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Nougaty numnuts! Glad I reread my first draft of the Jerry Maguire review...I just wasn't feeling it. |
I think I have change this so many times because I go on a date, realize that there is one thing that I would like to add or change to this profile. Well if you ever saw the Movie Jerry Maguire staring Tom Cruise I would say that?s what I would love in a women. The look I like and even would love to be the little boy father that was in the movie. Now, I realize that I?m not in to women that have two kids or more. I think is has to many problems. I?m looking for some that is single or single mother of one. So, if you never saw the movie then just rent it you will like it, it?s a Chick movie.
(I'll call you...Clueless Joe Jackson)
I think you would be much more interested in reading about "my match" below but here is an intro to me; My perspective on r.ships: Use what we learn about skids in drivers ed; The trick is not to go against a skid. You go with it so that your r.ship doesn't slide off into a ditch. I am a confident, sensitive, caring & passionate woman with no emotional baggage. With the right person, I am a hopeless romantic (my favorite movie line; Jerry MacGuire:"you had me at hello!" but also have a realistic & logical side to my personality that prevents fatal attractions! Many women here might not admit it(!)but I love to feel cared for; After all, the human need for appreciation is far stronger than any human's ability to resist it...For me, the key to a happy relationship is having realistic expectations from one another & believing that YOU SHOULD NEVER try to change a person. Aristotle said "love is one soul inhabiting 2 bodies". I think that should be altered just a bit; "love is one soul inhabiting 2 bodies, possessing 2 complementary minds capable of unconditionally accepting one another".
(Top notch! We all know Aristotle just didn't think things through. Allow me to amend the statement even further: "love is discovering that you're mute.")
Wondering about aimlessly
Well I have a great sense of humor. I'm very intelligent and like to talk about a lot of different things. I do live on my own, and work full time. I have most of the things I want in life, except for that certain someone to complete me. "Jerry Maquire" good movie.
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You had Chief Thick Duck at "Jerry Maquire" good movie. |
I work full time and I am very involved with acouple outside activities. I am one of the last true good guys (or so I have been told) I am looking to meet someone that isnt into playing games. I am also looking for that someone special that will, as Jerry Maguire siad it best I am looking for someone that will complete me...
(How about finding someone to start you)
I am very big on life...this and so much more if you can find me... Why have light chit-chat when you can have intimate conversation? Why have grudges when you can shower with love? Why be gloomy when you can be enthusiastic? Why be shallow when you can be deep? Why poison yourself with pleasure when you can partake of healthy living?
(I hear ya, Mr. Palley O'Malley. Here's one more you can add to your list: why stop talking when you love the taste of shit in your mouth?)
More about me: versatile, hearty, dedicated, forgiving, relentless, gazillion real-world skills, Jewish/Christian (you gotta ask about this). I know how to see the good in things -- I mean, everybody has their bad sides, but you, whoever you are, you will be cherished no matter what. Obviously there's so much more to any person than a few words one spontaneously composes at 5am, so find the time, find me and let's get talking. If you take the initiative to find me, you will have separated yourself from the sheepish masses, and will stand out like a red rose in a field of weeds... I challenge you to take that initiative... OK, so in real life I'm a little more coherent than in this ad but what can I say it's 5am! I feel like Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire.
(I agree, I feel as if you're overacting too)
Even though it's old, I really liked the Jerry Maguire movie. I'd like to meet someone who I could say "YOU COMPLETE ME!" to. And if that's not possible, becoming FRIENDS is just as great. I'm not a teary eyed man but that movie sent chills down my back and put tears in my eyes, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Please don't tell anyone:)
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I'm sorry sir, I've already phoned half of America. You see, we have access to millions of numbers and enjoy nothing more than to bug the hell out of people. Not unlike yourself. Can you hear me now? |
Hi. What can I say? I'm a weird guy looking for a weird woman. But on a more serious note, there are so many things that I've yet to experience in my life. More importantly, whatever my future may hold, I want someone special to be a part of it. I guess the best way I can explain this would be to use the movie "Jerry Maguire." Tom Cruise couldn't be complete in life without his partner being there. Whether you've seen the movie or not, the now famous quote of "you complete me" is what I'm looking for. That aside, I'm into everything. I love music, driving, and movies. I like sun, but I also like dark and cloudy. I like fastfood, but I also like exquisite dining. I like frugal living, but I like going on cruises.
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Look, I get the point, you like me. But I'm not going there...I've made this perfectly clear. |
Okay, does anyone else get writers block at this point of the personal? I?m a college grad and feel like I can?t think of one complete sentence right now?lol. I?m a down to earth sensual romantic?and if you don?t know the difference between sexual and sensual don?t bother answering my ad. I?m very secure in who I am, and don?t want to lose myself in a relationship?hoping to find someone I can compliments and that compliments me. I feel comfortable going to the Opera one night and dressed in my leathers for a bike ride the next night. Being a professional was not what I wanted out of life, but I strive to be the best at what ever is thrown my way so being successful was my only option, being a mommy is (and will always be) my first love. I am an old fashion lady living in a businesswoman?s body. I want to simplify my life and I don?t have time for head games or man looking to ?shoplift the pooty? (to quote Jerry Maguire). I value honesty and only sincere men need contact me.
More about Pooty's match:
Know the difference between sexual and sensual... Love kids... Open to falling in love, but not needing to be in a relationship in the first few weeks of dating. Honest, enjoys life, loves to travel.
Hi! I'm numnut. In order to date me, please take the following quiz:
·Name: _________________________ (LOL!! I hope you get this right!! HAHAHA!!)
·Question #1: Do you know the difference between "sexual" and "sensual"? __________.
·Question #2: If you answered "yes" to #2, wow, we're really going somewhere! LOL!!
·Question #3: I just realized #2 was not a question, but that's ok, I'm a college grad!
·Question #4: Now explain to me the difference between "sexual" and "sensual" (and pleez don't put 3 beers like everyone else!)
I like to read, go to movies, etc. All the usual stuff. I also like the unusual stuff. I enjoy experiencing new things and learning more about different things. I really hate trying to think of things that describe "me". This is the hard part. I am really easy going and usually an open book. I am not afraid to answer/ask any question. Everyone want to know different things. If you are interested, just ask. I want a man that is a little like me, and then nothing like me. An even mix of both would be great. I think that if someones is too much like yourself, you would never experience anything different. How boring!!!! Basically, I think that my perfect match would (to steal a line from Jerry Maguire) complete me.
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So three numnuts walk into a bar. One says, "I like to do things INDOORS and OUTDOORS!" The second says, "I like to do things WITH or WITHOUT my son!" And the third exclaims, "I like to do the USUAL stuff and also the UNUSUAL stuff!" I can't remember the punchline but your mother's a whore-- HO YAGHT! |
a single man interested in finding a woman that likes to go places, see things and do things. skiing on a lake, canoeing down a river. going on trips to far away places, or weekend trips to not so far away places, just having a good time and enjoying each others company. i could go on for ever, but until i meet you, what is the point?
(Finally, someone who gets it)
to decribe the woman I'm seeking just read the paragragh i wrote above. the describtion i'm writing must have more than 120 characters to submit this so i'm just going to fill it in with words until i find a woman that really wants to talk to somebody. we can write all we want to and say all we want to but when you get away from all the bs and really talk like human beings that is what really matters. Jerry Maguire.
(I knew it was too good to be true)
Keen, introspective 5'6 ball of energy and cuteness stuck in the monochromatic world of finance and numbers waiting for the perfect key to unleash your happiness. Looking for Ms. Jerry Maguire. Someone not afraid to wake up and live life the way it is intended to be lived. In search of someone to add humor, wit, and compassion to his monochromatic world.
(You had me at "monochromatic" the second time)
By no means does the fact that I do not have a picture out here mean that I am overweight, missing or have extra body parts. Or that I'm afraid you'll recognize me as the guy who looks through your bathroom window! If you think I might be worth spendng some time with, we can arrange for you to see what your getting yourself into beforehand. Witness protection is pretty serious business. Joking! Seriously, I would say that I am at least above average looking, I take care of my body, and try to eat healthy. A little junk food is OK. At one time, I spent hours a day in a gym, but I don't want my life to revolve around that now. I am really just looking for a friend or more, but in either case I want to find somebody that I know I can trust. You can expect the same from me. Drop me a line! Thanks for reading!
More about her match:
I would like to find somebody who wants to put as much into a relationship as they want to get out. I know so many people who turn a relationship into, what seems like, a competition. I was probably as guily as anybody at one time, but now I only wish that I could meet some truly decent people to spend my time with. I think a person probably needs to be attracted to the person they date, but everyone knows that looks aren't everything. What's that saying? Somethiing like "beauty knows not of wisdom"? Don't get me wrong, if your hot? A real 10? A model? Get in touch right away! But, looks come in way beneath what's in a person's heart. Thanks for reading, sorry for the mushy run-on, but I just watched "Jerry Maguire" - he had me at hello. I Hope to hear from you soon.
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Show me the numnuts! |
"YOU HAD ME AT HELLO! now shut up and kiss me......."
About me and who I'd like to date
¿Hmmmmmmm who am I in 2,000 characters or less¿; ummmmmm riiiiiiiight......I am a man who fears GOD! my name is Patric and I look for friendship first and then possible long term 4 meaningful love and much more with the right woman.........r u her? I love music, poetry and drawing.........I play the guitar and write "steamy poetry" (if u want a sample just let me know) also I draw cartoon characters......I am romantic and warm......(my hands are always warm)
(Alright, hold it right there. Keep your hands where I can see them. Continue...)
I hate taxes grrrrrr :( if u wanna chat or meet or whatever then email me :) hey the worst that could happen is we will become friends.....and I could always use more of those! ooooo yeah if ur still reading this far......let me tell u I am passionate and cuddly ......lets just say I have not been active with my body with another woman.....so I hope that does not scare u off......I have morals but I will love the right woman......
(On second thought, put your hands back down, I don't know where they've been)
¿Hmmmmmmmm how to describe what I want¿; with only 2000 characters riiiiiiiiight.......I want a woman who knows what she wants from life she will be my best friend 1st and foremost.......well get to know me and u will know what I want..... A woman who fears GOD! well u dont have to be perfect......I would like my woman to be fun and optomisitic....out going and assertive....knows what she wants.....no games please(ive had my heart broken b4).....does not matter what u do for a living and I am very easy to get along with......I am tolerant and patient too if u r not "PERFECT" lol dont worry......as far as looks goes....I love long dark hair and RED too :) .....but short can be kewl too :) and mocha skin tone.....ooooo and nothing beats a great pair of legs......I get lost n eyes :) sigh....I can be picky but as I said if u r not perfect dont worry.......I am flexible as well :) so tell me surely u r close to what I want right??? well then email me!!! hey many look at my profile without responding......I dont bite........much lol.......now say hello!
(To my fist)
"You complete me" Hi girls I am kind of new to this web dating thing,But hay why not iam always open minded to new things.Oh by the way, Did you like my headliner? "You Complete Me" I stole that one liner from the movie Jerry Maguire.Well it seemed to work in the movie "LOL".
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Here's another line that worked in a movie: "I must break you." |
My ideal match is a partner and companion. She shares the good times and makes them better, but also shares the bad times and makes them easier. We have several interests in common, but we're different enough that she takes me to places I've never been and sparks my curiosity. I want someone that "completes" me, in that cheesy "Jerry Maguire" sort of way. She has spunk and energy and can handle my teasing sense of humor, in fact, she zings right back! Sometimes she keeps me in line, sometimes she leads me astray...
(And sometimes she just happens to leave you!)
NO CATS!KIDS ARE FINE,BUT I AM A DOG PERSON.I AM PRETTY SMART AND LIKE TO TALK ALOT!FAVORITE MOVIES ARE CASABLANCA,PULP FICTION AND THE SOUND OF MUSIC. I HAVE BEEN TO 49 STATES AND 6 FORIGEN COUNTRIES.IN THE PAST I HAVE RIDEN MOTORCYCLES,SKYDIVED,RACED SPORTS CARS AND DRAG RACED MY PICK UP (ON THE TRACK ONLY NOT ON THE STREET)I LIKE NASCAR AND PLAN TO ATEND THE BE PETTY DRIVING EXPERIENCE IN ORLANDO OR VEGAS.BUT ON THE OTHER HAND PLAYNG SPADES ON YAHOO IS THE REASON I GOT THIS COMPUTER. SO I HAVE VARYING TASTES AND TALENTS.I WAS IN ARMY FOR 10 YEARS.I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN TO DANCE(I HAVE NO HEARTBURN PAYING FOR ME AND THE RIGHT PERSON TO TAKE DANCE LESSONS)AND WOULD MARRY THE RIGHT WOMAN(I'M NOT TOM CRUISE BUT I COULD BE JERRY MAGUIRE!)I AM PAST BEING PICKY,BUT SMOKING AND BEING BIBLE THUMPER ARE DEAL BREAKERS.IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND I WILL RESPOND TO ALL INQUIRIES
(As soon as I get one)
After much hesitation, I decided to place this Ad....and I am very.... (I'll tell you more over dinner). My friends consider me to be a "social spark", because as I am always the "ice breaker" and "life" of the party. A quick pun, or an unexpected laugh or gag, usually occurs when I am around (often at my expense). I enjoy all types of music, except RAP (in time, I might enjoy RAP too). I enjoy many home activities like playing Monopoly, Eucre, Scrabble, Rummy, Yardwork & Home Decorating, as well as "activities of excitement". I have a definite playful/wild side, and will try most anything once. I especially like family and group activities, travel, movies that make you cry (yes...men can cry too), and backyard parties (Bar-B-Qs my favorite). I am a social drinker and a non-smoker. I like my wine "red & dry" and my kisses "soft, sensual & sweet" (I know.....this sounds like Tom Cruse in "Jerry Maguire", but it's me!).
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So maybe I'm not a "social spark," an "ice breaker" or even the "life" of the party; I don't enjoy "rap music" and am not open to ever liking "it"; So what if I play "Eucre" and like my wine "red & dry"; And maybe I do need "soft, sensual & sweet" kisses with the "crackwhore" down the "street" because she gives me "crack" which I smoke in "a" pipe so that I may feel like "Tom" Cruise in "J" err "y" Maguire. You had me at "gag." |
Gental is something that I am very proud of , I truely belive that women should be cherished but yet be able to forge her own path as Conrad the poet wrote " we live as we Dream Alone" I am a big reader there are so many things to be learned this ranges from Dr. Phil yes :) Dr. Phil " Life's Stratiges" to the " Wit and wisdom of Golf". I am one of the happiest people in this world I would say that 97% of the time I have a smile on my face this is how I will best describe myself if you would ask other people they would say that I am highly energetic someone that will always be able to pump you up...
More about strategery's match:
I am looking a combination of Dana Scully you know from the X-Files and the girl from "Jerry Maguire" you complete me someone that wants to be Loved
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly. |
Well hello there and thanks for responding to my ad! So, I guess this is the part where I tell you all the great things about me and tell you how crazy you would be not to pick me huh?!? Okay, as you know Im 33yrs old, 6'2 dark hair and eyes...you know...the proverbial tall dark and handsome type(okay, so my sisters friends think so):) I live and work out of the Dublin area as an Executive Headhunter...sort of like a real life Jerry Maguire I guess..."Show me the money"!!!lol! As far as my title of my ad is concerned..I drive on the NASCAR touring series all over the midwest for PEPSI and COSI! (you know...the whole "days of thunder" thing?):) Also..I flew in the NAVY for 5 years (inflight paramedic)...so..if you think you can "keep up" with me and crave excitement and romance...then..what are you waiting for? Im just a click away.....so...CLICK!:) Describe the ideal woman...hmmmm....Okay, I really think a woman who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go after it is important. Pretty much what all men want, affectionate, sexy yet not arrogant...but I think the number one quality is intelligence..(did I spell that right???) I think a warm and compassionate attitude about life in general is also very appealing to me...so...think you fit any of these??? Then what are you waiting for...drop me a line!!!!:)
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You had me at COSI. |
The man in my life needs to complement me-not quite like Jerry Maguire, but kind of-complete me. I enjoy experiencing new adventures and learning something new today that I may not have known yesterday. Overall I am a "cool" person, who sometimes is like one of the guys and gets along well with others.
(Actually, the only way to complete someone is in the Jerry Maguire fashion. Honestly, you have no other choice. All other forms of completion are false under the eyes of the law. You complete me)
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