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How To Get The Guy. |
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Some of the Onion personals are as entertaining to read as the fake news. To be successful on the Onion scene, it would help if you had some sort of command of sarcasm or irony--or at least know the title of the last book you read. You'd better like chicks who smell like patchouli, though. |
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American Singles requires users to pay the monthly subscription simply to view incoming messages. That's right, you'll have to shell out mad cash to discover Manjeet from New Dehli has written in search of a suitable American bride. |
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Lavalife...think it's Canadian. |
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One of the few sites that is completely free, so send messages to your heart's content. Just watch out for the personality tests: You may be "The 5-Night Stand". |
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Nevermind the lawsuits, Match is top notch entertainment. The number of beach-seekers is extremely high. Of course, they're mostly located in the dust bowl. |
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Let's play 200 questions! Better secure a second mortgage, this one's gonna cost you. Not only that, but they end up picking your match (!) I suppose there is something romantic about an arranged marriage. E-harmony boils romance down to
a science...literally, it's a friggin' computer with a hard on. |
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Whether it be jokes, rants, cartoons or photos,
Humor Links is the place to go for all of your comedy needs. |
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The crime is clear, there is no evidence to hide. |
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Silence! the musical. So wrong it's right. |
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