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About me and who I'd like to date
I want to thank all of you for your support and your concerns it won't be long now before the baby is here. I enjoy your emails I'm not really dating at this time I need to start prepareing for my son. Check back in a few months when I am myself again. I look forward to dating.
(I look forward to dating you as well. What I don't look forward to is six months without sex 'cause yer giner's all tore up)
"Adventerous Gal seeking Gentlemen"
About me and who I'd like to date
I am 22 years old, I am a full time student going for medical transcription and have til June 2004 to get done. I have a 15 month old boy and one that due in August. Yes, I am pregnant. But that shouldn't mean you wouldn't want to talk or be with me!!! RIGHT!! Anyways, I am open-minded to alot of things and very adventerous. When not pregnant, I like the bar scene but not too often. I am VERY big on family. I like to do the family things. I love the outdoors especially fishing! Anyways, I am looking first for someone to talk to and get to know, and if things are great than maybe more. Like I said I am very open-minded. Hope to meet you soon!
(I hear ya. When I'm not pregnant, I like walks on the beach, bungee jumping, giving birth...wait, no that IS when I'm pregnant. I get confused sometimes. You know how it is)
I have 2 children and am currently pregnant they al have the same father it seems when i get pregnant he feels the need to go lay up with someone else therefore i am through dealing with it. so i placed this ad which is why right now my body is considered as thick. The only thing i ask a man to do is not lie to me if i ask you if you cheated and you did just say so i won't necessarily leave but it's better if you tell me than if i find out. I prefer that if i am still with you i should have the choice of knowing you are with someone and being ok with it rather than being lied to. I do not like people who are not on time If i need to be somewhere at 10 don't come to my house at 9:59 and think it is ok I like to be on time and i dislike being made to wait. the smell of smoke irritates me so i don't like people who smoke. I don't want to taste it when i kiss a person that is a turn off. I am easy to get along with I don't ask for much and i am not looking for anyone to take care of my kids i've been doing it so don't think i am a gold digger trying to find someone to help
More about her match:
a man with sense enough to know when he does wrong he will fix it instead of letting it fix itself. knows when to draw the line between something that is funny and when they are taking it to far.
(Speaking of taking things too far...)
do you think pregnant women are sexy??
(That's a rhetorical question, right?)
Age: 19
Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
hi to anyone readin this, my name is danielle i am 18 and im just 8 weeks away from havin my first child. apart from that i am a fun lovin girl who enjoys the beach, movies, going out clubbin- but i am also a girl who loves havin a cosy saturday night at home suggling up to watch i video and eat pizza.
the type of guy i go for doesnt have to be good lookin or smart but i do go for guys who like to play sports, enjoys the beach and is little romantic. so if you find me interestin please write back, but if you dont ill understand. thanks heaps for readin :)
(On no, the heaps are all mine)
I HAVE PIERCINGS. I LIKE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS. I LIKE CHEESE. I LOVE HOTELS AND NO I WILL NOT DO U AT ONE. I PICK MY NOSE. I LIKE WEIRD PEOPLE. I LIKE GUYS WHO WEAR EYE SHADOW. I USE TO HAVE A CAT THAT WOULD PUKE AND RUN. I LIKE TO HANG OUT AT THE MALL. I HATE SPIDERS. I DONT NO WUT ELSE TO SAY. SO IF U WANNA NO THEN JUST ASK. OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT AND IF U DONT WANNA TALK TO ME CUZ I AM THEN FORGET YOU BC U R PROLLY A BIG UGLY NERD ANYWAYS. BYE!
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"want a new freind?"
What do you do for fun?
normally i would go out to clubs and bars and stuff, but i am pregnant now so i just go to movies and hang with freinds! i love to read...love the beach..just having a good time..oh yah and i just moved here so..i have no idea where to go..lol
About me and who I'd like to date
lets see wht do i say here...well when i first put up my profile on this thing i was looking for someone to date...i have met some people...but not the one... i would like to meet a freind..someone that is cute,and u know if u are cute or not.. i want them to be funny and nice and fun to hang with, and who doesnt care tht im pregnant...but who knows if we click we click.......and to realize, that if they have kids of their own or have alot going on and are like more than an hour away that it may not work since they are so busy and i would like for them to come where i live first...and also i dunno where ill be going in june...but i wont mind staying somehwere else if i have a reason..so give me a chance...oh by the way im 6 months pregnant and planning on having the child adopted...so anyway..let me know what u think, and if u want a current pic just ask...
(I'd like a picture, thanks. And could I have a picture of the placenta, too? Look, it's just a fetish, get over it)
"INSTANT FAMILY"
What do you do for fun?
Anyone out there looking for an instant family?
I'm 5 mo. pregnant with a baby girl and have a 3 year old daughter. I'm Financially secure. would like to meet someone who's looking more than just dating. (theres no father in the picture.)
About me and who I'd like to date
I'm 5'2" I like men who aren't much taller than me. I'm very spontaneous, and fun I love doing stuff with my kids, we all enjoy pets we have horses, cats, and 1 house dog. I'm looking for something long term, must be good natured, fun, and love kids and animals. I like doing alot of things together but do not want to be smothered. No jealous, over possesive men allowed. I'm not into entertaining or visiting. I like to keep busy and I like a guy who is always ready to go. NO COUCH POTATOES!!!!!!!!
(Because I'll be the one with my ass on the couch. Get me my fucking pickles and ice cream!)
"Pregnant Woman Looking for Love"
I am a: 19 yr old woman
located in: Francestown, , United States
About me and who I'd like to date
I'm a fun, energetic girl...I want to take things a little slow and easy for now, but I'm willing to find romance. It'll take a pretty great guy for me to want to take that next step with because I'm pregnant now and that's something that'll have to be accepted. I don't want anyone that doesn't like children and doesn't have an open mind.
Interests
for fun:
I just love to have fun! I'm a book and quiet person, but I'm also a "lets go dancing and be loud!" kinda person... I'm a Wizard of Oz and Monsters Inc freak...just because I'm all grown up doesn't mean I don't enjoy being a kid!
(Or makin' 'em!)
favorite things:
Wizard of Oz, Monsters Inc, I love Lucy. Oh man, those are all the best! Homemade chips paired with homemade salsa...eaten as a meal, not a snack... kiwi, and kisses. I absolutely LOVE kisses and cuddles.
(And makin' babies!)
last read:
My Sweet Audrina by V.C. Andrews. I've read it atleast 10 times...it's the greatest book! It's suspense, mystery, and just plain insane to read.
If I knew then what I know now...oh man would life be different! I would have dated around, instead of putting myself into 1 serious relationship at all times...and I would have joined the Navy, like I had planned.
(But I still woulda kept makin' babies. Definitely more babies)
Im nine months pregnant, Im due july 6th. I cant wait. Im lookin for a guy that will be there for me but also for my son, but not as his father figure for now. Im lookin fora guy that likes to go out and have fun with me but also wants to go out with his friends also and do the same. I want him to be somewhat romantic but not a guy thats all mussy. I hate that!! I like a guy that does things for me sometime but not all the time. I guess i like being more independent then most wemon. I want a guy that has a good head on his shoulders and also has a good job, because i have a great job as an LPN and i want the same in a guy i would be with.
(And for the first date, she'd like you to go ahead and meet her in the delivery room. Don't get all mussy, she hates that)
Ok, Im tired of being lonely, I want a guy that is sweet loves to cuddle and wouldnt mind just having a night in each others arms. but i do like to go out dont get me wrong. oh yea i almost foregot i am 6 months pregnant. but im putting him up for adoption so dont use that as an excuse not to mail me. ;) im a great listener and a great person to bitch and whine to so if u ever need to get off ur chest how dumb your boss is im the right person. i know people just need to vent they have to unload their problems on somebody im just the friendly stranger that is willing to listen to it!! lol write me !!
(She almost forgot...almost)
"Pregnant Women Welcome"
About me and who I'd like to date
Unable to have children on my own and willing to take chance on a women who is already pregnant. Have house and yard that needs someone to leave things laying around.
Determined but knows when to ask for and/or accept help (I can). Knows her limits and tries to expand them when she can.
(Speaking of limits, are there any limits as to how creepy you can sound?)
About me and who I'd like to date
Well, I'm recently single! I'm also 5mo. pregnant right now, with my first child. I'm not looking for a father for my baby it has one, but I need someone for me.I'm a very easy person to get along with.I'm not snobby or mean! I am a christian, I go to church, but I dont push my beliefs on others.
(Hell, not even on myself)
About me and who I'd like to date
I am a 20 yr. old girl looking for fun. I am currently pregnant with my first child, A little girl. She is due April 9th. I am not sure if I am wanting to jump into relationships, but I think it is more for a friendship and see what happens from there.
My ideal match? Well I really cant say. I want someone who will treat right. Someone who will be caring and loving and always there for everything. I want to spend as much time as possible with him. But also have "breathing" room. Looks arent completely important, I am more about the person. I want to be able to have fun together out or just spend time cuddling.
(And while we're cuddling, slip that baby maker in me--unprotected of course)
Want to Chat with a Mommy to be
Age: 19
Location: Hamilton, Georgia, United States
Essay:
Well,I like meeting new people and making friends for a lifetime I like to go sky diving and bugee jumping and go out and have fun. I am 11 weeks pregnant with twins so my life is kinda sad because i have nobody to share it with yet
(Perhaps you can share the great news with your "bugee" instructor. Remember to cross your arms in case you land on the fetus)
About me and who I'd like to date
Well as ive been told by many friends, im a very down to earth person, and very easy going, i try not to take the petty things in life so seriously, although i do know when to be serious. Im 5'7 long light brown hair, and what ive been told, bedroom blue eyes. My pic doesnt do me much justice but hey it works! And just so everyone knows, im currently 34 almost 35 weeks pregnant, if you want to know more on that subject just ask im more than willing to answer!
(Perfect, I have my list of questions right here. First, are you experiencing morning sickness? Second, may I place my hand on your belly as the baby kicks? And question the third: what the fuck?)
"I'ts ME"
(It's YOU!)
What do you do for fun?
I'm going to be graduating from high school this year, pretty excited about that. I was planning on going away to college, but I will be attending college in Marinette now because I am pregnant.
About me and who I'd like to date
I'm just out looking to meet new people. Im ALWAYS looking to have a good time. I can't say that enough. I've never really had any serious relationships, it never works out that way. I would like to find someone that i can just go out and have a good time with doing whatever. Not necessarily something too too serious. But whatever happens happens. I'm very easy to get along with, and I fit in with all different types of people. I enjoy doing almost anything, and am always up to trying new things.
(Like pregnancy)
My interest are animals. I wanted to be a vetanary nurse when I was a little girl, and I did go to an animal college but I had to leave because I fell pregnant with my little girl.
(Nice work making pregnancy sound like a communicable disease)
i am 23 years old, with 2 girls ages 2 and 1 and expecting another baby in January, hope the right man is out there for me please respond in the next 48 to 72 hours
(It's good to set deadlines. Unfortunately, I've checked my inbox a few hours too late. Please, please, could you extend the deadline? Come on, we need to start making more babies as soon as you have this next one; one for each year)
im a chiller........ who only likes to get crump in da clubs..... other than that im really focused on my school work right now ... its gonna lead me to big places.......im a very serious person ....... probably because im pregnant at the moment....... but hey its ok because i know i will be the mother for my child. So guys if you have a problem with chicks with kids get over it its not that bad..... if not then .... umm you know what to do!!!!!
(You mean get chicks pregnant? Help me out here)
"love, easy and calm to her who love him."
Interests
for fun:
i love watching movies,cooking african dishes,fishing,taking a long walk, traveling to places and i love working.i love to walk with pregnant woman that i enjoy very much.
(You had me until that last sentence there, bro. Do you walk with women who are not pregnant? Do you enjoy loose women? Oh I get it, every nine months you get a new lady. And you walk with her. And you love her. And you creep her the hell out)
"im just too lonely these days!!"
I am a: 19 yr old woman
located in: Fairborn, Ohio, United States
What do you do for fun?
well i used to be an adult entertainer but now im pregnant so now im just the doorgirl there. i love to dance and before i got pregnant i loved to drink. but now i spend my spare time sleepin or shoppin.
About me and who I'd like to date
im cheerful always friendly and fun-to-be-around. im very easygoin and i really dont like to be the one makin choices.
(Like when to take the pill)
i'll try anything once.
(Or twice, or three times...or until I get pregnant)
i admit my eyes and my butt are tied for the best on my body. i am currently 5-6 months pregnant.
he has to taller than me somewhat strong but not like arnold swchn-whatever i like um buff. a romantic but not so much its disgusting. he has to like cuddling and once in a while stayin in and ordering food. since im pregnant he has to think thats sexy even if i dont and he has to rub my belly when i ask him to. i dont drive so he has to. he has to bring me roses at least once. (ive never gotten roses before on a date).
(Don't worry, that baby will fill that void)
"Fun, Attractive...What more could you want?"
(Pregnant, definitely pregnant)
body type: Athletic and toned
height: 2' 11" (90.0 cms)
What do you do for fun?
I love animals. I am pregnant at the moment but don't let that scare you...
About me and who I'd like to date
Ummmm... I'm fun and attractive and would like to meet someone i could get along easily with. I'm perfectly fine with just haging out. I don't like a relationship to move to fast tho. My date/friend has to love animals and beable too accept my moods on different days.
(You know, at first your pregnancy scared me, but then I came to realize it had the opposite effect--it soothes me, it comforts me, it completes me. Wanna hag?)
About me and who I'd like to date
I like guys who put effort into the woman they're with. I also love it when they don't take their woman for granted. I don't even know what more to type... I don't want to your typical cheesy essay.... ooh! i love long walks on the beach....Blah blah blah. Boring. I just want a genuinely nice guy. I am also 3 mos pregnant...Scared you enough? I'm not looking for a father. If you want to contact me and want a response email
(No, you haven't scared me enough. I want you to tell me it's my father's baby)
"Cute Southern Gal"
About me and who I'd like to date
UPDATE***Just to let everyone know, I am pregnant...due in April. It is a baby that I want very much. I am still single, but I come as a package now. I know this pretty much ruins my dating life, but I'm hoping there's someone out there that is okay with this******I'm very outgoing and energetic. Always full of smiles. I've got lots of love to give. Family is very important to me and it would have to be important to the person I'm with. I'd like to meet a man who knows what he wants and has the drive and ambition to get it accomplished.
(I know what I want. I want to be the next guy to get you pregnant)
About me and who I'd like to date
Honestly, I'm looking for a cool guy to hang out with when I'm bored, cuddle with, kiss, whatever, but who can just listen and be a good friend if I need it. I'm pregnant, just so ya know, but I'm single and just looking for someone to be close to. If more than friendship comes about, then that's awesome, but for now, I'm not looking for any sort of serious commitment... just an awesome friend and cuddle buddy! =0)
(Cuddle buddy sounds perfect, but just remember, you can't spoon me--too much pregnant tum tum!!)
UPDATE: I am currently 8 months pregnant. I am blessed. :-) I am NOT looking for somone to rescue me. I have never felt more confident and empowered in my life. Bathing suit pic was taken Labor day 5.5 months pregnant. Last pic was taken in November. All pics are within the past 6 months.The baby's father is not in my life nor will he be in my chlds. UPDATE: My beautiful healthy baby is HERE! What a wonderful wonderful world.
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What do you do for fun?
For fun I like to work on cars, I love to go dancing, I wanna find someone with a horse because I love to go horse babck riding, hanging out with friends and go camping( basically anything outdoors).
About me and who I'd like to date
First I would like you to know that I am pregnant and due in August but other than that I am a very outgoing person with a good sense of humor and I would love to date someone who can have a intelectual conversation but at the same time be laid back. A man who knows the oppropriate situations when to say and do whats on his mind. A mature and responsible man who knows how to take care of himself and his belongings.
(Yeah, about my belongings...I'm moving out. I just can't step up and be a father. We'll have an intellectual conversation about that later)
I enjoy the outdoors, listen to all kinds of music, love spending time with friends and family, go out to club/bars every once in awhile, dancing you name it i'll try it, did I mention i enjoy the outdoors, especially the beach, never really done this before, wanted to see how it works since some of my friends do this and see what happens. Also I'm not into games, I am currently divorced, and I am a soon to be mom, for those of you who dont get it, yes I am currently pregnant, and if you dont like it then Im not for you
(Don't get me wrong, I like pregnancy. In fact, I think it's even necessary. But I don't really like it in my prospective dates)
"I'm looking for friendship first."
I am a: 25 yr old woman
located in: Newport News, Virginia, United States
What do you do for fun?
I love movies,walking the beach in the evenings,playing cards,bowling,playing pool.I love slow dancing mostly,especially when its from a song sung by the Eagles.I have a lot of oldie favorites starting from the 60's.I'll let you know when I hear it.
About me and who I'd like to date
I have a son who will be 2 in may.I see him every other wednesday or so.I'm also due with my second child in April.The father of this baby is in jail for over 6 yrs or longer and I won't be going back to him because of what he's in jail for.We found out I was pregnant a wk before he had to leave.I'm lonely and want someone who is planning on having a family.I have started one but it's not complete.I'm looking for a man who:Loves walks on the beach in the evenings,loves to enjoy life with the simple things.Can communicate on a regular basis.Doesn't have trust issues.I'm looking for attention but also want room to breath.I believe that a relationship will last long when you're truthful,trustworthy and communication is the key.I have an open personality,where if you want to know anything about me,just ask.It's hard to begin to explain "me" when I don't know where to begin exactly.So,if you want to know anything else about me,just ask. Oh,ya.I almost forgot.I dispise most pornography.It turns me OFF!!
(But makin' babies with prisoners, A-OK!)
I'm looking for a man who's not in a rush to get married.Who likes to go with the flow.Who doesn't mind pets (Dogs/cats).Who loves kids.Who likes to travel,go camping and go places.I want a man who likes to cuddle and watch a good movie.And doesn't mind watching a chick-flick every once in a while.I want a man who has a good personality and sense of humor.A man who has a dry personality or sense of humor,I don't get it most of the time and I don't have any fun.I want a man who excepts an out going personality-that's me!........Basically,I'm looking to be happy and enjoy life with a man who does too.I'm not looking for a man who's perfect but a man who can love and respect me and my kids.Have a nice day/evening.
(Thanks for including the evening option in your farewell--it just so happens I checked this at night! I'm going to go weep for humanity now. Have a terrific morning/noon/night!)
"Fun loving mom-to-be"
I am a: 19 yr old woman
located in: Brookville, Ohio, United States
About me and who I'd like to date
I live with my mother and share expenses. I work full time at a nursing home on 2nd shift. I am currently pregnant with a baby boy. I have been married and are currently seperated. Divoced to-be. I would like to meet someone who likes to have fun and doesn't flirt around with every girl they see, who doesn't cheat, or like to go to bars or drink. I want someone who is kind of a family man. Someone who will not be gone all the time running around with his friends while I am at work, if we ever got serious. Also, someone who likes kids, considering Im going to be a mom in May.
(If you need help reading your "divoce" papers, holla)
About me and who I'd like to date
i ma a really nice person i like 2 have fun with my gurls and friends i am a cuban gurl i came 2 the united states in 1999 i ma single now into i got pregnant i have a little gurl her name is esperanza(hope) she is 4 months and i love her with all my heart for me my baby goes first she is a really good gurl she is a sweet heart she was bgorn in 2003 september,25 ... i like 2 date somebody that is really smart and not a liyer (a really honest ) guy >>:) i ma sorry but i dont got anythging else 2 say u ask me laterz if u wanna know something else>>>>>aiight
well the kind of person that i am looking for has to be really honest and responsible and has to love my daughter has to be not to fatt or skinny in the midddle u know that how probably i well like my date and i am looking foir a man that is between age's 20 and 25....anyways that's about the kind of person i am looking for if there is something that i didn't put in and u wanna know about ask me u may :)-*
(I ma speechless. Gurl, you fatt)
About me and who I'd like to date
I'm a little shy and can take some time to warm up to others, but once you break though the ice with me, you will find a good friend that is always willing to help out a fellow human being. I've just come out of a very painful marriage and still trying to gather myself. Which will be a little more difficult than your standard break-up. You see, I must mention you guys, that I'm 6mo. pregnant, but good news, the doctors tell me it not contagious and I'll be back to normal in no time. I also have a great sense of humor. I'm not looking for a replacement daddy, just looking for a good friend to bond with. Someone to make me feel a little wanted. Oh! Yeah! I'm also very cute. Cuter than your average princess.
I'm looking for someone to make me laugh. I love being around that one person that is always the life of the party. Someone who is not going to walk out at the first sign of trouble. It's important to me, to have a strong physical attraction to my partner so, you must be good looking.
(You heard me! Even though I'm bloated, swollen and irritable from pregnancy, you gotta have a six pack. Look, it's just important to me)
"good as they get"
I am a: 20 yr old woman
located in: Searcy, Arkansas, United States
What do you do for fun?
I enjoy shopping, working, and just hanging out with my friends~! Now I'm getting ready to be a mom I'm six months pregnant~single mother isn't really what I expected~but~! So I come with a little boy soon!
About me and who I'd like to date
Hey~I'm 20 single mother to be, I live in Indiana but soon to move back to Searcy! I'm looking for someone to just be cool with. Single and baby on the way probably isn't going to get anyones attention but it's worth a try I can be a blast I promise! Well thats about it!
(That's all? This really sounds too good to be true. You really are as good as they get. And by "they" I mean 20-year-old, toothless prostitutes from Searcy, Arkansas)
What do you do for fun?
i love to be spontanious...i absalutly desire to party with the people i love the most "my friends"...i cant wait untill i graduate. i dnt know how tall i am in cm so i just left it but i am 5'7.
About me and who I'd like to date
i am me wat can i say i can be very out goin and very shy at the same time...i absalutly despise guys who think that they can get into my pants after one week i mean if u can care for me then you can wait until im ready....you dnt need to worry about getting pregnant now do u. i wanna meet an awsome guy who actualy has feelings and doesnt just think about wats in his pants.
(Oh but that really is my wallet in my pocket. I'm not excited to see you)
Looking For a friend
Age: 20
Location: Jacksonville, Florida, United States
Essay:
I am trying to get out of a bad relationship of 2 years. I need someone to hang out with that doesn't mind children. I have a 8 mo old son and 3 months pregnant. Im not looking for a serious relationship just someon to help me though this rough time. I have a baby sitter but they are only available from 5 to 12 pm. So if you like to hang out it has to in that time.
(What if I slipped the babysitter a little somethin-somethin...could we stay out past midnight?! Shit, nevermind...just remember I hate kids)
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