I am a poet. Fire Lightning The cold fire of the desert wind Sings of your beauty to the dying The tears of New York love Wash away their breath As the laughter of the tired Shakes the earth from the sky From elegant rest the world awakens The dream is ending in sunset The light is fading into smoke As doves flap into the night The storm is blowing away Our sight from our minds

(So this is what it sounds like when doves are shredded in woodchipping machines)

im singel in winston salem looking for a woman that can answer my PRAYER

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who will not creep
One who thinks before she speaks
And doesn't disappear for weeks
I pray that she's gainfully employed
And doesn't clam up when she's annoyed
Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind
And knows what to do when she lets me hit from behind
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitching
And brings me food, when she gets back from the kitchen.
I pray that this woman will love me to no end
And will not try to sleep with any of my friends
I pray this prayer in Jesus' name
Oh, by the way Lord, deliver me from
a woman who plays childish games
As i treat her, shall she treat me the same
Simply someone who'll answer all her calls on the cell phone
And is not trying to do me wrong
Now I'll just wait
For I know you will send her before it's too late

(It's too late)

"Sage"

for fun:
Leave me on this wall ive wept. Feeling where this soul has crept. Read me as Ifallbeneath you. Beat me for a second time. Help me s I need to love you. Help me as i carry further to hate you. Slap aross my wrist. Help me to see through the mist. sb

(We have so much in common, I like to do that for fun too!)

"A Poem for you"

Just looking for a Petie Lady 4'6" To 5'4" and very long hair. A ladie who knows how to put her point across. Iam looking for my special lady to walk hand in hand with. Someone who is down to earth and with a great sense of humor. If you like my poems just wink!

Must...not...wink...

I am the earth... Gaia... The divine feminine emerging from Nothingness and the cry of Khaos... I am Aurora Borealis... the Morning Stra, mystically dwelling in the abyss of transformation... I am a Flower of Ra - alchemical female energy following the path of light with a heart of fire... I am a metamorphosis... the lover - mythical wonder breaking the mundane into its true highest being... an embryonic bearer of cups hatched into the queen of wands... I am Psyche - all wholeness unlocked by a major trans-form-ation of the higher trinity... I am the barbarian princess kneeling a Roman king - nigttime creaturees hauling thru my veins from legendary Transylvanian woods, consumed by their own intensity... Such passion and hunger for the Light... Did you see their glowing eyes burning? Did you see mine? Calling? Yearning?

(Dry heaving?)

I am looking for someone that is kind, smart, careing, loyal, cute, and have pretty eyes. I am smart, kind, loyal, athletic, careing, easy going, and funny. I am a published poet, i like to write. I am considered one of the TOP 200 poets in america and internationally. I like to hang with my friends, movies, hang at the ballfields, and computers. Hope to hear from you soon. Take care.

(Snap, if your prose is this engaging I wonder what unbelievable beauty your poetry will unfold. Unfortunately we'll never know, for I only date the top 100 poets in the world and so far I'm only through 24 of them. But I will leave you with this Haiku:)

athletic poet
inappropriate touching
get the hell out now

"My name is John and I'm Mr. Right, Please see attached poem!"

My name is John and I'm Mr. Right. I'm looking for a girl that's really out of sight. Her hair is gold and her eyes are green or blue, her heart is caring and her words are true. She loves to live by the golden rule, that's why I find her so very, very cool. I love this girl whose in my mind because to me she's beautiful and always kind. I search for this girl each and every day and I pray to GOD to send me her way. When I find her I'll know she's the one, because whatever we do, it'll be fun. Washing the dishes or a night out on the town, we will be happy and seldom frown. If you've been inspired by the poetry of this man, Please leave your name and number and I'll call you as soon as I can.

(Sorry, I'm on the "Do not ever fucking call me" list)

"A Valentine's Day poem, for the ladies in need of a change."

About me and who I'd like to date
I can't change my age, I hurt deep inside. All you beautiful ladies, I won't run and hide. My closet has clothes, no skeletons there. The heart's filled with love, and everlasting care. I can light up a room, just being me. There are plenty of things left, that I have to see. I can make people laugh, maybe that's why I'm here.

(Bingo)

Are you searching for someone who likes long walks on the beach? Or driving in a topless jeep? Someone who loves the great outdoors? Or enjoys shopping in all kinds of stores? Someone who is honest and a romantic at heart? Someone who doesn't rush, takes it slow at the start? Likes to laugh as much as possible? Who's together and completely stable? Not a cheap skate but who is good with money? Who can be as cuddly as a bunny? Someone who likes dancing the night away? Or watching a movie or Broadway play? Someone who is serious, but also kids around? Someone who's not stupid, but not too profound? A man that likes to take a motorcycle ride? A man not afraid to show a sensitive side? A man who is strong and not easily upset? A man who works hard and is not afraid to sweat? A guy who's laid back, not worried or nervous? Someone who enjoys being at your service? A guy that lets you be who you are? And who really isn't into the scenes at the bar? A trusting man who takes you at your word? And listens when you want to be heard? Well I am that and a whole lot more! Contact me and maybe I am the one you're looking for!

(Remember folks, if it rhymes, it must be good poetry. But wait "beach" and "jeep" don't rhyme! And to think I masturbated over you)

About me and who I'd like to date
a sweet caress of your hands and i am lost as the warmth of your heart melts my frost so sweet and gentle as you smile at me as we join together in blissful ecstacy we are combined as if we are only one as our bodies intertwine beneath the noon day sun out in the open for all to see what we do but my body and soul belongs to only you no one can interfere with what we have planned as we lie in each other arms on the heat of the sands the touch of your lips upon mine sends a chill such wonderful things that you make me feel I am blessed to have you here with me fore it is only the vision of you that i can see so thank you for this moment that we shared and this truly showed how much you really cared never end this feeling of being so sublime living is this precious moment in time .....................what i need is another soul quite like my own a poetic soul that can find poetry in me.

(So far I haven't been able to locate any poetry, but I have been able to locate a great deal of fecal matter)

"{When You Cry I Cry, You Are My Air So When You Die I Die....}Dedicated To That Special Girl Whomever She May Be."

About me and who I'd like to date
Can I be the one in your life, the one holding you close at night. Can I be the one you watch the sunset with, the one with you on that special night you just can't forget. Can I be the one wiping your tears away, the one telling you how much your smile brightens my day. Can I be the one you tell your problems to, the one who always comforts and supports you. Can I be the one you call on to make you smile, the one that would do anything fo you even walk the furthest mile. Can I be the one that makes you laugh, the one that rubs your feet and runs your bath. Can I be the one you dance the night away with, the one that stands by your side when things get thick. Can I be your bestfriend, your lover and comforter til' the end. Can I be the one you grow old with, the one loving you more and more no matter how old you get. Can I be that special someone? {written by: D.S. a.k.a. The N. in Nasty}

(Dude you put the N in Nasty. You also are responsible for the Ns in Hallucinogenic, Pointless and Numnut)

So serious, this search for you My muse is mute, what can I do To tell of me all to be known So you will want me for your own? A lovely wench with eyes of blue And golden curls to tickle you And pouting lips as soft as silk And fine straight teeth as white as milk Gentle and sweet and even smart No, I am not a brazen tart Strong and daring and true and sure But sometimes shy and quite demure I would never be pedantic I'd just rather be romantic Or talk until the cows come home With someone with whom I could roam A gentleman, I'd like to meet Strong of limb and sure of feet Not biting, but a nibbling wit to share a tale or just plain sit Lost puppies please don't scratch my door I have enough; don't need no more And stray cats please go catch a mouse No room for you here in my house I simply want a man who's true And knows the things that he must do Follow the day on its' best course and live a life with no remorse A good warm up, but a bad poem. I don't usually communicate in rhyming verse, but the strangeness of this setting seemed to call for something. Of course my poem speaks the truth, though subjective.

(Truth will set you free, nice work. But...the truth seems to smell a lot like ass)

About me and who I'd like to date
I wrote a poem some years back that I feel describe in a very accurate way how I am, how I feel, how I think, what I love. The poem begins by saying "I am part of a time..." I would love to share the rest of my poem with you. I feel, I believe, I know that life is a beautiful poem that must be shared to really understand and feel what really is, that the only way you would know if I am the person you are looking for is by looking into my eyes.

(Order the rest of his poem now for the low--low price of YOUR SOUL)

[Wrestling & tickling my visiting sons]---[hugging & kissing & loving them tons]---[designing inventions to let the world live]---[readings & writings & drawings to give]---[pedals & paddles & swiming & sails]---[sands & soils, seeds & trails]---[snorkels & goggles the sun & the rain]---[flora & fauna & people with brain]---[the magical mushrooms that trade with the plants]---[The birds & the bees & even the ants]---[whisper of wind & rustle of leaves]---[cooking with sun & sunclipse at eves]---[of color and sparkle of stars and your eyes]---[of talking & touching & knowing you're wise]---[of deap penetration in thought & in act]---[warmth flowing within that doesn't detract]---[walking together while watching the moon]---[notice, your beauty makes my heart swoon]---[shareing herb of the field as we open our eyes]---[with wonder and awe I see your surprise]---[I'll climb a tall tree to see a far view ]--- [while laughing & smiling and thinking of you]

(Genius. By adding "& even the ants" to the familiar phrase "The Birds and the Bees," this gifted author has essentially reshaped our modern definition of sex. Of course! "& even the ants" is a metaphor; it really means pubic lice)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Jamie. How do you do? My personal wish is to meet someone new. Someone adventerous. Is she someone like you? I'm all about fun. I can make you smile. You'll laugh and laugh. And maybe hang out for awhile. I can be very helpful. I can be very wise. I would help you out. If you sought advice. I like movies,music,and art. I also like sports. I like to drink on occasion. And have fun of all sorts. If you seek funny but serious. If you seek happy and sad. Then seek me out. You will surly be glad.

(I will...and don't call me surly)

I believe in being faithful and thoughtful and true. It would not be my intent to make you feel blue. I will be you protection. I will be your Knight. For the honer of your company. I would fight. There is more to tell. But for now I am through. If you wish to know more then that's entirely up to you. Drop me a line. If you I have charmed. What could it hurt? What would it harm? Alas fair maidens it's time to depart. In hopes that I've captured A fair maiden's heart. THE END

(Not too sure, I'm gonna need another poem to decide)

My lady is strong of will and mind. She should not be selfish. She should be kind. My lady is independent. She can be on her own. Together is good. But so is time alone. My lady will travel wherever the road goes. We would share adventures that keep us on our toes. My lady loves humor. Jokes of all kinds. She like to party and drink. But not all the time. My lady is active. She like to move around. She likes to be brought to new, exciting ground. My lady is understanding when I don't call all the time. She knows that I care. She doesn't need to whine. I know that she's out there. But she's so hard to find. I pray that someday I find this lady of mine.... THE END

(...of the greatest epic poetry since [Wrestling & tickling my visiting sons])

I'm not your average guy / Once shy but now I'm high. Not on drugs or status or reckless thrills / But on magic and life and the wonder it instills. You'll see me smile at something wry / And other times you might see me cry. I love art in all its forms / And beaches during thunderstorms. Wealth and fame are not for me / I value truth, integrity. Camp and hike, dance and run, read and write / A creative nature is my guiding light. I work in science and education / But writing stories is my true vocation. A sense of humour you'll find / In the corners of my mind. I like a woman of the Earth / Who understands her inner worth. She'll be humble yet brave, soft but strong / Kind, gentle, and spirited with song. Spiritual, tolerant and free / Are more traits I seek in a lady. To smile is to laugh is to dance / We don't need to rush into romance. Don't boss or smoke or act haughty / Though sometimes the best of us are naughty. My life is like a fairy tale / A princess will help my spirit sail. If these words stir your heart / We can perhaps make a start

(Do you wonder if they read this on the way to hell, or once you're in the waiting room?)

This is a poem I wrote sometime ago. "Please don't move or speak/ Or wave goodbye/ Please let time immemorial/ Pass us by/ In moving the moment/ Will come to an end/ And a second would've passed/ One, we can't spend/ To speak is to belie/ A truth that can't be spoken/ For there are laws/ That should not be broken/ To wave goodbye/ Is a double transgression/ First, against the laws above/ But, most importantly, Second.../ You are the embodiment of the beautiful/ The sighs of all sighs/ The wish to be wished/ The cry of the mind's eye/ To move is to matter/ To speak is to resonate/ A catalyst of emotion/ That will erupt and disintegrate/ All reason that abounds/ All propriety that surrounds/ All that would last/ Is the impossibility/ And improbality/ Of you and me together/ Our existence will be/ For a time immaterial/ Before all history/ An epoch of the surreal/ Apriori and Despues/ A touch, a caress/ An infinity without beginning/ The essence of divinity."

(How about an infinity without end. {the sigh of all sighs})

Some guys want lust, Im ok with trust. I love to rub noses, after i surprize her with roses. ;) Sometimes a little sappy, But I love to make you happy. I like cuddle by the fireplace, with a slight smile on my face. Ill also go out dancing, But it might look like prancing.. :p I have a huge heart, And have fixing it to an art. I want some one sexy, But no one named lexy. I love to Draw people and places, But I get paid to do faces. Most girls think im fine, so what do you think, about dropping me a line?! AJ the Poet XOXO

(AJ, I will drop you a line and it'll go something like this: "That noose isn't gonna make itself, c'mon let's get to work!")

Ok ok you know this is gettin alittle weird. I am not waiting for my romeo. I guess i have to sit alone no biggie i was born alone so i guess i can hang with myself for the rest of my life no problemo. But hey I guess my long light brown hair,hazel blues, size 16 to 18 waiste was for nothin. Yes yes of course the pic thats on my profile is an old on sorry only pic i had. But i discribe myself for ya so you know what you will be getting instead of that pic.

(Solid idea, use an old photo and then confuse your potential date by explaining how you look nothing like it. My sister liked your idea so much that she posted a picture of Pamela Anderson and then explained how she was flat-chested)

But maybe if i dont have luck with men maybe i will have luck like i did last year with my peotry. Yes i am a peot just like a truck driver, just like among alot of things but if you want to know you gotta ask me ok i will tell ya anything you want to know about me just send mail or message and i will tell ya ok. Love ya in the wind. Blaze

(You're a peot and you didn't neot)

Fun is the answer to all of lifes problems.If not cuddle up next to me -while I read some poetry to you.Oh -did I forget to mention that Iwrite poetry?Yes I do,and I would to mrite some about you.

(Nothin mrong with that)

I think that it is safe to say That numbers aren't the only way To talk about the world you see But numbers come so easily. People think I am sort of smart, But they also know I have a heart. I like corney jokes,I am sort of punny.... And I have to work so I'll have money. I don't know what else to rhyme, E-mail me if you have the time!

(I have something for you to rhyme: product of incest)

About me and who I'd like to date
I am a fun loving person with a love of life and a poetic heart.Im a good listner an I make a good freind.The woman I would like to date is all of the same and more,Someone who is very caring and loving and also pocess a poetic heart.

last read:
robert frosts book of poetry becouse I love poetry and I also write poetry.

(How on Earth did you ever discover this poet "Robert Frost?" Please enlighten me. I could use some good poetry to read 'cause like the other day I was walking in the woods and the path diverged and I was like, "I wish I had some cool-ass poetry to tell me what to do")

About me and who I'd like to date
i am just me plain oh me just stay to my self and really dont talk but i talk up a storm when u get me talkin tho and i dont want to meet no one really i wanna just sit here and enjoy my life b-cuz when ya try to make a rap demo well that all i got to say.

last read:
i love it to read stuff like poety/novels and long books.

(Glad you like long books. I have a suggestion: the dictionary)

I am a realman who is a pro songwrighter and poet that is also expierienced with what it takes to respect appreciate and be dedicated with treating a lady the way that she loves to be treated. I love to do everything in life thatis fun romantic and exciting i dont like normal men because they dont know how to treat weman and when it comes to romance i am just one of the best of the best

More about best of the best's match:
she must be the love of my life and the angle of my dreams she must match the specifaction,s of my profile she must be extreamely gorgious with a heart of gold and an atitude to match she must be a one man woman only and nothing el,s

(I hope the angle of your dream is 45^o. Don't be so damn obtuse)

"I'm a down to earth, fun loving ,big butt girl who wants someone who can appreciate a sweet spirit and kind heart."

About me and who I'd like to date
I am a down to earth girl who looking for someone is kind and considerate. I am a bit indecisive so I prefer men who can take charge. I don't like men who are controlling and arrogant though.

(So I should take control but not be controlling, got it)

Interests

last read:
The divinci code by dan brown. It was the most interesting book I have ever read it really give a different perpective on women(mainly Mary Magdeline) in the bible.

(Da Vinci would be proud. Now divinci, I'm not so sure)

About me and who I'd like to date
I'M BRIAN LEHR MY MOM IS G ARIANNA MY SISTER SHE PLAYS SOCCER MAN I HAVE CP I'M IN A CHAIR FROM NEWFOUNDLAND I LIKE POETRY I SAY WAZ UP BOY I'M WHITE AND FUN TJ AND WILLOW LIKE WRESTING MY BRO IS WILLY MY DADS IN RAWLINS CROSS

last read:
poety

(Oh I get it, is your profile like slam poetry? Is this performance art? Waz up boy?)

"hi. i'm a quick witted person and i love to read and write my oun poety, i like night strolls and is looking for some fun"

last read:
the last thing i read was the book by anne rice called the tale of the body thife( i think thats how you spell it) it was the the best book that i read in along time. i just love her books.

T-h-i-f-e is the correct spelling, not to worry. Everyone else thinks it's "thief" but we know better, don't we?

I'm a caring, gental person, that writes and reads poetery. I like to bring my Lady Flowers and treat Her like a Queen. I am into weight lifting and TiJutsu (Martial Arts). If you want to know more,..

(Like what in the hell is TiJutsu? I hope it's a gental art, the kind they write about in poetery)

About me and who I'd like to date
i am 28 years old living in nyc, working for costco wholesale and going to college tobecome a computer technician. i am sencire, intellegent, romantic, funy and honest, who likes to do a variety of things but who also cut be serious. i care a bout family and freindship. i like to writte poetry and go to museans or just stay home and wacht a movie.

i am looking for somebdy who is not afraid to hold hands in public who likes candelight dinners, slow music, walks by the beach to see the sunset or sun rise but also like romantic men.

(Tough call, Chico. I don't think you'll find a woman who likes candelight dinners, slow music, walks by the beach but also like romantic men. Look, I'm just being sencire)

a night with KINNLEY as we sit on the warm sand... i hold you close and grasp your hand.. we watch the birds fly... throughout the beautifully colored sky... we hear the waves crash onto the shore... but yet there still so much more.... the sun is beginning to set... we turned ours heads and our eyes met... you gaze up into the sky and see the first shinning star... i look at just how beautiful you are... the sun has set and the night has arrived.... God i fell so alive.... we stand up and begin to walk... we stroll towards the long dock... hand and hand... we walk throught the moist sand... as happy as can be... we sit and watch the mellow and romantic sea. by KINNLEY

(God I wish he fell to his death)

About me and who I'd like to date
If my friend were to describe me in a three words, they would be loyal, giveing, and stubborn. In short, I might be the best friend you will ever have or the worst enemy ever made. I like to think of myself as stubborn only to a point, but I do agree with the first two. I love to make others smile and enjoy life in general. In fact it makes me sad to not see a person happy. If you're wandering what I look like, chek my Picture, or continue to read on. I'm an African American male who stands five feet eight and a half inches tall. I weigh one hunderd sixty pounds, and have about seven percent body fat. In other words I am pretty fit. I've got the six pack muscle definition and all that unimportant stuff.

(Totally unimportant, no need to mention it at all)

My hair is naturaly curly but it hangs down just above my shoulders so it's more wavey than curly now. If you've ever watched the t.v. show "that sventies show" I style it a lot like my favorite character "Hyde". I have a white smile but not perfect, I've never worn braces. I have dark brown eyes. Many people have told me that they have that puppy dog effect. In my spare time I write poetry, "Thug poetry" or Rap. If so inspired I've also been known to wright a few love songs. If I'm not in the mood for music you can catch in the woodsy outdoors. I grew up wtih out a father. But, blessed with a wonderful mother and sister. As a matter of fact I followed my big sister around for the first half of my life. I had to do a lot like female hormones, jerk-off boyfriends, Mother and daughter fights you know everything. It's pretty safe to say I know how to respond to females. I defenately know what to do and what not to do to make a woman smile or cry. Like I said I love to make people smile.

My Ideal match woul Love to be outside. She would be outgoing, with a mind of her own. She would be more experienced than me in life. (I love a challenge.) I would hope that she enjoyes dressing and looking femenine, even in jeans or sweats. The tom-boy look is kinda played out in my opinion. Physical looks to me realy don't matter and no matter how unoriginal it sounds, inner beauty is more important to me. Now, I'm not gonna lie and say I wouldn't like my date to be a perfect 10. I'm just saying sometimes I've found dating 5's - 7's more rewarding.

(How big of you)