Classic Funny Quotes From Personals

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I believe in the saying of " its not what is on theoutside of a person but it is what is in the inside that really cunts" .

When not pregnant, I like the bar scene but not too often.

Friends thrust me because i am worth it

Breast Cancer has made me a stronger person with bigger boobs.

Personnal hygiene is important; can't eat it, don't want it.

hi Im 6.ft.2an nonsoik and non drink I liek pliy sport and hav fun go wilk see move I m free dises and halthi will I Haeb hear from u maseg me thinks

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favorite things: watching a thunderstorm front move in; licking chocholate batter from the bowel; drinking Tarantula while floating on the lake with friends.

intellic is a must for i can not have conversion with people who do not understand me

Im a kind of guy that moist girls wouldnt think of.

Hello, I do nit like one night stands, I don't like people talking sexy to me that makes me sick, im biosexual

I would like to start going back to church but that will come in to play when God wants that to happen.

I have not seriously dated a woman since I was shot in 1999.

I am a big beautiful woman, but I can sit in a bus or airplane seat and still be comfortable.

I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMMER THAT EVERYONE ENJOY'S.

look me up and let talk\.WE can talk a nd see if we can take it to a difference lever

i dun drink much cause i have allergy on alcohol but i do sometimes if necessary actually only one or two.

Sexy cut I woyuld love to date a wite guy sexy im sexy I m black I want sex I have a good sex drive I love it . it seems cute to me.

I guess the most important thing is that i need to find someone that likes me. Without that, the relationship goes nowhere.

Hi I am cindy. First if all iam a bad typset. i have three kids .9 11 and 12 . that i a take care of my own

I liek to laugh and giggle. I am not much a joking person

OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT AND IF U DONT WANNA TALK TO ME CUZ I AM THEN FORGET YOU BC U R PROLLY A BIG UGLY NERD ANYWAYS. BYE!

I like outdoor activities as well as indoor activites

LOOKING FOR ATRACTIVE WOMEN SO LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME IF I AM NOT TURNED ON IT JUST WORK OUT

I enjoy my two children and assist them in leaning about life.

Don't worry...I am the female version of what I am looking for in a mate.

i'm pretty much a laid back person. compared to other girls in dating..they tend to be dramafied

I wear glasses, I have my belly button pierced and I am slightly tan(because of the sun).

BUT PLZ DON'T MESSAGE ME BECAUSE OF YOUR HORNY THANKS!!

Ive got a passive side to me as well antelagent side as well as a soft side but irealy have aunprodickable side which not to crazey not by alonge shot.

My idea of a perfect day with someone is getting a thermos of hot coffee and going out to the shooting range for some practice.

I spend my free time playing games, or at the libary learing

i'm not a control freak i don't care what you do as long as your a faithful person and don't cheat. one thing you should know i'm in trouble with the law for dwi's but that dosen't make me a bad person. i'm trying to change.

HANDSOME MAN IN OHIO LOOKING FOR A GREAT TIME WITH A STONE COLD FREAK WITH MORALS

I want a woman that when ask for sex just doesnt look at you with the question "what is that".

I AM RESPONSIBLE IN ALL WAYS NEEDED, BUT I ALWAYS LIVE LIFE TO ITS LIMITATIONS!!!!!!

now for some reason i have resived replys from here from porn sites so if your for real just include the tittle of this add in yout reply.

writting is another way for me to be creative

I am in no way a prefect women looking for the prefect man...do that exist.

Any topic should be open for discussion from what's for dinner to sex to how are we going to pay for that

"NOT a princess or Barbie but look inside and you will find them."

My friends like to come when they have problems

I'm here because I hate the internet. I want tobget offline and outside, or at least inside somewhere else.

i've been off the dating "market" for a while now and as i get younger, i'm starting to realize that life is not complete without someone special to share it with

Now, I'm not gonna lie and say I wouldn't like my date to be a perfect 10. I'm just saying sometimes I've found dating 5's - 7's more rewarding

I TRY TO DO PEOPLE THE WAY I WANT TO BE DONE

I am black and easy going-so that makes me "Unique" for a black man.

So in real life I like to fine my solemate to haveand to hole forever.

I prefer a man with no gold in his mouth but I can deal with one or two especially if they're pullouts.

FAVE THINGS, I'M A VEGIETARIAN(ANY KINDS OF VEGGIE)...I EAT MEAT(BUT I ONLY EAT MEAT LIKE 1'S OR TWICE A WEEK)

They say that brain surgury changes a person forever.

I'am not the sharpest penil in the box when comes to book learning but I have common sence

Speaking of traveling, I love to go places at the drop of a hat pin.

Being a cancerian, I am truely romantic

No offense to the ladies with an "athletic" build, but if I wanted someone with no breasts I'd have gone out with one of the many gay men who've hit on me.