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What do you do for fun?
Float effortlessly through the reefs with a myriad of fish nipping my fingers, watch hawks circle below after an invigorating climb, curl in front of a fire. Traveling, visiting friends, trying new foods (who knew bull's tail tastes good)and dancing
favorite things:
watching a thunderstorm front move in; licking chocholate batter from the bowel; drinking Tarantula while floating on the lake with friends.
(I love my job people. Nothing's better than "batter from the bowel")
About me and who I'd like to date
I like to fine someone that on a whim would go on a hotair ballow ride or to the beach for a day even if it is cold and drink hot cholate or eat a bowel of chill as we watch the waves without worrying about what his family would say. I enjoy my family ,but would like to find someone You also must like dogs and cats
(Does eating a bowel of chill involve salad?)
About me and who I'd like to date
I am a fun outgoing will laugh at anything I am into automobiles of all kinds old and new I also enjoy sitting at home with a bowel full of popcorn and a good movie or a night out dancing or a Saturday night at the drag strip either racing or just watching.
(The latest fetish: a bowel full of popcorn. New, from Orville Reddenbuttmunch)
Interests
for fun:
go on walks, bowel some times 2 step
favorite hot spots:
I am rather new to the area so i have no favorite spots
('Cept the ones in yer draws)
favorite things:
Read adventure novels, especially about the sea. Love asian food, and a big bowel of Pho for lunch. Watch the cooking channel hoping that I will evolve in the kitchen by osmosis. Love day-old stew in the winter. NYPD Blue and DaVinci's Inquest
(Oh I get it, Pho is a Vietnamese beef noodle soup. Now it's all clear)
About me and who I'd like to date
Some of my interests include dining and dancing, walking, esp. on the beach, hiking, skiing (which I haven't done for awhile), listening to music, reading, movies (as long as they aren't too violent) and watching football. I will be "glued" to the TV on Super Bowel Sunday, as my team, Patriots, are playing.
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I think of it as Super Teat Sunday. |
Interests
for fun:
i'm hooked on fishing, horseshoe playing, playing cards,movies,and church activities.i also like to dine out i like to do garden work. i like to read. sometimes i like to play putt-putt and/or bowel. i really like going to air shows.
(Bowel? Air shows? Putt-Putt? Pick on someone your own flatulence level, Broseph)
for fun:
i like to take long moonlight walks on the beach , shoot pool , bowel , deep long kisses, hold hands, cuddle , deep long slow kisses ,swim, and just about anything else , oh yes did i say deep long kisses
(You did, perfectly placed right after "bowel")
About me and who I'd like to date
Iam a very serious person when it envolves personal relationships.I bowel/fish/and play golf rarely.
(If you bowel rarely, it might be constipation. Crap it up, folks!)
About me and who I'd like to date
I am a person who is a good listner and a warm shoulder to lean on when needed. I have a real big sense of humor that is on the ornary side. I enoy people who can laugh at themselves as well at other people or things. I like to do anything outside when it is warm out and when its cold I like to shoot pool, bowel (what other sport can you smoke and drink).
(Well duh, curling)
About me and who I'd like to date
I see it like bowel of cereal (Bran Cereal). I'm the bran and your the fresh sweet fruit adding flavor to this great combonation .... Please, wait just a minute I'm trying to get my nerve up to say something but I don't know what to say but I think you are beautiful and I just want you to know you are special .....I think the best time for someone to met for first time is tuesday or wensday because then I could look forward for the weekend in hopes of seeing you again ....
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Colon Blow and you, in the morning. |
My match is a special lady. If she is willing, I can show her some amazing places not many people ever see. She also enjoys an evening out at a nice resturaunt or a day spent exploring a city like NY or Boston. She is good at her job and knows it, but understands her work is a means and not an end. She likes to cook but also likes to be cooked for. She likes to snuggle and kiss just for fun. She must understand that I need my own bowel for popcorn.
(That's totally understandable, sharing bowels is a large step in a relationship)
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