, in that order. I love being anywhere where I can meet new people and laugh as loud n long as I want. I have been known to take my shirt off and start dancing at inappropriate times and am not known for my good spelling. My test scores are usually very high until I get my grades back. I am a lover by trade and a actor in my spare time. My disdain for anything fake will translate into brutual honestly, which is great cause most people really want that. I haven't actually worked since Oct 15, 1999, and I have to admit that I am pretty intent on keeping that streak alive. My favorite thing to do is make this world a better place to be. Peace.

PatheticPersonals.com | We have eight bosses
telling us what to do     Yeeeeeeah, I'm just not sure about your lack of pants, Milton. You see, it's just that we're wearing pants now- did you get the memo? Yeeeeeeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to put those pants back on, thaaaaanks. And by the way, do you realize you haven't been receiving a paycheck since October 15th, 1999? Why don't you see payroll about that.

I graduted from Sinclair in 2001. I got two degrees one in Civil Engineering and the other in Surveying. Really there is no big real difference between them. I like to after my four degree sometime but their is not a college with a surveying program close. Plus during the summer i work alot of hours. I went to Wright State right after i finished high school. I really didn`t want to start off college right after high school but was more or less forced into college. So i wasn`t going very well and during that time my grandfather died of cancer. After that i really didn`t care about school and ended up getting kicked out for poor grades.

I ended up doing stuff around my grandma house that needed done. I took a year and half from college before i decided to go back. I talked to someone at Sinclair and they said i should try surveying. I took a few classes and like them so i got my degree. During the summers off i worked as a temp for a survey crew. Before getting on full time at a suveying company. So i was working and going to college. Right after i finished they nicely laid me off but kept two guys hired in after me. Really i was glad to be laid off. I was looking for a new job anyways. It wasn`t a very friendly work plce to be in. In the end it took me three months to find another job. I now work for the rivial company make more money and hours. I have talked long enough work and college experiences.

More about me now. I like going to the movies, dinners, outdoor stuff, etc. I am open on trying new things. I hardly get out anymore since my of my friends are married or moved away. Do have some close by but they are lazy and never have any money. Looking to go out and have some fun for a change.


(Does this really matter? Any of this? You're so rivial)
I am a writer. Currently published to the web only. Looking for an Agent. I like to have fun, willing to try anything once (except bungee-jump). My political views are myriad, depending on the subject. I do not use narcotics or over the counter drugs, except an occasional aspirin, us OLD folks need to keep it in our system for our hearts. That was a joke. I am hardly that old, even though a girlfriend once told me that she was my mid-life crisis girlfriend - whatever (she was being hateful).

More about his match:
I am looking for anotheer soul who likes to have fun an a whim or planned. Clingyness is a bad quality, sometimes it's nice but other times it gets real annoying, especially if I feel the need to be alone in order to write. You must have a sense of humour and be sane. Though craziness is fun sometimes also.

(Everyone's a writer these days. Shall we compare screenplays over a Starbucks mochafrappacino? I'll have my agent call you and we'll create some real synergy here...Let's do lunch. That was a joke)
Love can't be found where it truly does not exist....Nor can it hide where it truly does!! I'm a down to earth kind of female...I love meeting new people. I enjoy things like: writing poetry, reading, bowling, skating, working out, going to the movies, engaging in intellectual conversations, chillin' out with that special someone, visualizing the day when i'll finally get to walk down that isle in my special gown....GRADUATION GOWN!!! hahahaha!!! had you going there for a min....i'm just ready to graduate college folks...that's all.

(YOU SNEAKY DAWG! I hope you make it to your graduation on time, you know, being stuck on that isle and all)
I am an art major, but don't fit the "quota" of one

(Thank goodness the quota for art majors is one, they're so friggin strange HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-cough)
About me:
HI! This is my first time writing in one of these so i am not too sure what to say. I am a middle school science teacher and I can't seem the time to meet epole worth anything. I enjoy staying active. I go running three times a week. I enjoy a variety of activites, anything outdoors, but i also enjoy quiet nights at home. I keep myself busy with friends and work and that is great, but there's something missing.

My idea of the perfect first date:
I am a pretty simplistic person. I like surprises. I would anything from dinner and a movie to going rollerblading or taking a long walk some evening.


(Why can't you seem the time? MAKE the time and the epoles will come. I would anything for you)
Three things that I keep in my wallet. ID, Credit Card, Money. And what people notice about me within the first hour is the Im very up front about, and that I have extensive knowledge the areas of science and medican. Well hope I didnt waste your time, this is the first time I tried meeting someone like this so try to be nice :) Did I do ok? Robert

(Robert, you did just fine. But I'm a little worried you didn't take your medican today. FOCUS! Look at me...FOCUS!)
About me:
I am pretty and attractive cuddleable doll, honest, smart, loyal, sweet, seeking a loving, wise, profectional man to be best friend. I do not like to chart, because I can not type fast.will reply email/I am not a member

About the one I'm looking for:
he is handsome, wise, loving, sweet, none smoker, drienker, honest, loyal, loves children, keep family in first place.

My idea of the perfect first date:
hhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaa vvvvvvvvvv eeeeeeeeeee nnnnnnnnn oooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiii ddddddddddd eeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaa

My perception of an ideal relationship:
aaaaaaaaa lllllll lllllllll wwwwwww aaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyy ssssss hhhhhhh aaaaaaaaa pppppppp pppppppppp yyyyyyyyy

What I've learned from my past relationships:
kkkkkk eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee ppppppppp ffffffff aaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmm iiiiiiiii lllllllll yyyyyyyyy in fffffff iiiiii rrrrrrrr sssssss ttttttt pppppp llllllll aaaaaaa ccccccc eeeeeeeeee

(A profectional man is hard to find these days, especially one who drienks. And you don't need to be a skilled typist to chart, there are several software programs that make it a snap. Ha ha, I mean, what can't technology do for you these days?.......don't answer that)
Am a hardworking woman,caring,loving,God fearing,respectful en committed HAVE A MINIMUM LEVEL OF EDUCATION OF COLLEGE DIPLOMA AND SO ADVENTUROUSREADY TO TAKE RESPONSIBLE OF MA KIDS.

(Those MA kids are in good hands, kudos. I'm so glad to make your acquaintance, my last date didn't come adventurousready)
38yr old aspiring "writer"(In reality,everyday worker-drone),avant-garde bohemian,rugged adventurer looking for a woman that can/will "put up with my Poop".I am caring,supportive,affectionate and emotional (all within reason) and I'm seeking a woman that is the same or similiar.I like to keep the "drama" to minimum and I hope you do TOO.Race is NOT an issue with me and neither are a few extra pounds.Kids are ,of course,OK too.I'm entering the 2nd third of my life and I'd like to meet someone that with take trip with me...is that YOU?

(Of course kids are OK! That's assumed when searching for dates. In fact, they're encouraged! It's a no-brainer my caring, supportive and emotional (all within reason) numnut. Kids put up with da poop, too)
Hello, my name is Lance. If I chance to happen to sound like an arrogant, self-engorged mirror-viewer, please forgive give me - I'm a recovering male-stripper! I haven't dated female ones before. So, I don't know if it's the same. OK, here we go: "I know that you're out there. I can only hope that some day we are to meet". How's that for simplicity? Are you partial to creativity? Embellish wittyness, confidence and have respect for yourself? Do you radiate like a bright star adorning the midnight sky from within? Do you like your bathwater being poured for you each morning after your breakfast (and a "sizzler") in bed? Do you know that it is Fort Worth that is in Texas? Like Peter Frampton's '70s classic, "Do You Feel, Feel Like I Do" that this tool should only be used as part of a diversified dating portfolio (not the whole opportunity)? Do you have a sense of humor which can dish smiles out as well as receive them? Does an evening with Gordon Lightfoot bring out the "Your Beautiful" in you? Are you a "babe" that doesn't begin each sentence with the word, "like"? Can you focus away in intrigue from your high school clique long enough see past a photo? Do you love your mother and father? Could you support a military man if called to active duty USN? Could you adore my cat, Calvin? If so, I respectfully request permission to responsibly get to know you.

(Like, permission denied...are you self-engorged? Put that away, pronto)
I'm sincere, honest, generous and hard-working. I like to work hard, play hard, and relax hard. I like to share quiet evenings at home, conversing over cocktails, as well as dining out occasionally. I'm also a good listener. In essence, I would like to hang out with a cool, stimulating person.

PatheticPersonals.com | Working hard and
playing hard are not enough; you must relax hard     After an exhausting day of working HARD and playing HARD, relax HARD with the Cool Stimulator 5000 XRL. Enjoy the ultimate power nap after you converse HARD over cocktails. Order HARD today!

HARD!

just lookin .5 I love kids. Ilike strong independent men that have jobs and their own cars. that dont ask woman to give them shit. Or ask to be driven around as if we're a taxi.

(Funny, I never ask my women to give me shit)
I am a single mom with one child,going to school for teaching degree. I work full time with children and love to cook. I'm very dependible and loving person. I love to dance, be in arms of a loved one. Very outgoing, down to earth. My bad habits are I'm stright froward, trying to tone it down. Love to laugh and make people laugh. I enjoy going out with friend and family. I am a family women.

(Hope you get that teaching degree! Allow me to be sright froward, my perfect little family women: tell me where you end up teaching so I can keep my children as far away as possible)
I am open to new ideas and interests. I am a Consultant for Creative Memories and teach scrap booking. I retired from United Airlines May 2003 and bought a home in Lexington Ky. I have no living children.

(Yowza...I uh)
About me:
I just like to have fun. I loving swimming trying to play golf. I work as a lifeguard and a day care provider. I am a full time student at wallawalla community in clarkston. I was 19 whenI had my son. He is the coolist. I like to meet new people and getting as much free time as I can. I like to cuddle and talk about what ever.I can be funny at times.I am seeking those things not in that order. And not all right away.Kids and getting marryed can be freacky. Or any guy useing me to get to my kid need to get a life.

What I've learned from my past relationships:
Will never again date a guy that does drugs, and never date who hasn't finish high school and some that want me for me and not what I could give them. I never want to be used again.


(I'm glad you've set some standards, gotta have that high school diploma to hang with this lady, awww jeeeya! Kids and getting married can be freaky? Count me in 'cause I like to get muh freak on. Keep trying the golf, it'll come)
Marital Status: Single
Children: I have no kids
Occupation Description: Female Presenter

What I've learned from my past relationships:
Last time my relation not working very well, i've been cheated by him, and finally i found that he is that kind playboy.


PatheticPersonals.com | Hugh's that
kind playboy     I really am kind. Really, I am.

What up dammies! I'm a funny guy. Laugh. Ok, I can be funny though or so I've been told. However, I am a civil engineer and so sometimes I start talking about all sorts of bs that noone else really would give a flip about. I am a vegetarian. You don't have to be one - it doesn't bother me, every individual makes their own choices in life. I disagree with the Iraqi situation and George Bush. I like going out to clubs and seeing live music. I like to run. There's a lot more I can say, but we need something to discuss over dinner. -Peace-

PatheticPersonals.com | Watch out, Franken     Shut up! I said, shut up! Shut up! I mean it, shut up! Shut the--stop talking! You idiot! Shut up!...Shut up? Yes, shut up! -Peace-

im 20 years old im a firefighter full time. love to relax,and have fun.love romantic diners and eveings. like to work out. i love kids. i plan on being in the same career for the rest of my life.might finish up collage just in case i get hurt and cant do firefighting any more. like romantic diners and eveings likes kids. likes having fun and taking drive just for fun mustlike all types of music. a woman whos looking for a seriuos relationship. must like to go out with groups as well as alone dates

PatheticPersonals.com | Hugh has a soft
'spot' for firefighters     I'd suggest group dates.
At romantic diners, of course.

i am an 18 year old guy who can not spell but got good grades in math and phisics. i like a girl who is fun and out going, who would like to get romantic. i personly like to hold and be with a person who likes to cuttle. they should know how to swim or a person who is active. i am shy and like to hove good comversations with others. in march i am leaving for the NAVY as an ELECTRICIAN'S MATE in the NUCLEAR FIELD.

(As LONG as you're LEAVING)
nice to bea with fun out goiung love to talk. going to collage to get my nursing degree loveto be aro;und people. love to help out when i can

(Nurse, oh nurse! I'm gonna needs LOTS more morphine. You love to help just a little too much)
SHY AND LONLY

im a truck driver unemployed right know but i have come off the road to drive localy..willing to go back on the road with right peson fun energenic and love to make love in every possible way.


(Including 500 miles apart)
I work in customer service answering phones all day, it drives my nuts sometimes but the pay's really good :)

(I drove nuts for a while but it didn't pay so good. What's your secret? Oh, you're a skank. Ok, got it)
About me and who I'd like to date
I'M A 21 YR OLD MALE. JUST ARRIVE IN CUBA, FROM CHICAGO, IL. IN THE NAVY. HOPING TO FIND A SWEET WOMAN TO SPEND TIME WITH. HOBBIES INCLUDE SCUBA DIVIVNG, SPORTS, AND MUSIC. I HAVE TWO CATS, TWO DOGS, AND ONE HORSE BACK IN THE STATES. I WILL BE IN CUBA FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS. LOVE TO TRAVEL, WOULD LOVE TO SEE JAMMACA OR PURTO RICO.


(Jammaca me sad)
A whats up everyone ? Well let me tell u about myself. I live in the burbs of chicago loved to all types of things like working out , shopping and love to snowbaord. Very fun guy to hang out with and have a a great personality. Well i got to school and work. Im going to a mechainc school to be come a Porsche mechainc i have about two more months it been a dream for a long time.

(Everyone remain calm, don't painc. Whatever you do, don't painc, he's a mechainc. Your Porsche will be fixed in about two months)

I work at a dealership also and it s blast. I loved to snowboard and do writing and worl on cars as u can tell . Its always weird talking about yourself so i will leave it here but if theres something u want to know just asked hope to chat with u later : )

(You do some killer writing, do it some more)
I love to be close, holding hands etc. Iam very visual. and love to look into your eyes. Iam tired of mean people. I am a six generation cherry Farmer who is building a First Class Golf- RV-Resort. in Northern Michigan. I also love to be out and about seeing new things. Home is good but only if we are working on having kids haha.well that should be enough for now .Traveling is a must..Iam going to buy my first Motorcoach soon. I live in a log home that I built my self. Hope you are the one for life oh sex is a must lol..at least 50% of a relationship, you must stay bonded in my mind stay close to each other and do what ever it takes to make the other person feel fullfilled bye. Do you like to ride horses? Some one who care about family, some one who knows what it take to have things, (hard worker).High maitance well I love to spoil but you have to deserve it not just expect it, I have had my share of users.. done with that. It is a 50-50 thing if you do somthing for me it will come back double fould. some one who loves kids (have a few of our own)!!!!

(50-50? I'm thinking more 100-0; You're 100, I'm 0)
 

 

Featured PPs | How to PP | Classic PP Quotes | Pathetic Proverbs | Diary of Alexis Nexis | Vocab

 

©2009 Pathetic Personals. All rights reserved.
patheticpersonals@gmail.com