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The Cyber Diary of Alexis Nexis

Hello, im Jack, and I lost everything due to riverboat gambling, and I had alot to lose. So im starting all over again. But its lonly at the bottom!! Would like to meet someone to talk with and have fun. However must warn ya, I have no money and will not be able to buy dinner, but can cover myself.

(I lied. Can I borrow fifty bucks?)

I am a very Strong and Tuff Man (working much in the Woods, and that type of Hard works)But on the Inside I am very soft and Loving. I am Educated Nurse and MentalNurse. I am also working much with my Poetry (soon my 6 poetrybook coming) and film. I am Loving Music, (almost everything, but specielly Black Music like Blues, Gospel and some Rap like Kirk Franklin...Aritha Franklin is very Good, and also Good Rock like Bride, Whitehearth)I also Love Litteratur (Specielly poetry) and also Arts (Van Gough is one of my favourites) I also love Filmes (Spielberg, Lucas,Felini, Mel Gibson, Robert Duvall, Cuba Golding,Woopi Goldbergh, is some of my Favourites Regisoures and Actors)

I am also filming a little myself (have also going a short filmschool) But My biggest Thrill and adventure is My Lord Jesus...My Kid (6 year) is my best Friend and I love him so much...Kids are wonderfull I love them so much...I love adventure and outgoing, but could be a homeman also beeing only with YOU...I am very humoristic and loves to make people happy but I can also cryie with that people...I am separated so I need much LOVE and hugging, kisses and kuddling...I have much feeling but have learned through the years a good balance...I like sex but I dont seek YOU for that...The inside is more importent...Hope to here from YOU...Black Women...Seeking only YOU with Coluor...A BLACK PEARL...With a Transparante JesusHeart that Shining!!!

Do you believe in debacles?!

What do you do for fun?
get some fun at some bar , and get drunf 1 at year :) , enjoy dancing make sex, and swinning at sea with my friends .......

About me and who I'd like to meet
im here to find who match with me , besides , make greats friends and meet them personaly . i allways guive the beat of my own to my friends , and i hope make more friends by this way . :) , i likte to meet somebudy like me or something likely , but , i accept the people with his defects :) .

(Don't drunf and type)

LOOKING 4 SOMEONE WHO IS MY NIGNT AND DA

I LIKEDIFFTHING IN LIFE, I LIKE GOING TO RODIOS I LOVE KIDS/ I LOVEALL AMAILS I LIKE THE BEACHES MOVIES HORSE BACK RIDININGLIYING UNDER THESTARS

(One too many kicks to the head at the rodeo, brodeo)

6'2" 200 lbs. carmel skin. brown eyes. Stright theeth. athletic. love sports. loves ta dance.

More about his match:
My ideal match: curley hair. thick in all the right places. STRIGHT THEETH!!!. playes sports but still knows how ta be a lady. good communacator. Freaks behind closed doors r the Best!!!!. has ta know how ta dance!.

(Thrust me my man, my theeth are stright)

HOLDING OUT FOR PERFECTION

About me:
I am non-chauvanistic,dont play head or heart games and very athletic. I have a sub-poverty income yet dont expect you to support me or spend your money on me. I am very non-materialestic as much as one can be without living in a tent ! I have practiced a vow of silence for over 4 years & maintained celibacy for almost 8 yeaars. I am very emotionally vulnerable yet am strong and ready for a gentle romance that hopefully leads to something more serious. I dont lie cheat steal or hit non-violent people! Really I dont lie at all!

(That's because you don't talk, dipshit)

About me and who I'd like to date
well, I'm a muslim asian teenager girl. I am quite shy. I love to play mouthorgan. I love to hang out with friends. I would love to meet a friendly person. n' he'll be very nice n' smart. he would be quite handsome. he would like me very much.

(Mouthorgan? Too easy)

name is anna and my theory is if you want to know more about me you can try asking

(That's quite an astonishing theory you've postulated; I wonder if it will ever be proven...never in our lifetime, I know that)

"At the end of my rope....rescue me, soulmate!"

I am a: 20 yr old woman
located in: Piso, Kentucky, United States

About me and who I'd like to date
I thought I was pretty self-sufficient, but I'm realizing now that I was just kidding myself. I need someone in my life. Every committed relationship I've been in has ended on a sour note. And here I am, putting myself out there just in case my soul-mate is using this site too. I've searched for him, but in vain. Maybe now he'll find me....I like older men because of the maturity factor-- I can't tolerate immaturity or all those elementary games guys tend to play. As far as appearance is concerned, I'd ideally like to have someone muscular, but not body-builder-like; I'd prefer someone between 22 & 32. However, some 22-year-old guys are still immature & some 32-year-old guys are as well! So, it's really difficult to specify.

Note to my soul-mate: If you're out there, please find me soon. My heart is aching without you & I'm not sure how much more loneliness I can withstand. I've loved you on paper for years... Isn't it time to love you in real life? NOTE: Does no one believe in MARRIAGE any more??????

(Your confidence shines through, like a breathtakingly brilliant light coming straight at...wait, that's just another oncoming train)

"good man lookin for ms. right"

I am a: 33 yr old man
located in: Newport, Kentucky, United States

About me and who I'd like to date
i would like a woman that is down to earth .that knows what she wants . someone that dosen't judds a book by its cover. kind of laied back.and the most inporances is not a user.someone thats carring and with a big heart .and has a mind of her own .some that is full of life,and is not afaide of being her self.

Speak for yourself, we don't find that very inporance.

im 5'8 guy who loves to treat a woman with love and respect,who enjoy a man to cuttle up with and have beautiful moment together under a candle light dinner and who like to laugh and put a smile on that special woman who i can share all my wildest dreams with.and become close to that person.

Ok I'm ready: Serve the candle light dinner on top of me.

Where were you born? What is your ethnic origin or ancestry?
Was born in Ohio.

Which virtues give you most of your self confidence? If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I have a great personality.

If you could 'Do Lunch' with anyone, who would it be?
Ben Afflack

Afflack!

If you could pick one super-human power (such as comic-book characters have) what would you choose?
Superman

What are some of your life-long goals? Where would you like to be in 2 years? In 5 years?
married

(Hot diggity, sounds like you're on the fast track, Afflack)

About me and who I'd like to date
i'm complicated, yet simple. i'm decent yeat wild. but i the main thing is i know when to be what. and when i'm anything (e.g hot ) i know how to be that. too complex for you?? i hope ypu can handle. i would like to meet a girl that decent and sexy. an easy going girl who is simple. not too good looking. shouldn't show off. should be understanding. not a punk. shoul love the way love is. one who will turn me hot. and makes me go wild on the bed. yet i would love to spend a lovely quiet evennig and a slow,intreging,meaningfull,passionate long sex after that. i'm realy understanding and will go the way you wnat it. believe is my moto and sex...... i always starving for it. i like both sides of life. and try to explore. i am changing all the time according my sorrounding. so if you don't match, don't worry, stay with me and i'll change. cHilL O>UT>;. <>;. |rock|.:-). waiting for (you name goes here).

(My name? Sterilization)

About me and who I'd like to meet
I do not know what to rellly say about myself that is something you would have to see for yourself. I would like to meet a female that loves to try new things. she has got to be abel to take a joke and not be jullus of other weman becous i have a female roomate. I like a female that likes to flirt.

(And Jullus begat Abel, and Becous begat Rellly, and you begat a frothy, steamin' pile of shit)

My name is Sarah and i love to be cuddled! im a cheerleader and i love the UK wildcats! i really dont know what to write here but thats ok! im looking for a younge man ready to have a relationship with a girl like me! Im the kinda girl that loves to party all night then the next morning i love to eat breakfast and then mayb go 2 school lol! im going to be out of school soon but i think i am going to college so i might be in school a little longer than planed! i want my man to be nice outgoing and cute! he has to be the kinda guy that will comfort me even when i dont need it! my guy should show his affection for me and love me for who i am! I have blonde hair and blue eyes! Im skinny and im nit that tall but im tall enough! i want my man to have either blonde hair or brown hair! not that long but short! i want my man 2 be tall and built to were he would carry me! Im not into that bisexual stuff and i have never tried a number 3 but im wiling if thats what it takes to get the write man! because i need one all my relationships have one wronge because i want commitement and alot of fun and they usually cant handle that! well i hope to hear from you hot and sexy guys soon!

Indeed 30% of the gross domestic product of North Korea goes into the militar---WHAT? What is that you say?! Sarah is back? My beloved! Ah yes, she's that rare breed of maiden who loves to "party all night" then, in a blinding storm of beauty, eats breakfast the next morning and, if her flight of fancy permits, she just might--just might--go to school. LOL, my Sarah, L-O-L INDEED

I know i aint all that pretty cuz all the guys now just like Barbie lookin grls not cool but its all good i luv havin fun snowmobilin chillin going to the mall cuddlin hockey softball bowling the casino nething fun im up for it

You think it's easy being Barbie? You think it's a bowl of friggin' cherries being chased after by every Tom, Dick and Ken? Not to mention the lack of genitalia really keeps my relationships from going anywhere.

HELP! I NEED A LAWYER!

I AM THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO LIKES TO LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. I LOOK TRY TO SALVE PROBLEMS ON MY OWN BEFORE RELIEING ON SOMEONE ELCE. I LOVE BASEBALL. AND FALL IS MY FAV. TIME OF YEAR. LONG WALKS AND LONG DRIVES ARE SOME OF THE THINGS I LOVE TO DO IN THE FALL. I HAVE BEEN SEPERATED FOR 2 YEARS AND I NEED A LAWYER TO MAKE IT FINAL. BUT... EVERY LAWYER WANTS SO MUCH MONEY UP FRONT AND I JUST DONT HAVE IT. MY HOPE TO BE X SOON SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY AND DIDNT WORK SO I AM LOOKING FOR A LAWYER WITH A HEART. JUST A SMALL OWN GIRL, LIVING IN A LONLY WORLD, SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE. JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN ........

Unfortunately, we at the law firm of Relieing on Someone Elce will not represent anyone who gratuitously inserts lyrics from Journey songs into their personal ad. Do not stop believing.

Describe your personality and physique.
I am a person who is easy to get along. I am humerous and outgoing. I have a good personallity and enjoy peole. I am a social drinker. I smoke cigs but i am brug and disease free.

How would you characterize your political leanings?
n/a

What personal habits of others really irritate you?
I hate when people chew food with there mouth open.

If you could 'Do Lunch' with anyone, who would it be?
Someone who doesn't chew with there mouth open.

Any additional comments? Is there anything that the questionnaire didn't cover?
I am looking to meet as soon as possible!

(Sorry, I'm a brug man)

"love is the greatest in the world"

What do you do for fun?
ramantic)love to have bubble baths with my woman or girlfriend.i like to spend time with my woman and like to go out to eat.

About me and who I'd like to meet
any woman im not pickey i dont care i like woman with romatic and i also like weman that like to be ruff in bed i dont care i like woman all diffrent kinds it does not bother me.all woman out there give it a try anddont give up it will work out sometimes and sometimes it wont.any females that like a man that is willing to go meet pretty much any body.

(I like your approach, mindlessly general. And since "you don't care" what kind of woman, I'll suggest to you my friend Louise. She's lost most of her capacity to feed herself, dress herself, talk and she's flatulent as all hell. But perfect for those bubble baths)

i live in a small city called oswego its in upstate ny i would like to meet people around my area if you like my pic and the way i am email me sometime and show me a pic i like all kinds of weman short tall medeum but no big ones i likem thin i would like for them to have no kids and no husbands or exhusbands unless you dont talk to them or see them anymore i have been with peoples wives its not fun i like weman that are not afraid to do anything and know how to have fun

(So you're saying it's not a good idea to sleep with people's wives? What kind of weman you been meeting?)

What do you do for fun?
fishing,camping,hicking,&walking

About me and who I'd like to meet
I'm 19 I have never had good luch woth weman. I have never ben on a date. My frends say I'm a nice guy I'm to noce for my one good nice,outgoing,iner beauty wood be good to like camping, fishing, kids, famly, romanc, good moves

(Bad move)

i am a good fun sothern woman. know how to treat her man. love to travle. love animals. i love people. i can be fun loving

More about sothern's match:
lookin for man who looks good in jeans. who love to travle. likes animals. likes going plases. who loves to laugfh.and boots

(You love to travel, you love animals, you love people--are you friggin' Superwoman? Is this possible? You're going plases)

K...I...S...S.. FOR YOU !!!! Bagga BOOO

I cook, and am the outdoorsy type. In search for real love and .........MY DEAMS!!!!!!!!! YOU!!! be a ware of scurrent social issues and love to go to extremes!!!!!! OOHHHhh!!! Most inportant BE RICH!!!!!!(not)

Never gets old, does it?

Gender: Woman seeking a Man
Location: Ridgefield, WA
Marital Status: Divorced
Body Type: Thick

OK lets see, I am a wounderful Person to be around and to do things with. I am a full time mom and I also work full time, but I do have time for other things in my life as well. I am looking for that right Man to do things with and that don't mind a 13yr. old child. Someone that looks at the inside of people and not only the out. Must like kids and have a stong sence of family. Must like BBW (Big Beautiful Weman). Fun to be with, but not obnocshish. Willing to show me what it feels like to be a woman.

(Well, it feels...like warm apple pie. How obnocshish!)

unlimited jatt !

washpng all the cuteies kittys! am CDL OTR RUNING EAST WEST LONLY DUDE LOOKING 4 A KITTY WHO LIKE TO GO DIFFRENT PLACES. Am as lonly as like a bird on a ship in the middle off Ocean who can fly for few miles but has to come back on ship. I been almost all over the united state but nothing like home. I know all the good places cause use to drive 48 states. I DON'T LIKE TO SIT AT ONE PLACES. I WANNA EXPLORE, EXCITEMENT ADVENTURE OUT OF MY ODNRY LIFE. I WILL DONATE U MY HEART AND MY LIFE JUST FOR UR LOVE. SO WHAT TO LOSE I WON'T BITE U BUT MY DOG DO. I like MY HOOOT PUNJABI DOLLS BUT NO BOUNDRY IN LOVE. AM Looking 4 streahgt sweetheart women, little crazy, shy AT FIRST and smile. I don't beleive in caste, bar, race and richies. cause love is kind, love is blind.

Jatt is an unlimited source of inspiration.

Hello. Ladies.... Can I ear you.... Can I see you...? You want to talk.... You should try to send me a mail.................. It won't take you long......... &&&&&&&&&&& You are looking for a man to have some good spear time with. You might have just found him. Why not me? Why not you? If you 'd like to play music, or enjoys representation like concert, theater and shows, if you'd like to study in a nice house with a parrot and a beautiful yard and a fire place to warm up the ambiance. Or if you prefer to taste a niice candle dinner. I am open to any conversation, like religions, politics, astrology, sciences, biology and anatomy, society or life. Hopefully I will see you soon.

(In retrospect, a dinner consisting of candles wasn't the best idea. Do you ear me?)

What they say about themselves
hi
my name is Lisa Litreal . i am 27year. i live in ohio and my state is ohio and my country is adam and my city is peebles that i live at.

Love
Lisa

What they say about their dream mate
hi
i like take to ocean and go talke to the in town. i like muisc and my music is country , pop, rap. he has to be nice to peoples that i am with.petty and nice sexal body and haft to like music and love child.

Love
Lisa

(You're from Adam, too? They have good ribs there)

My idea of a perfect day with someone is getting a thermos of hot coffee and going out to the shooting range for some practice. Then going out for a swim in the lake or if it's too cold, staying in and building something useful. I love garage sales. I'd end the day by cooking some steak and tater tots and playing a game of dominoes with a cold beer. Then a little fun by the fire. I am a very creative lover as well. And very patient with gentle, eager hands.

More about her match:
I'm looking for someone who is a hard worker and likes to help with housework, or will at least do his share. I must be honest and let you know I am looking for a man who is at least endowed with an inch thick. Length does not matter. Another plus is a man with a vasectomy, since I don't want kids, just the pleasure of trying to make them. Most body types are fine but please not seriously obese. Been there, done that and it wasnt fun. The man I am looking for needs to be intelligent as well. I don't want a man who can't spell his own name. I know I sound picky...I am. I know most men won't fit this bill but my one true sweetheart will.

Your personal is without a doubt the most putrid, foul-smelling piece of shite I've ever had the displeasure of reading. And what's an inch, really? Let's say, for example, I was less than an inch, hypothetically speaking of course. Would I, Simon Cowell, be unable to date you? I hardly believe you'd resist my stubby--I mean--subtle moves.

Im a little over weigt but working on that Seeking a person looking to injoy life to the fullest that can be.Likes to try new things in to winter likes the cold weather What I Would Like to know is what weman wont out of life if you could lit me know what that is it would be helpful. becuse I like all most enything that life send my way thanks for taking the time to read this. Send me your hints thanks

(Here's a hint: I know what women want. It's not you)

More about his match:
Here's a thought I would pose to you: Do you have to love something before you love someone? Tell me what are you passionate about? What inspires? What delights? The chemsity has to be there (but frienship is ok);but I will not judge you on your appearance,and I hope you won't judge me that way either.( I am neither especially attractive or unattractive). PS Writting is another way to be creative. I like to play with the language. That's my way of being humurous. But here I tried to be straightforward.

(Look, I'm just not feeling the chemsity here, let's stick to frienship)

HEATHER THE ANGEL -N- THE ONE WITH HORNS

I AM A VERY HAPPY PERSON WHO LOVES TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS\FAMILY, AND LEARNING NEW THINGS AND ADVENTURES. I AM RESPONSIBLE IN ALL WAYS NEEDED, BUT I ALWAYS LIVE LIFE TO ITS LIMITATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dearest Heather, with every exclamation point, you endear me to your coquettish ways. That, and I have a retard fetish)

I am fat, and tired of being looked at that way. I have a lot of pets and I am looking for a pet lover. I am tired of being alone. I am on the berge of a mental breakdown. I am looking for a great, really hot guy.

Hello. I am a pet lova. Especially these ahrange, white kitties, I love them so. I love obese kitties, the kind you can nuzzle into, like some cosmic pillow of cloudy goodness. I am on the berge of freakin' out on you, kitty. You just watch out, ahrange kitty.

I believe in romance, passion, intimacy, and happy 6endings. Dreams really can come true, I refuse to give that up. You better be ready for fun, like going to Disneyland, jumping in the wave before sunset at the beach, and watching the snow flying while sitting by a cozy fire. Walking together on a summer's eve, going to a cool out door concert. I love my kids. I love my life. I love my job. Honest straight forward communication is the most important thing in a relationship. I would love to take you for a ride in my 67 Mustang, let's take the top down. Do you want to go, do you want to talk?

More about his match:
A woman who believes in romance, passion, intimacy, and happy endings. Not afraid to discuss anything on her mind, as hard as I have tried, I have not figured out how to read minds yet. Any topic should be open for discussion from what's for dinner to sex to how are we going to pay for that.

(Bravo, discussing how to pay for sex is vital to any healthy, fucked up, summer's eve douchefest)

"Would you like to look at the stars with me?"

In My Own Words

Hmmmm...... What can I say? I am a simple girl and I am who I am. I dont want any one to change me and I dont want to change any one eles. I am looking for some one to hang out. If a relashonship happens ok. I love to feel the wind in my hare and to have fun. I have some secruts but you have to ask me to find thouse out.

She's right, I DO tend to be a touch gassy.

well i think it's my turn for some lovin.i have been dating woman with children and there is just no time for me.and i am the type of person who needs scotty time if that makes me bad then so be it..i love children don't get me wrong but there has to be atleast alittle time for you and me alone time (special time) if you have 1 or 2 kids i might think about it i mean don't be shy give me a try i have a weakness for love. just please remember scotty needs alot of scotty time too...

More about his match:
i would love to find a woman who would love to be bored with me sittin home alone watching tv, listening to tunes.. alot of the time i mean i love the outdoors also and love to do things ..but this time it's about me and wehat i want sorry...

(Beam yourself up, Scotty)

More about his match:
What I'm In Search Of... Can you tell me how your day went? Can you tell me that my favorite meal is just not what you had in mind? Can I pamper you when you need it, and can we just sit on the back porch and watch the sunset without having to fill the air with words? Can we talk endlessly while the sun sets and the night slips upon us? Can we wonder where all the time has gone when it is time to say good night? Can we communicate? Can we disagree and still be friends? Can I work endlessly on a project that you think is a waste of time, and you still think it's okay? Can we do things together? Can we do things apart? Can I tell you that you look nice in that outfit and you believe me? May we try?

(No)

I like suchi, waterskying, outdoors, and camping.

Faster than a stationary bullet!
Stronger than something extremely weak!
It's waterskying, suchi numnut!
Go ahead and avoid him.

Looks are not all than important to me but yet I don't want to be embarrassed to be seen with this person. Average looking is really good. Turn offs are as follows: being conceded-obese-sloppy-no manners-constantly cursing-lazy-gap in front teeth-cross eyed-stuttering. The last 3 turns offs may sound mean but it's the truth. I apologize if I offended anyone.

(Clear on this end: Looks don't matter but they matter. Oh, and yes, you did offend everyone. That's just your style, remember?)

I'm looking for a part-time boyfriend, someone who can share time with me when i'm avaliable but who has his own life. Only reply if you have (FACE!!) pictures to show me.

Shit

I'm emotional, cathardic and a weee bit eccentric. I'm sure it's all in a bad way, but for your sake I'll lie and say they just make me special. You know, like retarded kids. And on to something a little more bizarre.... The great thing about blood loss is the state of euphoria you come to once you have lost enough of it. I am totally at peace. Here I am at the pinnacle of life and I cannot keep a strait thought and it doesn't matter, cause I don't care. But it's funny cause I'm laying here wondering if my life is going to flash before my eyes and it never does. Everyone always says that when you're dying you see your life flash before your eyes. So, I'm lying here dying and I get totally cheated. Even in death I don't feel uplifted. I fell no magic connection to the world beyond.

(You're just never satisfied are you? Must be tough being so misunderstood, so special, so different. You know, like retarded kids)

Im 57 blond and hazel with one full time child. Just got out of controling realinship.

More about her match:
Im looking for someone who isnt controling that wants to run my life for me.Someone who can leaned a should and arms but be stronge and gentle at the same time. They must like kids and family untied, for they both mean the world to me and with out them we would al be lost.

(No dice, my family must be tied up, it's just me--ACCEPT ME, I'M ME AND ONLY ME! I'M THE BEST ME I CAN BE! Besides, 57 blondes are a few too many for me)

This is redd I like playing guitar I write songs poems I like quiet nights cuddling watching movie I also enjoy going out and having fun I like going for drives... I would love to sit infront of a fire drinking hot choclot sharing a cigarette with someone I think that would be so romantic expecially wrapped up in a blanket....

More about his match:
The right women would be beautiful on the inside out would have lots of love to give would tell me when I'm getting on her nerves a nice lady has to be beautiful on the inside I don't go by whats on the outside cause to me the perfect lady for me her beauty will run from the inside out not the outside in.....

I lok choclot too. Jenny, this man confuses me...make him stop.

The woman I would like to meet needs to be understanding, loving, likes to cuddle hold hands long wet kisses. She needs to be able to financialy support herself but not me unless she wants, have a roof over her head. Kids at home is ok as long as they know how to be civil and not hellions. Dating first then if the chemistery is right the world is the limit. Personal higene is a must. I am open minded

(Yeah, open to sitting on your fat ass while your wife supports you)

More about her match:
Now-I'm going to be very idealistic...he would look like Matt Damon and have a sense of humor like John Stewart (from the Daily Show)....but if that's not possible I really value a man with a witty sense of humor, great family, great values/morals, common sense in all situations, he doesn't have to be artistic-just have an appreciation for the arts-clean finger nails is nice, and just an all around good guy oh, one last really important thing-I prefer someone who is not gay or who has never thought about being gay.

Shit

I am fat, what can I say...lol....I like to watch tv and movies...I don't go out because I live in topeka and why topeka sucks. I do live on my own with a roomate..I like to listen to music mostly rap pop and I love the rock and roll from the 70's....I love Vin Diesel and Eminem...And I do get irrated very easily....

(So do we)

I have an affinity for rayon shirts, I decorate my house with what pleases me irregardless of what Martha Stewart would say, I laugh out loud walking down the street by myself, and I will veer suddenly off course when I spot shiny objects .... I "lean" left. Far enough left I can usually tie my shoes at any given moment. And yes, politics and society are very important to me.

More about his match:
The eyes have it. I'm a sucker for laughing, sparkling eyes.

(Not so fast, laddy: the nays have it)

Hello, my name is susan and I'am just hunting for someone to do things with. I'am considered very attrative and fun to hang out with. I like to play pool even though I'am not very good at it. I have no interest in being with drugies or drunks. Drink and get drunk once in a while sure but, not sloppy drunk every day. I stated (man not boy) because if things moved forward, I would perfer someone who has been their and done that. What? Everything, relationships, drugs to male slut.

More about her match:
Any one decent to play pool. For a relationship: good looking, smart, honest, reliable, funny, faithful, and like children. Asking to much? will not settle for less, unless you just want to play pool.

(So as long as I want to play pool, I can walk all over you?)

Honest, trustworthy, loyal.....better than a good dog..I won't shed on your sofa!....but I will hump your leg.

(Actually, you did shed on the sofa. You left some...what appear to be...peanuts? No...cornnuts? More like...numnuts!)

I have a darkside and most people who don't get to know me would find me strange. i'm not strange, just a puzzle waiting to be solved, are you the solver? Find out and email me, who knows I could be your dark prince. i do have sense of humor, a great since of humor in a matter of fact. I like to go out at night, or early in morning to see the sunrise. I wish to share those moments with someone. I like to read and write most of all, poetry and I'm working on getting few books published. I'm hoping ot be the next stehpen King. I also like the outdoors exspecially at night during a fullmoon.

Few people know that I have a twin brother, Stehpen. He's a writer for MST 3K. We love him, despite the fact his head's filled with creepier thoughts than mine. Am I looking like Kenny Rogers lately or what?

Hi I love to work but I am fun passionate and easy going woman but sincere and honesty. I love to watch old movies with John Wayne Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin and I like to hear contry music while I am walking and going to and back home from work. I have long black and gray hair with brown eyes and a nice set of boobs if anyone is interested. I am a unhappily married woman but arent most of us. If there is anyone wanting just a pal, friend or whatever happens here I am. And remember honesty is the best policy.

More about hypocrite's match:
I am looking for a pal a friend and whereever it might lead to. Someone caring who loves to cuddle kiss and especially honest.

(Honesty is always the best policy. And let's be completely honest here and congratulate you: you're looking to cheat on your husband!)

About Me:
Hi I am a 23 year old man with a two year degree in electronics I have 3 boats a 65 starcraft a 79 searay and an 86 dynasty I also have a 79 Pontiac Trans Am she's my baby I make about 25,000 a year loking for a women to spend some quality time with

Headline:
looking for smart

About the one I'm looking for:
I am looking for someone who is adventurous likes boating and knows how to have a good time that might go to the lake with me during boating season someone to hang with in my spare time someone I can talk to someone who will not disrespect me

My idea of the perfect first date:
first off I would buy my date a dozen roses and hav them deleverd then i would book reservations at a resteraunt the we would go out to the movies after that we would go to the river and lay on a blanket and look up at the stars for hours

My perception of an ideal relationship:
basicly you both know what each other is thinking without ever saing a word spending time together and geting to know every thing about each other

What I've learned from my past relationships:
treat a women with respect do not try to mold them in your own image I hade a girl once she wore boys clothes i wanted her to dress more lady like so i bought her some dresses and heels and tried to get her to were them things were not the same after that

(Queer eye from the queer guy)

Now... I can understand why allot of men are untrusting with women. They are twisted.. and I dont know why. I have seen to many hearts break due to a woman needing unrealistic things from there partners and not returning the favor. I guess I am just my own person and don't NEED anyone to GIVE me anything to get thrue life. I would feel better knowing that I succeeded on my own! ... ANYHOW!... (blah) I am not looking to get seriouse, just date... and go from there. (casualy) :) Now for MY INTERESTS:(geeky stuff like) SCIENCE FICTION (Farscape, Stargate.. ect), FANTASY/ PLAYSTATION GAMES (MOH, FF-X, GTA.. ect)/ POOL/ CHESS/ TRANCE, TECHNO, AMBIANT/ PHOTOGRAPHY (B&W), JRR TOLKIEN/ << READING/ 80'S MUSIC (The Cure, U2.. ect) AND Computers. Want to know more... just ask. Atleast I know what I like. lol

More about her match:
A MUST is to be Attractive... you KNOW who you are...

(We do know who we are. It's good to know you're skilfully weeding out the ugly shits cluttering up our already dismal exis--HEY! Stop playing dweebscape X and listen!)

Well, what can I say actions speak loader then words. But for now I guess words will have do. Man! Were do I start. LoL!! Ok I have to say I am only 20 but, am very mature. I act like a lady, and strangly I think like a man. Kind of like. Same concepte I guess. I love anything to do with the beach and the water. I also love to shoot pool, go fishing,work on cars, go dancing,and anything for that matter. I'm pretty easly ammused, and enjoy simple things in life. I'm like an open book. I dont hold anything back. Lets just say my soul exceeds my hight. But to narrow it all down I guess you could say I'm a real person. I may be young but I have exsperianced the many wonders of the rockie roads that we travel in our life. I have seen many things,, and yet look foward to the many adventures my life still has to come. I do have plans on furthering myself in the knowledge of books. Being the only real knowledge I have now is the wisdom of the streets.

(You definitely are like an open book. A book with a horrific past. A book penned in the blood of sinners and thieves. A book whose words speak loader than actions)

About Me:
im just a lonly gey that whats to meet some new girls

Headline:
hi im jim

About the one I'm looking for:
somone that will care and talk to me help me get out of being shy and help me get over somone i loved very much

My idea of the perfect first date:
is to have some one to show me what live is about

Dear Jim, live is about gey!

What do you do for fun?

Life is not merely living =) I like trying various kind of stuffs, explore to different culture~ I like people in general, but I also treasure the moment I spend with myself. I am pretty out-going, th

About me and who I'd like to meet:
>>WHY MONKEY?? >>>Long story short I love "thing". For some reason, I like monkey every much. Coincidently, my personally somewhat match to well-known--Mr. Curious George =p. I can hardly find something that can't once grab my attention. Yet, feeling is vulnerable. You probably dun need to do anything to grab my attention at the 1st place, but the matter is....a u able to keep my feeling alive? >>What I have done?>>>I: LOOKING AT MY SHADOW sky-diving !! (**applause!**), watch NBA live, flying a plane, wind-surfing, travel in Magonia...etc >>>II: Looking at mirror NOW badminton, doing my 1st job, typing BS =p >>>II: Looking forward well...I'll keep you posted =p >>Little note: >>>I love photography. It gives me the 3rd eye to look at the world. I also learn better how to appreicate beauty. Regardless if we end up chatting, or getting to know each other in our life. While you are here, i would like to suggest you to take more pic for your life~~ Looking at the pic, you keep and share the trust + priceless moment of your life ..to both you & ur beloves @^u^@

More about her match
alrighty...this becomes very hard to write.. .....Deep breath Describe my ideal match? You know this is human's nature for being greedy? Ayio..but I am not shopping in the market, hunting for a potential bf/ husband. (well, if you either look like Matthew McConaughey, or has any character close to John Travolta ... plzzzzzz ping me online !! let's make this simple..I come here without an expectation...so folks, if you fit the following item..you are eligibled to be a... "ok level canadiate"chat with me... 1) able to talk both using keyboard and your month, in english the end =) it's not too hard, isn't it?? well, of course, there is some preference... to be honest.." yeh level canadiate".... male, older than 23, taller than 5.7', interested in Chinese culture (I was born in Hong Kong, now living in LA)..."WOW level canadiate"... know computer well (it is vague, but I dun want to get into it) ,sporty, talkative+witty, but not overwhleming family-oriented, not anti-flying, the best LIKE flying (my wish is to be a pilot) you love life < to be the best, settle for your best. -- John Wooden--

(First of all, let me express my utter joy over finding someone else who loves "thing." I thought I was alone...so alone. But I'm not quite sure how to talk using my month. Are you talking birthmonth? Or the current month? Eh, I dun wan to get into it)

I will Always Respect You

Briefly me normal healthy, GOD fearing, father, self motivated single loving man that understands that WISDOM OF WOMAN enables me to respect women naturally. IM strong enough to be satisfied with the opportunity to be in your presence. Therefore, my objective is satisfying you without exceptions nor expectations allowing what ever happens to happen naturally.

Alright you're probably expecting me to make fun of the phrase "Briefly me normal" but I'm not about to do that just yet. This numnut has a point: WISDOM OF WOMAN has been neglected over the centuries and must be considered when entering a relationship. Hopefully the WOMAN he chooses has the wisdom to scalp the idiot.

Looking for a friend first.

A little about myself. I am a shy person, very shy. It is very difficult to initiate conversation with women, And is very rare if I make the first move... I have been single for some time, and want to date. I have a good sense of humor. I spend allot of time with friends. I enjoy dancing and enjoy a wide range of music. My one true hobby is role playing games, I enjoy it.

More about his match:
I don't have an ideal woman per say. I defiantly want a friend, and good conversation. Physical attraction is great but not a basis. I do not expect my friends to automatically be her friends. The concept of being attached at the hip does not appeal to me either. There are times when I want, or need time away from a girlfriend. Absence makes the hart grow fonder, after all. I want someone to share my life with.

(If these "gamers" are so into playing roles, then fulfill yours and please kiss a girl)

john seeks a nice women im outgoing loves music dacing outdoors stuff and can stay at home with a good movie and a book loves to work on cars and trucks

More about his match:
fun loving girl that likes the same stuff as i do but i can be flexuball some onethat i can also have a good time with but come home and be together.

Do not taunt FLEXUBALL

Would you like to meet Mike Hawk Yes my name really is Mike Hawk, and no my parents didn't hate me. I am interested in many things and also just like to hang out. I know I'm not very interesting but that just me, plain old Mike Hawk. If you would like to hang around with Mike Hawk then hit me back. Someone who likes to party sometimes but not all the time. I would like a smaller girl but larger girls are ok. Mike Hawk can handle both.

(Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy, I can die happy. I been Mike Hawked)

Eh I love this part *sarcasim* there is not much to me really. I have shoulder length dark brown hair(almost black)I have green eyes and I am around 6 foot. I am a very shy guirl and usually wait for the guy to make the first move, bad I know since I claim I am independant. I am independant until I have to meet someone new then i can be a bit shy *blush*. I am not picky or judgemental bc I do not want ppl judging me it is kinda like a mutal respect thing I have. you don't judge me I don't juddge you. lol and I am very sarcastic once I feel comfortable around you. Anything else you wanna know just ask. ;) don't be shy Also if all your going to do is e mail me to insult my looks or weight then you can kiss off. Cause if you do not know me DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!

(Ppl can be cruel to guirls, I know. By the way, this is like *sarcasim*)

What they say about themselves
just a person with a big heart, and i believe in honesty and i believe that you have to have compassion for someone else who looks past the outer beauty and who looks within a person. Looks aren't everythingl

What they say about their dream mate
just someone who can be honest and someone who is not so judgemental and someone who looks at inner beauty besides just the outer beauty. Looks aren't nothing if you haven't got it inside

(Dammit, bitch you're ugly)

Honestly, im really looking for someone who likes to wash dishes. I love to cook but I hate to clean up the kitchen. If there is anyone out there that likes to eat and then clean send me a message.

(Now that's more like it: concise, direct and Neanderthal)

Blunt and honest personality has gotten me nowhere with women or my career. I snore and slobber in my sleep. My flatulence is of the most foul odor. I suffer regularly from tinea cruris and tinea corporis. My mother says I'm selfish and should try dressing more nicely. My brother says I talk to loudly. All of which is true, but that's how I am and I'm just not smart enough to be otherwise.

More about his match:
Must be as honest as I've described myself. If you are an educated, motivated, attractive woman that can get past what I've written about myself and still want to know more, then you'd probably be an ideal date. The ideal woman must enjoy excersiing regularly and taking care of herself. And, I think the most important physical attribute of a woman is her posture because because ladies, when you have nothing else, you must have good posture.

Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaaaaause...

I noticed alot of things in life,one of things i have realized is that life is what you make of it and the fact, you have no one to blame but your self so deal with life how ever it is handed too you I have a photo all you have to do is ask and we can go from there . As long as im in the sun with good company I can have a good time doing most any thing . Skiing , snow and water are both some thing I enjoy doing . Sitting by a pool and getting a tan , as long as the pool is heated ,lol . Most people my age are in the middle of their lives . I am way ahead of them in this ball game . Confident with a heart better then most I have realized . I have a Jack Russel Terrier and he is like my kid . If you don't like dogs please go away :) . The world is big , take advanrage of the wonders you only live once . PS I have no problem getting a date I just thought maybe I would meet some one I didn't have a ch ance to meet before .But remember on the chance we do meet just relaxe and don't treat it like an interview :):):):):)

(You had me at "advanrage". No, wait...you had me at ":):):):):)", no-no-no-no hold on, you never had me)

About me:
im a nice guy would not heart a fly looking for some one who likes to do allmost anything on the first date dont like boring dates where i cant be myself i like to make people laugh u know ha ha like telling jokes but not jokes about peoples fellings if u like this and if u like me give me a shout

About the one I'm looking for:
someone who likes to have fun and some one who like to do just about anything on the first date I dont do one night stands unless she is the one doing the one night stands

My idea of the perfect first date:
anything that is fun ang exting suprise .me................. .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... ................

My perception of an ideal relationship:
a happy one .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... .........

What I've learned from my past relationships:
nothing .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... .................... .......... .................... ..........

(Well at least you learned...um...nothing)

i like to do all kinds of thing i like to take walks and talk about all kinds of things i have been moved from wv to oh to see how life is out here i want to find a girl that well love me for who i am and will not want to chang me in any way well the smoking can stop. i just want to be like my grandpaw and fnd the girl of my dreams and marry har and keep har for the rest of are life i like to camp i like to work on cars. i like to some times just stay home and talk about things and hold the woman of my dreams in my arms and show har how much i love har. i like to make new friends i only hate people that don't like me. i like to help people out and i just want to live a life that is good and true.

(Cletus, you are the weakest link, goodbuh)

Im a very lonely girl looking for that right one. I want someone that is very intamate, and wont use me. Also, I dont like anyone that is into self-mutilation because I want someone that has some degree of self respect. I just moved to Beverly Hills from South Central LA. I am a professional Tunak dancer. I like fishing, surfing, pina colodas, and being caught in the rain. I am in very good shape because of dancing. My best feature would have to be my nose. Oh where are you my special man?

(I'm here, just busy cutting myself)

About me:
Hi! My name is Cassie.I am very talkitive, jokey, & outgoing. I speak my peace. I love cuddley animals, tall men, & big muscles is a turn-on. I'm a big fan of mexican food. I also am the biggest Elijah Wood fan ever! I'm not very athletic but I would like to go out with a ball player. I don't want a bad boy, I want a nice, sweet, muscular, tall, young, or a guy identical to Elijah Wood , romantic guy. My hobbies include praying, dancing, playing on the computer, flirting, doing make-up & manicures, & watching movies.

About the one I'm looking for:
If I can't have Elijah Wood ( LOL ) , I want an athletic, good-guy, muscular, tall, hott, sweet, romantic, loving, caring, straight, non-perverted, non-pressuring, sexy, cuddly, playful, non-serious, sweetheart. I know that kind of person is hard to find these days........ but maybe somday!!

My idea of the perfect first date:
We go out to eat, watch a movie, ride go-carts, go dancing, & go home & drink some wine, & spend the night hugging & kissing. ( I don't believe in making love until being in love )

What I've learned from my past relationships:
Most guys are perverts. If they don't get what they want.. you don't get them. Most guys will use you. They will promise you the world to get what they want. It's hard to find real love. I think you should live life to it's fullest & when you come to that turning point, choose wisely. If you really love someone, take that other road for once, as said in " Shallow Hal". Always let your heart decide on things that serious. But as said in "Saving Silverman", sometimes you have to make cold, rashional decisions, &that's true. Always let your heart lead you through th serious stuff though.

Dear Cassie, Look, I supported you when you created the Elijah Wood Fan Club; I helped you raise money for the Elijah Wood 5K Run for Scabies; I even included a lock of my hair in one of my letters. I really don't mind that you've devoted your life to me, but did you have to tattoo my fucking BELLY BUTTON?!

The Owls, the rib bones, the moon

Shortly after my wife died, I disappeared for many moons. After too long moping around, I took the advice of friends and went online in search of a true companion, and if not, at least a few friends. I am educated but down to earth, serious but playful (even witty, verbablly clever, a punster). I own rental property and work with my hands for a living, but won a book award for my first book of poems and am now working on a new book. I am also an astrologer (24 years now), but like most folks, I am convinced despite global terrorism that God is alive and wants only that we take care of one another and take care of our home, the biosphere -- Mother Earth. I cook a mean rack of ribs, can make a fine mango fruit bowl salad and bake my own pecan pies. I fish, browse antiques, do a little eBay stuff...and love to travel. Weekender getaways, B&Bs...or a few hours in a casino are usua lly worth the time and with the right gal, can be memory making.

More about the one I'm looking for
smart sassy cute tough sweet wise curious playful serious soulful ... Women can always read between the lines, so no matter what I say, youll find its true value looking there. My wife died a year ago at Christmas time, so this is an experiment for me. (Ive been married a few times, and the last one was a mistake but I poured heart and soul into it anyway) I will take care of you and with you: thats not too much to ask of any man you meet, online or off.

(I plead the fifth. Hold on, I plead insanity)

I know that I should be rough tough and manly, but I'm not, I'm very emotional and sensitive. I don't like football, but I do like beer, I don't high 5 my friends when they say they scored, I usually just ask if they will see each other again. One of my friends calls me Anti-guy. I don't know about all that. I think I'm just my own person. With my own sense of what's cool. I like gothic,Industrial, and techno music. I love the old 80's and alternative rock. Stuff like Sisters of Mercy,The Cure, the Smith's,Radio head,Belly and even some of the newer stuff like Linkin Park. I used to go out allot to night clubs like The Warehouse and Vertigo, but they been going downhill. Warehouse can't seem to find a good DJ and started playing all this R&B junk. I just don't get into that. So I spend more time at home. I like walking in parks and cemeteries still. they bring me peace in an otherwise hectic world. I play Everquest allot(online role-playing game). I'm just seeking someone nice to spend time with, maybe dating, and if things click why not more. Drop me a line before this add turns into a book.

(You listen to the Cure? WHAT?! Couldn't see that one coming. Consider me shocked. Consider me nauseated, too. But I ask you, please do not consider me in any way)

Looking for my LAST True Love!

I'm a farm-raised, countrified, fella,,that's been around, and was never given the "l;t" shirt! I love to communicate, laugh, love, travel, spoil, receive my communication at the big red y place, here, and the place where it's hot. I believe there's someone, for each of us...if we can listen, and communicate, and not be selfish, in attitudes, and ideals. Love is a TWO WAY STREET!!!!! Both must work at it!!!

More about his match:
I'm looking for a woman, who's ready to commit, for better OR worse! Nothing, worth having, is free...BOTH must work at a relationship, and never give-up! I'm looking for a slender-avg lady, that's healthy, loving, romantic, intelligent, and is ready for HER LAST relationship. Be kind...Be ready....Be MINE!

(Be frightened...last relationship?)

I'm really not looking for a fun relationship, just someone to go out and have fun with. I love to laugh. I just love to have fun no matter what it may be. ...If you are up for the challenge, let me know. I like to go to concerts, ride dirt bikes, camping, hang out with friends, road trips, Vegas Baby!!! Just have FUN

(I get it: you're not looking for a fun relationship, but you do wanna have fun. Ok, I think I got it here. To sum up: Fun, no way...but fun, yessiree! I love you)

looking to meet a good person

out going, fun loving ,hard working ,easy to get along with smart honest ,i like kids i have one kids has name is james my son come frist .like? drag race ,horse riding ,work on car ,hang out with friend 's make new friend play on my computer

fun love ,out going ,smart ,fun ,good head on she should,harding work ,honest who like the out door thing like fishing riding bike ,go for wake ,tavel not some one who just sat round the house. i don't don't watch a lot of tv .

(You sly dog, almost got me on the TV thing. You're not not a numnut)

My idea of the perfect first date:
The "date" is what makes the first date perfect. If the company is good, and the conversation is good, the date is perfect. It's not the most expensive, nor the most adventurous dates that make for the perfect first dates. I am not easily impressed with the external stuff. I'm paying close attention to what is going on internally. How am I feeling while out with you? That is how I define a "perfect first date".

(I got some external stuff that'll impress you)

About Me:
I admire every person who made himself by himself. I like to travel around the world and knowing about their traditional... Finally, I like to meet someone special who is intelligent, faithful, funny, and decent.

My idea of the perfect first date:
It's very important cause i can know if there is something in comment (feelings) in comment (i know the book from his address).

What I've have learned from my past relationships:
Do not believe in man.......... anymore.

(That's deep...do you believe in machine? Whatever, I just don't think we have anything in comment)

About Me:
I like meeting new people and you can never have to many friends.I love going out and well there are so many things I love doing ............WELL e mail me

About the one I'm looking for:
Must have a sense of humor and must like to hang out.He must atleast be full of fun and jokes. Must be sensisitive towards others.Must be able to have a decend conversation

My idea of the perfect first date:
Well... Firstly my date have to be on time and must atleast be dressed for the occasion. The first date is always nerve recking so he must make me feel comfortable and i expect him to tread me with care and respect the whole night.

Look no further, the General Lee and I will tread you all night long.

I acept all personelitys,likes,dislikes, beliefs. To be freinds and to know and learn of each other Then perhaps a romantic relationship the two of us forever. I have never been married and have no children and would like the same-If you noticed I am 42 years of age-still waiting to meet a girl who holds me in her arms, looks into my eyes and says I love you. I thinks its more diffacult to obtain freindships on the internet-to prove oneself a freind to another to learn trust and faithfullness for each other.Girl should be responceable birth date compatable with mine...

(Girls these days have irresponsible birthdates, I'd concentrate more on their personelitys)

About Me:
i like to loung around the house ,i love to watch tv very openminded so i'll watch anythingan everything men even sports,love to goout clubs,movies,dinner i'll try any once an any thing thats fun.like i said i'm very openminded i love to talk, i'm laidback an very down toearthi'm looking for someone to teach me and show me new things an you can holla

Headline:
loveme from inside not outside

About the one I'm looking for:
ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO TREAT ME RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! a man ,someone down toearth,someone who loves to go out,i like some men to be shy cause i think it's really pretty,ya i know men don't like that word but so i use it what are u going to do i want someone to like me inside and not just outside if thats you .you know what to do

My idea of the perfect first date:
do any this man wants todo, anything thats going to be fun an some thing that keeps us close and touching each other allnight long and you have to make me laugh i love to laugh

My perception of an ideal relationship:
were every thing go's right well not everything but we'll fight we'll hate each other but the best part about it is we get to makeup

What I've learned from my past relationships:
always be openminded,stay cool,think befor u speak

(Let's throw in "think before you type", shall we?)

About Me:
I'm goal oriented person,love to mingle with different persom, jolly person.I'm 24 years old, Catholic Born on aquarian sign.

Headline:
MIddle

About the one I'm looking for:
Simple type of person,loving and understing. True tohimself. Still believe of having good family. Courteouos and hamble.

My perception of an ideal relationship:
Simple and 1 big happy family. .Still believe in long term realtionship. Nothing follows.............

(Thank God)

My idea of the perfect first date:
the date that i would love to have start out with a place to eat dinner or lunch then go somewhere quite and get to know eachother the go get some desert then they pick after that

What I've have learned from my past relationships:
get to know the person better b4 u fall for them(happened to me b4 and i was so sad when we stoped seeing eachother) talk to them about how u fell about them and get their fellings from them b4 they brake ur hear

(Not only do you brake my hear, you brake my sea)

What I've learned from my past relationships:
I have learned not to get to cought up to fast or your goin to get hurt,i know that i can get to love somebody but i kno that i need to give it time b4 i get to into it

(Ahem...cought)

About the one I'm looking for:
a guy who means what he says and says what he means..must like children,large family dinners and holidays. a guy that works,and can clean up nice..lol a gut who wants loving ,kissing ,cuddling,and attention[at the right time and place]

My idea of the perfect first date:
a picnic in the woods ,by a water fall,sipping a soft drink.a walk in the woods holding hands,maybe a radio on and a dance on a big rock,where you can feel the gentle breeze and the warm sun.. then home to dine out

(Do you go out to dine in?)

About Me:
I attend miami hamilton. I'm in to cars and learning more about them. my dream car is a right side second gen supra. Midnight blue. Twin turbo of course.

(Of course)

i play soccer. "There's gotta be more to life...Than chasing down every temporary high to satisfy me"

About the one I'm looking for:
Some one that takes my breath away.I am searching for a good guy. He has to have a sense of humor, definitly muscles. I would love for him to be taller than me. He has to know how to take care of a woman.It would be nice if he was romantic. And a guy who can dance is a big turn on. I love to be held. "why can't i breathe when ever i think about you, why can't i speak when ever i talk about you."

My perception of an ideal relationship:
comunication, loyalit, trust, friendship, respect, laughter, dates, friends, fun, similar interests, intimate connection, an understanding of each other, know each other inside and out

(At first your list seemed inclusive, but I noticed a few qualities were missing. I'm going to suggest adding honestit, dependabilitit, and tits in general)

About Me:
I am a hardworking person who is always happy to help other people that I meet. I am also sweet, nice and a caring person. I am not the person to ask what my personality is like but one thing that is unique about me is that I love sports either watching or playing them. My favorite time of the year is now with all the outdoor sports going on I love it. I guess I do not have a passion, but my goals are to get married, have kids, and then buy a house not in any such order.

My idea of the perfect first date:
Meeting for dinner and then go sit in a park and talk. Or if the weather is bad go out dinner and then go dancing.

(Now on the off chance that a turbulent weather system is approaching, but whose course is still unknown, will we cancel our picnic anyway? Or do we take that giant leap of faith and stay put? I can picture it now, my love: feeding each other watercress finger sandwiches and sipping lemon-flavored Crystal Lite as the West Nile-filled mosquitos buzz incessantly in my fuckin--yeah, let's go out to eat)

What they say about themselves
I have recently moved to the Cincinnati area. I have a hectic schedule and have not had time to go out and meet anyone. I am extremely bored with sitting at home.

Hello, I'm Cincinnati mayor Charlie Luken and am pleased to welcome you to the Queen City. I was deeply moved after reading your profile. I believe I speak for all Cincinnatians when I extend my deepest sympathies: poor, poor baby has a toughy, wuffy schedule! As mayor, I invite you to enjoy all that Cincinnati has to offer by shutting your yapper and getting out of the friggin' house.

i love to spend time with my frinds/family,going to the moves ,or just hoving fun. when im with a women imverry devoted to her and her alon.

(I assume going to the moves brings you quite a bit of pudenda, judging from all the women--OH! those are your family? Sorry, but then they couldn't be your lovers...then again)

About me and who I'd like to meet
i am very out going and i have a goo dead on my sholders and i know what i want in life and i am looking for someone that knows what they want in life to

More about goo dead's match:
my match would be someone who loves kids and that knows how to treat weman and that know what they want in life

For those with a goo dead on their shoulders, now there's Goo Gone.

Im use to know how to make people happy every one says Im a outgoing person and I where my heart out on my sleeve and I give to much but If that makes me bad ooooooooo well I like treating people how I want to be treated Im loosing my here but thats ok 2 that dont change who i am im about 145lbs thin

More about his match:
I injoy slim wemen that has med-to long hair one to be truthfull and dont hide thangs good looks are always a plus I like short but not two tall one that likes holding hands and being held and not afrade to tell me whats on their mind injoys kids the out doors even siting at home doing nothen .know how to turn a man on .injoys fires indoors and out

Be afrade, be very afrade.

I am a nice and kind person that would like a nice stedy relasonship. I have a full time job and like to go bowling on the weekends.

More about his match:
Be mice and sweet and that likes to just cuttle and hang with my firends. Likes to go bowling on the weekends and just likes to spend time togeather.

Yes, I'm sweet but I'm just not a bowler.

MO" WETTER MO "WET

I LIKE TO HAVE FUN LIVE MY LIFE TO THE FULLESS. GO TO MOVIES PLAY BASKETBALL EAT CANDLE LIGHT DINNERS AND MAKE MY MAN FILL GOOD WHEN I"M MAKING LOVE TO HIM AND I LIKE TO TRAVEL GO PLACES YOU NO GET OUT AND GET AWAY AND I LIKE AND EQUAL RELATIONSHIP DO FOR ME AND I DO FOR YOU I'M NOT SELFISH AND I"M DOWN WITH MINE ALL AND ALL I'M LIVE AND FUN TO BE WITH

(Actually, it's the man that fills you)

Gender: Male seeking Female
From: Bolt, West Virginia, USA

i work with horses and ride a lot a small woman in tite jeens is it all .that i willind to have fun and take part in the things i do most of the time out side . going out is kine i like to dance and camping out on rides with the horses . and life in it self.

My idea of the perfect first date:
a week end out camping and ridding the horses and just setting and talking just to be free and out where it inice and loving .

My perception of an ideal relationship:
giveing and talking trusting and loving working with one outher and things will work . some one that will be for u all the time

What I've learned from my past relationships:
not much . worked most of the time . i know that wannt work . u have got to work with each outher . and like what u do and then it will work i khink.

(Bitch, you tite...I khink)

what can i say? im not one to speak highly of myself... i guess i should start by sayin sorry to ppl if it matters but im only 17, im doing this because the majority of girls i meet or go out with are still to immature and silly for me.

R Kelly feels ya. When dose 17-year-old bitches gonna get widit?

Hi, my name is Clark. Im 53, widowed, with 4 adult chrildren and 3 lovely grand daughters. I m attractive and tall, in fact iIve been growing through my hair for the past few years.I m an honest caring fun loving individual with a sense of humor that doesn t know when to quit.

You see, here at the Hair Club for Men, we advocate growing through the hair.

I like fun outgoing wemon who are not afraid to bare it all. I whant a woman who is going give me whant i whan as i give her what she whants. Even wild wemon. I love wemon with a sense of humor and tell jokes.

(So whatcha, whatcha, whatch whan...I mean whant...I mean wemon...I mean wild wemon...I mean afraid...I mean hold me)

my whole world has been brown, black and puple. yet ilook for white with a greenrose word from my lips. i want greenrose and it is all i need. the rianbow colors i splash are the beauties of my soul. the bits i have been able to put together are architect of my heart. i want greenrose and it is all i need.

(Somewhere over the rianbow, lies a world of browns, blacks and puples. My name is Mr. Roy G Biv and I wanna sex you up)

wantin to treat you right

About Me
Im in to anything, im always willing to try something new. The hardest part about findin a girl, is most girls want butt holes. i want to treat a girl the way they should be treated

Hello God? It's me, Margaret...God, all I'm really asking for is a butt hole. Please God, it's getting really backed up in there.

I am a Curvacious BBW (smaller size)...

(Cool. I'm a SWM (attached))

I have more pics, if you like to see, just ask.I love to have fun and looking for a awesome man to spend sometime together. I like to ride bikes ( no marathons) and I like to take walks or go for a stroll ( no Hiking) I love to swim and I might like to get into hot water with the right man.I like to shop and to cook or grill. I love to go camping, boating, fishing. and I love to travel. I cought a 60 lb king up in Alaska. and I love to go to Maui to relax. I am a very friendly , social woman.

(With a giant, fish-stank throat)

What they say about themselves
i am a funny and goodnautred person. but catch me on a good day and you're in trouble

What they say about their dream mate
you must have a strong work ethic, and a great sence of self. down time is important to you, and so are family and friends. just let me say somehting, i will not be your mother but i will be your best friend

(Can I just say something here? Remember to spay and nautre your person)

I like 4wheeling, dirt bike riding, camping, fishing,and playing with my puppy! I'm looking for a honest, fathfull woman who will be happy with me for who i am. must like toe outofdoors and and me! other then that im not a picky person. HONESTY IS IMPORTENT!

It is, I completely agree. So I'll be honest: I was playing with your puppies...and I...broke...them. They don't breathe anymore. But I told you I like toe outofdoors...you knew that.

looking for frined and a companion which ever comes first. im a nice guy very funny and ejoys trying ney thing ,i only will try once

(I'm guessing the companion will come before the frined)

lets see, i woork full time as an engineering chief at a hotel resort. i usually excersize the schedual called eat,sleep,go to work. i have children, (not kids, they are not goats) 5 children to be exact, i recently have gotten a devorce from my wife. now dont get me wrong, im not a bad guy, i did what i had to do to ensure the childrens safty and i did, but since i did what i did to my vows,(which realy do mean somthing to this man) i kinda sentenced my self to a jail sentance so to speak, being both mother and father now. lonly nights have been my punishment, and i yearn for companionship again. im looking for a woman who likes to have sex more than have a relationship. i know, it sounds unreal, but i realy need to put the so called love, away for while.

(Nothing says "Vows are sacred to me" than "I'm looking for a booty call")

Gender: Man seeking a Woman

i am a caring man who would love to find a special lady to spend time with. i promise to spoil this person as mush as possible.hope its you bob

(Should I leave you and Bob alone?)

lonly but lookking for love

I am fun loving . carring guy like to do lot of thing.. I love to cook do thing in and out doors.I like workking in wood like lawn orterment, plats for the home. must like to have some enjoyment in life. someone that like love to one person.A person how like to hold hands and walk . How will not run me drown to they frend or any body alce.

(On the contrary, I'll be running to anyone else)

Gothic Prince for any young Maiden

Hi Im a wild and x-stream guy with a comics personality. I can make you laugh out load and hold you when you want to cuttle. :-)I love anything Vampyre and dark. I also do like the light side of things to. So if you my little Maiden Im your Dark Prince. Choa. You got me so you want more. Well over what I said be for Im a sweet loving person who has lots of love to give. So a little more on me I have two little girls I LOVE very much ages 2 & 17mo. old. HIT me back soon. I WATING !!!!!!!!!! So Smile I May Be Your DARK PRINCE ;-)

(Say cheese, it's Lucifer!)

box of choaclote

so shy from the outside so sweet from the inside box of choaclote so shy from the outside so sweet from the inside I,ll leave that to later looking for A women with big hart because that,s what matter at the end of the day other things comes later

Finally Jenny, someone who knows how to spell choaclote. Jenny...you still ain't breathin'

About the one I'm looking for:
Well he has to be patient cuz i have children and no one ever comes before them. He has to be kind, but not a doormat! He has to be fisty like me, enjoy mexican food and not jealous or possesive. And attractive to ME!

More about fisty's match:
Won't really know till I talk to him...could be my exact opposite! Has to love children cuz my sons father was killed recently and i need a role model for him to be around.

(So your man has to be attractive to YOU? I'm not following. Maybe you're just a touch to fisty for me)

I am passionata about what I do and I am socabl. I like to think about life and its mistery and find answer about our existence.

(Let me know when you figure that out)

What do you do for fun?
I lick to expend my time with friend by traveling. Some time I sit under the moon light at 1:00 AM and this is my great fun. But now I am sit along. So I want some who can give me the best company

About me and who I'd like to date
I lick to expend my time with friend by traveling. Some time I sit under the moon light at 1:00 AM and this is my great fun. But now I am sit along. So I want some who can give me the best company

(Whaddya say, folks? ONE MORE TIME!

I lick to expend my time with friend by traveling. Some time I sit under the moon light at 1:00 AM and this is my great fun. But now I am sit along. So I want some who can give me the best company)

About the one I'm looking for:
WELL HE MUST BE A GENTLEMEN AND HE MUST BE SWEET AND KIND AND HONEST.HE MUST LOIKES TO GO TO PARTIES SOMETIMES ARE OUT TO A BAR

My idea of the perfect first date:
WELL I WANNA REALLY EXPRESS THIS BUT WHEN I MEET MY DATE.AND THEN I EXPRESS THAT POINT.RIGHT NOW NO MAYBE LATER,HEY I DO SPEAK MY MIND.

(Unfortunately)

"i waiting here fr u ."

About me and who I'd like to date
How I Love Meeting You and Talking To You Whats all This about and Why-------------- I Don't know But Whatever It Is....... I Love It Little Things about You Every Meeting We Have They Torment Me When Yours Not With Me Whats all This about and Why-------------- I Don't know But Whatever It Is........ I Love It You Give a fragrance To My Days and Nights yours Is The Name Etched on My Heart Whats all This about and Why-------------- I Don't know But Whatever It Is I Love It

Interests

for fun:
i like saw dream every in night.but with a sweet lady.yes she is a great lover.i m waiting fr her.when she meet with me?

(I Don't know But Whatever It Is, You Wack)

Grew up in: Osage City KS
Education: High School
Education Emphasis: ill tell you later

My perception of an ideal relationship:
Like i sayed befor im to young to get in a serius relationship so i just want some to hang out with and can say hay this is my boyfriend.

What I've learned from my past relationships:
Guys like to play girls like me so at first i WILL not trust you or your friends couse too many guys broke that so blam it on them.

(Blam! I shot you)

i,m a quite person,hard worker, like to watch movies,out to eat now and then, go places like six flags. like to go gambling, spend weekend in hotel with a jucuzi in room, doing just spare of the moment things. i dont spend a lot of money foolishly but money dont matter to me neather.

More about Pete Rose's match:
a woman that is quite, likes to be treated like a lady, let me open doors ect. some one who likes to cuttle up and watch a good movie, can go gambling and not worry about money, willing to go to like six flags and ride rides

(I wonder if she'll fuck fucks)

I LIKE PERSON WHO IS VERY HONEST,ALWAYS SAY THE TRUTH ABOUT HERSELF AND NEVER FILL TOO BIG. MUST BE VERY SLIM, TALL BUT NOT TOO TALL,BLACK HAIR, SPEAK ENGLISH CARE FOR THE ONE SHE LOVES. ALWAYS BEHAVES HERSELF. I THINK SHE WILL NEVER REGREET OF WHOM SHE GiVES HER LIFE TO. WITH THIS I AM JUST THERE.

(I fill strange, Mommy. My life is fill of regreet...)

About me and who I'd like to date
I am a person that cares alot. I am always smiling. I liek to laugh and giggle. I am not much a joking person.I like to have lots of hugs and kisses. i like to hold hands alot and just be with that specail one.I am very honest, i have never lied to any of my boyfreinds. I treat my men with respect. I treat them as they should be.They let me know if something is bothering them , and if they need to talk to me.Ii like to watch movies and be close. I also liek to go to dinner. I liek to cuddle. I love to be wrapped in a specail one's arms. I have creativity. I liek to look at eyes. Eyes are the shooting bright stars when I look into the beautiful eyes of a very nice smile. If a guy needs something they should ask. I am loving and i honor the one that I love.It is hard to give up on someone that you truely cared about , and theydump you for no reason. I am looking forward to find a commited realtionship. Someone that wants to have marriage and kids.I am looking for someone that has the same interest and someone who has the same thoughts as me.

(I tried having your thoughts and all I saw were dead people. And stupid people)

"DON'T EVER TELL THE WORDS I LOVE YOU IF SOME DAY U SHOULD ASK ME 2 LEAVE"

What do you do for fun?
I LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS OR COUSIN BUT WHEN IT COMESS TO LOVE ALL MY TIME IS HIM I LIKE FISHING ARKAYS DANSING BOWLING

About me and who I'd like to date
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SERIOUS TATS IN TH SEARCH FOR LOVE SOMEONE MATURE WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEAR WEIGHT DNT REALLY MATER TO ME CHUBY OR SKINY I'M LOOKING TO FIND MY MATCK TROGH HIS HEAT NOT HIS FACIAL APARANCE I'M A VERY ROMANTIC GIRL AND WHEN I FALL IN LOVE I LOV WITH ALL MY HEART

IF YOU SHOULD EVER LOOK ME IN THE EYES DONT LIE BE ONEST AND I WILL BE ONEST TO YOU LIES DESTROY THE BEST IN LIFEE DONT RUIN THE BUITY OF LOVE AGAIN AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LOVE FROM EVERY OPORTUNITY U GET REMEBER LIFE AINT 4 EVER

(My hear weight is beautiful, thanks for noticing. And searching for your match via his heat is the way to go. And now I'm asking you to leave immediately)

What do you do for fun?
HI i am A mother of 3 who obviously cant type. like just about all kinds fo music. like movies , dont get to get out often but i to meet all kinds of people .i like to think of my self as being a plane jane with a twist . idont smoke or drink.

About me and who I'd like to date
Hi I am cindy. First if all iam a bad typset. i have three kids .9 11 and 12 . that i a take care of my own ,. and not looking for any asistance in that . just looking for a another adult who is just wanting to be together .on occasion and on my favorite the phone. i am silly i guess. people look at me and think iam a certain age. which iam 38. then judgingthe wayi act think iam younger. iam not sure if itis because . i am a annoy kid at heart or young hearted . i work part time while the kids are in school . i do know who BIll W. is . we thats alli can think of for now . thankyou for you time

(What an adorable child you have! How old is he, .7 or .8? Oh, .9?)

If you could pick one super-human power (such as comic-book characters have) what would you choose?
superwoman

List some of your favorite lines from movies, poems, songs or commercials.
there for thou romeo

I'm Bill Shakespeare, bitch!

My perception of an ideal relationship:
i really dunno what erer happens it happens for a reason u just dont know till u hae met that person cuz it has to happen sometime weather it be now or later or whenever i cant think of anything else to write here cuz i haent met thatperson yet buh bye.