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I'm pregnant!

Bowel full o' popcorn

The Things Men Say
The Cyber Diary of Alexis Nexis

Pitiful Proverbs from Pathetic Personals

If a person looks better in clothes, rather than without them, you will never be fully satisfied.

I love to have sex, LOT'S of sex. So, if you are down with the brown, then let's hook up. Men, remember my favorite quote "DO ME AND I WILL DO YOU TOO."

I believe in the saying of " its not what is on theoutside of a person but it is what is in the inside that really cunts" .

You have 2 choices die living or die dying. I will die living... :)

I am like chunky but not to chunky. I have this saying that goes like this... "You could be the finest person in the world but at the same time have a bad attitude and a messedup personality.

"TAKE ME TO THE CARNIVAL SHOWME HOW A LADY SHOULD BE TREATED AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW A MAN CRAVES TO BE TREATED"

I believe in honesty and the do to others motto.

NOW HOW DO I START THIS I SUPPOSE BY TELLING YOU DONT BE SCURED CAUSE A CLOSED MOUTH DONT GET FED.

To understand some thing very clearly,u've got to get out of there. An insect that is born inside a mango will never be able to tell what a mango is until it gets out into the world. I can't explain myself & i can't say how i wish my date to be

Experience it then talk about it is my model.

I believe in the Golden Rule. I believe "If a person shows you how they are, believe them."

Lately I've found myself writing letters, just to say something, these aren't letters to someone I know, but maybe to someone I hope to meet. "I think therefore I am"--I Think...what do you think about that???

Favorite Quote: ""life is like a box of cholates- you never know what you might get" forest gump"

life is too short to live with someone loves you and you love.

Favorite Quote: "The Golden Rule"

I think Nichole Kidman said it best " I'm not looking for casual, I want someone to rock my world" What a great quote! I would like to find an equal not any sponges.

I am a strong beleaver in the quote"When a good thing comes along you got to grab on with both hands and hang on tight because it may not come along again.

I Like hiking, SciFi, horseback riding, photography (still and video), computers, internet, My favorite saying - "If it feels good do it, if feels real good do it a lot".

""If you dont define urself for urself, youll be crushed onto other peoples fantasies of you and eatin alive.""