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Busy single parent. hard working and focused, average intellegince, poor speller, I like to kid around and have fun. all around handyman, mr. fixit type of fella, i like to tinker in the garage and enjoy doing mundane yard work and going to yard sales, auctions, really enjoy the libary and half price books, would dearly love to learn to speak spanish, i am well travelled . not into professional sports other than i find the human interest aspect of it interesting. i am loyal to a T and would like to find the same.

More about his match:
i am not sure that i could desribe the woman that i am seeking with more than at least 120 charactors and with no HTML tags?? or could I? let us discuss it over coffee. one that would be fun to be with and one that i could make laugh, as i am really feel good whenever i can make one laugh.

(Why would you need HTML tags to describe your match? You do realize that Internet dating doesn't actually occur over the Internet, don't you? Tag! You're a numnut!)
I spend my free time playing games, or at the libary learing.

(So YOU'RE that creepy son-of-a-bitch who won't stop staring at the bucksome patrons. By the way, you've been coming here for nine years and have never checked out a book)
How do I describe myself? Unique! I love joking, laughter, and merriment, and going out dancing, though I take my school and work life seriously. I receive my Masters in Libary Science in May, with all that profession entails. I love animals, especially my cat, and I would be interested in meeting a fellow pet lover. I love going to movies and spending time with my friends and family. I attend a Unitarian Universalist Church and hope to go to Harvard for a Doctor of Divinity degree. (My Bachelors Degree is in Religious Studies, and I am working on receiving legal ordination as a Pagan minister. I refuse to cheapen my hard-earned degree by the 5-minute e-mail ordination services.) My favorite fiction writers are Michael Moorcock and H.P. Lovecraft, with some stuff by Robert Asprin and William Gibson. My favorite movies are The Matrix for its surreal mood and One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest for its true-to-life portrayal of the most vulnerable and under-valued segment of our society: Mental Illness wastes our most valuable resource: People.

Pathetic Personals | This just in:
our most valuable
resource is people     You wanna know the real reason Big Chief never spoke? He read your ad.

I'm alittle overweight I enjoy walking, biking,reading, going to the libary to check my email checking out books to read for me and my handicap little brother which he is sweet I'm looking for someone to like me for what's in side me and not the outside like some people do to. I love my family and my friends for what I do have anyways I do have a job at this time I'm looking for one. Also I do not got school right now but I'm going back as soon as I get my own car which I do not have at this time Ido not make as much money as some people do which some times hurts because some times I want to do something for me or my family and my girlfriend if I had one so I hope you like this because this is how I really feel. If you like me ok. If you don't that is fine with me because I've been hurt before recently my family,friends,and my girlfriend come first before anything else.

(Got school?)
"With an abiding fascination for oriental culture and languages",would be an inital description.I am curious about your background, your story. My libary embraces my idenity. Books of history,over books of science;novels next to volumes of poetry;aviation juxtapose with Asia;art books,craft books,nature books. What's on your books shelves? Feng-shui, astrology, and sport books wiil never have space on my shelves. Magazines and extensive files for everything from oriental movies to photography clippings litteraly overflow my libary. I am at home in my workshop. Interesting shapes,nice patterns give me much delight. My "Grand Obsession" -- building and flying model airplanes. This sport-hobby brings together many of the things I love. Desiging a airplane brings in science and technology. Building is a way to be creative,artistic. Flying is a sport where you are tune into nature's moods. The great outdoors beckons to me. I really enjoy the nature world,love to watch birds. I am driven to seek outdoor adventure. I find mini adventure in jogging tru field and woods.. Long distant bicycle touring is the ultimate outdoor adventure. I have done many great tours lasting 2-3 weeks. I load up all my camping gear ride up and down mountains all day. Find a lovely, natural spot to pitch my tent at night. I prefer to ride solo. I always bring a book of poetry,and a novel or two. A few negatives. If you are loking for the life of a party, you might find me rather dull. The more I can relate to a person, the more I can open up. I am anti our sports obsess culture. Sports,bore. My taste runs more to classical music than to rock in smoky bars. I seldom watch TV. I got a life to live. Do you?

Pathetic Personals | Tony Soprano
likes to jog tru field and woods     As a matter of fact I do. I too find mini adventure in jogging tru field and woods. Just be ready--I might ask you to take a jog wit me and Vinnie Boombats.

Well I'm recently divorced with no kids.I keep myself busy by workingout during the week.I like going to go to movies,gamerooms,musems,pretty much anything but the bar scence.Pretty much had my fun of bars.Like to go for nature walks.I'm a real good listener.Very interested in space and sci-fi.Go to the libary quite a bit perfer not to be a shut-in.Out and about.Like to take the train downtown see the lakefront.Go out to eat at resturants,spend time with my family(sister & her husband & 3 sons)Family is kind of important to me.Dont like to watch T.V. too much only when doing laundry.Perfer to go to movies instead.I can Clean,Cook,Shop...Have a wild sense of humor...TAH-DAH!!!!!!

More about his match:
Well she has to be single with no children.Sense of humor.Able to be in shape Because I like to move around and do things.In shape meaning Height proportional to wieght...When you need your space I can give it to you,and vise versa...MUST LIKE TO TALK!!Tell me what is on your mind.Kind of have a Jerry and eliane relationship..TAH-DAH!!!

Pathetic Personals | Jerry Seinfeld has a darker
past than many realize     I dated Eliane? The boy from Cuba? How'd you find out? Janet Reno told me she'd take care of that. Who are these numnuts?

I am a white woman,and I believe in God, and I like motorcycles. I goto the libary a-lot, and I love to walk and hiking. I love nature and I have not found a stranger. I am a little over- weight and I am trying to walk it off. I love animals, and I have fish and an good watch dog. I also have a hampster. I love to walk around the park in my home town. I love to hear the frogs and the birds and the smell of fresh cut grass. I love the first cut of watermelion. I love to mushroom hunt andlook for Ginsing when I go walking or hiking. I love to horseback ride. I love sunrises and sunsets.

More about her match:
Some one I can cuddle up too, and someone that is willing to wait for me and keep me company. Somebody that will spend time just to listen and talk to me, and someone who will take long walks with me. Someone that will net force me to do things that I do not want to do, and someone that will be willing to be my best friend. I want someone that is just down to earth person- like fresh off the farm. I like the farm life but city life is o.k. too.


(The impact of your personal ad is tremendous. In fact, the net force of the impact falls somewhere between disillusioned and crestfallen)
Intrested in someone who is fun and outgoing, loving, and loves music. I like dogs and love to watch WWE and NBA. I like to dance, and read good books and spend time in the libary just looking at different books and classic films. If you have any of these similar intrests please send me a message, I will look forward to hearing for you. SMooches for now..

(And NUmnooches for later)
I am a sweet 30 year Jewish brunette guy that stands 5'10" and weighs about 152 pounds. My interests include sports,music,films,beach,travel ing,gym, nightclubs,nature,Las Vegas,poetry,shopping,automobil es,horses, comedy,etc. I have a bachelor's degree in psychology and a certificate in libary studies from another school.

More about his match:
I am seeking a quality Jewish brunette lady or Israeli woman that is from 18 to 30 years of age for a serious relationship. It would be a good thing if she is open-minded like me towards various things. After all, that is what makes a democracy and a relationship healthy.

Pathetic Personals |
Chuck Schumer and Hillary discuss open-minded Jews who only want other Jews     Finally, someone who gets it.

For years I tried to find a decent answer to the vexing questions, often asked by interviewers: what is your greatest fault? It's been difficult to articulate an answer because I am practically faultless. However, after much soul-searching, I've recently had an epiphany; I am habitually late when returning videotapes/dvds and libary books. To this day, I think I'm still barred from even entering the Santa Monica Public Libary. And now for the mundane - I am a real estate equity investor/ asset manager, grew up in Los Angeles, lived on the East Coast and abroad for almost 8 years, finally realized that I abhor cold weather and returned to this wonderful city a little more than a year ago.

(And now for the obvious - you are a numnut)
I am a 45 yr old SBM who is seeking a SINGLE Lady,..to worship the ground she walks on..literally! I am very romantic,and passionate about love and life. It is truly an honor to express this to a Lady who I am in a relationship with. The pleasure I receive by spoiling and pampering her,seeing a smile on her face,that sparkle in her eyes, sends chills up and down my spine. Romantic settings are a big turn on for me. "Give me an example", you ask? Imagine when it rains, a thick comfortable blanket on the floor,a delicious tasty meal (yes,..I cook),a nice glass of whatever your taste buds desire?. This,along with the smooth sounds slow straight ahead jazz, and sweet smelling scented candles would get that nice cozy,snuggable indoor picnic going on. I would like for my Lady to be able to communicate to me as I will to her,what she feels in her heart,inside her mind and her soul. I enjoy going out to Jazz Clubs where you and I can sit in back,in the corner,in the dark and listen to a band perform as we make goo goo eyes at each other. I enjoy Comedy Clubs,Theatre Plays as well as going to the beach where we can dig our feet into the sand while we watch the waves roll in,..or you and I can stay in (perferably in our pajamas),cuddle up and watch videos. Straight ahead jazz,old school oldies,Marvin Gaye,Billie Holiday,John Coltrane and Phyllis Hyman among others are my favorites. I enjoy all type of movies. I am fascinated with the lands of Africa/Egypt and enjoy African/Egyptian art and statues. Books written by many authors such as Dr. Earl Ofari Hutchinson,Cornel West,Bebe Moore Campbell are whats in my reading libary. Your looks are not important to me, but your personality,sensitivity,compass ion and how well you carry yourself are. Respond to me my Queen,..your throne awaits you.

(Since when is Coltrane "straight ahead" jazz? Respond to me my numnut,..your electric chair awaits you)
Well, what to say, I've started this on a whim, I found two diffent jobs on the internet, so how about someone to build a life with? It has to have better luck than the libary!

(Not necessarily, libarians are hot stuff)
don't do the bar thing so I hope to meet someone that also is not into bars.I have lived in Fl. for 50 years which is all my life,I am 5'5" love to read I guess that is one of the reasons I work for Hills county Libary system.

(Here's another reason you work for the "libary" system: you know the importance of keeping quiet)
"With an abiding fascination for oriental cultures would be my inital description. I am familiar with most Asian languages. I have read in many areas of oriental culture. My libary embraces my idenity. Books of history,over books of science;novels next to volumes of poetry;aviation juxtapose with Asia;art books. What's on your book shelves? Fengu-shui,astrology,and sport books will never find space on my shelves. Magazines and extensive files for everything from oriental movies to photo clippings literaly overflow my libary.

(I'd reconsider Feng shui. You seem to have a giant numnut blocking energy flow to and from the brain)
Active, fun, honest and real person looking for the same in a woman. The right woman will find me to be as loyal as your dog with a heart as big as a horse. I appreciate nice things but my ego is not big enought for a "benz" or a gated community. I like to travel, am not afraid to bunge jump and the books in my libary have been read.

(Exactly how many books on "bunge" jumping are in your libary?)
 

 

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