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What do you do for fun?
I'll do anything that gives me a rush. I like skydiving, surfing, scuba diving and i cant wait for winter to start so i can hit the slopes. I enjoy working on my truck and going off roading. The beach, mountains and desert i love the outdoors.
About me and who I'd like to meet
I am an easygoing person who loves to laugh. I love the beach or anyplace outdoors. I like to try new things and will do anything that involes an adrenaline rush.
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What, you never seen a kangaroo skydive before? |
About Me:
brown hair blue eyes 5;9 145 go to casino walk on the beach like to eat out family time i like to meet a nice guy take me out to a movies to a club or casinos
About the one I'm looking for:
a slim white guy with muscles like kids have kids of there own never married 21-29 likes to walk on the beach like to dine out
My idea of the perfect first date:
open the door treat a lady right go to movies to a nice restaurant likes to gamble like to do stuff together
My perception of an ideal relationship:
treat a lady stay at home as a family watch tv together go to the beach stay home once a week go on vacation
What I've learned from my past relationships:
alot of stuff have a good man to do things i have learn alot from my past realtionship need a good realtionship to start off with
(I would advise against eating out family time; you'll need it to bond with your children Cletus, Jebediah, Monoxidil, Dorito and Conundrum)
I wright poems about football and cheerleaders. I think cheerleaders are HOTT and I think locker rooms are SEXXY. I'am always readeng the newspaper. My favorite is Dateline. Ia'm lookeng for a pretty girl with blonde hair and a tan, and I like 'em with titz and no ass. Bengals rock, grr! I like moonlighted walks on the beech and pinics at the park, and I can drink wine to. It is the righteous thing too do.
(Ah yes, the elusive titz-and-no-ass combo. Readeng the newpaper may help, but I suggest attending more of those Bengals functions. Kick back with a brewski, recite your poetry and watch the SEXXY, assless beeches flock to you)
Love to dance Love sports mostly outdoors Had old fashion bringing up I love the modern ways I believe men have the final say in a relationship Because I'm a lover not a fighter! Life is a blimp on the radar screen! Love all music. No time for games! I'm Independent but still need to cuddle up to someone Fireplaces and candle light need I say more. If you can't dance look for the door! Ok I'm easy I'll dance slow with the right someone! I write lyric and have a head for logic. A tad bit witty so get ready for the joker in me. I love the beach and the sun so you better be in shape no flabby tummies please and by the way long hair is a plus! If your bold or bolding please don't reply and no hairy chest, alittle hair on the chest is ok. I'm not being vain it just my taste. And if you smoke I'm sorry but I allergic to you. Just being honest. Seems some people don't really read these ads before they apply. I'm into sport bikes. You know you've already read this far so you are intersted so write already..........what's taking so long!
(Seems some people don't really read their ads before they spew numnuttery all over the friggin' radar screen)
I love ending the day watching the sunset and the dolphins. Enjoy walking the beach and picking up shells on the way. I like all kinds of music except Rap.easy going
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Your honor, may I remind the court that the defendant lives in Piqua, Ohio. I defy anyone in this great nation of ours to find beaches and/or porpoises anywhere near this unfortunate, rap-loathing numnut. Don't be hatin'. |
Hey therwhat i looking for is someone that i can love and hold onto when times are tuff someone i can kiss when times are true someone i can love when the sky turns blue. i look for you at the fire place i look for you at the beach i look for you in the stars but where can you be.
(You know what's tuff? Resisting you)
I?M A HAPPY PERSSON. I HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE LIFE: MY FAMILY (MY TWO DAUGTHERS, THEY?RE MY LIFE), MY JOB, MY SCHOOL, MY HOUSE, MY FRIENDS. I ONLY NEED THAT SPECIAL PERSSON TO BE COMPLETE. I DESERVE ONE SECOND CHANCE TO FALL IN LOVE AGAIN. I WANT SOMEBODY TO TALK, LAUGH, GO TO THE MOVIE, DINNER, DANCING IN THE BEACH,
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Daaaaaancing IN the beach, just daaaaaancing IN the beach.. |
TO LISTEN TO MUSIC, SOMETIMES MAKE FOOD TOGETHER, GO OUT WITH THE KIDS... I WANT TO FEEL THAT GREAT SENSATION IN MY STOMACH WHEN HE CALL ME, I WANT TO HAVE THAT STUPID SMILE IN MY FACE WHEN I REMEMBER HIM... MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS PRESENT TO ME SEVERAL PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY DON?T WANT TO SEE ME ALONE, BUT I DON?T WANT TO CHOOSE THE WRONG PERSSON, SO, I PREFER TO BE ALONE, I HAVE FEAR OR PANIC TO LIVE WITH SOMEBODY WHO TRYS ME BAD. I?M SWEET AND LOVELY PERSSON, AND I LOVE TO RECEIBE THE SAME KIND OF LOVE. "I WANT TO FIND SOMEBODY TO SHARE THE REST OF MY LIFE", BUT, I MUST TO BE SURE ABOUT THAT PERSSON. I?M AN ATRACTIVE WOMAN, HONEST, COMPREHENSIBLE, FAITHFUL, WITH SENSE HUMOR, WHEREVER, I?M A GOOD PERSSON AND I LIKE TO RECEIBE THE SAME. (I BELIVE IN THE GOLD RULE). THAT PERSSON IT?S GOING TO BE MY FRIEND, MY CONFIDENT, MY PARTNER, MY LOVER, MY EVERITHING. SO, I?M READY TO MEET THAT SPECIAL PERSSON, THAT I KNOW I?TS MUST TO BE SOMEWHERE.
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I'm here for you. |
About me:
My personality is very fun to be with person, lve going out, seeing movies, and sometimes going clubing!! I want a guy that can treat me good, they can`t be shy, b/c i`m a very open person!!
Headline:
Looking for a hot guy to mest round with!
About the one I'm looking for:
Out going, fun t be with, not shy, loves to just havg out at home sometimes, looking good all the time, likes to g clubing, lisen to music, and like me for me not my looks!!
My idea of the perfect first date:
Go to the beac and watch the sun set why i`m in his arms, then run in to the ocaen, and sit by the fire!!
My perception of an ideal relationship:
Being togeitehr when ever we can, think we will be toegther forever, Loving eachother for who we are, and have stuff in Common!!
What I've learned from my past relationships:
don`t take stuff for Greaten,think befor you say something roung, don`t just like that person for there looks like them for what is in the nside not the outside!
(Let us have a moment of silence...shit, let us have several)
Walking along the beach near the Water of the ocean. We are hand in hand. We hear nothing but the sound of the waves and the seagulls. We can smell the freshness of the ocean. Are feet are bare and we can feel the waves jumping on and over our feet and it feels nice yet cold. It is early in the morning we can see clouds but We also see the sun starting to come up so we know it will be sunny later on in the day.
(Did I mention we're in Cincinnati, Ohio)
like to spend time with family and friends. Like the beach, movies, eating out, like to travel.ect. not very outgoing, shy, just alittle, very quite. not talkative just loke to have fun.
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I loke to have fun too baby. You be one funky cold me-numnut. |
About Me:
I am a quiet,reserved person. I am very family oriented. I like to go out and have fun. I attend church on a mthly basis. I like to do things anywhere from going to the movies, out to eat, or just going for a walk in the park. I love the beach. I am in the process of resculpting my shape. I try to stay as active as I can.
(Oh I get it! You cut yourself)
From: Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA
My idea of the perfect first date:
in a place where we can talk and act naturally, say near the ocean something like that
(And by "near" I mean half a continent away)
About Me:
Looking for someonewho is caring & understanding me to all my needs,someone someone who listen to me instead shouting out advice......
About the one I'm looking for:
Im looking for a nice guy offcourse,who can love me for what i am...off course friends in the begining,lets find out whats the next,
My idea of the perfect first date:
I want to go in the beach,laydown to her chest talking about our feelings....going to know each other,
What I've learned from my past relationships:
you always must give ur all otherwise you are wasting not only your time but their time to.i learned that i always hve somethingto work or no matter how far into the relashionship i am.
(Work on this: stay on course)
About Me:
I am a fun, outgoing person. I love andything outside. Swimming is a great passion of mine. I like going out. I am night person. If you want to find out more Email me
Headline:
Whaz up
My idea of the perfect first date:
I like to go to dinner to get to know the person. Not a moive because you cant talk. Maybe a walk. The beach is a great places. Just having fun. Very relaxing
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She loves my thing, it's true. I think I'll wrestle her later. |
My idea of the perfect first date:
I'm a pretty low-key person so going on a date most anywhere would be fine. Obviously, I?d prefer some over others; such as, I?d prefer the beach over a swimming pool; I?d prefer French Cuisine over Ramon noodles; I?d prefer Zip?s over McDonalds.
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While it is true that she'd prefer French Cuisine over me, Señor Ramon Noodles, at least I ain't no crybaby Frenchie! We ain't got no beer...only Tequila. |
About Me:
I am who I am....you are what you are...do not try to change me,,,,nor will I do so to you or anyone....we all have a history,,,,past,,,it is inposible to forget...yet we must move on....wallk towards Sunrise,,,,sit and enjoy the Sunset,,,,
My idea of the perfect first date:
beach,sunset,candlel ight dinner........sunris e...beach...music... bird's singing...sleep...th an again....beach...sun set....candlelight dinner...music....
My perception of an ideal relationship:
complete trust....honesty...n ot to be forced to change my way of life-I can not...nor will I try to change you...I AM WHO I AM AND YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE....IF WE CAN COMPROMISSE WITH RESPECT THAN THAT WHAT WILL TAKE TO MAKE A FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE NEW BRIDGE...NEW LIFE....
What I've learned from my past relationships:
a lot!!! I HAVE LEARNED THAT YOU CAN NOT FORGET THE PAST, YET, YOU MUST NOT DESTROY THE FUTURE BY LIVING IN THE PAST...YOU MUST TAKE THE CHANCES...NO REGREATHS...
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He's so possible, he's inpossible! |
worm caring person with a good heart iam new at this but let me say also am honest and i say what is on my mind. looking for a soulmate someone to walk on the beach with and watch the sunset.or go to the mountain with or fishing with camping i love being outdoors as well as in not looking for a one nightstand.
More about Big Worm's match:
THE PERSON IAM LOOKING FOR MUST BE HONEST CARING AND LOVING AND OPEN TO NEW THINGS. SHE MUST BE HERSELF CAUSE IAM NOT OUT TO CHANCE NOONE SHE NUST BE ABLE TO LOVE AND RECIVE LOVE FOR THAT IS WHAT I HAVE ALOT OF
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Big Worm in da house! I see through your games, get yo damn hands off my nightstand. |
RED HAIR 5FT. 9IN. GOOD BODY.THAT LOVES TO HUNT,FISH,AND SPIND TIME AT HOME.IM IN THE ARMY GARDS WITH 1YR.AND3MO.BEFOR I RETIRE.WITH A 20YR.PENTION.IM ALL WAYS HELPING PEPOL .IM A LITTLE SHY WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING WEMEN.THATS WHY I THOUG I WOOD TRY THIS. SHE SHOULD BE NICE,FUNIE,LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME EVEN IF I MESSUP.SOME ONE WHO LIKES ME THE WAY IAM.SOME OEN WHO LIKES TO TAKE WALKSON THE BEACH,SET AT HOME AND SPEND TIME TO GETHER,GO SHOPING.YARD SALES ,ECT.
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Gender: Male seeking Female
From: Boons Camp, Kentucky, USA
I like fishing ,boating ,hiheing and from time to time i like to go out in the moutains to exspearence the silence of the great out doors.and go to the movies and some times just go for long walks in the park late in the evening with a friend .and just be with someone that i love to go on long romanic walks with and hold each other hands and be happy that person is their with you.
About the one I'm looking for:
someone who is easy going ,loves to laugh a lot .and loves to have fun and go on long walks in the park .and hold hands and and go to movies from time to time.and likes to go on long drives in the country from time to time.
My perception of an ideal relationship:
and like to go on long romanic walk in the park or on the beach.is just to love someone for who they are not what they don,t look like or for what they don't have.and will to meat the other person at least half way in a relationship.and be willing to love that person for who they are on the inside not for what they look on the outside.and slao be willing to go on long romantic walk in the park and on the beach to .and from time go on long drives so they can be olone together and talk or just hold each other in their arms and just be together.and go out to the movies to watch the movie or just to be with the one that you love and to show her that you love her very much.
What I've learned from my past relationships:
and go out to the movies from time that i don't like to be lide to for any reason.and idon't like for a person to say that they love me one minute .and walk away and tell some other person that very same thing.and i like to be told the truth above all else.
(Remember when I told you I was slao willing to go on a walk from time to time? I lide)
About me and who I'd like to meet
I am a nice guy. I love to party. I love to joke around, and i love long walks on the beach. Im not a desperate guy! I have 3 loves in my life Cars, weman, and fighting. They all excite me.I hate Michigan.
You must be a nice gurl.that is not afrade of comitment or being close to someone.Love to laugh and joke around.Love to party.I want a openminded gurl.I dont know. I guess we would just have to talk or meat to see if there is a spark.
(Correct, you don't know)
i am a verry out going pernson,and thay say that i get along woth everyone . I Am Alyies in a good mood . i do like a woman that is open minded and likes to have fun. i love to go to the beach and walk and walk and walk.i like to sit around a fire and cuttle, Candel light dinner.
(Once a numnut, Alyies a numnut)
lonlydewayne seekscompamyun
the person that interest me must be able to cook she has to love dancing also going for moonlight walks on the beach a person that don't cheat on her man all and all the perfect waman.
(Sorry Dewayne, compamyuns are extremely difficult to find. But waman...dime a friggin' dozen)
Work Every Day, Like to go , ON TRIPS , wANT TO DO WHAT EVERY THE ONE WHOS WITH ME WANTS TO DO AIM TO PLEASE, lOVE TO GO TO o:HARRIES . CANT SPELL TO GOOD .loNLY just need somebody.LOVE THE MONTAINS, LOVE THE BEACH . WHATEVERY PLEASE YOU PLEASE YOU PLEASE ME.LIKE TO WORK OUTSIDE, LOVE FLOWERS SMALL; UNDERSTANING,HUMORUS,KAROEY . LIKS SEX . LIFE IS SHORT
(Thank BuhJesus)
What do you do for fun?
i like to travel to the ocean and have romantic times with someone and just basicaly have a compaion to wake up to every morning
About me and who I'd like to meet
well im a pashinate person with a heart of gold been devorced and hate it been single for long time looking for my compaion that can respect me as the person that would like to be respected looks arent inporntant to me i feel the heart and soul is what makes a person i am willing to go the distance to make a relationship work if its ment to be.... Im fun and a romantic and likes to spend time with that special someone
(You're pushinite, pashinate)
What do you do for fun?
well yhe beach stormyweather ex liteing relxing movies to relax to geather hanging with freands and familytalking and what ever she likes to do also.
About me and who I'd like to meet
JUST MOVED BACK TO FLA IM ABOUT 5'6 MAY BE SHORTER AND ABOUT 134 PONDS IM FOR A WAMAN THAT LIKES EXOTOCS REPT AND OTHER CREATHERS PIT BULLS ARE MY FAV DOG BEACHES STORMY WEATHER LIGHTING IS ALLSOME WALKS IN THE RAIN OR THE BEACH ANY LADIES LIKE WHAT I LIKE HIT ME UP. HOW YA I LOOK VERY YOUNG ABOUT 17 TO 24 PEOPLE SAYS.
(Allsome dude, Pit bulls are my favorite dogs as well. I'd say you look even younger than 17...more like 3 and a half)
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