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[an error occurred while processing this directive] Hi. My name is Kristin. I have two beautiful, well kept children. I love Jesus. He's my personal Lord and Savior. I'm looking for a strong, Christian man who loves kids and is ready to have them in his life. We're ready for the coach, the chief, the good Captain. I'm looking for a good friend, that believes in me and I can believe in him. The man of my dreams sees himself as the president of our family and me as the first lady. Of course the kids would be the first kids. I love my little people. I'm done for now, unless I meet Mr. Right who wants more and can afford them. I value education. Both my kids are enrolled in private Christian school. If you don't believe in Jesus as God or don't have a religion, I'm still interested. However, I'll want you to know my Lord. As a couple, it's important for me to know that we are both saved through the blood of Jesus so that we can have eternal life together. So if that doesn't work for you just let me know and I'll be happy to pray for you as a friend. My goal in a relationship is marriage. I've been married once before and it didn't work out because my exhusband didn't really care about me and he still doesn't even though we have a daughter together. So I'm not in a big hurry. But it would sure be nice to have a happy little family. So if you think you could be the one for me, shoot me a message to say hello. I'll be happy to meet you. ======= I am looking for a man whom I can spend romantic evenings on the couch with just talking or watching a movie. Whom I can have intellitiual conversations with. Whom will take care of me no matter. Whom belives in manogamy. Whom always puts his woman first and treats her like a queen. This all may sound very high standard but, after a woman has had her heartbroke enough times she has to lay it out on the line honestly. I am looking for a man to settle down with who is totally on his feet and completely independent who is looking to share his life with a woman whom will love him uncondtionally. I don't want to waste my time any more then I am sure you want to waste yours if this sounds like something your intrested in email me = My ideal match would look like someone tall and rouged. = i am a single mom and i am looking for someone to spend some time with. i am a little overweight and i have just had a brest reduction. i am trying to look and feel better about myself. i want to find a man who will love me for me and not what i can give him. if u don't like large women, keep on moving. if u don't like children u best keep moving. i will not have myself or my children mistreated! i am the kind of person who says what she thinks!! = FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY... THIS MAY SOUND HARSH AND BITCH LIKE! OH WELL, GET OVER IT! 1. I ***DONT LIKE MEN MY DADS AGE ,SO IF UR 33 AND OVER. *LEAVE!* U DONT HAVE A CHANCE! 2.I DONT LIKE ASIAN AND **BLACK** MEN! 3.IF YOU LIVE LIKE BTWEEN 20-50 MILES AWAY FROM ME, I , PERSONALLY WONT TRAVEL THAT FAR TO SEE YOU! 4. U NEED TO HAVE A PICTURE ON YOUR PROFILE, IT AT LEAST HAS TO BE MONTH OLD! 5.LIVING ON YOUR OWN WITH ROOMATES IS COOL, LIVING WITH PARENTS IS NOT!! IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS, THEN DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA IN THE ASS! AHAHA Honestly i will answer any questions you have for me!! I guess what i can tell you up front is that ... most guys if not all guys are turned off because im young with a 3 year little boy and im currently pregnant now with the second due in april 17th 2007! The father and i are obviously arnt together, because... his choice!! So therefore im left holding the bag.So yea thats about it.You want more, your just gonna have to ask! Tee Hee! = 34f i enjoy the outdoors,camping and fishing, muddin on the quads also all kinds of music, movies, kids got 1 bbq s a must!!!!!! other than what i already said if u want 2 know more u know what 2 do BEAUTY BELOW THE SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! == My closest friends describe me as honest, caring and helpful. On a typical day I either work out at 3 in the morning or at 8 p.m, then I go to work, and then come home make dinner and check my mail. = Ijust moved from washingtion and recently broke up with my husbd so were separeted I just got full time job I live with my family hopefully no long I have ayear clean and sober I have a pic so wen you I M me its on there If a online chat with me and Ill tell you what am looking for in a man and relationship = This is for that one special person...you know who you are! :) I trust God with all my heart and am ready to submit to his will if you are. God doesn't make mistakes, people do because of freewill. All I know is that when God chooses the person, it is great. When people try to pick...or take control and attempt to do better...it is bad. = I like meeting new people and visiting. Coffee is my drink of choice. I like going for walks and feeding the ducks along the river. I have three kids, only one left at home. = i will reveal more later. i dont want to tell everything at once that takes all the fun out of it. please no cheaters or liarers a job is a must and no weirdos. = Looking for some TLC wanting to be spoiled :). I own my own place its a trailer but mine, and my son's. My daughter lives next door in my other trailer. I have a lot of pet's, 6 dogs and 3 cats, plus fish and turtles. I enjoy camping, boating, working on cars, riding horses, playing darts, shooting pool, swimming, watching movies and cuddling.

last read:
Hummm... "juliet" by the marquis de sade. i'm not a big reader... i'd much rather be doing something a little more constructive with my time. books don't usually keep my attention enough to read them alot.

(You're right, reading is one of the least constructive things you can do with your time. Like right now, I'm going to stop reading your profile)


I'm a Former Big Man and a Gastric Bypass Surgery Recipient. If you're curious, feel free to message me for information.

Who am I? I am a Dom, Top, Advisor, Friend, Mind Reader, Empath, Lover, Caregiver, and Sadist. I'm the kind of man you always knew you would give yourself to, without reservation. I also understand that kind of trust takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Trust is built on deeds and not words. I use Crops, Floggers, Paddles, Canes, Blindfolds, Restraints, Violet Wand, and whatever it takes to get the reaction I want out of you. Ill make you a deal... If you don't label me a "player/wannabe" simply because I'm NOT actively seeking a wife or that my motivation isn't to jump into a LTR, and would rather build friendships, explore play partners, attend public clubs, and generally enjoy life, I wont label you as a lonely woman using your newfound "submission" to snare a husband. The point is, just because my needs, wants and desires don't meet yours doesn't give you the right to put down my choices anymore than you want me to put down yours. I have a preference for younger, petite women, as I enjoy being the protective "Daddy" Dom to a "little girl" type. Age play is fantasy role-play between consenting adults, so once again, if it's not YOUR kink, or you don't "get it," don't bother to judge me. This is only one of my many kinks, and it's a preference, not a necessity. I love all women and all body types. I have been doing this for close to 30 years and pride myself on my insight, knowledge and experience. Novices/married women are welcome to contact me. I just might be able to give you some sound advice and some hands-on experience that will help your journey and weed out all the confusion all the online cyber Dominants, websites, and urban legends have confused you with. It might surprise you what a little common sense conversation will do to help to clear up the confusion and misconceptions you have. And no, you are under no obligation to "play" with me. It's always nice to talk to and make new friends that are sincere.

Personal Quote #1: "Submission isn't a gift. D/s is a partnership, a symbiotic relationship. You get back as much as you give. It gives both pleasure."
Personal Quote #2: "I get the answers I want to hear using a soft voice, a hard eye, and a steady, experienced hand."

I looking forward to talking to you.

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"hi i am a sexy lady "

About me and who I'd like to date
i am 5'2,135,jet black hair ,cocacloa bottle body shape, nice ass ,wear size 3,4,5, waist not hip my hip are about 34 , my breast 34b, dress size is 6 my real names is annatasia ,i have shinny brown skin, i keep my self well kept up. i am a nice person i have a nice personality,i have nice feet and hands .also i am a evry exotic person ,love to travel, have fun with friend an shop.

Interests

for fun:
i love hanggin out see the world. i love beening around alot of people. i love watchin t.v but i love watchin , jamie foxs an money mike. i love going out on dinnings i like havein cafe lunch,also i am digging the movies thing.

favorite hot spots:
when i meet my mate i would like to go to the park at nite an have a nice picnic.if it is cold then i would take a tirp to some romanic is every day?i love to eat at grandma house. i like going to wild bars an i love to go to coffee shops.

favorite things:
favortie food soul food. my favortie colors are pink,black,blue,yellow,orange.i love to stay in when it rains,an watch movies an lay an talk.i love to shop at apple bottom.

last read:
last book i read was the coldest winter ever by sister soulja she worte a book about a girl in NY that had a drug lord father an they tied to get out of the dangerous life stly they was living when hell breacks loose.

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About me and who I'd like to date
I'm a thirty three year old mother of three. I'm tall and thick with a hint of my earlier athletics years still landscaping parts of my body. I change my look up a lot from the type of cloths that I wear to length and style of my hair. I don't typically wear hair weave. I pay close attention to my appearance and always try to look of wine is a perfect way tpresentable. I love to laugh and have good, clean fun. Dinner and a movie or a walk and a bottle o end any evening. I'm family music, fruit home oriented. I really enjoy the atmosphere that I have created in my home, which is where you'll find me if I'm not at work, school, church or sand in the park at dawn paired with good conversation is both idea dates. While soft ome event for my children. as a night out on the toBecause I'm not much of a partygoer or traveler I am looking for someone that can appreciate a quiet evening at home just as much wn. He has to be a believer in Christ and an active churchgoer. A good sense of humor is very important as well as a good family background. An appetite for golden oldies, quiet candle lit evenings, and a lot of romance is a definite must. But more importantly he has to be able and willing to take his time when it comes to sex. This could mean months even years. I'm looking for someone who is aware of and cares about his appearance. His hair and facial hair, if any, should be well kept. If he wears braids or dreads keep them fresh. If he wears a fade, taper or even-steven keep it neat. His over all appearance should at all times be presentable. I prefer a man with no gold in his mouth but I can deal with one or two especially if they're pullouts. The most important thing that I'm looking for is a man that knows exactly what it means to be a man. I'm old fashion in a sense and I still believe that my doors should be opened for me, my coat should be put on, my chair should be pulled out and my drink should be poured.

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About me and who I'd like to date
Hi my name is Sheila,and here is some things about me. Iam a country girl and I'am down to earth, out going and have a sense humor , I'am not the sharpest penil in the box when comes to book learning but I have common sence, I'am a very giving and caring person . I am financially responsible with money not like some women out there spending money on things they do not need. simple things make me happy . I own , my own business and hard working . I am supported of any one that wanting to make something of themselfs {because when i grow up i will be somebody one day} I am honest up front , do not like to play any head games, I have been there done that. I have two girls are 18/20yrs. & the 20 yr.old if going to have a baby so i be a grandma soon. And I was married for 18 wonderfull yrs. I would , I like to meet some one that is out going a good sense humor and is down to earth and also knows what he wants in life also like to have fun. and is giving and caring whom is willing to go the extra mile for ya. and can handle some of the problems that do come along once in a blue moon. though out our journey in life.

job: Self-Employed
EXCAVATION BOBCAT WORK ALSO BUILD HOMES ON THE SIDE

ethnicity: White / Caucasian
CINCINNATI OHIO NONE

faith: Christian / Other
GO TO VINEYARD SOMETIMES

education: School of life
FROM MY LATE HUSBAND LIVED A HARD LIFE AN WORK MY BUT OFF TO HAVE WHAT GOT AND STILL WORKING TO KEEP IT ALL

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About me and who I'd like to date
MY NAME IS SARAH I AM 5'3 I HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND GREEN EYES. I WORK AT HOSPITAL AND THAT IS WHO I AM AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOUR LOSE! ALWAYS BE YOUR SELF. THERE IS NOTHING WORST THAN SOMEONE WHO IS FAKE. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANYONE THAT IF WILLING TO HAVE SOME FUN AND BE THEM SELVES!

(What?! You work at a hospital?! You help people?! I don't like it, we can't date)


"everything above and no negetive attitudes"

About me and who I'd like to date
the type of person i would like to meet is fonny,good sense of humor and likes kids and likes too show affection in or out puiblic and that is not afraid to tell how they feel. iam a single mother of a 15yr.and a 3yr. a boy and a girl. iam 33yr female and im 5"3 and i am 181ponds, but feel that i carry it awhile and ive been told that my butt is one of my best assest. long dark brown hair and hazel green eyes .

favorite hot spots:
really dont have ant because i havent been no where,only to geneva,new york and i really injoyed going there.

favorite things:
3-ways and conets,steaks.red,pink,orange,purple,white.open to ideals and spending time with my kids and watch a good movie and curling up on the couch.anywhere.i really dont have a favorite book.csi,law n order,cops , wrestling on monday and

last read:
newspaper and magazine.

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About me and who I'd like to date
I am 22 years old, 5"2 115 african american. very much open minded. been in several committed relationships in the past not eactly ready to committ but ready to have fun with some one of the other sex. Male whom i would like to date not to old and not to young, high school or ged graduate. love the skin their in. in touch with family not scared of things not familar with. great smile. I am a people person love kids. oldest of five no children one godchild. date other races longest relationship three years. love to go out for drinks like walks in the park or beach. sometimes called a pain freak because of tattoos and piercings. Jean size 1-3 shoe size 7.5 bra size 34A waist small but hips and butt are not. alot of folks love my smile since my teeth are pretty straight and white. Graduated in 2001 in cincinnati. was a cheerleader from seventh grade all the way to eleventh grade. lost virginity at early age. never been to prison but to county jail but nolonger than 24hours disorderly conduct. Not sure what else to write. grow up in suburb ghetto single parent home all sisters out of school except for youngest love fashion and hair and nail design. watch alot of tv read alot of smut look forward to different things. this is about all i think that i can write right now because there is very little for me to talk about now love the skin you in and be happy make a change.If you can't change the people around you change the people around you. Stop the black on black killing. How can some body help you when you wont help your self

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About me and who I'd like to date
Conservative, sense of humor, and intelligent conversation. Like to talk in person instead of the phone. Like to go to historical sites and art museums. Would like to try some fishing (never done that) etc. Really not much more to know have to contact if you want more info. Like children and animals. Have a busy schedule and not much time for socialization. This right here seems to be the best way to get to know someone. I am not looking for a relationship but a friendship. I am pretty laid back and am not into the barn scene. There's really nothing in there except trouble. Thanks. Looking for an online buddy to get to know. Like I said my life is pretty busy. There just doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day. They say there's always new and interesting people to correspond with and meet. So that's what I am doing.

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About me and who I'd like to date
IM INDEPENDENT/HAS A GREAT JOB/HONEST/LOYAL/EDUCATED/FRIENDLY/OUTGOING/ SMART/VERY FUNNY/LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE/LOVE TO COOK FOR EVERYONE/PARTY ANIMAL/LOVE KIDS.... MY DATE WOULD BE INDEPENDENT/HAS A JOB/HIS OWN RIDE(NO OFFENS)/LOVE KIDS/LOVE TRAVELING/SPORTS/OUTGOING/FRIENDLY/HONEST/WHO CAN COOK/LOVES A GOOD CONVERSATION.....

favorite things:
FAVE THINGS, I'M A VEGIETARIAN(ANY KINDS OF VEGGIE)...I EAT MEAT(BUT I ONLY EAT MEAT LIKE 1'S OR TWICE A WEEK)...I LOVE SHOPPING, SPECIALLY WITH MY DAUGHTER...LOVE JAPANESE , CHINESE, FILIPINO, ITALIAN, MEXICAN What's the last thing you read?

last read:
I LIKE READING THE NEWSPAPER EVERY MORNING(NEVER NISSED IT)...LIKE READING BOOKS(NOVELS, FICTION OR NON FICTION)...

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"Soon to be single mom looking for prince charming!"

About me and who I'd like to date
I'm trying to get out of a 8 year relationship with a man I love, but not in love with him. He has drug and alcohol problems, is bipolar and has no wish to change anything aobut him. No goals, not bettering himself. I have reuined my credit, lost most friends and suffer from depression. I need a new start and to find a man who enjoys life, likes to get out and do things and have fun. Someone who will make me laugh and treat me respectful and likes romance. I also need a good father figure for my son, sometime who play with him teach him things and enjoys kids.

(Low maintainance, I like it. So I'm going to be the one responsible to bring you out of a clinical, depressive state?)


About me and who I'd like to date
Hi:Iam a jemini, with a little little extra around the belt line 5-6. I looking for a female for companionship and lover,a gale that is comforable with her sexuality and have adesire to explore it.I can fexable to array of adventures and new possiblities.

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Education: High School
Ethnicity: Caucasian MOther of 2
Relationship Status: In a Relationship
Have Children: Yes
Want Children: Maybe

Last great book I read: Rose Red Stephen King
Most humbling moment: My Kids
Favorite on-screen sex scene: Paris Hilton 1nite in paris
Celebrity I resemble most: no 1. i"m unique lie that.
Best or worst lie I've ever told: I LOVE YOU to someone I did not LOVE Sorry If you only knew. He left me to go to the navy. I thought I did LOVE him but it was a young LUST thing.
If I could be anywhere at the moment: Id Be in Bed or watching a good movie.
Song or album that puts me in the mood: TOP GUN Something about a man in a uniform. BOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

The five items I can't live without
POP (1)
MAKE UP(2)
HAIR SPRAY(3)
T V(4)
And last MY SOAPS EVERYDAY Y&R & B&T&B...

Fill in the blanks
My ASS is sexy; But I'm is sexier

In my bedroom, you'll find
A wild a crazy KAT(my nickname). Nice and sweet but not always as nice and sweet as everyone thinks I can and could bee.

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME
I'm open to all new things and friends all the time. Everyone needs a friend.

MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR
Anyone and anything. Open ear's HERE

(Let's hope those knees are closed too)


favorite things:
STORMS!!concerts,clubs,parties,occasionaly shopping, gothic/industrial/metal/grindcore music.Ann Rice and Stephan King also a twist of Poe and Parker.MEANIGFUL Body Art, itelectual conversations, MUCH

(May I finish that sentence for you? "MUCH harm comes to gothic chicks whose 'itelect' convinces them that putting something in all-caps makes it more MEANIGFUL")


"Nothing of real worth ever comes completely without pain. You know what though? You always remember the love more than the pain"

About me and who I'd like to date
I'm a old soul trapped in the body of a confused 21-year-old. I am rather bitter about life. HOWEVER, most of my bitterness is taken out with a pen and paper (or Microsoft Word), or on myself. I have been battling epilepsy for five years now. People ask me to describe myself. Here is my description: I am an epileptic. I have complex partial epilepsy with and without secondary generalization that is medication resistant. I have many dreams. I dream of graduating from the University of Cincinnati and going on to graduate program in Maine. I want to work with non-profits like the Epilepsy Foundation, but I need to make some money to support my own health problems. I want to get my masters in Public Policy Administration with backgrounds in Public Health and Non-profits. It is good to dream? Until recently I thought th at I would not have a future, so now I am working very hard with medical professionals, although it can be very painful and difficult to continue to trust them, and I am hopeful that MY future as well as everyone else with epilepsy or knows/cares about someone with epilepsy will have a brighter future. I think with this new ability to dream about a HEALTHY, seizure-free future, and beginning to trust my doctors has also allowed me to even consider trusting a man. My "perfect match" would be someone very understanding and willing to learn about epilepsy. More than that he would want to learn about life. I guess the key thing is he has to be someone sort of tidy and likes doing dishes, AND he must be able to deal with someone who IS NOT very tidy and HATES dishes. Now, I'm not a complete slob, I keep the bathroom very clean. It's just dishes. My friends laugh at me, because I have dated older men. I think that is mainly, because people my age are so flabberghasted by my life, my seizures, that they do not know what to do or how to handle a seizure...or a life of seizures.

job: Student
Working for the hospital that takes all of the money that I make just to pay for my medical bills. Trying to go to school while working with geriatrics to pay off my medical bills, and of course dealing with my medical problems.

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About me and who I'd like to date
I AM A FUN LOVING WITH HANG UP. LOVE TO GO OUT AND PARTY LIKE ANY THING. I HATE GETTING DRUNK BUT LIKES TO DRINK WITH MY LIMITS. I AM 5' 11" TALL, ASAIN. LOVE TO GET MY HAND IN ALL THE LEAGAL BUSNIESS OF THE WORLD SO I WOULD LIKE A SIMILAR KIND OF A PERSON

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About me and who I'd like to date
I've been quite busy with med school and my residency for the past several years to be in serious relationships. As I'm nearing the end of my residency program, I think I am ready to start looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. I guess what i'm trying to say is I'm not looking for a short term fling and would only want to meet like minded women, who are also at a stage where they are looking for a long term commitment. I was born and raised in California and plan to return there after my residency. Being a cardiologist, my lifestyle is very hectic. But I do find time to read, hang out with my friends and go on the occasional vacation. I'm a fitnes freak and I would like to meet a woman who is also in good shape. She should be independent, with a collge education and a career. Looks are important, but the personality is more important. The one thing I hate in a woman is the "i'm a princess, treat me like one" attitude. I'm attracted to cheerful, friendly, "nice" women. I must confess, I am not a big fan of American women (women born and raised in the US, of any ethnicity). In the pursuit of equality, they have somehow lost their femininity and have become cold, calculating, selfish and superficial.

(Cold, calculating, selfish and superficial...so you mean, like men? I guess equality really does mean equal, go figure)


honesty is all i ask"

About me and who I'd like to date
I am what I am a single mother of twin girls with another baby on the way i am in no way easy i just end up with men who say the want and can handle kids and can't my kids are my life and that will never change i work nights and enjoy coming home to a book or a good movie i do like to go out but i don't have to i am easy going honest basically very easy to get along with i am a big talker i can't help myself but i am also a good listner i just want someone to spend time with who is ok with me being a single mother and likes me for me who is honest and cares about more than himself basically be your self if people don't like then they don't need to be around everyone is one of a kind and there's never been a reason i could find to change and act like someone else.

Interests

for fun:
I am a single mothers of twin girls and i am expecting another baby the beginning of dec. So i pretty much like to stay at home with my children sometimes i like to go out to a movie or just stay home not alot of free time but all time enjoyed

favorite things:
I like to read romance novels, dont' get to watch alot of tv i like all types of music mostly my favorite color is green and i am so picky about my food people think i am weird but really i just like what i like

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"DONT WANT TO ANSWER"

About me and who I'd like to date
IM 5'4 25 WHITE AVERAGE BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES FUN TO BE WITH AND ALSO CRAZY AT TIMES LIKE HOT GUYS ONLY BUT THEY HAVE TO BE SMART AS WELL I DONT WANT A LOSER I CAN GET THAT IN MY HOME TOWN I LIKE TO GO OUT ON DATES ALOT AND ALSO I LIKE GROUP DATES I HANG AT CLUBS TO HAVE FUN WITH MY GIRLS NOT TO SCOOP GUYS OUT WE GO TOGETHER WE LEAVE TOGETHER OTHER THEN THAT YOU GOTTA KNOW ME .

Interests

for fun:
I LIKE TO GO OUT TO CLUBS, CAMPING, PARTIES,MEETING NEW PEOPLE, SPENDING LOTS OF LOOT, TRAVELING, I JUST REALY LIKE TO HAVE FUN SO DONT CONTACT ME IF U R ONLY A SIT AT HOME FREEK GOT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

favorite hot spots:
ANY NIGHT CLUB!

favorite things:
LOVE PASTA

last read:
MAG.

(If you're unfamiliar with the publication, "MAG" is the magazine for)


I am very laid back and easy-going. I am independent and hard working. When I'm not working out, I'm at the gym. I don't have a lot of time to go out and meet people.

(Because you don't leave the gym, idiot)


"I search The person {the man} which becomes for me love, the best friend"

About me and who I'd like to date
Something is difficult to tell about itself... About others it is much easier... About me speak, that I cheerful, with easy character, sociable, sensitive, pensive, the cleverest, kind, I shall easily be gone with people and with me it is cheerful and interesting to them. The best friends speak, that anything so does not cheer up, as dialogue with me... Generally I also modest, (it is appreciable, yes?) and as I hate treachery (change those I do not think) The person cannot be ideal but when you like do not see in him what not prosperities. Therefore I my elect was gentle, kind, sympathetic. Loved children. That understood me as the woman, cared of me. Trusted me and I shall trust him. Was fair with me. That we with him had full mutual understanding.

Interests

for fun:
I do not look many TV, I prefer to read books. Basically it is love novels. They very much like me. Would be as beautifully as well as in it is written in books about love. I enjoy the majority of types of music depending on my

favorite hot spots:
I like to go to cafe, to walk near to water for example at the river or on a beach in the evening when who is not present. To walk in parks. And many other places

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Are yout that somebody????????/"

About me and who I'd like to date
I do not have any children whom I've gave birth but I am raising my 3 year old neice and my 17 tear old cousin. I am a very stable head on strong kinda woman. Most people say that I act older than my age. I feel like I am serving my purpose in life and I understand th at I have to set examples for these to young amazing ladies.But at the same time they know mama gotta have a life to.....

Interests

for fun:
dining,movies,itellectual conversation.....

favorite hot spots:
Red cheetah( to go out), any Jeff Ruby establishment to eat.

favorite things:
my neices and nephews.....

last read:
The coldest winter ever by Sista Soljia. On the downlow by J.L.King

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(Draft 1)

something so beautiful is worth the wait

In my own words

Am 5'10'blown eyes, black hair single no kid i have some collage. I work alot doesn't smoke am socially drink like to cooking,dinning out,movies,sport,theater, reading, poem,and anything fun and romance.I have a good sense of humor, down to earh, honesty,independent, thustworthy, and thuthful. If you are looking for a man with these qualities.

Am looking for some one between 5'0& 6'0 single doesn't smoke like cooking,dinning out, movies,sport, theater,reading poem,and anything fun and romance.

p.s Am looking for a woman with a little freaky in her.

(Here's Draft 2)

something so beautiful is worth the wait

Am 5'10Brown eyes, black hair single no kid i have some collage. I work long hour doesn't smoke am socially drink like to cooking,dinning out,movies,sport,theater, reading, poem,and anything fun and romance.I have a good sense of humor, down to earth, honesty,independent, trustworthy, and truthful. If you are looking for a man with these qualities.

Am looking for a woman between 4' and 5'9 tall dose smoke but she can a socially drink. Am interesting in a woman that know how to enjoy them self when they are on a date. I love when a woman smile it's the most beautiful thing in the world. She must have a love for kids. She have to work long hour. Am looking for a woman that know how to be hard and sort at time. She got know how to have fun and love to be romance. She got to be independent, strong mind and know what you want in life. Am looking for a woman that know how to care them self when they are out in public.

Am looking for a woman that doesn't play head game.


"SINGLE GUY WANT'S HIS TRY?"

About me and who I'd like to date
TALL THAT PROBALLY THE FIRST THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU MEET ME. I AM TALL NOT TO FAT KID OF AN REGULAR BUILT. I AM HONEST A TRUST WORTHY NOT A PLAYER. LOOKING FOR THE ONE TO COMPLETE MY LIFE. I WOULD BE THE GUY THAT SPOILS YOU EITHER IN PRESENTS OR FLOWERS OR JUST THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS EVERYONE LOVES TO HEAR. IF I SOUND LIKE A GUY YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR GIVE ME A REPLY I WOULD LET YOU DOWN I WILL REPLY. NEVER RUDELY EITHER NOT MY WAY. I HOPE YOU LIKED MY PROFILE AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AS WELL.

Interests

for fun:
I ENJOY MANY THINGS FOR FUN COULD BE DRIVING MY CLASSIC CAR TO JUST TAKING A RELAXING WALK TO RIDIDNG MY BIKE. I SPEND ALOT OF TIME TRYING TO GOLF. ITS A FUN SPORT. I LIKE TO SEE MOVIES OR JUST RENT SOME AND ENJOY THEM AT HOME AS WELL.

favorite things:
MY FAVORITE COLOR WOULD BE RED. WELL IF ITS RAINING OUTSIDE I USUALLY ENJOY STORMS SO YOU WOULD FIND ME ON MY PORCH WATCHING THE STORM GO THROUGH. I WATCH TV AT NIGHTS FAVORITE PROGRAM WOULD BE SOUTH PARK. LIKE COMEDY ALSO ENJOY DRAMA.

last read:
DON'T READ MANY BOOKS I READ ONLESS THERE ON CARS OR GOLF.

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hey whats up, my name is april. i am a fun girl who is somewhat shy, but full of personality once you get to know me...i have a two year old boy who is the light of my life, my world potentially right now revolves around him.

(Potentially?)

i am currently pregnant and will be giving birth to life in june...feel free to send gifts...lol! i accepts all major credit cards!! passion is art when i have time. mostly like to hang out with friends and have a good time..i like a man who can give a girl a chance and is not judgmental...i love a good sense of humor, but can also be serious...you have to be good with kids...don't really ask for much just a MATURE , somewhat stable guy looking for a mature somwhat stable lady who has a great smile :) hope to hear from you soon!

(I noticed you take all major credit cards. But when I wanted to fuck you, you said you didn't take American Express!)


Hey! My name's Lindsay, and I'm really into the arts. Theatre, literature, dance, music...you name it, I love it. I also love horseback riding and street racing. :) Something you should know: I have an abusive ex-husband, and I'm currently 3 months pregnant with his kid. If that doesn't deter you, drop me a line. You're better than most.

(Deter me? Balderdash! Wait...what does "deter" mean again? Oh, sorry, your pregnancy does deter me)


About Me
I really do believe in a sense that the woman belongs barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. I'm not saying I shouldn't be out there working, but I believe the woman is the homemaker and the man brings home the money. I also believe that a man earns the woman he ends up with. Meaning, if he treats her good at all times, she'll always have dinner on the table and the kids in line and under control. I'm a very dependant girl that won't be pushed around by anyone. I am confidant, outgoing, and I have set goals for myself. My biggest goal in life is to build that perfect loving home. This summer I will be attending beauty school to become a nail technician. I already have a guaranteed job when I graduate. I'd have to say I am a classy girl. I take good care of myself, not only by the way I act, but by the way I look. I have a great smile and I am usually dressed in Abercrombie & Fitch (My Obsession.) I'm either the girl you love or the girl you hate. If you are interested, cool. Just make sureyou meet my requirements, cuz I am a very nice but very shallow girl!

About her match
I'm not looking for the type of guy that would whistle at me if I walked by. I want a guy who will respect himself and me. This guy should, above all, be completely honest and very attractive. I want this guy to have a well-kept body that shows confidence. I'm looking for someone closer to my age (18-24) that will someday consider having at least two kids, and someone who does not intend to settle down with a diamond ring and a house for at least 5-8 years! This guy should have a steady job with many opportunities in store, or must be going to school to reach a career goal. This dream mate should have a great sense of style, and know when to wear sweats and when to wear Abercrombie & Fitch. He should have an awesome smile and should be confidant. Perhaps this sounds like a true DREAM guy but this is what I want, and I won't stop looking for him until he shows up.

(Dammit, you're progressive! Where do you come up with these amazing ideas? I could never come up with them, I'd have to go to "Bride" magazine. And if that wasn't on the stand, I'd get them from "Neanderthal Housewife Fuckery" magazine)


"one of a kind and loving it :o)"

About me and who I'd like to date
am a little bit above average guy .that just like to hang out and meet people.will to try anything at least once.

Interests

last read:
the news paper read about a pregnant woman who got ran over by a speeding teenager.

(SHHHH! Please, don't tell anyone. I thought she was a deer. A really fat, blonde deer)


My self-summary:

25 Favorite Things: 1. color: purple 2. movie: "A Walk To Remember" and/or "Hope Floats" 3. food: cheesecake 4. music: country 5. actor: Brendan Fraser 6. actress: Sandra Bullock 7. baseball team: Kansas City Royals 8. male author: Stephen King 9. female author: Sue Grafton 10. drink: Mountain Dew 11. t.v. show: Monk and/or Dead Zone 12. website: www.brendanfraser.com 13. dead person: my great-grandma 14. live person: Emma 15. animal: white tigers 16. season: fall 17. computer game: Gaps (a form of solitaire) 18. board game: Scrabble 19. country: Germany 20. cartoon character: Tweety Bird 21. car: Chevy Blazer 22. city: Schweinfurt 23. sport: baseball 24. thing to do around the house: iron and/or vacuum 25. thing to do in my spare time: read and/or sleep

(Take note folks: Brendan Fraser made her list twice)

 

 

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