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Use Photos With Your Ex
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Come on, why put up current pictures?
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See for yourself
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Ramble Incoherently
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Demoralizing grammar and offensive spelling are essential
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Ur biosexual
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Incorporate Clichés
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I just love walks on the beach...in Nebraska!
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Let's cuddle
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Looking for some funny sayings to frighten co-workers? Need funny poems in order to conversate with your boo? Just when you thought it was safe to try Internet dating comes Pathetic Personals.
Here you'll find the cream of the crap; that special something that's magically captured the essence of life in their Internet dating profile. Sit back and let the blood run from your eyes as you read actual Internet personal ads from people just like you and him in search of life, liberty and the occasional bumpin' of the uglies.
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