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Am 5'10"blown eyes, black hair single no kid i have some collage. I work alot doesn't smoke am socially drink like to cooking,dinning out,movies,sport,theater, reading, poem,and anything fun and romance.I have a good sense of humor, down to earh, honesty,independent, thustworthy, and thuthful. If you are looking for a man with these qualities.

Am looking for some one between 5'0& 6'0 single doesn't smoke like cooking,dinning out, movies,sport, theater,reading poem,and anything fun and romance.

p.s Am looking for a woman with a little freaky in her.

Let's go to the highlights! 1) His eyes are "blown". 2) He has some collage. It's a pretty collage. 3) He is "socially drink" 4) He's not fond of poetry in general, but simply poem. 5) The man is thuthful. Completely. 6) If you are looking for a man with his qualities...please do not finish your thoughts.

They say that brain surgury changes a person forever. In my case I'd have to say that I've found a renewed belief in God, feel very lucky to have been given a second chance. Its as if God is keeping me around to be someone special to someone special. Its hard to explain, but I laugh more often, an when I do its more real. The job I do [ drive hi lo ] helps keep me feeling, looking, an acting young. A week or so ago I told a new gal how old I am, an her response was, I don't picture you as 50 anything. Someone close to my age would be nice, but since I feel so good, someone 40 plus or minus 5 years would be fine also. Like writting but am not sure how much space is allowed. I like most anything that has to do with the outdoors. Am a one woman man who is looking for a one man woman who's got some spit an vinager in her. If you think you are her, don't be shy, write Darn, didn't know this part was here. O. K.

More about their match:
If you have young kids, this is how I feel. As long as you're not out of control, your kids won't be eather, besides kids help a person think, act, an feel young. Kinda perfer someone who has older kids, but younger kids could be O. K. What is highly perferred is that you have kids. What I've seen so far in life is that those of us who have kids have an unseen bond that bonds us together. Its not a must though. If you smoke, you need to want to quit. That way we can work on quiting together. Most people like swimming, snorkeling, canoeing, water in general, an star gazing, so that shouldn't be hard to find. I've been a hunter since about seven years old, though I now only hunt deer, an most of that is with a bow. Someone who hunts would be great, someone who understands an excepts that that is what I do in the fall is almost a must. Heck, you can always come with. Its very common to see deer an other wildlife while sitting at the kitchen table of my camper up north. My 20 acres is in the middle of nowhere so to speak 20 miles northeast of a town called Gaylord. There again, if ya think we can hit it off, for say the rest of our lives? Don't be shy, write. If not, Good luck in your search, an God Bless

Let's go to the highlights! 1) He's had brain surgery. 2) Since his surgery, his laughing has been more "real." 3) [ Driving hi lo ] keeps him feeling, looking and acting young. 4) He'd perfer a woman with spit and vinagar in her. 5) He'd perfer a woman with older kids, but younger kids are in fact alright. 6) He truly believes most people like water in general. 7) He also believes that water is not that difficult to find. 8) When he hunts, feel free to come with.

About Me:
Well,all i can say that i'm a simple lady having a long black hair.I'm friendly,loving,hone st, understanding,easygo ing,adventurous,kind ,thoughtfu l,responsible enough.I'm a type of person that sensitive,talkative.I'm approchable.I like to have many friends co'z i'm so friendly.

About the one I'm looking for:
I want my date is more on talking just to know him more about his background.I want also a candle liht dinner w/ him and my parents so that he will know me alot.

My perception of an ideal relationship:
I want my boyfriend must tell me the truth.all co'z i will tell him also about me.he will love me and expept me of what and who i am in person not just in phsical but as a hole.

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She has a long, black hair 2) She's responsible enough 3) She has many friends co'z she's "so friendly" 4) Candle-lit dinners involve her parents 5) Get this: She wants her boyfriend to tell her the truth 6) She wants to be considered as a hole

i am a young lady who has been dumped on a lot. i am a romantic and love to be treated as if i matter. i am willing to travel but not to far. i was raised on good old fashion vaules. i have many interset such as pool...i love to go for long walks and just sit and talk to get to know someone. i love the out doors and i really love romantics. i love music and food. i love to bake things but i don't think that i am that good at it but people have told me i am. i like dogde rams and musle cars alot and nascar. i am mostly an easy going girl but i do have a temper and i will stick up for myself when i feel the need. i don't like to be lied to and i hate when i man takes you out and looks at other women. i have been hurt alot so i have a guard up but feel free to try to break it down. i look forward to hearing from anyone and i will answer any questions that anyone has about me or my add...

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She's been dumped on a lot 2) She loves to be treated as if she matters 3) She was raised on good old fashion vaules 4) She loves music and food 5) She doesn't like to be lied to 6) She hates when i man takes you out and looks at other women 7) Feel free to break down her guard

About me and who I'd like to meet
I am a single parent. I have one child who is five years old. I live with my parents. I am not a partying type of person. I don't do bar scenes. I am a christen and my religion is Baptist. I am recently divorced. I am an honest person. I work full time and I don't have enough money to go out all the time. I am pretty much a home body. I hardly go any where. I am not looking for a serious relationship right now.

More about Home Body's match:
I don't want a man that thinks that sex is the main nerve of a relationship. So if your are a sex happy person, please do not respond. Also, because of my ex-husband, I do have an STD. That is all I am saying on that for now. So please feel free NOT TO RESPOND if you can't except that. I am not a big religious kind of person, but I do believe in Jesus Christ and Heaven. I like to go to movies, and I like going camping when it is not storming, I like to go bowling, reading books, and just sitting at home with my family. I would like to start going back to church but that will come in to play when God wants that to happen.

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She lives with her parents 2) She is recently divorced 3) She is a "christen" but her religion is Baptist 4) She has an STD, but refuses to elaborate on the issue 5) She invites you to "feel free NOT TO RESPOND" 6) She is not religious, but believes in Jesus Christ and Heaven 7) She'll go camping, but not when it rains 8) It's not in God's plan for her to attend church

Newly separated/ alone 4 much longer. Lookin 4 much more than what I'v had. Lookin 4 intimacy (emotional & physical), fun, friendship, passion & more.Lookin 4 a man who wants a true friend, some1 2 do things with, spend time with,some1 2 talk 2 about anything & everything. I want intimate romantic moments & fun wild moments.A man who's completely open & isn't afraid of intimacy & romance, or having fun & getting wild.A man not afraid of a little 'intense'. A man of passion, a man who can take control one moment & let go completely the next.I have many likes & dislikes. Luv music,Luv 2 dance, just about anything outdoors-rain or shine,Luv long walks & talks.I'm flirty, passionate,sensual,outgoing, independent,fun,soft,mushy,roma ntic & more.Told by others I'm loyal 2 a fault, a total smart-ass at times, go from sophistication & class 2 wild & sluty like most women only wish they could, I'm bold, out going, a good listener, a great friend, & I'm fun. Most men describe me as very pretty, hot/sexy,funny, intelligent, sometimes stubborn, & never easy 2 BS (even if I seem 2 be).I don't like being judged(especially without the person knowing me),being bored (doesn't mean I need 2 be entertained but if you can't have fun, can't talk 2 me, etc. then I will be bored), or feeling unwanted(there are men that want 2 be with a woman like me so why be with some1 who doesn't),I also don't like needy obsessive people. I'll try almost anything once(more if I like it).I say what I think(most of the time),I smoke & I sometimes have a pretty nasty mouth(drives people nuts)I do know how 2 speak & behave,but don't like walkin on egg shells. I can hold my own in any situation or conversation.& I Don't embarrass or offend easily.

More about her match:
I don't want a man that doesn't like to touch or be touched unless you're XXX.

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She's newly separated 2) She's looking to talk about anything and everything 3) She wants a man who's not afraid of a little "intense" 4) She has many likes and dislikes 5) She's not easy 2 BS 6) She'll try something more if she likes it 7) She doesn't want to be touched unless you're Vin Diesel

I'm pretty intellegent (but I believe that there is always room for improvement),

I've been complimented of being pretty and attractive (but all I know is that I'm just ok). I'm hysterically funny, I'm a clown because I like to be happy, also sarcastic ,though I truly don't mean to, and I'm short. Once I was told of being obviously nuts, stubborn ass, at the same time-pretty excellent, too. Now, I think that person was confused. I'm free spirited but I'm responsible and independent, (yet I AM NOT CLOSE TO PERFECTion). I've got that when I was a Non-Commisioned Officer in the Army. I like to do clean fun things specially now that I quit smoking and really couldn't drink anymore (health wise).I like to surround myself with good people, but I need my solitary at one moment each day. I can't be smothered at all times. I'm not used to it. In person I seem like a brat that is because I was, until I turned 17 when a great tragedy happened. I could be affectionate, but only when I really like the person. I'm also honest only because I don't want to be lied upon. My height is actually 5'0",and my hair color has bloned high lights, my computer was acting up earlier, my bad. But I could be 5'2" with shoes on(he! he!) Well, if you're kind, honest, polite, well mannered but not uptight( with priority straight),with common sense(activated), and doesn't actually wake up everyday thinking," I'm hurting people, today" and fiendly and well aware that we are not only human - YOU ARE ALRIGHT WITH ME. If you're not handsome and all those good stuff well, who wanted to be born ugly, nor disabled? Noone that I know of. So, I won't hold that against you. Besides, I don't care how my friends look like. More than anything--please be a really good friend and a good HUMAN BEING, loves animals, and WELL AWARE OF the fact that we're only human, polite, well mannered, intellectually intellegent not just smart-better yet- WITH COMMON SENSE, funny, CAREs ABOUT HIS OWN WELL BEING;HEALTH WISE, sarcastic;even, lives with a purpose why he's on the face of the earth. Stable( with accordance to his age) or working on getting there. Looks? who cares how your friend looks like?

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She's not close to PERFECTion 2) She can't be smothered at all times 3) She is honest because she doesn't like to be lied upon 4) She'd like someone who realizes we are "not only human" 5) She questions if anyone wanted to be born ugly... 6) She then confirms that, in fact, no one she knows wanted to be born ugly 7) Furthermore, she won't hold it against you if you are ugly 8) She'd like someone "intellectually intellegent"

More about her match:
6 ft or taller, height weight perposition, 33 yr. of age or older, non smoker whom resides in Houston. Some of my turn off are cheap dates (a movie and no popcorn), bugaboos (your name and number appears on my caller ID back to back) and guys who drive in the fast lane (he take off without me physically and emotionally) I can really appreciate a man who will open my doors, pull out my chairs, and love my second only to his mom. I want to be his best friend as well as his soul mate. When I tell him my dreams, he realizes they are my dreams and no one else's. He needs to understand that before he makes love to my body, he needs to make love to my mind first. His kiss should be moist but not wet. His touch should be soft and compassionate. When he is alone around his friends, I am neither a female dog nor a garden tool. He must understand to be worshiped as my king, he must in return treat me like his queen. I am like a flower; his love, attention and support will help me grow. But neglect, deceit, and mistrust will only kill me. Last but most important of all, he should have faith in God to be strong, so if I can't help him through his pain, God can. If you are lacking in any areas of my interest, please do not respond. Thank you in

Let's go to the highlights! 1) Your height and weight must be in correct perposition 2) When it comes to people you love, you must place her directly after your mother 3) When she tells you about her dreams, realize that they are actually hers 4) Before you have sex, you must drill a hole and fuck her in the brain 5) Your kisses must be moist but not wet! 6) When you are around your homies, don't refer to her as a "huskie" or a "trowel" 7) Thank you in

About me and who I'd like to date
I am a free spirit and I would like to meet some one whose the same. I don't like to plan or be on a schedule. I hate when people get mad at me when i change my mind. I like to be where ever it's happening at. I am very sweet and gentle. i love a man who is just as. I also love a man whose not selfish, and is willing to share. I love to share my life and time with a lot of people and I love to meet new people, so I would like to meet someone whose views are the same. I don't like a lot of drama, been there, done that. That is the past and I'd like to keep it that way. I love to laugh. Ilove to keep a smile on my face, even when i'm down. laughter is very important. i love make people laugh. I clown alot jut to get a smile. I love romantic mornings or evenings. I am very affectionate. I like it alone or in pubic. In that department I have no shame. I know that the bills have to be paid, but I love what they call quality time. It make a difference. But all and all I like to be free, free to be me.

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She wants to do what she wants, when she wants to 2) She wants a man who is not selfish and willing to share 3) She has been to drama and has done that 4) Laughter is important to her 5) She loves romantic mornings and evenings 6) She likes affection alone or in pubic 7) Apparently, not paying bills = quality time

well, some people think that I am independent, which is true, but when I am in a relationship, I like to spend time with my sweety. I love animals and kids, I wanna have a few someday hehe, I really engoy science and music, I play MANY instrumentsand I want to go to North Western Uni. in chicago after I gratuate in 2004, and if I dont get right into NWU then I'll go to rock Vally for 2 years and try to transfer. I am fun, and I like those sentimental moments, spent just sitting next to my guy with my ear on his chest and his arm around me. I love life and I am do glad that God keeps mine up and running. I also play tennis and bowling for Hononegah HS and I love every sport that I can think of!! I am looking for a gut that is a totally sweety, and isnt afriad of comitmit. I am what is known as a "care giver" so I am always around for those who need me so I like a guy that isnt afraid to talk about problems and everything. also my dad was abusive mentally and physically, and I am afraid of guys that are over powering and that drink often. So if you are still left reading, im me !!!

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She's independent, except when she's in a relationship 2) She engoys music and plays MANY instrumentsand 3) Apparently North Western Uni. is in chicago 4) She loves every sport she can think of 5) She'd like a "gut" that is a "totally sweety" and is not "afriad of comitmit" 6) Because of her availability, she is known as a "care giver" 7) She's afraid of overpowering alcoholics who are reminiscent of her abusive father

How would your best friend describe your personality? Funny out going How would you describe yourself physically? extra pounds, but muscular inside What do you do for a living? Work at a movie theater What do you like to do for fun? games, football, movies, much more What types of music move you? any music, i am not picky When are you the happiest? When i have fun When are you most at peace? libary What have you done that makes you proud? finish high school Which days of the week are best for you to meet someone? friday, saturday If you could choose a super power, what would it be? invisible What's your idea of a perfect date? movie then dinner Do you believe in love at first sight? Why or why not? yeah i do, cause it happens What are you looking for in an ideal match? nice kind lady who will love me as i love her back

What does your ideal match look like? pretty What does he/she give you on your first date? a kiss What has to happen for it to be a "perfect" date? kiss What three characteristics determine the "ideal" match? you judge that What does your perfect match do for a living? anything What hobbies and interests does your match enjoy? anything How does your match spend his/her weekends? with me :) What are his/her long-term plans for a relationship? succed What is he/she looking for in an ideal match? me

Let's go to the highlights! 1) He works at a movie theater 2) He is at peace at the libary 3) Friday and Saturday are the best days for him to meet someone 4) He believes in love at first sight because "it happens" 5) His long-term plans for a relationship is succed 6) He is muscular on the inside 7) If he could choose a super power, it would be invisibility

Well im 5'7 and doin good. No baby daddy drama or any JERRY SPRINGER TYPE stuff goin'on here.Not much more to say at this time. Well the kind of person(man)i wanna get to know has to be independent(meaning when im not around he can still go on with his day.)Needs to be able to laff at hisself from time to time. And try to keep the lyin' to a minimum.Must have a career or a job or at least lookin for work,also you MUST have a CAR. Now If u have kids thats cool.Just dont bring the drama with ya kids moms to me.

Let's go to the highlights! 1) She's doin good 2) She currently has no baby daddy drama 3) She has graciously defined the word "independent" 4) Her man must be able to laff at hisself from time to time 5) Please, if you are her person(man), try to keep lyin' to a minimum 6) Men, if you are not currently employed, please be seeking employment at the time of the first date 7) Apparently "JERRY SPRINGER TYPE stuff" has a negative connotation

Let's grab a movie from blockbuster and a bag of popcorn and sit back at your place or my place and watch a good. Hello guy's I'm a black 31 year old female looking to meet new people. I very down to earth and I don't like playing games. I am a very simple woman who dosen't ask for much. I'm also looking for a down to earth guy who is also simple. I am not looking for a man who's on the internet looking to meet women to jump in the bed with in other words a man that's a whore. So if you are looking to meet a woman who has it together and someone who likes to take long drives and who's just a fun person than I'm that woman you been looking for. This message is for BLACK MEN ONLY. If you have a women and you 2 are on bad turns than please by pass my message. If you are looking for just sex than please by pass my message, If you are looking for somebody to take care of you please by pass my message.

More about her match:
I NOT THAT WOMAN WHO WILL BE ALL IN YOUR POCKETS. BEACAUSE TRUST ME I HAVE MY OWN. I AM A GO GETTER WHAT EVER I WANT I CAN GET. SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME THAN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND I WILL GET BACK WITH YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY :-) PLEASE BE SURE TO LEAVE A NUMBER WHERE I CAN CONTACT YOU. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO LIVES FAR. I DON'T MINE DRIVING BUT HELL I'M NOT DRIVING WAY ACROSS TOWN.

The "turns" of the agreement are as follows: 1) You must live next-door 2) You must not have a women 3) BLACK MEN ONLY, please 4) You must be up for watching a good 5) You must be simple 6) You must bypass this beeatch