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The Cyber Diary of Alexis Nexis

I live in Mobile Alabama and love it. I am looking for a black female that live in the Mobile Prichard alabama area. If that is you and you is looking for a good friend, look me up and let talk\.WE can talk a nd see if we can take it to a difference lever.

The difference lever is like human understanding: It cannot take place until a set of values have been adopted. Once adopted, all understanding must reflect these values. For every time the individual attempts to grasp the meaning of what has been observed it is by invoking their founding values. A process which is similar to the use of a lever which always requires a fulcrum. The lever is reason and the fulcrum is values. The lever cannot be employed without the fulcrum. Which in turn means that once a human understanding is formed (at the age of reason - seven years of age) , it is for the life of that individual. And reason can never be used to change values because the process of reason automatically invokes the values of infancy.

You need to take care of yourself, I'm not some girl that's going to take care of you. If your overweight or even getting on the chunky side don't bother either since that is the one thing that repulses me the most in a guy. Though if you can cook that's a big plus.

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Wanna' know why my favorite letter is F?

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Id like to find someone to grow old with-someone who wants to share the same phone number and address. I have several little wiener dogs who love me unconditionally. When I come home at the end of the day, they are so excited to see me that they wet themselves. Im not saying you have to wet yourself, but it would be nice one day to find someone who is excited to see me.

(I'm reporting you to the SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cretins in America)

I want someone that knows how to laugh and make me laugh at the same time. I a complete doofus, I think all of that "junior high" humor is the best. There is nothing better than someone falling down or accidentaly farting. :) I just want someone that knows how to have a good time no matter where he is or what he is doing.

(I don't see the appeal of such base humor, such deplorable acts. I prefer voluntarily farting on my subjects. Really, what sort of man do you expect to--PFFFFTTTTART!!)

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Should be into havin fun doin whatever it is you/we may be doin ie. diggin a ditch/scoopin poop outta stables, etc etc. If youre smart you get the idea...=p

(When you clean out stables, do you find seabiscuits?)

We have animals and enjoy the outdoors. I do work full time with that meaning only 3 to 4 days a week. If your looking for a model I'm not it. I am overweight but still very active. Riding horses, buggies, motorcycles and swimming are not problems.In the morning I am usually found on my front porch with a cup of coffee enjoying the quiet of the morning. At night sometimes same place but different drink.

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I still enjoy a man being a gentleman ex. opening doors, hand at the small of my back, emmmmmm not farting in public. Is this enough yet?

Mmmmmmm, farting in public.

I am looing for a wemon that is between tha ages of 21 to 29 and around 110 to 140 poundes depending on hight. some on that would love to learn from me, and I can learn from her. some one that love hikeing, conoing, sking, scuba, climbing, fishing and hunting. or at least want to learn a few of them. I always been found of the weman that can be honest and faithful. I don't like cowerds that cheat. under no reason. and some one that loves kids and can exept them in thier lives and treat them like one of thier own. some one who is looking twords the future and is looking for a family they can grow old with. How loves you for who you are and not all on what you look like. attraction is the first no matter what you look like.

(You're right, attraction is totally separate from what you look like. So it makes complete sense that you limit your search to women weighing 110-140 pounds. Dammit, look at this I AM learning from you! Let's go conoing, come on)

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The man Im seeking will be caucassion or african american standing approximatly 5'6 or taller. I have no preference on eye or hair color and weight also make no difference. I ask that you have a high school diploma or GED although that can be negotiated. I LOVE affection. So you would also like to cuddle and snuggle and that sorta stuff. You also can NOT consume too much alcohol. Socially is fine, even being drunk occasionally is fun, but not daily. Smoking, I can handle but i prefer a nonsmoker.

(Negotiate we shall. Alright, here are my terms: you give up the GED requirement and I'll give up the booze for a week. You allow me to smoke while I take up drinking again. Good?)

He must bath regularly, read, write, and use spellcheck when necessary. Good verbal skills and sluty eyes are also good.

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I am forty years old looking for a friend that is also looking for a friend to long term relationship. I am learning to enjoy the more simple things in life as they things that are remembered. Running a rat race at full speed only make you tired. The winter months I enjoy taking a vacation to where it is warm for a week to break up the dull, deary days. To sitting by the fire place snuggling next to someone special.

(Deary, I don't think you're buying the correct rat pedigree. On top of that, it's important not to force your rats to run at top speed the entire race. Implement a training program that reinforces carrots and dog feces as rewards. Good luck!)

In order to protect my privacy, I didn't provide much personal information about myself. However, I know what I am looking for. I am searching for a quality friend who is truly in a DIFFICULT MARRIAGE. I like upbeat, educated, intelligent and successful gentlemen. I am attractive and nice.

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I'm wat you wud call a redneck but listen to all kinds of music. I'm 5'8" and have a natural tan cuz I have cherokee ansestory. Love videoing things exspecially weather due to the fact I want to become a storm chaser after I finish high school. I'm a Cadet Captain in the AFJROTC program at my schoool and lovin everyminute of life

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Ummm. lets see , Well she has to kno how to be able to have fun in a sounthern atmosphere and not have prob with any of my friends. Shes got to be able to let me pay for things and never argu with me bout it. She needs to be open and truthful bout everything cuz you get back wat u give in. Oh yeah, and shes got to atleast kno how to check the oil in her car. lol.

(I don't know how to check my oil, but I do know what a dipstick is--BUT I UH)

Hello My name is Sara , Lets see i am into all kind of things like i love to fish I love to watch football, I love to watch movies and tv show!, favorites are horror and funny, dramas,action etc. and in tv show i love are the Cosby show,er,buffy,deadzone,etc. i also love the WWE, My favorite wrestles are Shawn micheals,HHH,Rock,hardy boys,trish. I also love love music , i like to jsut sit in my room and just listen to loud . I listen to Country mostly but i do listen to other like POP,rock Alter,r'b,some rap,favors are you might laugh but o well i love the BSB and areosmith ,garth brooks,nelly . like to wear jeans and t-shirts and i do dress up if its a must other than that i rather where jeans short or jeans pants. I like to write songs and read and write whatever i am in the mood for! i like to learn as i go

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Well he gotta be Nice,Funny,honest! He gotta be a Man willing to show his affections and be kinda like a cowboy. gotta be able to love me like country music love song . treat a women right ! He doesnt have to listen to just country music ! loves to fish , do outdoor things like tmy hat. Lets me talk about my feelings and doesnt always out his frist !

(You are a delight. Speaking for men here, it's tough not to out your frist. It's just part of being a cowboy. You'll learn as you go)

I am kind of a home body,I am laid back I would rather rent or go see a movie than to go to the club. I like to try new thing as long as it won't get me killed or arrested.

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I don't really know. As long as he doesn't smoke and the higene is good that includes teeth. He as a job ambition for the future. Can handle a big beautiful black women is cool.

Shit...

I am looking for a honest , sweet, not a head playing women who will not play game with me I want someone to be honest with me so I can enjoy her company. Someone who enjoy being out door sport. Someone who loves children because I two childern of my own. Who would like to go out for a movie and dinner or stay home do whatever. Just enjoy each other company. Let's be friend at frist see what will happen next.

(If you were an outdoor sport, which one would you be? I'd be kicking your ass)

What I'm looking for is someone that I can be close with and share my life with. I have some must haves, first the must have good higene. Second,I want someone that has self esteem, I want a guy that knows that he looks good and feels good about his self. Third, I like a guy that dresses nice. I oniy have these must have because in order to date a person you have to have some attraction to them.

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I love people and I am always smiling. I love little cheese romantic things.I a pretty smart and hate to be called stupid.Well I am just a typical girl.

I,m looking for a man that has a good sence of humor, but knows when to be serious. He should like to do nice, cheese little cute things for me. I want a man that has a low temper, and he dosent get mad easy. He must take pride in his apperance, and higene. He jsut has to be a good guy.

hello my name is wendy I live in seymour, TN. My favorite thing to go out and do is horseback ridding. If its a rainy day I like to cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie or tv. Im lookin for a man who I can talk to who likes kids and aboslutly must love to cuddle. Looks arent a big thing to me but I do kinda have a thing for scinny guys but ill try anything once.

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I am looking for a man not a boy. Id like to find someone who isnt afraid of commitment but dosnt jump into a relationship head first. And the #1 most important thing he has to love to cuddle.

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Looks are important, but I'm not perfect, so don't hesitate to holla' at me.

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As I said before, looks are important, but thatsjust to let u guys know these r not my pics i thought they were cool and posted them any way if u guys r still here... iam looking for friends in the nashville area to hand out have fun and just be friends , no phone sex, no i love u on the frist date stuff, just cool people to socilize with, iam not into hooking up to have sex ,or to make somebodies wife jelous,,i would like to meet someone who is stable ,, i need friends bad and iam not looking to hook up with someone. Ya'll know where I'm comin' from.....

(Looks are definitely important, I completely agree. And it's ok for you to misrepresent yourself with pictures of Anna Kournikova, t-o-t-a-l-l-y cool, we all do it! Here's our formula for success: misrepresent yourself, but demand nothing less than complete honesty from your male suitors. We've done something here, something special)

Well. I'm a easy person to get along with. Like to make people happy expecially when thier not in a good mood. I'm a outgoing person, but also like to kick back.

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Someone who will treat me with respect. Someone who doesn't do any drugs. He should be caring and compatienet. If we get toghter someone who won't cheat on me.

(Why the hell would anyone cheat on you?)

I am lookling for a range of differnet girls to contact and get to know. I not looking for a serious relationship at first but if the standard is good things could progess. I have alot of repsct for women and I am looking a girl who repects guys. I don't worry about looks but the are unimportant either. I feel a girl should present herself well(not sluty)and have a good appearance and I feel she should beable to be embarrased and laugh aboput it.

(Are differnet girls like internet girls? Let's talk aboput it)

Tall is a must...i dont like anyone taller than me...but other than appearance, just someone who is cool to kick it with is not stuck on himself, but just easygoing and goal oriented...and not all about sex....(major turnoff)

(Got it, tall but not too tall. Tall, but not taller than you. But you're 5'6" is that really "tall" for a man? Just let him wear his heels and you'll be golden)

Fullfigured Lady wanted for LTR by Gent

Southern Gentleman desires to meet a fullfigured lady of quality.I am a gentleman who,having been born and raised in the south beleifs in chivlery.I am educated,well mannered,well read,and enjoy many activites.I am a avid lover of the outdoors,all things motorized(mechanic by trade)and enjoy most outdoor activitys.I am a hard worker and I play hard too,but I enjoy time spent in the company of a special someone as well.Weather it be a night dressed to the nines at the theater or jeans at demo derby or a evening of snuggles,a movie and quiet conversation I relish together time.I was raised to pamper and spoil a woman ,while still allowing her room to be herself.I give flowers"just because" and enjoy giving to a relationship as long as it is returned because a relationship is work.I am a vet (10 yrs. Navy),a scuba diver,skydiver and race car driver.I have traveled everwhere and want to travel more,enjoy everthing from the oppra to the Arts to stockcar racing to mud bogging and most everything in between.I want to continue my education this fall via my Veterans rehab educational assistance

(Folks, is it me? Am I the only one who doesn't like using the word "pamper" in romantic situations? Luvs!)

Real Ladies.....PLEASE STEP UP!!

I am a 29 year old man seeking a "Women"!! I repeat a WOMEN who has her career and life all together. Let me tell you some about myself!! I am a stright up brother and I DO NOT like the games and the drama that comes with it!! I am a laid back kind of person. I have my own crib, car and good job with NO BABY MOMMA DRAMA!! I like to go out and shoot pool and kick it with my friends. When I am at home, I like to relax and watch a good movie. Also, I like to cook and exspecially BBQ!! I have some of the best BBQ you have ever tasted!! I am looking for a women who I can take out to a movie and/or dinner and go listen to some live music while having a good converstion. The one thing is when we start out, I like to be JUST FRIENDS FIRST. Even if I have feelings or I am feeling that "good vibe" about them, you should keep it on a friendly basis becasue that is the best way to REALLY get to know a person. You use that as the base for the friendship and everything can happen from there. And it has to be NATURAL, nothing forced!! When you try to force or push the friendship/relationship, that is when you run into problems!!

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LOOKIN 4 LUV

HI, I'M A 5'6" TALL SINGLE BLACK MALE,MEADIUM MUSCLAR BUILD,ARMY RESERVIST,AND VERY OUTGOING. I ENJOY MOVIES,THEATER,SITTING AT HOME WITH A LADY FRIEND & WATCHING SOME DVDS.

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I'M LOOKING FOR A LADY THAT IS DOWN TO EARTH,NOT ABOUT ANY GAMES,SINGLE WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED,AND NO BABY DADDY DRAMA. A LADY THAT KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS IN LIFE AND WORKING TOWARDS HAVING IT. SOMEONE WHO ONE DAY WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

(Wait, doesn't "settling down" come with strings? Play me like the bitch puppet I am!)

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I cannot say exactly what you would look like or would be like. I expect that you would be a complement to my personnality. Sometimes I need to be dealt with, but I am too independent to dominate. You would be strong and resourceful. I expect you to be comfortable in a full sized PU truck, but you are less than one ax handle wide on the bottom. If you have picked a body to experience healing or scars OK. I hate deceit. I love femine attributes. I will never tell a woman how to dress! I will like it your way. I will even dress myself however you like. Personnal hygiene is important; can't eat it, don't want it. We share. You must love children, but not to stand between our relationship or mine and theirs. No substance abuse! You have not wasted you life that way. If you have been hurt before, let the past go. We are now. You are spiritual, not controlling. We travel together. You have many interesting spiritual experiences; maybe some rejection because of them; OK. "Some things are better felt than telt". You can aways ask for conformation; I like significant dreams and have many.

(I wanna eat your hygiene so bad)

I'm looking for a lady who won't play games,be honest,and is willing to grow in a realashoinship.I'd like a woman who's patient enough to work at things,and who's soft enough to be held by a man,but strong enough to hold her man too.

(Strong enough for a man, but made for a realashoinship)

Do you believe that you know instantly if you connect with someone? I do. Are you tired of seaching for that comfortable feeling you get when you know something is just clicking?

If so, order now! Stop your seaching and order this aboslutely fantastic woman. Included in this once-in-a-lifetime offer is a 30-year guarantee of mind-numbing banter and horrifyingly boring sex. Act now!

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Simply said, My perfect match will adore me and allow me to adore her. She will display a smile that speaks a thousand words. She will be self responsible, Mentally secure, honest, energetic, romantic and passionate.She will offer compassion to all worthy of such. She will be dangerously beautiful. She will be happy with the simple gifts of life and appreciative of special kindness. She will cherrish our time together and be trusting of me when we are apart. She will be serious-ly funny. She will know in her heart that my world is the same as hers. She must be proud to be with me both privately and publically. She will walk beside me, with me, not behind or ahead. She will quiver when we touch and melt when we kiss. She will keep all in prospective and never become complacent,but always look for new adventure to share with me.. I know that im looking for a lot but i offer alot also. I would love nothing more than to merge my world with Our World. She will be sheltered in my heart and appreciated like no other, loved unconditionaly, and respected All for three easy payments of $ 19.95 But thats not all, be the next caller and we'll also include this Special gift. Youll have to be the next caller to find out what that is...........

(You get what you pay for)

Hey! This is my first time doing something like this and I really do not know what to do,so here it goes. I am 40 years young, hard working, loving and caring, sensitive and secure. I am very comitted to my children, expecially the youngest. I would like to find someone who is my best friend, a person who is trustworthy,honest and caring, someone who loves life and would be just as much a part of me as inhaling and exhaling,someone who would help me "breath", someone who thinks about others feelings.

(I'll help you "breath," provided it's your last)

I don't think my dream man is born yet either.

But how far would you go for...DA MANGO?