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Iraqi Pride from Pathetic Personals

"and i like the hot beuaty and hot women"

I am a: 26 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq

About me and who I'd like to meet
I like to meet a woman how love the life and the friend ship between the people and i like she be free and dont has any restruction in her mind about the believing of someone or something like this because all people is the same and want life in fredom governament , thenks


PatheticPersonals.com | Smooches from
Dubbya     Finally, a Iraqer that believes in restruction, fredem and governament.

"Army boy with love to spread"

I am a: 26 yr old man
located in: Tikrit, , Iraq
looking for a: 21 to 29-year old woman within United-States
my ethnicity: Black / African descent
body type: Athletic and toned
height: 3' 3" (100.0 cms)

What do you do for fun?
sports

About me and who I'd like to meet
A person how is fun loving and my equal. If not more. A person who is a friend first and a lover second. Don't get me wrong. I love to make love. But comunication has always been a downfall for me. Her not knowing what see wants. If you feel me slightest. Come talk to the kid


PatheticPersonals.com | Movin' in on
Saddam's territory     Shit. Not only do the Yankees run me out of my home town, but now this guy's going to take all my bitches!

Tennis anyone?

Make no mistake, I have no expectations or delusions about this internet dating "thing". I take things one day at a time and believe in "Keep It Simple Stupid". I have no agenda. Just want to meet fun, smart & compatible men. No headaches, dramas or strings (unless the feeling is mutual).


Make no mistake     George, I think you should take down your personal ad. "Have no agenda"? Come on, Dubbya.

"im frandly wild but respactful very loveable and active very active"

What do you do for fun?
i like to dance box bikerieding travel play with kids and run

About me and who I'd like to meet
well i am 5'5'' i way 200lb i am in the military i like to travel meet people and make friends i am in germany waiting to go to iraqe i like bikeriding boxing and haging aroud kids i love romance,cooking and laffing at mostly anything i like to talke to weman and kid's i am very friendly and kind.My dream girl is 5'5''110lb to 120lb long black hair hazil or green eyes natueral tan someone who likes to have fun and romance and ofcouerce loves kids and is honest to me and her self.


(You way 200lbs? No weigh, frandly I'm laffing my ass off)
I am a: 28 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
watching movies

About me and who I'd like to meet
I AM 26 YEARS OLD GENTLE MAN ,VERY CLEVER, EDUCATED HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR,TALL ,ATHLETIC ,NON MARIED , SEEKING FOR GIRLS ,HANDSOME , DOCTOR ,LIVE IN BAGHDAD ,LIKE FLOWERS(ANY GIRL )LOVE THE LIFE ,HATE THE WAR LOVE MY NUM ,LOVE MY DAD,LOVE MY FRINDS , MYSCHOOL ,MY COLEGE , LIKE THE MOON, THE RIVERS ,THE SEA THE LAKE LIKE MANY SORTS OF SPORTS LIKE FOOTBALL, LIKE BSKETBALL LIKE MUSIC ,LIKE DANCING ,WTCHING ATTRACTIVE MOVIES


(He loves his num, he loves his num...everyone together: numnut)
I am a: 38 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq
turn-ons: Long hair, Flirting, Thrills, Public displays of affection, Power, Boldness / Assertiveness, Thunderstorms

About me and who I'd like to meet
Nothing more delightfull than finding her which took real long time.It is hard to talk ananemously, but it is the sweetest thing ever can happen when I talk to her all about me and listening to her telling me about her.any way, I am a straight forward, average looking, hardworking, ambitious, pationate man looking for the women whose picture is a vision in my mind and heart. her face is as beutifull as her heart, that is why I intend to exchange hearts with her.


PatheticPersonals.com | Ananemous in the
brainemous     I have some bad news...we can't go ahead with the heart exchange. It appears your blood has...too many numnuts.

"Looking for my other iraqi half."

I am a: 38 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq
looking for a: 25 to 35-year old woman within Iraq, ?Afak, ?ali Al-gharbi, ?Anah, ?Aqrah, Abu Al-khasib, Ad-Diwaniyah, Al-?Amadiyah, Al-?Amarah, Al-basrah (basra), Al-Batha', Al-Fallujah, Al-Faw, Al-Hadithah, Al-Hadr, Al-Halfayah, Al-Hayy, Al-Hillah, Al-Hindiyah, Al-Kazzimiyah, Al-Khalis, Al-Kifl, Al-Kufah, Al-Kut, Al-Ma?aniyah, Al-mawsil (mosul), Al-Musayyib, Al-Qa'im, Al-Qurnah, Altun Kupri, Amarah, An-Najaf, An-Nasiriyah, Ar-Ramadi, Ar-Rumaythah, Ar-Rutbah, Arbil, As-Sa?Diyah


(Dude, you forgot As-Sulaymaniyah)

What do you do for fun?
I have an interest to meat the real person i was looking for.

About me and who I'd like to meet
I can describe myself with almost 10 words: I am humor..love to have a family..looking forwrad to meet someone. i like to have a relation ship with a woman from my own country that i love , and i am serious in the whole subject , and i want her to be committed to our religion , which is islam , and i want to have a children as the cycles goes on and on.


(Almost ten)
"Im in Iraq but that doesnt mean I cant get to know you. Im tall athletic and love to laugh and would like a woman to laugh with."

I am a: 24 yr old man
located in: Mosul > Al-Mawsil, , Iraq
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

What do you do for fun?
Well right now I pull guard and conduct raids

About me and who I'd like to meet
Well dating would be sort of hard at the moment cosidering Im in Iraq and wont be back in the states for another 4 months.


(Iraq? No problem, sweets: love conquers all)

It still doesnt mean I cant get to know someone before I get there. Im an adventurous person and love to do things on the spur of the moment. I also like quite nights just sitting and relaxing--watching a movie or cooking a good dinner are things that I love to do. I work out almost everyday so someone who likes the gym would be a plus. Overall Im a real laid back person who loves to laugh and would just appreciate some good company. Im looking for a woman who can make me happy--its as simple as that. Right now Id just like someone to get to know and see if anything happens when I return to the US.

(Too late, I just fucked your best friend)
"hi"

I am a: 24 yr old man
located in: Bagdad > Baghdad, , Iraq
turn-ons: No Answer
sense of humor: No Answer

What do you do for fun?
anything come in my mind


(That is the question)

About me and who I'd like to meet
im kind of silent guy, how do what he want without anyone know, i like to read books, do what i wanna do and whatever come in mind, i like music movies songs and stuff like that, i read books alot, i work and study at the same time, im in the last year at electrical engineering departmen - college of engineering - baghdad university


(You had me at "silent")
I am a: 37 yr old man
located in: Al-basrah (basra), , Iraq
looking for a: 24 to 37-year old woman within Thailand
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

About me and who I'd like to meet
First of all the 1 I'd like to meet. I don't know her name but this profile is for her only if your not [...] on this site sorry but I'm only interested in her and trying to get her attention. All you want to know about me you can find here. Ok back to you. I read your profile and seen your pictures and looked no more!! I only now concentrate my energy on how to make you notice me and my interest in you. I'm sorry I don't have any pictures posted yet but just imagine someone tall very obese and ugly, then when you see me you will be pleasantly surprised by how good looking I am in comparison he he. I very much want to make contact with you, and only you!! If you have no interest that would be a bad day for me but I can accept this. Please let me know one way or the other though. Only I know it will be too long to not hear from you "wink" :}

OK it has been nearly 1 month since I last winked at you and now I finally was able to also post a picture of myself. When I get vacation from here I plan on traveling to Thailand and possibly Austria to ski for a few days. Your profile captivated my interest and I would very much like to get to know you better to see if we "Match" I'm seeking a life partner but won't settle for less than I deserve nor would I expect the woman I will be with to settle for a mediocre relationship when I know in my heart we are destined for greatness !!! You get out of a relationship what you put into it and what you expect to get, When God brings the right woman to me I will give her all my love and have the expectation of being happy and content with her for our lives together. I know that rain will fall and we will still be human but if you look through every situation as God would nothing is too hard to overcome. I have been given a gift that I suspect few humans ever get and I intend to use this gift to enrich the lives of the people I have contact with. It has been my prayer that you be one of the people I contact, but this decision is yours alone. Whatever you decide it will be the correct decision, if God intends us for each other we are sure to meet and fall in love. I will anxiously await your decision Doug


PatheticPersonals.com | When Doug sees
something, he goes and gets it...forever...without success     Years went by and I never did hear back from my Thai numnut, looks like God had other plans. Good thing I spent five years writing profiles directed to her and her only. Boy, God's plan works in mysterious ways, don't it? Oh well, gotta go shoot people in the face.

"nothing like home"

I am a: 35 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq
looking for a: 18 to 35-year old woman within Iraq

What do you do for fun?
visit my friends ,go party,use my pc

About me and who I'd like to meet
Im a man lwant a woman love me not more.i like to meet woman love her, childs ,her fimely ,her home love all the peopole ,ilove my mothor and father very mach.im a romans man love music ,pc, and pets.i hope my meet like me not must and i respect her forever


PatheticPersonals.com | But he still loves
his mothor     Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Numnut, not to praise him.
The evil that peopole do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their PCs;
So let it be with Numnut.

"Iam free"

I am a: 28 yr old man
located in: Bagdad > Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
I enjoy when Imake anew frendshep relatiom.and read books

About me and who I'd like to meet
I man want to marred and I work in Iraqi airwaysas astw. and Iwant to meet awomen .some women ander stand me and fellin love with me and aiiwiys tolk with me about any think she feilit.and emeal me if any women agree with me.


PatheticPersonals.com | Fly Iraqi
Airwaysas, you'll aiiwiys feel at home     Do you, numnut, take this women to be your lawfully--what? He said marred? Oh, we can arrange that. Club him in the head.

"hi iam som 1 how rely belev in love????!!!!!!"

I am a: 29 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq
looking for a: 18 to 35-year old woman within United-States, California, Squaw Valley

About me and who I'd like to meet
i would like 2 met som1 she belevs in love thats itand 2 be onast with the 1 how talking with her and belev me life like anife all the way i lost so many things in my life but i will try and try 2 cach the train , so be with me and win me thanks 4 evry think


(See what he's talking about! Visit Squaw Valley now!)
"If you had one wish....."

I am a: 38 yr old man
located in: Zakhuz, , Iraq
looking for a: 28 to 38-year old woman within 25 miles of Zakhuz, , Iraq
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

What do you do for fun?
Cruizing to nowhere in the convertable, taking the bird for a walk, reading the paper, BUILDING SOMETHING....ANYTHING, playing with power tools, tinkering, philosophy, star gazing, and best of all questioning life to the fullest!! =)

About me and who I'd like to meet
Oh boy heres the hard part. Lets see if I can do this without regreting what I said...... First she has to come from a stable background....good morals, upbringing, values, stability and ethics. A optimist at heart I guess. She never has been in prison, taken pscho pills, been abused, neglected as a child or been beaten. someone who is easy going and has eliminated all "DRAMA" from her life. Easy going, friendly and becomes a person of magnetic charm to whomever she meets. Humble but not "squishy", has more Faith than religion. Is sure of herself, rightfull of her beliefs. Strong in opionion, but loves to argue in a laughing and contemplative way. (if that makes sense) Here is the hardest one...... whom is a women of Logic NOT emotion. In a nutshell.......a woman who is just plain nice. 24/7 even at that time of the month ... ( oh no! did I just write that?) Sorry ladies I am old enough to know that excuse lets you get away with ALOT ....gggrrrrr.... =) Somebody with whom I can find my best friend. Sorry I have no photo online but will email one once I get a digital camera. I'm not a Geoge Clooney but I'm not a Gilford Godfreid either. Simple, considerate, easy going, helpful, and seeking someone with whom I will spend the rest of my life with. Is my soul mate out there?? I will reply to all that answer. Send email address and I will forward mine. Good luck on your search and thanks for reading!!!


(So, any regrets after that?)
"LO"

located in: Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
I love to play on my guitar and I love to listen to country songs .

About me and who I'd like to meet
Id like to meet somone romantic and hot and that she can love me for the rest of life just like the way I'll do I don't care about the way she looks as long as she will be mine for ever and ever . I love country miusic and I play on the guitar and I live in Iraq - Baghdad


PatheticPersonals.com | Leave poor
Willie alone     I'll do anything to avoid the IRS.

"HEY !!! IM HERE ....HaHa"

I am a: 23 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
well .. playing basket ball ...kistining to good refreshing songs ... and ALWAYS CHAT

About me and who I'd like to meet
well ..I studied in a computer Eng. college and now im studying English Trans. and I realy like PCs I even have my own small computer maintenance and internet center .... I admire friendships ...most of my friend go back for years with me ... and I like to have fun ..I read a lot ..... I used to have a good body shape ..but now I have some extra wpound because of this job in my center ..I just dont have any time to excersize any more ...but somtimes I do play some basket ball with my little nephew at home ..I try to teach him how to ...haha....and ....thats about it ... ;)


(Alas, he still has a better command of English than most American college students. ARE YOU KISTINING?!)
"Man of love"

I am a: 29 yr old man
located in: Bagdad > Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
I enjoy dancing

About me and who I'd like to meet
At the pegining I am a sensetive man and I hope to find someone I can talk with and she can undersatnd me very mach. I am working in the computer filed as a desigmer of programes (hardwere and softwere) I am looking for a love of my live I hope if i can find a women i can not live without and weste all my live think about. the women of my dream she is a very handsom and beautful and very smart finally she is like an angle.


(In the beginning, he's sensitive, but then he quickly loses sensation. It's called "hardwere")
"Hi match me and not lose"

I am a: 19 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq
turn-ons: Dancing, Power, Money

About me and who I'd like to meet
I'm from Iraq student in pharmacy college university of baghdad looking for marriage relationshipor friendship with christian girl which is beatiful smoking usually avilable online (using internet regularly).


PatheticPersonals.com | Dancing, power
and money     Sorry, I just logged off.

"a nice gay seeking a sexy, hot, nice & buty gurl............. if ur that gurl come and see my profile"

I am a: 18 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq
looking for a: 18 to 18-year old woman within Iraq, Bagdad > Baghdad, Baghdad
my ethnicity: No Answer
body type: No Answer
turn-ons: No Answer
sense of humor: No Answer

About me and who I'd like to meet
my frinds says that i am a joking man, but, my best frind say that i am a siryes man in the siryes times, king of joking in the joking times however that what he says, and that's what i say too. about who i like to meet........ hummmmmmm........ok.... i like to meet a hot, nice, buty & sexy gurl.... i hope that she will be leaving in Iraq / baghdad............ or ............... from anywhere in this PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP world .............. bay.........


PatheticPersonals.com | He's a numnut gurl,
in a numnut world     Peeeeep, check it: he's a "gay" wanting a "but"y girl? Come on, he wants out.

"The raod to Allah is very wide , while human thins its narrow .. pls try to use the raod of Allah .. you find it very very wide"

I am a: 30 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
I'm simple, direct and special man .. I like reading, writing, thinking and marriage with beautiful woman .. I wish I create a small love house ...

About me and who I'd like to meet
yes.. I'm a simple man who search on life based on faith .. if i meet a woman who have a lot of good thoughts about her life .. i'd like to tell you that the human must be talk right always .. and don't leying .. because God create us with right .. and learn us how we get rights .. so why we always leying .. pls i think if we search on a white heart and stability mind , we must based our thoughts and beleifs on rights .. thanks for listening


(I no ley: you are a wide road to numnuttery)
"i am man seeking beuteful gerl"

I am a: 35 yr old man
located in: ?Afak, , Iraq
looking for a: 18 to 35-year old woman within 300 miles of ?Afak, , Iraq
my ethnicity: White / Caucasian, Latino / Hispanic

About me and who I'd like to meet
I am aman want to make arelationship whith asexy gerl .if you want to make arelationship whith me plaes contact.

I hop to make arelationship whith asexy gerl i am very activ I can make it abrigninit in one month if you want akids contact .


(Well...ano)
"The Dreamer"

I am a: 27 yr old man
located in: Baghdad, , Iraq

About me and who I'd like to meet
An ambitiopus and friendly lawyer. I love life and i'm very optimistic. I love everybody and never had hard feelings for anyone. Like most Aries born people The Fire element of Aries brings assertive "I" energy. This is a flaming drive and the desire to do something! The Aries will is full of tension and passion; the "I" brings a need for independence. Aries coincides with spring time, when seeds germinate in an outpouring of energy and growth. This sign as has an instinctive identity, early extroversion, spontaneity, and a very direct approach. "Fire" can rage out of control. Aries' cardinal-sign assertiveness can become too willful. Then we have wild spring weather -- a storming nature and a passion for power. Spontaneity can become impulsive -- as only a sign ruled by energizing Mars can be! Balance comes by adding gentleness to independence and by tempering the Self with self-awareness.


Daily Horoscope:
Today is a 2. You make a fresh start when the Sun enters your Sign. The real you emerges: ambitiopus, assertive and ready for anything. Most of April is ripe with opportunities for your bullshitting. The glow starts to fade during the last week -- no one can sustain such numnuttery forever. Around May 3rd, it's hard to be completely realistic or objective. On June 22nd, your life as a friendly lawyer settles down. Misguided instincts lead you into an uncomfortable situation: jury duty.

"anyone want to become unluck & hopeless & a very severe depression sensation she must go to speak with me it is not joke"

I am a: 23 yr old man
located in: Bagdad > Baghdad, , Iraq

What do you do for fun?
i'm nothing young adult man & pefectly identical with my nick name lovedreamernew i love the siences & practical jobs , i like the cats , kids i want to be famous

About me and who I'd like to meet
i'm young adult man love & dream of everything but really i'm unlucky & get nothing until now i say allwys "the better things are gone rapidly " but now ido not have anything good to be gone rapidly ?? it just dreams & hopes i may be or may not


(You won't)
What do you do for fun?

i am mohsen i leve in iran I am a happy boy and i am a moslen in iran tehran i talk pershen and i like my match talk pershen too

About me and who I'd like to meet
I like speak dy a beautiful girl or womam but prefer she is iranian or she can speak parshen (farsi) until we can speak or write (farsi) letter because in iran speak farsi is general language and speak


(And what better way to find an Iranian, farsi-speaking womam than on American Singles!)
"I'll love you if you want me."

I am a: 28 yr old man
located in: Tehran, , Iran

About me and who I'd like to meet
Hello. I'm one man 30 year old and needed one butiful girl. I just wanted you know that if you send me first email will be absolutely wonderful. You are Probably a fabulous lover, and you made me feel very special. Thank you for an incredible option. I have hope that you and I can be understand together and we can be have binary relation.I like has some incredibly different good news and bad news.I can give you know all these how will be on our relationship, and I will hapy that write this to you. But I sure you good know that this is what I really told, and it wouldn't do either of us any good for we to stay at home wishing and having regrets.if you move afterward of god will be blessing.So I hope you would be sober or wise at me for taking this opportunity.probably I love you very much, and I think we can make this work. Let's talk when we get together and figure out a way to keep things together. I know we can do it.


(If you're one man, press 1; if you need a butiful girl, press 2; if you are probably a fabulous lover, press 3; if you have already made him feel special, press 4; if you wish to make him feel special in the future, press 5; if you seek a binary relation, press 6; if you like have some incredibly different good news and bad news, press 7; thank you for an incredible option)
I like swiming, photography because I take professionals photos,and I like history very much,computer science, movie, gone with the wind is one of my best selections, and I like historic romances too, I know many things about many things like philosophy,and I love soqrate ther thing are driving,electronics,I like classical musics and many many other things I hope every body be the best body.

PatheticPersonals.com | Blockbust
my balls     No sir, I don't know where The Shining is...The Godfather? No, not sure about that either. I can tell you where Gone With the Wind is, you wanna rent that? No? You wanna rent My Dinner with Soqrate? No? Gone With the Wind? Oh yeah, you already said no.

Hello girls harry up i'm single again.

I'm Honest romantic,intelligent family orinted and faithfull(other woords i'm a catch so dont wait or it will be too late. HA,HA) I like out doors,traviling and gampling. Where is that funny goodlooking romantic lady I'm looking for?I'm shure she is out thier,it's a matter of finding each other.I'm originaly from the middle east so if you'r races forget it.It's your lose.I have my own bussines.And the money is good put as it comes it goes.I'm tired of being lonly ,so if you think we can get along let's give a shot.


(Fine, it's my lose)
Interests

for fun:
sometimes game or read book or watching Tv or listening music and etc . . .

favorite hot spots:
if I can I like go to North of Iran or anothe city in Iran . . .

favorite things:
TV - music (jaz- pap etc - reading poem book or Novel book -

last read:
A novrel and newpaper


(Women are allowed to read novrels in Iran? Who knew)
 

 

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