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(Isn't that a bit much you're asking for? Mind-blowing, man)
im 6'1" 154. i have some tattoos and plan on getting more. only my ears and tounge are pirced used 2 b goth now just a freak i'm a collage student basicly i'm the guy your mom warned u about, all screwed up and worthless except when it come 2 friends. i'm just looking 4 friends. if something comes from that than it was probably ment to be. now i'm just filling space so that i can continue
(Filling space? Preposterous! This is no less than a masterpiece, true art in its purest form. While your modesty is kindly appreciated, I implore you to rise up and claim your deserved place among history's best. From your tounge to only my ears)
i like to go out and party have a fun time. music is one of my favorite things in life. i also like tattoos and piercings. i am a bussy person. i attened the univercity of cinncinatiand i am majoring in fashion design. i want to find some one that is in to having a good time. someone that is interesting and knows that i have things to do. has to be open to spur of the moment things my aim is angelsind sky if you want to gert to know me better. and i wil have a pic soon.
(Whoah there, not so sure if I want to gert just yet. Not with someone so bussy, at least)
young looking athletic 125lbs. nice guy wishing for a woman who dosen't cheat! likes dancing, martial arts, comics, and drawing. Lonely! I dont drink, do drugs or smoke! plan on going to collage soon. not working at this time, but am looking for a job. just ended my 8th bad realitionship in a row. never married. Im not good with kids! would prefer a long lasting realitionship.
More about his match:
young, active, less than 165lbs, deciant looking woman! that dosen't do drugs, drunk, or smoke! hopefully faithful, and have a good personality.
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Remember, for the ninth relationship it's customary to give numnuts. |
lonly and desperate
im 18 well almost in 2 mounths im looking for a normal guy who loves to have fun and just relax ... right now i go to school and i work at pizza hut during the nights i live in bremerton washington with my mom and people... im going to get my nusres dagree but frist im going to get my nurseing assistant .. i have plans for my future but will always remeber my past ...i love cats i have an open mind and i will tell the truth ...i love writing pomes and i like watching action moves ..i also love playing out side what ever it is ...im 5"4 my hair is purplish brown blue eyes average body ... i love to meet new people and i hope to meet u ...
More about Florence Brightingale's match:
im am looking for a guy nice easy going and blond..skinny ..but u dont have to be blond i love all men ..i am looking for a guy 18 to 25 . i want my men real at least if u want some thing tell me no horse play less its fun... u have to be controlling ...well i hope to here from all of u ...
I wrote a pome and it goes a little something like this:
Roses are red
Numnuts are blue
Nusres dagrees are hard to come by
Thankfully so are you
I am young, attractive, adventurouse and about my life and things that i do. I enjoying my education - i finishing my MD in genetics this year and looking forwrad to my future career, i like sport (golf, kick-boxing, swimming. roller-blading), traveling around the world, crazy about cars and motos!
More about her match:
i am looking for mature man (from 35 y.o), with life experience and very stable emotionally and finantially. I found inteligence and sense of humor the most sexy in man! I am searching for man who want to have younger partner and who will be happy to live life full of excitments!
(Glad you enjoying education. Glad you adventrouse. Glad you far, far away)
Me? Personal Description?Well apparently I'm me?and the profile ^^^(up there) is me?but I suppose if you are this far down on this page you want to know more about?well me?HmMm?Well to start, I'm half Chinese half White; I'm a collage student at some collage. I'm open-minded, and outgoing. (I think?I hope).
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Im a guy going to collage to become a marketer and wots a great girl by his side. I know how to treat weman the right way and i think im your man! Wont her to have a good personality, has a good body and wonts to plan a future! I wont a good alaround woman that can stand up for her self.
(By leaving you)
well im husky and im not lieing girls ok im honest to everyone and im looking for a job so dont think im lazy ok im also looking for a collage to go to and study anything i would like to find a girl that dont lie to me that is honest and wont cheet on me cuz all my friends that r girls tell me im sweet and cute and hoenst but i dont see that in me im just me but i would like to be with a girl that is honest when she says she is not cheeting on me
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I started cheating on you after approximately three words. |
I'm fed up with the games. I'm a nice guy.I think I'm attractive, I'm looking for a friend and a lover. Someone to hangout with,and go placese,. I'm presently a welder, but welders work to hard for the money, so I want to be a plant manager. I figer it will take at least 6 years of collage to get a BA. (thats going to school part time)If you want a person, who's honest, caring and kind, then check me out. (games will not be tollerated). the end I'm looking for an active person. No couch potatoes, I like a woman with personality. Can you make me laugh? I hope you like to play sports
(Do you realize you're in the wrong section? You should go to Collage student, not Cough pototo; it's just down the hallway, aisle 3. Plan on taking 6 years to understand this)
im in collage at rsu in clacemore, im a esey going girl when i get over my shyness i have short hair but it used to be long i like cats dogs horses i like to travel ill tell the rest later i like strawberrys cherrys tomatos i like romantic stuff im cherokee, chochow, & russian ive been to almost all of the states in the usa an ive been to germany
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You know why her hair used to be long? Yup, tried to scalp her. It's just part of being Chochow. |
Med- Large build, college ed., man of substance and good character. Whom has no baggage and whom wants to live life to the fullest. I want to share a life with a man whom honors love & trust. I love affection & want a man whom loves to touch & is not affraid of open displays of affection. Someone whom has worked through his pasted relationship issues & wants to be in a committed relationship.
(Whom cares)
About Me:
I am a full time collage student, a mother of two wonderful children a son a daughter. I am a loving, caring person who loves to be cuddled and held most of the time.
Headline:
honsty
About the one I'm looking for:
I'm looking for someone who is honest caring loving and who loves kids, most of all i want someone who will what to be with me for who I am and not for a peace of ass
My idea of the perfect first date:
My idea of a perfect date is where nothing go wrong and the is that long nice walk on the beach after the sun goes down
My perception of an ideal relationship:
My perceeption of an ideal relationship is being with someone that is simple and easy going. Not doing thing just because i want to do them.Can go and have a good time with his friends and not have to worry wheather i'm going to bad when he gets home.
What I've have learned from my past relationships:
What I have learned from my past relationships is not let a man take control over what i do. To be the with a helping ahnd to pick me up when i fall or need guildes from him.Know that i can go to him whenever i need to talk to him wheather it good or bad
(Peace of ass brings me peace of mind)
Hello I am a fun loving person never lerned to dance I have two left feet and would make a great wall flower. I like outside sport like skeet/trap and hunting,fishing. Iam 6'0" drive a Dodge truck. I am a collage student taking coumper repair. Hope to here from you.
More about lefty's match:
breathing would be a start, must enjoy out door sport not football. must enjoy tv-landlike Hogan Heros, Addams famile ext...
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You'll never be one of us. |
HELLO MY NAME IS ALEX I AM NOT A Violence person IF YOU LOOKING FOR A GUY WHO ALWAYS NICE AND DON'T CAUSE PROBLEM I'M THAT PERSON.ALSO I LOVE VIDEO GAMES. I AM AT COLLAGE LEARNING ABOUT COMPUTERS THAT IS MY MAJOR. ANY WAY I AM 24/7 FRIENDLY. ALSO IF YOU CHOSE ME I WILL HELP YOU ANY WAY YOU WANT ME TO. I AM LOOKING FOR A NICE PEACEFULL WOMAN WHO ALWAYS FRIENDLY AND AT THE AGE RANGE OF 17 TO 19. SOMEWHAT LIKE VIDEO GAMES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE VIDEO GAMES
(...please like video games...please?)
I am an out going person seeking a respectable man to just have fun with.Just out of collage need someone to rar with. I have redish blonde hair,blue eyes,pete,110 pounds.Love to surf,and learn new thing.I love children,I have 1 little 6mo old girl,named Lura. Out doorzy type,I still like to sit back and watch movies on a rainy day.Someone who loves people and has insight and a self modivador. Has to like children.Not all of our interests have to be the same,different is also good so if you see my ad don't be discureged.
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Well i'm an outgoing guy, who can actually listen to a women. I don't need beer to have fun or to ''develope a personality'' I'm pretty sure i'm funny and i'm the first to laugh at my own expense. I always have a positive attitude and alway's look at the upside of every situation. I'm all done school, and earn a decent living. As for what I do I'm a freelance web designer, that is seriously thinking of starting a business. I'm all done school and work for the army, and i'm trying to become a Communications Researcher. If I seem like the type for you drop me a line.
(All done you)
Brn.eyes/hair, 175 lbs. Physically fit. I'm covered with hair. I grew up playing on Mt.Addams. Im at peace in the mountains. I worked in the timber industry which, as you may know, is dying. So I'm going to take up the books, and learn to use my mind instead of my back. At 35 I'm,going back to school,I'm single, lonly, and lost in the city.
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I want you!...to be my girlfriend? |
About Me:
I love animals and kids. And want a nice house to live in. Want to go back to colloge and be a teacher of young children
About the one I'm looking for:
I just want a fun loving and nurturing guy.. Have lots of time to be with me a nd wants a family and animals. Not affraid to try new things and discover. Does not do drugs. Has great tast in finding a homemaker..
My idea of the perfect first date:
To go to a great place to dinner. Then maybe a nice movie. To get to know one another.. After that go and have fun at a dance club like country line dancing or back to your place.
My perception of an ideal relationship:
Just fun, loving and caring. Honest to one another and no procrastinting. Have somethings in commen and don't waist time in dating if you love one another.
What I've learned from my past relationships:
That never go out with someone who is already a puss. Also to make sure they want the same things out of life.
(Wait a minute, my choices are country line dancing or going back to my place? Let me get this straight: we'll either 1) go to some hick bar, shove our thumbs in our belt loops and twirl around like fairies or 2) retire to my place in order to have sex? Country line dancing, of course. I mean, come on)
long red hair, hazel eyes,tal 57, w 130, white female, got tongue ring, likes to used it alot. i love sex 24/7. i go to collage going to be a cancer doctor.
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She is a tumor. |
I'm 24 years old.Going to collage to become a elem.school teacher. I do have 3 wonderful kids(5,3,2). Not really been having alot of luck wuth the men out there. I like a man that can make me laugh.I like to go dancing so i guess that would be nice. I would like to learn how to play pool if there is a man out there willing to teach me.
(Elem. my dear Watson: she's going to collage)
I am A 31yr. Mother of three.High school graduate. In collage trying to get batchlors degree in Medical field.I like to snuggle up on the couch and watch movies and play games (cards mostly.) I have redish blound hair hazal eyes about 5'4" and on the big side I think. People tell me I'm just the right size. I'm looking for someone to cuddle up with on the couch. Watch movie with.Play games,go to movies with.How is clean about them selves and like spending time with there lady. Cares about the womens feelings and wants are met.
(You think you're on the big side? Ask the couch, it'll tell you)
I am looking for friend I and In collage I love to talk, I have modeled in a couple local calenders, I like lifted trucks, big red ones, like silverados, I also like hanging out with friends dancing, playing pool. I am right now getting my pre-med at IPFW and then I plan to travel to Anderson to get my doctorits degree. I wish to have a part of a trauma team.
(You already are a part of a trauma team: you wrote this ad)
i love kids but not ready to have any now maybe later in life after collage and i get a good job so i know my kids will be take care of. i am look for a guy that will be 50%on there part and me the women be 50% on my part and it be half and half not just one of us doing it all.
(Me the women; We the people; Them the numnuts)
I should mention I do have an 17 month old son. He is my pride and joy. I'm hopeingto meet some new people. Im looking for a gut who is honest, careing, trustworthy, dependable, and has a job. Some collage is plus but. Im looking for someone between the ages of 20 and 24. He has to like kids and want some.So if you would like to get together and see what happens drop me a line and take it from there.
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This collage is minus but. Wait, is that...a nipple? |
I'm 5ft 7inches tall and i wiegh 270pound i wieght lift and go for walks,i'm pretty shy and qiute until you get to know me, I like sports such as football, collage wrestling, and hockey. i got injured in the core whitch makes it so i;m not as active as i would like to be but i keep a positive attatude I'm looking for a woman to start as a friend and possable more later on someone that like to talk and listen
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Joan: Hello, Theodoric, Barber of York. Theodoric of York: Hello, Joan, Wife of Simkin the Miller. Well, how's my little patient doing? Joan: Not so well, I fear. We followed all your instructions - I mixed powder of staghorn, gum of arabic with sheep's urine, and applied it in a poultice to her face. Theodoric of York: And did you bury her up to her neck in the marsh and leave her overnight? Joan: Oh, yes. But she still feels as listless as ever, I'm afraid she's injured in the core. Theodoric of York: Well, let's give her another bloodletting. Brungilda. |
hey i have never done this befor so i thought i would give it a try. i dont really want to discribe myself cause i dont want to sound conceeded or "on a high horse" i like to hang out with my friends, get drunk, go ito the woods and shoot stuff. im going to collage majoring in crimminal justice i want to be a cop. but umm.... thats me... well not all of me that would take forever to type
(No, I think you're done)
Hello i'm a very sweet guy that loves to play video games, collect toys, hang out with friends, run, go to amusment parks, and oh yea i have a thing for girls in pj's exspecialy winnie the pooh lol. But other than that i've been with only 1 girl before and we dated for 3 years now i'm looking for a sweet girl to love, charish, and hold in my arms for ever oh yea if you like winnie the pooh that would help to. Pritty much i'm a very easy going guy i'll try almost anything once. I will be going to collage to make video games for a liveing. If you would like to know more plz e-mail me i would love to hear from you. Thanks Markus
More about his match:
I realy am just looking for a sweetheart that I can trust and call my own. I realy don't care how you look as long as your not realy fat lol. Love comes from inside not the out but i do have my limits.
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Christopher, why do you use the name Markus when online? |
I am 36--have an 18 year old daughter. We are both attending collage in Morrilton. I love the outdoors--I can watch TV but would rather be doing something a little more exciting. Love to go to Florida. Gambling is ok once or twice a year as long as I win and not loose. I am just a country girl-- been known to speak my mind.
(We're all hoping you loose this tendency)
well im a verry indepent women ,collage studen how just got out of a relaship, so right now i just wont to have fun i spend alot of time on my bike i just got ,,,, down 2 earth with alittle streets runing thow his vains,open minded, down 2 have fun,what i juss im looking 4 is ,,,a homie,,lover ,,friend,,,,,, is this u
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I've seen less carnage at train accidents--BUT I UH |
Iam a 35 year old women go to collage study office medical techololy. I love to met a young man lok to spend the rest of my life with I look for nice person to spend the rest of life with nice person. I perfer a christion go to church with me . But just look for a nice person
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Serenity now! |
Im a sweet, nice person. I love to go and do things as long as it is fun. Im still in high school. I will finish in May and I will be going to collage to be a RN for the OBGYN floor. I love kids. Im a easy person to get along with. I would like a guy who likes me for who I am and not what I look like. That is about what Im looking for. I dont care what they look like and how they are.
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OBGYN is the way to go. And I agree completely, why care how someone "is"? I suppose it depends on what your definition of "numnut" is. |
I have my left ear pierced twice my right ear once and my toung is pierced. My fav. sport is collegent wrestleing and my fav. collage team is the University of Iowa ( Iowa Hawkeyes ). I am lookin for a lady that is outgoin and is Single of course and I would like a lady who has more than just her ears pireced.
(Two things that don't mix: piercings and wrestling)
At this point I am asked to describe myself. How hard is that, and still sound attractive? Well, honesty is best, or so I'm told. I am a 48 year old woman, fat, and lonesome. I hate housework, I don't climb mountians to watch sunsets, and the bikini girls at the beach intimidate me. I love to sing, but cannot carry a tune. I have two phyco birds that poop all over my house, and I only care sometimes. On the other hand, I am wonderful. If you have read this far, I not only salute you, I will tell you who I really am. I am curiosity. I find joy in the greatest and smallest things. Discovery. Understanding. Putting the pieces together. Asking new questions. I am curiosity. Twenty years after I graduated from high school with middely grades, I enrolled in San Diego City Collage. There I found a wonderland. I earned AA degrees in bilingual education and liberal arts. To my surprise, I had done well enough not only to be accepted to UCSD, but to have a full scholarship. I majored in Anthropology, with a cultural focus, and minored in Education. The Anthro was to help me be abetter teacher, to better understand families from a culture different from mine, and to understand better how children with disabilities interact with mainstream school and social preasures. I do go on sometimes, kind of like that singing off tune part. I'm very quiet at first in real life. I think I finally became a teacher because of my love for children. God saw fit not to bless me with any of my own, but that has not diminished my capacity for loving them, it has expanded it. That's more than enough, if I read this befor I submit it, I never will.
More about curiosity's match:
Oh!! NO!! I just did me, and now I have to do you?! Read what I wrote about myself, and you should have a good idea about the man I am looking for. I am NOT hung up about looks, height, weight, hair, or income. A man that understands that I am a self-possessed, well educated, independent woman would be wonderful, as long as he lets me cry on his shoulder and be held tight from time to time. You know who you are.
(And unfortunately we know who you are)
I'm into weight lifting, and karata. I enjoy to exersice, jogging, long walks. I'm very spontanous, enjoy joking around. I have a good memorie for special days. I'm an old softy for a nice romantic time alone with a very special person. Enjoy to travel and see strange and unusual places (like cancun for one). I have one daughter living at home, she will be leaveing for collage in the fall. I am looking for a life long compainion. I come from a large family (20 all together or so), and we are all tightly knit. I beleive in being with one woman and devoteing myself to her. And I hope she feels the same. Looking for a lady who active and is in good shape. Must be careing, understanding, and open minded. She will be willing to put in to a relationship what she is wanting out of it. Must be willing to enjoy a nice romantic time alone. I'm looking for a lady who is only interested in haveing one man in her life. Any applicant must be willing to travel atleast once to twice a year. If this is close to you, you may be the one.
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Jenny, I want to do karata. Can I do karata, Jenny? Oh wait a minute, Jenny's sleepin' with the fishies. |
I think im an all around nice guy. I like playing sports, hanging out whatever. I don't do drugs but i drink. I like to party. Looking for a cute girl that has basic goals in life. I prefer in collage. I'm not looking for any thing specific.
(Specifics suck dude, general is the way to go. Another way to go? To hell)
Hi there, im a 30 year old collage grad who isn't relly lookin for anything serious. If you rock you rock and i'd wont shy off. I'm not afraid of anything, but im not really lookin either, casualtie of love style. What i would like is someone whos fun and smart and whitty and parties like a rock star. I like to go out and sleep late. I like to drink and smoke and howl at the moon. I travel alot, whenever i can. Imma camper. If you don't give a care for status and can be real all the time i'll probubly think yr cooler than. I'm very sexual. Im a writer and would only be truly attraceted to someone that loves to read. I'm attractive and know how to be sexy in the right places. If you want to get a drink and kick it for a bit say high.
(Bigh)
I am in my last year of high school. I have a 2 year little girl. I am going to go to a bussiness collage. I am interesting in a guy who like to do things with the family and like's to have fun. I like to sit at home sometime's on a weekend and just watch movies and relax I am looking for a guys who like's to do things with family, and like to have fun.
(No, no, honey: the guy is interesting when he's in you)
About me and who I'd like to meet
i am sensetive ,romantic and somehow jelisus.i am normally hot and also i amso busy in job.when i am in job i dont like to be disturbed.i am teaching in university and i like it.i care to my kids very much.i am looking for sombody to be able to understand me well and it takes time.
(He ain't kiddin'!)
hey ladies wana talk im here to listen im a christian so i will talk to you about god or tell you who he is if you dnt no. I have brown eyes black i speack english like going to the gym but hate playing football. i like to eat most things anythink that is not spicey. im 5ft 5 and im not to fussed about what your height or hair colour you are the best thing i like doing is listening to music or doing jobs round the house fixing things and decorateing im cerantly at collage studinn a diploma in construction im stuying this in wrexam collage.
(Your profile hurts my eyes; it wrecks 'em)
I am a: 18 yr old woman
located in: Winchester, England, United Kingdom
About me and who I'd like to meet
my friend whould decribe me as a wild and down to earth person with a good personalerty and give good information. i would describe my self as a lead back person that like haveing fun and like like haveing people around me. pole dancer and a singer in a band i like to have fun with funrides and skating and long walkes along to bech at night and have a long night up looking at the stars and moon i like in music artists: rapers,pop the most proudes thing has to wining the compatision for my collage the best day to meet some 1 is on a friday night or saturday moring and spending the day with them if i choose a magic power it had to be magic powers (like malisa jone heart) i would invite duncan james, orlando bloom, billy crawford,lee rayn and lisa mafia i dream data would to walk along the beach and night i belive love at first sight becouse u r intreasted in them and you/they ask u out then u get to know them my idael macth whould have to have blonde or brown hair, thin, tall, blue eyes and kind and loveing. my ideal man would have to have blonde hair blue eyes and thin and tall rose on the first date i what my ideal man to be looking in a long time relansontion and all was active to ward spare times and in work
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I'm Malisa Jone Heart, Melissa Joan Hart's generic equivalent. You can hire me for parties, strip shows, pole dancing, bar mitzvahs, and, last but not least, relansontions. |
About me and who I'd like to meet
HI IM KERRY,IM 22,FROM PRESTON,LANCASHIRE,NORTH ENGLAND,IM 5FT1",SLIM BUILD(SIZE 8),I HAVE LONG RED HAIR,BLUE EYES,MY BELLYBUTTON PIERCED,AN A COUPLE OF TATTOOS AT THE TOPS OF MY ARMS,IM A SINGLE MUM,I HAVE A 2YR OLD GIRL AN A 8MTH OLD BOY,I LIKE MUSIC,CLUBBIN,FILMS,POETRY,AN SIGHNLANGUAGE,IM CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED AS IM STARTING COLLAGE IN SEPT,TO STUDY LEV 1 AN 2 IN SIGNLANGUAGE AN PSYCOLOGY,I WILL THEN QUALIFY 2B AN INTERPRETER 4 THE DEAF.
(How about an interpreter for your damn profile?)
i like to have fun and all that but a friendship is more deeper to me than a person i just met well my main interst in dancing singing modleing and a whole lot of stuff im going to collage right now to train to become a pediatrican my dream car is going to be a lambergini but the car i have right now is a bmw z4 roadster i catch a lot of peoples eyes pulling up in front of a club with it and the other car i have is an honda 2000 honda sport i go and race every fridays and saturdays to go race with it who likes to have fun party or whatever they do bests they must have their own car and somebody who does live with their parents i like gys who drink and smoke but if they drink till they pass out is way too much for me
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First off i am a people person. I have always delt with people. I am not that picky about who i am seeing. But i do know what i want. Currently in callage study to get my psychology degree. Very open minded. I Love to talk and hang out. And when i don't know anything about teh subject i just shut up. Do to collage and my job. Really the only time I can meet anyone is late at night.
More about open minded's match:
I like short ladies with short hair. Who are opne minded about unsual stuff. Also someone who can accet an oppion, and not get mad. I give everyone a fair chance. I don't care about someones past. I personally cant's stand the past. Don't be surprised if i ask you anything. I will not do to anyone what i would not want done to me. I also like someone who is gracious in saying thank you for doing things. That sums it up. I hope to hear from you. Talk to you then.
(Do to collage and my job as you would have them do to you)
Just when you thought you heard it all, and there is more. I also have a 5 year old handsome, very intelegent, (Let him tell ya!) enjoyable little boy that I love more than life. I have a whole lot of that though and so does he, so we can share, the love that is! I'm not a brain surgeon but I would like to think that a few years of collage would give me above average intellegence. I can respect a persons indivuality and so can you, right? you have to if you want any beginning to last at all. I'm not looking for a brain surgeon or a storybook romance either, although it would be nice.
More about brain surgeon's match:
Petite is good, tight is better. If you take care of yourself and are comfortable with what you see in the mirror then I will be too. Kid's are great if you have a few fine. I just do not want to deliver anymore. I can make it just fine alone, my son, right now would prefer it that way I believe. He has so much fun with his dad. I'm sure his mind is open and would let the right lady in close if I asked him. You will have to love a challenge, I certainly do. If you think you have one for me let me know. I'm ready for round three!
(You're not a brain surgeon? But I'm feeling this intense pain my head from reading your profile...)
i am not good at this. I have just graduated high school and i am looking for work befor i start collage i know i spelt that wrong. i like every kind of music(not Mtv) and iam kinda shy at first
More about his match:
i am looking for that woman that is ready for a relationship that will treat me right and that i can share every thing with you MUST be open minded and be able to hold an intelligent conversation
(Not only can I hold an intelligent conversation, I can deliver one. And in this conversation I plan to tell you this one, universal truth: you are not good at this)
Hi I'm a 53 yo self employed white mail.I live in west San Jose by Los Gatos Campbell area.I have 2 childern daughter 22 just grauated fron collage son 24 who works with me and helps me with the re modeling of my home and the building of a new one.As for me what I usally do is walks,movies,scuba diving usally Santa Barabras Chanel Islands for those short getaways during the year Cozumel in the winter and also some cave diving and Just jump on my harley and find any out of the way place back roads ocean mts and go among other things. Wel for now.
(Watch out, it's tough to see the anthrax on white mail)
like the outdoors hikeing, back packing,dayhikes.like to work with my hands.work on cars.my best day is towork on yards,and go to garage sales and collectibes.don'tspell to good . work in machine shop ,and go to serria collage at night.like to cooklik ,like movies,dinner.like the beach at dawn.
(You cooklik a cafeteria worker)
i am a fun guy to be with i make every person i know laugh, i help every one and anyone i can, i can't see a women cry, it make me fell bad (long story).
(Oh please indulge us)
i work on cars all the time, my own, frends and who ever needs it. i am on this site with a chance to find some one who will love me like i will love them. (if there is bad spelling mistakes, i am not the best at it, but hey i made it to collage). anyway i love my mom to death i tell her every thing i do and have done, when i was a kid my mom and i would watch movies together and every time i would ask if we could cuttle (now the point of this story) os i would like the person i find to do the same. (cuttle)
(I thought you meant have a point)
well, all i ask is don't try to chang me (people have tried and lost me) be honest (most importent when it comes to love), and likes to cuttle.
(Ok, so cuddling with mom is important to you, I like how you prioritize. While you can share cuddling tendencies with your new girlfriend, breastfeeding won't fly)
im a semi lazy guy who dosent like to shave when he doesent have to. I spend alot of time at my computer but i will get out and do something if there is something to do and do it with. Im just starting collage at cincinatti i want a woman who oesent beleve in normal
(Or the occasional stench of failure)
iam a 20 year old gal who is attending paltt collage and majoring adversting graphic art. i enjoy the outdoors and being romantic and cuddling. iam very outgoing who loves to have fun and hang with friends. I have a bit of a goofy side becuase i think trying to be cool is just inmature lol umm just ask me if u have any more questions. iam seeking a guy who is not afreid to be himself?; dosent smoke loves to party' like to cuddle treats girls like a lady a gentelman outgoing umm yeah and is taller then me lol
(Too bad...if we both attended this "paltt collage" I suppose we could fulfill our collective destiny and be together. I'm just sitting here scratching my balls at Platt College, getting an education, establishing connections and fulfilling all of my hopes, dreams and wildest fantasies. But you, you are going places. I'm so damn inmature)
well i dont know what to say but here is goes dont exspect much but... well what should i say im a christian and a, going to collage i have red hair and blue eyes im really young looking bla bla bla bla hum what else to say i like trying new things i want some one to talk to to be my friend dont tie to me i will not put up with it i like blue and brown eyes so just giev me a letter if u want to chat
(Wow, it's like your profile is a collage. A disturbing collage made of lies, hypocrisy and barbaric witchcraft. Here is goes...)
i am a fun outgoing man loves to make people laugh am always in a good mood i dont let things bother me just moved to ohio from utah but was born in ohio trying to go back to collage and look for work every one discribs me as fun and loveing and that i have a big heart love kids i beleave that they are the future i am great with kids i love to clean i like clean envirments i am seeking a lovable lady that would like to shair my life and love to that is a cleanlly person that would love me the same that i love them
(I believe the children are our future; teach them well and let them divorce their parents)
im very nice and ill never make you fell singled out always ready to have fun i go to collage im hopeing to go to greece and study there im into traving and seeing the world likes to have fun never russes into a ralationship loves to see the world is frendly,funny and is a real nice person and loves to put a smile on peoples face
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Im 18 just ga out of high school and now o a online collage i love to cook and work on things . played high school football. Loves to get out and do things out side like going on a hike in the woods. i hope to se ya!
(Se you later)
I am signel parent I am currently enrolled collage at this time I have recived my assoicate degree in managment this past spring. My future plans is to go on get my Bachelor's degree in Crime Law. I have long blonde hair and dark brown eyes, I am slim I am queit person. I am looking for Mister right the man of my dreams. someone who is caring and passiate.Someone I can enjoy being with on a date.
(I'm sending you a signel: an assoicate's degree is a terrible thing to waste)
i am in to auto racing and plan to build a race car when i get the money and listen to cuntry music. im curently going to collage so i can get an a.a.s digree i am seeking a lady that has hobbies like me or close to them, likes to have a good time ,play video games, and likes to spend time alone
(Cuntrified man are ya?)
I am girl . my name is layla . i am 19 years old . i live in UAE . now i study in collage .i'd love to have a friends .. i feel lonaly .. and my favirot hoppies is reading and listent to music .. i don't care about his look like was fat ... but the important thing that. i want his eyes colore is green or blue or brown .. i don't black eyes(it is scare me) i want him is kind , have a big heart ,romance and onist..
(You got me on my knees, Layla. And I'm begging to be shot)
I am going to school to be in pharmacy. I am looking for a good looking guy who is nice and is smart and is in a least collage. I want a guy who a least go to church on the holiday's only easter. They should be smart and no bachler. I want some-one who has a full-time job or in collage like me which I have a full-time job and go to collage. what I am saying is I want a decent fit guy who is nice,sweet,and cares about me and spend's time with me.
(According to U.S. News and World reports, the "least" collage is William and Harry, located approximately 30 miles outside this woman's sick and twisted mind)
hi i am joe. i am currently going to collage for automotive. i am a grate person to get a long with. i like hangin out with friends, go to a movie, or just going for a midnight drive. i am looking for someone to hang ouy with and mabe hook up with. well i gess that is all i can think of now.
(You can think of more, come on. Go into further detail about how grate you are, or how much you love to hang ouy. Mabe not such a good idea)
I am a colage student I work 7 days a week I only work from 6-11 a.m. and only have collage classes 3 days a week the rest of the time I spend with my mom brother and sister however I would like to get out of the house I Dont know huntsville very well so if you would like a free movie free dinner at any place you pick I will traviel to meet you i will be nice and funny and a bit of a smartass.
More about smartass' match:
Any woman who wants to have fun with a nice guy who will do anyhthing to make a woman happy. nice sweet funny lokks help but they dont matter as long as you have the personalaty to back you up. NO NEGETIVE WOMEN all women must be able to have fun.
(Lokks like you're having some genetic issues; what's a mom brother? I don't know Huntsville very well)
Hi, I am a rescenyly seperated father of one 23 month old little boy. He is the most important thing in my life and I absolutly love being a daddy. I am looking for a honest escent caring woman that doesnt have a lot of "issues" all the time. I am and open honest person and love life I enjoy music rock mainly and of course I love sports collage that is.
(Of course)
I also like grilling out and maybe hae a few friens oer and a few cold ones too. For me its the simple things that matter the rest will work it self out. I guess I could say a lot more but I am not to good at this sorta thing so I will see where this takes me and go from there...My name is Shane
(You sure your name isn't Shame?)
I am 19 year old college student looking for Love. Looking for the one person to spend my life with. Money isn't important, level of education of is not important, just belif in Love. I have had my heart broken in the past, and i have learned from my mistakes and just want to get married and live happily ever after. Someone who belives in Love, who smiles, likes to have and wants to have kids. I would prefer the eternal optimistc type but that doesn't really matter. I am really just looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with and live happily ever after.
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It's tough being a friggin' fairy tale. |
Hello i'm 34 yrs and i been divorce for 5 yrs now and it getting lonly here i'm going to college my major is accounting.... i'm looking for that special person i like alot of different thing i dislike head games i been there done that brought the shirt .....i answer all my ads bye for now hey now what i'm looking for someone to come home are just call and say hey how was your day babe my was ...
(Excruciatingly painful)
About me and who I'd like to meet
I well go out with really anyone really.
(Really?)
I dont have any hang ups about anybody i have ever met. I think that i'm really easy to get along with and i have lots of people skills. i just fell like i have spent my entrie life as an adult and now i wont to live a little. I'm almost done with collage and i all ready work full time.
(In hell)
Hmmm..=] I would describe myself a person first and formost then say that when attempting to define oenself that definition becomes obsolete within days because we always have changing interest and emtional dramas that changes us.but enough w/ the philosophical bullshit=] I describe myself as me and the kind of woman i'm looking for would be someone thati feel comfortable around and take a bit slow w/. I jsut moved here a couple of months ago from San Diego, CA I was in the NAVY for 4 yrs and just recently got out. Now I'm saving up for a car and then I'm gonna move out and go to college Or i'm going to work on a cruise liner. I'm undescide on my choices of careers because I would like to be a psycologist but i also have an incedible wanderlust within me that wants me to travel the seven seas=] My intrests vary and i have an open mind to try new things because i don't think you should limit your intrest and likes and dislikes. Please forgive my horrible spelling and typos=]
(Terrific. Rather than take a few seconds to correct your typos, you'd rather risk further embarrassment and add an entire sentence asking forgiveness for these iditic mstikas. I am sorry I did not spell those last two words correctly, please find it in your heart to read past them)
I am 18 years old (mature for my age) I attend college full time majoring in Criminal justice and i hope to also get a degree in psycology and socialogy. In my spare time i read books, write in my journal, write to my pen pal buddies, and spend time with my family. I am looking for a male to become friends with and work on a relationship I believe in order for two people to connect there should be trust and a friendship. I am looking for someone who is sweet, knows there goals in life, who will like me for who i am, and a all-in- all a good guy. I know there is someone out there thats my souldmate I just havent found them yet.
(SOULD! To the numnut with the socialogy degree)
Gender: Female seeking Male
From: Beverly Hills, California, USA
Age: 18
What I've learned from my past relationships:
what i have learned from my psat relationships is that I hate clingyneses. I also hate when one is dependent on the other.
(You should have learned from taking the psat that "clingyneses" ain't no word)
About me and who I'd like to meet
I'm just a regular seattle native collage students persuing my degree in history. I really enjoy hanging out with my friends and basically having fun. My main goal is to enjoy life and I enjoy watching the sun rise more than anything else on earth. Basically just your regular guy, well not the macho chovinist pig type, so if your looking for that you will be disapointed in me.
('Cause I'm not already)
I am a 25 yr old single mother of two. been in out of love. tired of men playing with my emotions. all i look for in a man is honesty. if your want to cheat just tell me. i'll supply the condom. there is nothing more that i hate than to be lied to. looking for some one to talk to. not looking for anything more, what ever happens, happens. i am laid back and very independent, so plese don't think iam after your money i just might have more than you. smile. just a little since of humor. i am currently in college majoring in medical secretary, once i finish that i plan to g get my RN. ex military. so if you every need some one to talk to look me up. so no pic. a good man. one of those hard to find type of guys. you know the one that wines and dines. gives back rubs, have trust in his woman, loves and respects her. i would love to come to a candle lite bathroom with bathtub drawn with rose peddles.
(G Get the hell out)
I`m a tan ex-marine that works construction and actually has a brain in my head, i`m currently working on getting an assoiates degree in bussiness management
(There's that brain in action)
well im to old for the club sean and realy dont know that much out side of that. im tierd of the one nighters. not realy looking for a full on we are together thing just want a cool gf thats down with hang out and haven fun that could move on or not it dont make a diff with me. well im going back to school for a diffrent field of work. i like hiking with my two dogs oscer tyler thay are fun and boating with them walks though the park with them i like stay home and chillen out on the couch to a movie or i like to cook thats cus most of the weman i meet dont know how to cook no i dont care i cant spell so we are eaven im shy but after i get to know u im realy cool i like all difernt things well not museums but i will go i love summer time and working out well if i sound iteresting email me oh u have to love dogs to..
(Too old for the Club Sean? No, he likes 'em old, he likes 'em geriatric, toots)
About me and who I'd like to meet
I am an Atype personality, I ve got da looks ,the touch ,hte moves . I don talk much. I dont know,its so hard 2 discribe ur self . U ll know when u know.I study engineering ,Communication & Eletronics department.
(And what have you discovered studying the "Eletronics department"? I suppose I ll know when I know, U know?)
What do you do for fun?
hello i want to meet a nice girl like me.
About me and who I'd like to meet
i want to meet a nice girl, i leave in algeria, i am a nice boy, i have green ayes, 170 cm of tall, i have a hight scool diplomat and a diplomat from universite;; in statistics, i like music, sports, travels,treeps, i want meet a nice girl with gren or blue ayes, hwo stady in hight school or universite
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You must be outta UNIVER-SITE! |
i am 18 goin to collage, and have one eye, am a sweetheart. i have no brothers or sisters because they died in a car wreck when i was three i am looking for a man that is sweet and loving. i don't care what he looks like i jusst want a boyfriend.i don,t care if he is single or divorced
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Arrr, yer never too old for collage! |
well then i'm not verry socail,i cant spell, have no idea what i'm doing this for other then being bored. i'm going to school for auto body at lake washington collage well that'ss do it for now
(Back that 'ss up)
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