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5'9 cool as they come white brown eyes blonde hair 20 yrs. old. doing the military thang, plan to go to college soon. yo! yo! not to much to say so PEACE. hot sexy finger licking good ho my .... dang girl... wuz up you know what i mean. na she has to be nice pretty cool and down for whatever.
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19 brown skin slim about 170 6'0 feet braids gold teeth. I have one child that I know about a little girl. I like to stay in and cook watch movie or just chill. it dont matter just not big girls I mean like sloppy fat. You must like kids, hell you can have some your self just not to many.
(That you know about)
About Me:
Im a kewl guy.. Luv'z 2 hav fun party errynow and then. I do talk ghetto sorry. I luv goin places doin things.. I luv all kindz of thins wut eva soundz fun at that poin in time. I kno this aint much but if u wunna kno more aks me iight.. Juz be real and be ya self
About the one I'm looking for:
Lookin for a gurl who is "REAL NOT FAKE" and i dont mean by a real guy or fake gurl. I mean acting wise. I like a freaky gurl but also a classy gurl. Loves to kick it some timez and luv'z to go out and party sometimes.. Makes sure she looks good and takes care of how she looks. Funny,smart,sexy, and juz all out great..
My idea of the perfect first date:
There is so many things that could be a perfect furst date.. It just depends on the gurl.. So if we went on that date you'd find out...
My perception of an ideal relationship:
No lies specailly over something so small and stupid. Just keep it real no matta how hard. And alwayz have time for each other and each others needs and wants. A good realashonship to me is when your with someone you are your self around and aint scared to be then you know you have something there.
What I've have learned from my past relationships:
Luv iz tough and hard. But hey thats luv. And that you have to listen you get no where by shutting out your partner (weird choice of wurd but hey lol). Ya have to listen.
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A nigga had to have a fat stack And I was a fool, don't make me have to grab my strap and go rat-tat-tat-tat, nigga slap to a motherfucker face he fall Can't none of y'all niggaz see the Doggy Dogg Cuz I'm one rude boy comin with the wickedness So shut the fuck up, and listen while I'm kickin this |
luv2eatthepussy
More about his match:
loves to have fun dose not like to arguee love to pleases mind body and soul a true freak out spoken speaks what on my mind love to go out dancing loves to have fun love to wear mini skirts can handel a freaky guy loves animals not a home body love to try any thing once
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Save me, Messiah. |
"very short time dating....got bored being alone...not looking for serious relationship"
About me and who I'd like to date
Hi honey, I dont mind how u r...jus got bored with the lone life n wanna have some fun thru dating with u, if u like it...n im not serious with the relationships...i just cant find myself free weekdays...i wanna have some gud time weekends with u ...few samll parties... weekend dinnerz in a silent place,n some private fun if u permit n if u dont mind me leaving u after shring some physical relationship.....but im sure my date is gonna have gud weekends till our relationship lasts...newayz gud luck for ur hunt...
Interests
for fun:
i just keep talkin fun...but im a slow starter, once started, itz difficult for my frenz to keep themselves away from my company..i like lakeside drives, rather itz my favorite pasttimes..n wat else..i
favorite hot spots:
Philadelphia.....NYC, Broomecounty, NY...i luv it cuz its my first stay in usa, n ofcourse it is beautiful...finger lakes.....i like waterfalls, beeches etc etc...rather every beauti
favorite things:
mexican, india, chinese, thai, singaporian n malasian cusines...no TV..cool outfits...music not heavy metals, but i do enjoy it if in gud mood....n one more imp. thing...im not looking for a serious <
last read:
itz about match.com n im here for my dates...lol...
(For a less serious <, I'd go for a {, ( or [ )
A CLOSED MOUTH DONT GET FED
NOW HOW DO I START THIS I SUPPOSE BY TELLING YOU DONT BE SCURED CAUSE A CLOSED MOUTH DONT GET FED. NOW DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME I'MA DJ AND PROBALLY THE COOLEST PERSON YOU MAY EVER MEET I LIKES TO KICK IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I CAN CHILL AND BE A HOME BODY COOK DINNER AND WATCH A MOVIE. I ALSO LIKES TO WRITES POETRY ABOUT PLACES I'VE BEEN AND THINGS I'VE SEE. I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON MY FAMILIES MUSIC (BROTHER, SISTER, NEICE AND NEPHEWS)ITS HIP-HOP AND OFF THE HOOK. ROYALTY RECORDS ONE LOVE WELL THATS THE BASICS SO LIKE I SAID DONT BE SCURED CAUSE A CLOSED MOUTH DONT GET FED
(Too bad a closed mouth won't shut up)
d,s in da house
i like to party and do whatever whenever i want 2 i was born ready o yea i aint wit her we aint even friends i jus know her
you cant be fat cause im a really slim guy but if you want to work out we can i like to situps and push ups hows about you
(Me? Oh, it's hard to explain...I really, really like...well...I like men who make me wish I had never learned to read) I'm a 22 year old woman. I'm in a situation. I have 2 beatiful girls that i love dearly. I'm lonly and just lookin for converstation maybe a date or two. Nothing serious right at this moment. I was born in KS. I hate borning ol Muncie. I just moved back from IL. I"m just me if u don't like me ol well i will live. But if your interested holla at. I am lookin for a thugish man who has respect but likes to get down and dirty. I've been in my shell too long and i'm in need of a good time. I prefer a black man but if theres some thugish white guys (like Eminem)i can work wit ya.
(Eminem is thuggish? But I thought everyone wanted to rape their wife and beat the shit out of their mom)
About me:
2-way freak :-)~ (B-DAY 4-25) AIGHT LET ME TELL YOU A LIL BOUT ME... I AM A GHETTO THUGGED OUT SEXY WHITE GIRL WITH A PHAT A$$ AND A PHAT SWEET PU$$Y . I LOVE SEX! I HAVE 5 PIERCINGS SOON TO BE 8 AND 4 TATTOOS. I KEEP IT REAL AND I DONT LIKE TO BE ON NO GAMES... I DONT LIKE TO MANY FEMALES CUZ THEY USEUALLY FAKE AND TALK TO MUCH... IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE BOUT ME HOLLA AT ME IN THA 20'S ROOM OR YOU CAN E-MAIL ME I WANNA SAY WHATS UP TO AFTERTHOUGHT, ELJAY, 4DOGG, LILTYZON, STYLES AND ALL THA REST OF THA FAM...YOU KNOW I LUV YALL ....OH YEA ONE MORE THING BEFORE I GO I LOVE ME A THUG
Headline:
DOWN A$$ BIT*H
About the one I'm looking for:
SOME ONE WHO IS INTERESTED AND NOT ON NO GAMES. HEAD ON STRAIGHT AND NOT IMMATURE BUT KNOWS TO HAVE FUN WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.
My idea of the perfect first date:
WHAT EVER MY DATE WANTS TO DO TO STAY HAPPY AND HAVE FUN.
What I've learned from my past relationships:
THAT THERE IS A LOT OF THINGS YOU CAN LEARN OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP AND DON'T FALL IN LOVE TOO EASY BECAUSE YOU MAY END UP GETTING HURT. IF YOU THINK SOMEONE IS CHEATING ON YOU JUST ASK IF YOUR REALTIONSHIP IS GOIN RIGHT THEY SHOULDNT BE CHEATIN ON YOU AND IF THEY ARE THEN THEY SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. MAKE SURE YOU SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH EACHOTHER
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Aite, dis is one spunky, fit breeatch. I wanna get jiggy wiv Mr. Biggy, deeyum! She ain't up da spout, eitha. Big up, fanks. |
I needs me a Shorty to be with. I be worken every day. I be needen loven when I at the crib. So if you be lookin I be hear for you.
(I appreciate your availability. Maybe you can help me with a problem I've been having. Is it actually pronounced "Fifty Cents" or "Fitty Cents?" Now I've heard "Fitty Cent" but it just doesn't hold true that the modifier, which in this case requires a plural noun, gets a singular one. I be waitin' fo yo ansa)
More about Bone Thug 'n Harmony's Match:
All I want is for a woman 2 B real with Me and herself! Looks are overated! Being 90% of the Fly, Hott,& Beautiful, girls out there are not so beautiful on the inside!! (think what cha want but thatz the truth!) attraction is important I'm open 2 all types of woman I want a lady that want's 2 B treated like a woman iz ment 2 B treated! Turn-onz: Long (healthy) hair, Full(lucious)lips, Sexy sentual voice! NATURAL Beauty, winning personallity! Turn-offz: Too much make-up, Vulgar personallity, permiscuious wayz, Bad attitude towards others!, 2-faced!! well that sumz it up, I'm willing 2 give the right lady my digitz so we can have a real conversation! keep-that-in-mind ~Holla~One~Love!!
(Love back atcha, bone thug. I implore you: continue to keep it real. Please shoulder that burden, you're our only hope. I think that is how things iz ment 2 B)
Sup ladies? Let me introduce u myself.. My name is Otis.. but my nickname is Tiger u can called me whatever name.. I'm 25 6'0 210lbs from Cincinnati Ohio .. I would like to meetin any Finee WOMEN to have fun Do you know what mean is have "FUN" I aint player or pimp lol .. I just need to meet new people.. I never been travellin alot or take a chance to meet new people.. I think its time for me to meet em till I find the ONE for me.. then I can be settle with the ONE! are you the ONE for me ? Better hurry up here your chance to get know this FINEE MAN :-) Y'all take care ... wink* P.s whenever u holla me up please send me your pics if not then i wont reply real quick!
(I can called you whatever name? Finee, then. I'll call you Otis, the sweetest pimp. Pimpin' ain't easy, but it is a great way to meet people. You should really reconsider)
I'm a east coast guy that now resides on the westside. I enjoy having a good time. I do not like being around people with mad problems, so if your on the rebound- chill, I'm not the one. Listening to problems is not my specialty, i'm not a head shrink and i'm not going to be able to solve any mental issues. I love real Hip Hop music and mathematics
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M.C. Hawking in the hizouse, tearin' shit up!
Hip Hop and Mafematics go hand in muthafuznickin' hand, yo. Touch my screen. |
WHATS HOOD
I am a handsome black intelligent male searching for someone at least with some since. I loveto have fun but I dont like BS, STDS, and HIV's
someone secure with themselves and down for whatever. someone who can understand the stake in my heart and someone who is looking to change this thing we call tradition. If you're lost reading my add YOU'RE NOT THE ONE!
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Look, either you understand the stake in my heart, or you don't. |
Mellow yet anything once type of guy. Dont like drama but will defend myself. Definatly a ladies man, respectful yet not conservative. Outgoing. Educated, smart, though funny & street. Many friends & very loyal. I got your back if you got mine. Not a cheap guy but not a sucker! Risk taker. Urban dressed but 100% me. Got me? Then hit me.
(Gladly)
Anything you want to know just ask. Just because you ask doesn't mean I'll answer though. Come to me correctly and you shall be replied to correctly. Don't bother speaking if you think "conversate" is a word or "boo" is in your vernacular.
I have no definite type of match. Just talk to me and I'll let you know if I like you. Please and I stress PLEASE don't call me boo nor use "conversate"!!! CONVERSATE is NOT a word. The word is CONVERSE. If "conversate" is in your vernacular please don't bother.
(So do you wanna conversate?.....boo?)
"LIKE A PIMP"
About me and who I'd like to meet
i'm a very mystic person so any thing else u would like 2 know. jus ask. if that doesn't help you than too bad for you. i don't mind conversating with anyone. i love people and all the peolpe that i have met love me. women i love ya'll so as many that would like jus holla at yo boy.
(Remember: like a pimp, not a pimp)
To all my shorties im askin yall 21 questions and it`s all about us.I jus wanna chill and twist alot and I wanna meet friends to chill I am brownskin brown eyes cornrows im tall 6ft Indian JEEP CHEROKEE Shorty If you like what you readin holla at ya boy stop pass Penrose and Pulaski thats wassup and thats the buzziness
Holla Sweets
(What's it gonna take to put you in this Jeep Cherokee today? Low monthly payments? Low interest? Oh...you have no interest? Damn, boo)
What do you do for fun?
WHAT I LIKE DOIN FA FUN IS GOIN 2nd LINES BACK HOME IN THE PROJECTS WHERR IM FROM AND THE CLUBS BACK HOME IN DA N.O.(new orleans). HERR IN DA NATI I LIKE TO GO BOWLIN SHOOTIN POOL RIDING MY
About me and who I'd like to meet
WHATS GOOD LADIES... DIS IS A 6'2" 225POUND MUSCULAR BUILT BROWN SKINNED MAN WITH 12 PLATINUM TEETH AND BRAIDS DAT COME ALIL PAST MY SHOULDERS AND IM A NEW ORLEANS PLAY BOI IM O' RIGANALLY FROM DA PROJECT IN DA N.O. BUT NOW IM IN DA NATI AND IM A PROFESSIONAL NOW AND DONT SELL DOPE NO MORE, IM A OUTGOIN TYPE NI99A I LIKE GOIN OUT CLUBBIN PARTIES SHOOTIN POOL I SMOKE AND DRINK HAVE NO KIDS BUT IN DA FUTURE WILL LIKE TO HAVE SOME. IM LOOKING FOR A NICE AND THICK WOMEN TO GET TO KNOW IN ANY AND EVERY WAY POSSIBLE, I LOVE A SHORT THICK WOMEN BUT NO FAT! BUT SHE HAS TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND HAVE TO HAVE HER OWN JOB LIKE ME BUT I LOVE TO SPOIL MY QUEEN AND SHE HAS TO BE VERY FREAKY LIKE ME IM A VERY SENSUAL MAN AND I THINK IT IS GOOD TO BE COMPATABLE IN THAT WAY I STAY IN THE BEST OF CLOTHES AND SHOES AND JEWELS AND WILL KEEP MY QUEEN IN THE SAME I LOVE RED BONES BUT DONT DISCRIMINATE IN COMPLECTION AS LONG AS YOU LOOKIN GOOD IIGHT SO ALL DA LADIES GET AT YA BOI IIGHT..........HOLLA
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Boi, oh boi! You ain't no playa until you gots 15 platinum teeth, iight? |
well...im a average mutha luva i got a good since of humor my favorite food is cereal and pizza i have a niece and a nephew i treat like they are my own i weigth 195lbs not flab regular haircut had braids ummm...a woman that is funny and not funny acting not no selfish woman not a girl that is scared to talk i want one i have alot in common wit well any type is good
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Hello Pizza Hut? I'd like to place an order, please. As indicated in my profile, my favorite food is cereal and pizza. Lucky Charms and pepperoni, please. Hold the numnuts. |
i'm lightskin, braids,5'7,thin, loveable,friendly,caring,dependable,educated, and likes 2 have good convo'z so holla @ cha boi
More about convo'zationalist's match:
a friend, loving,caring,easy 2 get along with,nice, just sum1 i can do everything wiht, i like short ladies but it don't matter,lightskin but i don't matter,and have a good head on her shoulders,
(Correct, you don't matter)
im an atractive male in north seattle looking four fun weman that enjoy receiveing more than giving. I enjoy having weman taking a joy ride holla and peace
More about Mindless in Seattle's match:
she must enjoy eatting out,having fun,cool&eazy 2 get along with.b cut enjoy cuddling being rubbed down,local and close to town,I enjoy mounds i take pounds and walk on stable ground love to lounge around live bye the sound and will roll squares when there around or cubes my games to smooth and u so sweet i might loose a tooth thats the truth please dont put me in a nuse im what the house bets on so i dont think you will lose..................
(These rhymes are off the hook, Broseph. I'm more of an Almond Joy man myself)
About me and who I'd like to date
I am the kind of person who is lookin 4 a relationship widout the drama ive had in the past. devotion is a key and so is honest in a relationship. i dont have much to show 4 the things ive done in life except knowledge on subjucts bes left out of the picture but ill tell my gurl everything bout me after i know she is my gurl. written 4 the right person
Interests
for fun:
I Dont Know What to Say Other Than I live In a Small Town and Im ready To Find a Person Who Is Right to be wit. I like to bust rhymes and to love wid a passion. I lived a bad life and wanna jus live the rest the way i should.
favorite hot spots:
I like to travel straight to my gurl so she can travel straight to my arms
favorite things:
my favorite things are so few i cant think of many. i like to ride, love and act like i can do anything
last read:
peoples profiles to find someone 4 me
(That's funny, I would've thought the last book you read was Seven Effective Habits of Highly Defective People)
What do you do for fun?
I go out wit friendz o jus lay back at home and when i come from scool i usally
like to go to tha gym if iam not to sleepy .... normal stuff
About me and who I'd like to date
imma puerto rican raised in mia well i really dont like dis thinkgs so basically
if ya wanna get 2 kno me im me ! and imma get to ya dam and since i have to fill up
mo words cause they gotta b 200 so lets jus type any shit to occupy spance and i hop
your not readin this and if you are sorry and stop cause it dosent
get anybetta
(I love the way you occupy spance)
D-DUB THA PRINCE OF CHI-TOWN
Im Dwight a.k.a D-Dub 0020 a cool dude from tha westside of chi-town. And im lookin for that cool chick that i can kick it with. And i always treat my girls like queens. every girl i broke up with it was there fault. I grew up in tha Rockwell Projects on tha westside of chicago. But im out tha P.J's now. Im sorry i don't have i picture of me yet. But im 5.9 brown skined with waves. Peoples always tell me i look jus like nas and j-boog from b2k. Don,t worry sweethearts because a picture of Dwight will be comin soon.
(To become King, prince D-Dub, you must first get outta dose P.J's)
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